Chapter 179: Four-gill Perch Occupies Songjiang (Alliance Leader Plus Change)
Zhao Shouzheng hurriedly stood up and lined up for a while, and then it was his turn to hand in the papers.
The place of the rewinding is in the Wenzhao Pavilion on the right side of the Imperial Palace.
The four officials who received the papers, Hanlin read Zhang Siwei and revised Shen Shixing, and two Zheng Dajing and Zhang Qi in the matter. As in the examination, under the watchful eye of the inspector, the examinee's papers are initially checked, and then a security certificate is issued, and every fifty test papers are sealed as one and packed into a box.
When the rewinding is completed, it will be sent to the sealing place set up in the Wucheng Pavilion opposite.
In Wucheng Pavilion, Taichangqing Xu Fan had already memorized the first sentences of more than 20 policies that should be recorded.
He is well-read and memorized, and he never forgets it, and it is no problem to remember this little thing.
Zhao Shouzheng's part is the last one he needs to write down. Take it in your hand and glance at the opening sentence:
'The minister is right: the minister hears that the king of the people is also a day, and the sky has the grace of nurturing, and can not take care of the world, so the person who is responsible for it is the king. Therefore, it is necessary to exercise Taia in the palm of your hand, and drum Daye in the domain......
"It's another set of ......" Xu Fan's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart that this science was renamed 'fart science'.
The five Zhao disciples were like this, and so was Zhao Hao's father.
Is it necessary to flatter the king like this and pat the emperor's ass?
Isn't it fragrant to be a Geng Jie's courtier who doesn't serve the king?
Then he was even more determined to the idea that the elder of the small pavilion must sweep away all the six members of the Zhao family from the top three.
'Well, go back and give them the officials, send them to Danzhou, Guizhou, Yunnan, Guangxi, Shaanxi, and Liaodong, so that they will die far away, and never come back! ’
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At this time, the lights in the east side hall of the Wenhua Hall were bright, and the twelve book readers were chatting, so comfortable.
Tomorrow is the time for them to read the papers, and today's busy adults can be regarded as half a day of leisure.
Xu Ge sat cross-legged in the kang table.
Zhang Xianggong and Yang Bo, the secretary of the ministry, sat horizontally on both sides of the kang table, and the left capital Yushi Wang Ting sat crookedly and sat at the bottom.
The rest of the Shangshu stood under the kang and accompanied the four bigwigs to talk.
As for the last two book readers, Li Bangzhen, Zuo Shaoqing of Dali Temple, and Zhu Dashou, a bachelor of Hanlin Academy...... The two future bigwigs had to shoulder the task of serving tea and pouring water for the current bigwigs.
At this time, Xu Ge Lao said: "The old man occasionally got an uplink the day before yesterday, and he never thought of a suitable downlink. ”
"Yuanfu tell me quickly, we are a group of stinkers, and we can always top three Zhuge Liang." Yang Tianguan, who has a white beard, has a voice that can tear down the roof.
Under the urging of everyone, Xu Jiefang said slowly: "Jing Wei is the same stream, Qing Si is wet, and turbidity is full." ”
When Yang Bo heard this, he smiled and said: "This lower link is not right, you have to find the answer from the scriptures." ”
Because it exemplifies "Mencius", "Qing Si is full of water, turbidity is enough, and it is also self-sufficient." ’
After a little thought, except for Zhang Juzheng, no one had a clue.
But Zhang Xianggong is now cold, so naturally he won't say it if he knows it.
Wang Zongxian pointed to the big ribbons and said: "I see that the champion is just smiling, and it must already be there." ”
"Tell me." The bigwigs urged this champion of Jiajing for 35 years.
Zhu Dashou couldn't shirk it, so he had to hold the teapot and said with a smile: "Xia Guan also just thought of it, 'The cold is abnormal, drink water in summer, and drink soup in winter.'" ’”
"Good, good!" Yang Bo kept his eyes slightly closed, and when he heard the words, he patted his thigh and said, "It's also a pawn of "Mencius". ”
"Mencius: Confession" has 'Gongduzi said: Drink soup in winter, drink water in summer, and then eat and drink outside? 'The great ribbons used Mencius to Mencius, and the battle was neat, which can be called absolute.
The bigwigs also praised one after another, the champions of the Yuan Treasure Sword are not old, I don't know if the champion of the current department, does he have such a ability?
"The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, of course, one generation is stronger than the next." 'Zhu Qianlang' smiled kindly.
At this time, it happened that Meng Chong, the chief eunuch of the imperial dining room, came in with a group of small attendants to deliver dinner.
Hearing their conversation, he smiled jokingly: "We also have a couplet, please consult your lords." ”
"Oh, Lao Meng will also make a pair?"
There is a way to offend whoever you want, don't offend the cook, these bigwigs who often eat in the palace are naturally very kind to Meng Chong.
I saw Mr. Meng open the steaming food box, took out a plate of braised sea bass with both hands, put it in front of Xu Ge Lao, and said with a smile:
"The four gills of the sea bass occupy the Songjiang mansion."
The originally warm atmosphere in the hall was suffocated.
The bigwigs said in their hearts, this dead eunuch is afraid that he is insinuating that the descendants of the Xu family are kings and hegemons in Songjiang......
Eunuch Meng smiled unconsciously and said:
"This is the first stubble tribute fish that Jiangnan just sent, knowing that Yuanfu dislikes anchovy with too many bones, he deliberately replaced it with a four-gill perch that is a specialty of Songjiang."
Saying that, he put his chopsticks on his hands and said, "This is the biggest one in the imperial dining room, do you always taste it?" ”
"I'm tired." Xu Ge Lao naturally didn't know how to be emotional, but he didn't move when he took the chopsticks, and he was obviously still angry.
At this time, the eunuch who came to deliver the meal put all kinds of exquisite dinners on several tables in the hall.
Fortunately, the ministers did not eat at the same table with the ministers, so the bigwigs took the opportunity to wash their hands and prepare for dinner, and escaped from this embarrassing place.
Zhang Juzheng couldn't run away, he took the wet hand towel offered by the little eunuch, wiped his hands, and said lightly:
"I have a link to tell Gonggong Meng."
"Speak quickly, speak quickly." Meng Chong smiled sheepishly.
"Crabs are rampant in Kyushu!" I heard Zhang Juzheng say in a deep voice: "Is Gonggong Meng still satisfied with listening?" ”
"Flutter ......" the big guys couldn't help but laugh. The heart said that Zhang Xianggong is really a nurse's heartfelt cold-faced smiler......
Because eunuchs like to eat crabs, it is said that it can cure peeing forks. Liu Jin, the great eunuch of Wuzong, also had this hobby, and he and his comrades were rampant everywhere, aren't they like a group of crabs?
Someone wrote a limerick poem satirically saying, 'How long will you watch the crab with cold eyes and watch the rampant time?' ’
Later, Liu Jin was really executed by Ling Chi, and people compared the eunuch leaving the palace to 'crabs running rampant'.
"Domineering, domineering." Meng Chong was bored, so he had to quit with a smile.
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When Meng Chong went out, a smile appeared on Xu Ge's old face.
He pointed at Zhang Juzheng with chopsticks, and said softly: "Uncle, you are still young, and you are unforgiving." ”
"He's just bringing shame upon himself." Zhang Juzheng pulled out a cool smile, and was about to remove the plate of four-gill perch and said, "I don't want this fish." ”
"Hey." Xu Jie waved his hand, stopped him and said, "Why is the perch?" ”
As he spoke, he put down his chopsticks and ate with relish: "Every fourgill perch in my Songjiang is precious and cannot be wasted." ”
Originally, he couldn't eat it, but the obedient disciple was angry for the master, and Xu Ge Lao could naturally show his prime minister's measure again.
Seeing that the teacher still ate the dish after all, Zhang Juzheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief and began to enjoy his favorite stubble anchovy.
In his heart, he couldn't help but scold meanly, a fool like a pig, but he still has to be smart!
He originally wanted to stay out of the matter, so he didn't ask the emperor how he wanted to play.
But just now when he saw Meng Chong squeezing his eyes at him, he knew that this stupid pig was sending ingredients and delicacies to Xu Ge Lao.
The stupid pig was burdened with a heavy responsibility, but he shook his wit with many mouths and tongues, and the old man was so angry that he refused to move his chopsticks. Seeing that he was going to mess up, he had to ask him for help......
Zhang Juzheng is naturally angry, who are the people in this house? They are all immortals who have become spirits! Let them see the clues, and they can't explain it without explanation!
But considering that if he didn't help, the idiot would have continued his stupidity.
Zhang Juzheng scolded Meng Chong a little viciously and helped him save the scene.
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