Chang Ning paused and continued:

The apprentice said, master, I really don't want to go to Wang Lao's house to kill pigs, and I am not willing to even pack a big red eagle cigarette, too picky, the master said, apprentice, you can rest assured, touch me Zheng Sandao, and ask him to kowtow and beg us, the apprentice asked, master, what are you going to do, the master said, when the time comes, you look at my eyes, see the opportunity to act, the apprentice pestered and asked, good master, do you get to the bottom first, the master scolded, dirt cub, Don't fight with the master, I want to learn my skills at the bottom of the box, you are still tender, three years later, on the day of the teacher, you can make me happy, come and ask me again. ”

"At that time, I was happy when I heard it, we have a lot of special customs here, killing pigs also has a particular, a knife to slaughter a pig is called smooth sailing, two knives can be slaughtered so-so, if you kill a pig to three knives, called three in and three out, it means that the master's life will be difficult, at least in the next year there must be more things at home, the so-called three hundred and sixty lines, there are rules for the line, killing pigs is no exception, the apprentice knows the trick of killing pigs, but he is not allowed to enter, the master is afraid that the apprentice will smash his own job, he must cover it and not teach, two people are playing with their hearts."

"After a while, the master and apprentice got up and left, I also had an idea, pulled up Wei Guo, and went straight to Sanwang Village in full clothes, Wei Guo has always believed in my words, I heard that I can have a full meal, but also a great spirit, raise my hand to ensure that I do a good job of cooperation, to Sanwang Village, it is time to have lunch, I watched the pair of master and apprentice who killed pigs into the team headquarters, I knew that it must have eaten lunch, killing pigs is generally at four or five o'clock in the afternoon, the master and apprentice are looking for a place to take a nap, so I rest assured that I pulled Wei Guo towards Wang Lao's house, I used to come to Sanwang Village often, and I knew that Wang Laoli was a famous rich family in Sanwang Village, but he was a little rich and unkind, so he called him Wang Laojiao, I knew him, and he also knew me, hehe, because I was a little half-immortal, the only descendant of Chang Daxian, and I was also a little famous in that area. ”

"Wang Lao's family is also a single family, when it was almost time, I asked Wei Guo to do some small actions first, and then the two of us swaggered into the door, Wang Lao led the whole family to be busy, seeing me coming, it was polite, why do you say? This person, the richer he is, the more superstitious he is, Wang Laoshu is the same, and he is famous for believing in superstition, and he is like a god to my grandfather Chang Daxian, and when he saw me, he asked, Little Half Immortal, what kind of wind blew you here, I didn't speak, I pretended to look at the left and right of his yard, his face changed, and he pulled up Weiguo and turned around and left. ”

At this time, Ning Ruifeng scolded with a smile: "Stinky boy, you have started to coax people." ”

"Hehe, old man, no way, I haven't eaten for a day, I was hungry at that time, watching Wang Lao's family making rice cakes and mochi, I can't wait to grab it, my cousin Chang Weiguo is also good, at a young age, although he smells the fragrance and salivates directly, but he is also resolute and does not squint...... At this time, Wang Lao didn't do it, and grabbed me and said, Xiao Banxian, I also have some friendship with your grandfather, and I often visit his old man during the New Year's holidays, everyone is their own people, since they came, just rest their feet and then go, and called his wife to take a stool to pour water, I pretended to reluctantly agree, but after sitting down, I shook my head and sighed, pinched my fingers and said a few words to myself, the days are good days, but unfortunately it's not a thing, kill pigs and sheep, shouldn't see the sun, said, I got up again to leave. ”

"No matter what happy things this countryman does, rice cakes and mochi are indispensable, where someone takes the opportunity to beg, the owner will not refuse to go out, that Wang Lao saw me guess, and guessed that his family was going to kill pigs, and a look of retreating and anxious to leave, he pulled me to stay, at this time, according to my prior deployment, I made a look at Wei Guo, Wei Guo lost no time in shouting at me, brother, I'm hungry, go quickly, I will explain sorry to Wang Lao, our brothers have to hurry, Wang Lao picked me hard, On the one hand, he persuaded him with good words, it is not easy to go out, and it is better to choose a day than to hit the sun, etc., while turning around and yelling at his wife, stinky mother-in-law, things that don't have long eyes, and don't give the little half-fairy brothers something to eat...... Hehe, that's it, Wei Guo and I, holding rice cakes in one hand and mochi in the other, gobbled it up, if I hadn't signaled with my eyes, Wei Guo might have to eat all the belly, hehe, since we are here, we brothers have to eat meat and drink wine on an empty stomach. ”

Qiao Hanxiang burst into tears when she heard this, "This kid, grandma really can't imagine that you, when you were a child, suffered so much." ”

Chang Ning smiled and continued: "After eating, Wang Lao asked, Xiao Banxian, please give me more advice, I naturally pretended again, stretched out my hand and said, take paper and pen, Wang Lao didn't dare to slack off, brought brush and ink and a primary school student homework book, I wrote three on his back, folded them separately and stacked them together in turn, put them on the low wall of his yard, and pressed them with a small stone, and then said to Wang Laoshu, Uncle Wang, Ming people don't do dark things, when your family kills pigs, let's open them one by one, the first one is not allowed, My brothers immediately got up and left, never set foot in Sanwang Village from then on, hehe, fortune telling and feng shui and other toys, pay attention to not not believing, not full belief, believe it, don't believe it, that Wang Lao saw that I said righteous and awe-inspiring, how dare I not believe it, so I moved a stool, lay down in his yard under the camphor tree to sleep, leaving only Weiguo to look at the three pieces of paper on the wall. ”

"Hehe, the rest is much simpler...... At more than four o'clock in the afternoon, I was woken up by a burst of pig screams, watching the lively people and Wang Lao's family, is in a circle, looking at Zheng Sandao's master and apprentice, with the help of Wang Lao's father and son, a 200-pound big white pig pressed into two benches tied together, only to see Zheng Sandao bent over, holding the pig's head with his left hand, holding a white sharp knife in his right hand, the sharp knife is no more than a hand and a half wide, no more than a foot long, aimed at the throat of the big white pig flashed in, a pig's howl, the white knife went in and the red knife came out, and a blood water flew out......"

At this time, I walked over and said, Zheng Sandao, you are too inauthentic, killing pigs and killing lives is already a crime, why bother to come to the trouble again, Zheng Sandao asked angrily, stinky boy, who are you, dare to slander me Zheng Sandao, I said, I am a small half-immortal in Shuiyang, do you dare I bet, this big white pig can't die in half an hour, Zheng Sanpao's face changed and asked, Little half-immortal, what do you want to bet on, I smiled, who lost, who kowtowed to the other party three times, hehe, then Zheng Sandao of course didn't do it, the so-called layman looks at the excitement, the insider looks at the doorway, Commander Yang, your old man killed devils back then, you must understand this truth. ”

Yang Beiguo nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, that Zheng Sandao's knife must go straight in, don't stir inside, don't stop and pull it out, the pig will never be able to breathe in half an hour." ”

"At this time, I motioned to Wei Guo to take the first piece of paper pressed against the wall, opened it in public, and wrote, one knife does not die, three knives make a fool, hehe, that Zheng Sandao is also a refreshing person, knowing that he has met a master, he admitted in public that this knife is immortal, and then made up for it, and finally killed the big white pig."

"But that Wang Laoshu is not happy, two knives to kill pigs, so-so, the days after this will be affected, and I don't care about complaining about Zheng Sandao, pulling me to ask for a way to rescue, I took the second piece of paper on the wall to show him, the face is written, the beam is broken, the days are going to be bad, that Wang Lao picked a look, his face changed greatly, and he turned around and went to get the ladder."

Hearing this, Yang Yang shouted: "I know, the broken beams and tiles must have been done by your cousin Chang Weiguo, he has been a master of climbing wall trees since he was a child, little half-immortal, you are too bad." ”

"Hehe, after Wang Lao picked up the ladder, he was very respectful to me, seeing that I picked up the third piece of paper to leave, where is I willing, so I can say that I and Weiguo eat and drink, that Zheng Sandao is also admired by me, and insists on swearing brothers with me, alas, the master is gracious, how can I leave, I had to reluctantly sit the chief, sit Zheng Sandao on the left, and Wang Laojiao personally accompany him, while persuading him to drink, while telling Zheng Sandao, according to the rules of thanks, after a while, prepare three catties of pork ribs and three catties of oil for me... … That wine banquet, I and Wei Guo almost couldn't walk, more than ten miles of walking for a half a night, alas, I was better, only ran to the thatched house seven or eight times, Wei Guo's stinky boy was miserable, he lay in bed for five or six days before he relieved his breath, and he had half a year of effort, and he wanted to vomit when he saw pork......

Everyone laughed for a while, and Liu Yuehong said with a smile: "Xiao Chang, it is in response to a common saying of your Qingyang people, greedy for cheap and cheap, not cheap at home." ”

Yang Yang asked curiously: "Little Banxian, you haven't said what is written on the third piece of paper." ”

Chang Ning smiled evilly: "Hehe, I don't see the rabbit and don't scatter the eagle, I don't see the devil and don't hang the string, of course, after the wine and food are full, carrying the spoils, when Wang Lao sent me to the entrance of the village to say goodbye, I took it out of my arms and handed it to him, because I asked Wei Guo to take a thin palm rope in advance and hang it on the bare beam of his house, so the third piece of paper said, the beam head is hanging, and the day will be sent." ”

In the laughter, Ning Ruifeng "concluded" and said, "This is a bad thing after all, I should apologize if I have the opportunity to meet Wang Laojiao and Zheng Sandao." ”

Chang Ning said embarrassedly: "Old man, now the two of them are self-employed, one sells pork and the other sells fruits, and their lives are quite prosperous, I can't just hit the faith in their hearts." ”

At this time, Ma Taixing walked into the living room and said to Ning Ruifeng and Yang Beiguo: "The two chiefs, Commander Shan, they have arrived. ”

"Invite them in." Yang Beiguo nodded in response, and instructed Liu Yuehong, "Xiao Liu, you and Yang Yang accompany Aunt Qiao to cook a pot of eight-treasure five-flavor porridge." ”

When only Ning Ruifeng, Yang Beiguo and Chang Ning were left in the living room, Yang Beiguo smiled at Chang Ning and said:

"Xiao Chang, next, it's up to you, don't be nervous, hehe, just like I told the story just now."