"This old bastard! I was kind enough to comfort myself, but I actually beat myself! Eating your own bowl of noodles for nothing is simply shameless! ”

scolded and returned to his hut, Xiao Han was still angry. Looking at the wooden door, I raised my foot and kicked it! As a result, I accidentally used a little more force, and the toes of the kicked were faintly painful......

"Oh ~ it hurts!" Covering his toes*, Xiao Han felt that the only luck today was this wooden door! If he was replaced with an iron gate, he would have to break his toes twice......

If you're injured, you don't have to take a shower! With peace of mind to find a reason for his laziness, Xiao Han jumped to the bed, covered his head and fell asleep! As for Lao Sun's troubles, just two words, he deserves it!

I didn't say anything all night, and when I woke up the next day, it was already dark outside.

Stretched out and got out of bed to see, Xiaodong was stunned and slept in the room outside, and he didn't wake up after kicking his feet in the past.

Looking at the two people who were sleeping in an extremely indecent position, Xiao Han suddenly felt that if the assassin came last night and tied himself up and carried him away with a swagger, these two embryos would not be able to open their eyes and take a look......

He pursed his lips and felt a little thirsty. Reason told Xiao Han that he should leave these two alone, he must find water to drink first! Who said pickles weren't salty last night? Wouldn't eating too much be salty?

The teapot on the table was dry, and Xiao Han began to rummage through the cabinets to find other pots. As a result, after working for a long time, I found several handfuls of teapots, but there was not a drop of water in them!

Shaking the last purple clay pot on the windowsill vigorously, listening to the empty sound inside, Xiao Han had to sigh helplessly: It is also a strange thing that the dignified marquis has to go out to fill water and drink by himself!

Sigh to sigh, the water still has to be drunk, and others can't count on it, so you can only do it yourself......

Pull the latch and open the door. Who knew that Xiao Han's legs hadn't stepped out yet, and an old face almost slammed him on him, so scared that Xiao Han almost didn't smash the purple clay pot in his hand!

"Hou... Hou Ye? ”

"Old Feng?"

At the door of the house, an old man and a young man stared at each other for a long time, and when they saw each other clearly, they breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"What are you doing? What's the matter with coming to me early in the morning? Xiao Han endured his thirst and asked Lao Feng.

Lao Feng seemed to have stayed up late last night, and both eyes were a little red. Hearing this, he smiled at Xiao Han, carefully took out a stack of paper from his arms and handed it over: "Xiao Hou, I wrote what you asked me to draft yesterday, and I won't send it over to you for a look!" ”

"How did you write it so quickly?" Xiao Han was a little surprised, reached out and took the paper, flipped through a few pages, and asked Lao Feng: "Did you not sleep all night last night in order to write this thing?" ”

Lao Feng seemed to have guessed what was on Xiao Han's mind, his old face turned red, and he stammered a little: "No, no, I squinted for a while!" We also want to make it possible for people in other places to use the rollover as soon as possible, right, it doesn't matter if I'm tired......"

"Oh~" Xiao Han nodded in a long voice, and Lao Feng's old face suddenly turned red and he couldn't look at it.

In fact, everyone knows this matter, that is, Lao Feng himself wants to finalize this matter as soon as possible, so he wrote the recital overnight. I have to say something beautiful, and I want to be a typical archway.

It is a virtue to see through and not to say that it is broken, and there is no need to expose others in such small things. Xiao Han lowered his head and looked at what Lao Feng wrote seriously, except for looking up and not writing, the others were very detailed! In addition to the text explanation, there are pictures at the end! Let people know at a glance how the rollover is made.

Smacking his lips, although he was thirsty, but looking at Lao Feng, who was both excited and tired, Xiao Han decided to be a good person to the end and send the Buddha to the west.

Leading Lao Feng back into the house, Xiao Han had just spread the first page on the desk, and the old and sophisticated Lao Feng had already begun to sharpen the ink with interest.

I don't know how he grinds it without water, anyway, Xiao Han's stomach was slightly regurgitated when he lifted the pen......

"Now in Hanzhong, Feng Wenjie, the commander of Jishui County, proposed to restore the keel waterwheel of the former sages, and dedicated it to the saints, hoping to promote it......"

With a wave of the brush, the beginning of the performance is written in a blink of an eye! Put down the pen, pick it up and blow dry the ink, and take a closer look!

Well, not bad! Pen walk dragon snake! This word looks much better than what was written before! It's almost catching up with the level of Wang Youjun......

(Note, Wang Xizhi once served as the right general, so later generations mostly called him Wang Youjun, and his calligraphy works are the calligraphy of the right army, not the calligraphy of Xizhi.) ）

I don't know if Wang Youjun will crawl out of the grave and strangle Xiao Han when he hears this, but anyway, Lao Feng carefully took it from Xiao Han's hand and put it away as if he had obtained a treasure.

What's wrong with the ugly character to die? What's wrong with one big and one small? As long as it has its own name on it, it's worth a thousand dollars!

When Lao Feng reached this age, he didn't ask for any promotions and made a fortune. He just wants his name to be heard by the sky, and his resume will be better when the time comes, and he will be able to be more beautiful when he returns to his hometown!

solemnly arched his hand towards Xiao Han, Lao Feng turned around and ran away with a cigarette in his arms, without even saying hello, as if Xiao Han would rob him of his things.

These days, it's hard to be a good person! Just busy others, but no one cares about himself, his throat is about to smoke, and there is no one to greet him.

scolded in his heart for having no conscience, Xiao Han threw down the brush and went out to find water, this time the Jade Emperor came and had to wait for the uncle to drink the water!

"Water, give me water! It's almost time to die! Rushing into the kitchen like an arrow, Xiao Han started looking for water without saying a word!

When the fat cook who was making noodles inside saw it, he quickly threw the dough away, and rushed over first to pour a bowl full of water for Xiao Han.

"Master Hou, the water is here! Drink quickly. ”

Hey, there are so many people, and the fat chef is the most intimate! glanced at him gratefully, Xiao Han held the bowl and poured it with a bang!

The water is boiling spring water, and when you drink it, it has a sweet taste, which is much better than the peasant woman's three fists that hurt a little......

Speaking of which, there is no one here in Xiao Han to drink cold water, not even the farmers who work in the fields! After all, whoever sees so many bent and writhing bugs in unboiled water under the microscope will develop a good habit of drinking cold boiled water.

A bowl full of water belly, Xiao Han shook it, as if he could hear the sound of clanging water.

"Comfortable ......" threw down the bowl, and with a comfortable sound, Xiao Han felt that the pores all over his body were stretched!

"Master Hou, why are you so thirsty? Are everyone else dead? The fat cook waited for Xiao Han to sit down and asked indignantly.

Xiao Han touched his stomach and sighed: "It's almost the same if you're not dead!" The two bastards didn't know when they came back last night, and they haven't woken up until now! Hey, didn't you go too? Any idea when they came back? ”

"You mean Xiaodong and stunned?" The fat chef scratched the back of his head, and said to Xiao Han a little embarrassed: "This...... I don't know, I also came back early last night, but I heard them say this morning: When I walked back last night, I found that Hou Ye's donkey was gone, and then a large number of people looked for it everywhere, and it was estimated that it was very late......"