North Island Barracks, Xishan Island.

On the fourth watch, Xu Kun woke up on time, and then mentioned Xu Bangning, who was still sleeping soundly.

"Don't make trouble, let the master kiss again......" Xu Bangning hugged the pillow and smiled very lewdly, obviously dreaming of returning to Jinling again.

It wasn't until Xu Kun pulled his quilt that the little grandfather suddenly opened his eyes, depressed and dying.

"Can't you let me dream for a while?" Xu Bangning protested angrily, stretched out his feet on the kang and pulled up the clogs.

"Lao Tzu has a nightmare, do you still want to have a sweet dream?" Xu Kun fetched water from the tank, washed his face and brushed his teeth. The security brigade has strict hygiene regulations, and even the dung diggers have to pay attention to hygiene.

"What nightmare? Someone stole the dung again?" Xu Bangning picked up the tea jar, and he didn't have a good airway.

"It's not." Xu Kun shook his head and sighed: "I dreamed that my eldest brother and third brother had turned into dung. ”

"Poof......" Xu Bangning sprayed him all over and laughed laughingly: "No matter how angry you are, they don't save you, and you can't curse your brother to become dung!" ”

"Hey, yes, people don't know how happy they are." Xu Kun smiled self-deprecatingly: "Why worry about me as a dung picker?" ”

As he spoke, he pushed the door and went out.

In the small courtyard, two dung trucks are quietly parked there.

Xu Kun bent down and pushed the one on the left, urging: "It's getting earlier and earlier in the morning, don't rub it off." ”

"I said you're a second Xu guy, why did you fall in love with this business?" Xu Bangning walked out depressedly and picked up another car. "I let you go home for the Chinese New Year last year, why didn't you go back?"

"Hometown, can you still go back?" Xu Kun looked melancholy, and said like a philosopher: "Only here can there be peace." ”

"That's right." Xu Bangning nodded in agreement. Mother believed that now the eldest brother's position was as stable as Mount Tai, and even she had to flatter him. The Zheng family lives by themselves, and always feels that it is safer for their son to be on Xishan Island.

Er Xu, who is also a dung dumper at the end of the world, pushed the dung truck out of the small courtyard and came to the neat barracks avenue, and then parted ways.

~~

Songjiang, the sky is bright. After a night of unsuccessful searching, the city gates were finally opened.

With the sound of bells, the dung truck slowly drove towards the west gate of Fucheng.

"Borrowed and borrowed, don't be expensive!" The old man who drove the car, while carefully controlling the livestock, reminded loudly.

Passers-by covered their noses and hid to the left and right. It had just rained on the street, and the freshly baked gold juice smelled particularly hot in the fresh air.

The people who were waiting in line at the gate of the city for interrogation did not care about coming first and arriving first, so they asked the dung truck to pass first.

"Let's go, let's go!" The little flag guarding the city gate hurriedly waved his hand and motioned for his men to remove the barricades.

The governor yamen on the side caught quickly, covered his nose and asked, "Don't you need to check this?" ”

"How many Chinese New Year's Eve incense has been poured by Old Man Shi, everyone knows him." The small flag urn sounded the urn airway.

"Look at this surname......" Catcher muttered quickly, no more nonsense.

Shi Laohan apologized and thanked him, and carefully pulled the dung truck out of the city gate. Looking at his nervous appearance, he couldn't help but nod secretly, he was a steady person, and he knew that the things inside couldn't be spilled.

It wasn't until he was far out of the city that Shi Laohan breathed a sigh of relief and drove the mule cart into the pine forest beside the road.

"Woo ......" Shi Laohan stopped the car and knocked on the two dung buckets in the middle with a whip.

"It's safe, come out."

Before the words fell, the two barrel lids were topped up at the same time, and two Minions popped out.

The two minions lay on the ground and vomited, even vomiting bitter gall.

"What a ruthless pair." Shi Laohan shook his head, picked up a scoop, scooped water from the bucket and washed it for the two of them.

Only then did I see the faces of the two clearly, they were the Xu brothers who were on the run.

What a trick to hide from the sky and the sea, and the dark dung truck!

The two promised the old man all the gold on his body in exchange for two VIP seats to go out of the city.

After the delivery, the old man dropped his bag of clothes and hurriedly pulled the car away.

He was obviously worried that he would be discovered by the government, but in the eyes of the Xu brothers, it was a different situation.

"Even the one who poured the night incense thought we stinked." Xu Yingbei came from it and said: "Brother, we are not clean......"

"Alas, it's all your fault, laughing at the second child all day long and pouring the night fragrance and pouring the night fragrance, now the two of us have become the night fragrance, see what face you have to laugh at him again?" Xu Fan took a sip, feeling that it was still smelly, and heard the sound of rushing water in the distance.

The brothers followed the sound, and of course they didn't forget to pick up their clothes bags...... That was Xu Fan's two sets of old clothes and shoes that Xu Fan knew that even if he went out of the city, he couldn't wear clothes, so he specially asked the old man to buy.

I didn't go far before I saw a clear river. The two of them were overjoyed, and they didn't care whether it was cold or not, they took off their essence and jumped into the water to scrub hard. I can't wait to rub the skin off my body.

After washing for half an hour, the smell on the two of them was much lighter, and then they felt cold.

But when they went ashore tremblingly, they were pleasantly surprised to find that not only were their clothes bags missing. Even the jade artifacts hidden in it before entering the water were gone.

That's what they went to Huzhou to entangle!

Even the dirty clothes they had taken off were gone. I don't know if it was washed away by the water, or if it was picked up.

The two of them were completely dumbfounded, not only were they penniless at this time, but they were also defenseless, how could this ~~ is good~~~

"Why don't you hide your baggage." Xu Fan angrily scolded the little brother who was looking for grass leaves to cover his shame.

"Blame me again? Isn't it a burden for you? The little brother was so angry that he jumped and jumped.

"Fuck!" Xu Fan took a bite fiercely: "Don't let go of the clothes that are stained with." ”

"Big brother, what should we do?" Xu Ying raised her eyes and looked around, this place was actually not far from the official road, and through the shadow of the trees, you could see faintly cars and horses passing by.

"It's really not good, let's go and beg for clothes to wear, shall we?"

"Do you still want face?!" Xu Fan was so angry that he jumped and jumped.

"Shame and shame don't die, you will freeze to death at night." Xu Ying told the truth.

"Ah sneeze...... "Don't talk about the night, Xu Fan feels like he's about to freeze to death now." Finally nodded with difficulty: "Okay." ”

"Let's go!" Xu Ying couldn't wait to rush to the road.

"Wait!" Xu Fan stopped him, then dug a handful of mud from the river and slapped him in the face.

"What are you doing?!" Xu Ying was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "I just washed it off!" ”

"If you can't cover your body, at least cover your face!" Xu Fan let out a low sigh.

"Ah, it makes sense, as long as others can't recognize us, it's not us who will lose face!" Xu Ying thought so, and quickly took a handful of black mud and pasted it on Xu Fan's face.

Since they started, the two of them didn't care whether they were dirty or not, and their whole bodies were covered with black mud.

The brothers looked at each other and were delighted. Not to mention, not only can it cover shame, but it also has the effect of keeping out the cold.

After observing the roadside for a long time, I saw a caravan driving an ox cart passing by, and the leader seemed to be quite kind

The two of them boldly went out of the woods, and begged for a piece of clothing to wear.

"Yo, whose Kunlun slave was lost?" The leader hit the two of them twice, and said happily: "Hurry up and catch it, you can sell it for a lot of money!" ”

"We're not ......," the two of them hurriedly argued.

"If you can say Da Ming's words, it's more valuable!" The men rushed up with joy, crushed the two men under them, tied them firmly, gagged them into sacks, and threw them into boxes on the ox carts.

In that box, there was also a squirming sack, and it was obvious that they were not the only ones who were caught.

The identities of this group of people were revealed.

"Luck comes, you can't stop it." The leader of the man's teeth said happily: "You can pick up money when you walk on the road!" ”

"Hahaha!" A few of the men laughed strangely, and drove the ox cart away.

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