Chinese New Year's Eve.

Yang Yang almost took out all the wine in Changning, dancing with his hands, shouting loudly with his small mouth, whoever is not drunk is a fucking puppy.

Chang Ning sat on the sofa and smiled silently, and the little witch of Daqingshan was back.

"Family" sits together to eat, the seat is very important, Chang Ning is the "head of the family", sitting in the main seat is the duty, and there is no need to do anything, just move the chopsticks to open your mouth.

Yang Yang was very "polite" this time, humbly refused to sit on the left chief, and in the end it was Fang Qiaoying who pressed her away, and Chang Ning's right naturally belonged to Ding Ying, who made her the oldest and the first to know Chang Ning.

After the others sat down one by one, Chang Ning picked up the chopsticks, looked at the dishes on the table, and said with a smile: "Everyone, pick up the chopsticks, you can start, Sister Liu, pour wine and pour wine." ”

Ding Ying nodded and said, "Xiao Chang is right, I still have to watch the Spring Festival Gala at eight o'clock." ”

Fang Qiaoying said: "Xiao Chang, before this Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, you have to say something. ”

"Old pickle gang, this Chinese New Year is all about eating, drinking and having fun, what else are you going to do?" Chang Ning said with a smile.

Fang Qiaoying said angrily: "Here it is again, if I am an old pickle gang, you will be an old pickle root." ”

"Hehe, then I wish you all good health, smooth work, and a happy Spring Festival, and when you're done, drink it."

As he spoke, without waiting for the others to respond, Chang Ning had already picked up the wine glass and wiped it out.

The leader took the lead, his subordinates followed, and all the chopsticks moved.

Yang Yang glanced at Chang Ning and muttered in a low voice: "Brother, it's not easy to get together, drink and eat food, how boring." ”

Glancing at Yang Yang, Chang Ning said, "I said girl, don't worry about you." ”

Yang Yang dragged Chang Ning's hand and didn't give up, "Brother, don't you usually have a lot of tricks, do you want to do something to help the fun." ”

Chang Ning said with a smile: "Girl, you don't know, the most enjoyable thing to drink is to draw wine boxing, there are five of you here, Sister Ding and Sister Yuan don't know anything, we can't drink five or six here, and leave them aside." ”

Suddenly, Ding Ying burst out laughing.

"Sister Ding, what are you laughing at?" Yang Yang asked.

Ding Ying said: "In order to drink for everyone, I have a suggestion. ”

"Sister Ding, say it quickly." Yang Yang urged.

Glancing at Chang Ning, Ding Ying smiled and said: "I just remembered one thing, that is, when Xiao Chang was working in Qingyang, when he was the county magistrate of Fu, he was in charge of family planning, you all know that Xiao Chang is a hands-off shopkeeper, how can he do it himself, but he has a very method, especially a trick, which has played a great role in a short period of time, do you know what it is?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.

When Chang Ning heard this, his face couldn't be hung up, and he hurriedly said, "Sister Ding, you have mercy under your mouth." ”

Fang Qiaoying said coquettishly: "Sister Ding, you say, he can't control us tonight." ”

Yang Yang also shouted, "Don't be afraid, the Chang family has a rule, from Chinese New Year's Eve to the third day of the first month, it is a woman in charge, if he dares to disobey, let's wait for the family law." ”

Chang Ning smiled bitterly, "Women are in charge, chickens fly and dogs jump, it's over." ”

Ding Ying continued: "Xiao Chang, I thought of a lot of scary slogans and slogans, and within three days they were plastered all over the townships, towns and villages in the county, and as a result, many timid people were frightened at once, and within a month, the county's family planning rate increased by 21 percent over the previous month. ”

Fang Qiaoying asked, "What slogan is so powerful, Sister Ding, why haven't I heard you talk about it?" ”

"Hehe, later the people knew that it was scaremongering, and they were not afraid, so they openly began to scold their mother, and some people also reported to the level, and the level also criticized Qingyang County, and Xiao Chang, knowing that his ghost idea was too bad, he was embarrassed to order the removal of those slogans, Xiao Chang regarded this matter as an ugly thing, not only did he keep his mouth shut, but also forbade others to mention it, since we are in charge today, of course I can say it to everyone."

Now Yang Yang was energetic, took Chang Ning's hand and said, "Brother, you should quickly recruit from the truth." ”

Chang Ning shook his hand again and again, "Girl, you have no conscience, come up with your husband's appearance." ”

"Gege, I'd love to." Yang Yang winked at the other women.

Liu Yuehong looked at Chang Ning and said, "Xiao Chang, if you don't say it, you will treat us as outsiders." ”

Yuan Sibei, who rarely speaks, also smiled and said: "I don't know much about the situation in the mainland, Xiao Chang, you say it, let me study it too, okay?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.

"Hehe, you stinky old ladies, don't you just want to make fun of me? Well...... In this case, you can say yes, but you have to promise me that I will say a slogan, that each of you must have a glass of wine, and that you will not force me to do housework during the Spring Festival. ”

Liu Yuehong said happily: "No problem, it's a big deal, let's get drunk and rest." ”

Fang Qiaoying also smiled: "That's it, you do housework?" When have you done housework, and we're afraid that your cooking will be ruined. ”

Chang Ning drank a glass of liquor first, and said with a smile: "First, one person is ligated, and the whole family is glorious." ”

Fang Qiaoying laughed, ", the whole family is glorious, the common people don't want to be glorious because of family planning, this must not work, they can only coax the three-year-old hairy child." ”

"Drink and drink." Chang Ning waved his hand and shouted.

Fang Qiaoying also waved her hand, "This one doesn't count, we won't drink it, Sister Ding Ying, or you say it for Xiaochang." ”

Ding Ying looked at Chang Ning and asked with a smile, "Then can I say it?" ”

"Damn, the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, fortunately here is at home, you can say it if you want to, I drink alone, so I don't hear it."

Ding Ying said: "You all listen to it, 'one person is overborn, the whole village is ligated', this is a little better, everyone knows that it is used to scare people, and then listen to this article, 'should be pierced or not, and if you see it, you will be arrested', it is completely lawless, and it is no wonder that the level wants to criticize it." ”

Fang Qiaoying sneered and said, "Little Half-Immortal, that is, at this level, I can't think of any good words." ”

"Old pickle gang, I am the most poor, and I am also a dignified graduate of Zhijiang University, and the ink in my stomach is much stronger than yours." Chang Ning smiled helplessly, thinking that he was very sorry for these women, they wanted to make their own jokes, so they let them be.

Ding Ying continued: "Xiao Chang has come up with a lot of family planning slogans, you can listen to it again, 'The rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband, and the family planning is the responsibility of the husband', which is very far-fetched? "Having fewer children and more trees, having fewer children and raising more pigs", "If the people in the mountainous areas want to be rich, they should have fewer children and more trees", it sounds quite smooth, but it is possible to combine giving birth to children with raising pigs and planting trees, and he can think of it. ”

The women burst into laughter.

Liu Yuehong said with a smile: "Even the little ink in Xiao Chang's stomach can only make birth and pig raising together." ”

Yang Yang said more harshly, "Don't talk about the little half-immortal, it is already very commendable that he can hold back such a high-level slogan." ”

"There is an even more absolute one, 'women have to get sick, and men can still do it', you listen, Xiao Chang has also studied medicine."

Yang Yanggege was overjoyed, "Brother, how do you know that a woman will get sick if she is ligated?" ”

Liu Yuehong said even more yin and yang, "Xiao Banxian still understands gynecology, disrespectful, disrespectful, have time to teach me." ”

"Hehe, this slogan was thought up by the old lady of the county family planning commission, Sister Ding, this account can't be recorded on my head." Chang Ning spread his hands and smiled bitterly.

Ding Ying smiled: "What about this one, 'one child ring, two children piercing, three children and four children killing and killing', this is your invention and creation?" ”

"Hey, what a rhyme."

Ding Ying continued: "Also, 'Should it be pierced or not, the house will fall and the house will collapse; If it doesn't flow, it's better to add ten graves than to add one person', 'I'd rather have a river of blood than to give birth to one', 'Drink medicine and don't take the bottle, hang it and give it a rope', 'If you can't get through, three minutes; No more, tornado', Xiao Chang, these slogans are all signed by you? ”

Chang Ning said with a smile: "That's right, I issued it, but I didn't invent it, I learned it at the Provincial Family Planning Experience Exchange Conference, I just borrowed it." ”

Fang Qiaoying scolded coquettishly: "Little half-immortal, you are really bad, you dare to use these slogans." ”

Liu Yuehong also said: "It's just that the people who came up with these slogans are really lacking in morality." ”

Chang Ning said: "You guys are very light, do you know what the most difficult work to do in the early 80s was, that is, family planning, and I can only blame Sun Huayang, the secretary of the county party committee at that time, who forced me to take charge of family planning work, and I couldn't help it at that time, so I made these slogans, but it was just a bluff." ”

Ding Ying smiled and said, "Anyway, these slogans of yours are too extreme. ”

Chang Ning drank a glass of wine and sighed: "Alas, I've only been in charge of family planning for two months, damn it, this account has been credited to my head, Ding Ji, you have to be the master for me and rehabilitate Zhaoxue for me." ”

"Hehe, I can't help it, I, the municipal party committee, don't pay attention to the old accounts."

The relatives rebelled, Chang Ning grabbed a bottle of Moutai wine, and fled in the laughter of women.

Ding Ying followed Chang Ning to the living room, "Xiao Chang, won't you be really angry?" ”

"Sister Ding, you still don't know me, would I be angry about such a trivial matter?" No mistakes, no word skipping. Chang Ning said.

Without the goal of teasing, drinking is tasteless.

Yang Yang proposed to move the dining table to the living room, and soon, Chang Ning was surrounded by a circle of women.

Chang Ning smiled bitterly, "Girl, you haven't had enough fun." ”

"Brother, we won't laugh at you anymore, we are drinking with you." Yang Yang said it seriously.

"Girl, won't you lie to me again?"

Fang Qiaoying said: "Don't worry, we know you have something to say, so we are not drunk." ”

Nodding, Chang Ning put away his banter, "Yes, I have something to discuss with you." ”