Chapter 117: Cut It! (Three more, ask for subscription, ask for a monthly pass)
At this time, Zhang Cheng and Zhang Whale can't care so much, you can destroy the corpses as much as you like, they hurriedly arranged for these performers to go to the harem, and by the way, even the stage was dismantled.
Although the work was very tedious, fortunately there were many people in the palace and it was very well organized, and in just a few moments, the whole garden was demolished cleanly, as if nothing had happened.
This was very satisfying to the princes and ministers, and the destruction was relatively complete, but they did not go home directly, because their families were still sitting in the harem, so they went back to the garden next door, drinking wine and talking about the performances, all of which were amazed, but none of them saw the mystery.
This garden is gone, so Guo Dan naturally thinks that his task has been successfully completed, so he is ready to flash.
But before he could take two steps away, he was stopped by two eunuchs and asked him to go to the harem to standby.
Of course, this is Zhang Cheng's instructions, because he doesn't understand these magic performances at all, when he was rehearsing, he didn't have time to care at all, this temporary arrangement, in case something goes wrong, it's not good, after all, the audience includes the queen mother and the emperor, it seems that Guo Dan is determined to wait until the whole banquet is over, before he can go home.
And now the only people who can go home are the "golden pigs".
And before they left, I saw some palace maids walking over with purple gift boxes, and I saw that the wooden box was engraved with two gold lacquer characters of "Imperial Gift", which were shining with golden light.
Chen Ping, a timber merchant who contracted this gift box, suddenly laughed when he saw the word "Yuci", and quickly opened the lid of the box, only to see that it was written "produced by Wuqing Chen", which was his final plan, because the ancients still had a strong ancestral worship, so he did not dare to write only his own name. Then he asked the palace maid, "Is this gift box just for us?" ”
The palace maid replied, "Every guest who attends will give it." ”
In this way, Chen Ping was relieved.
Zhou Feng and the others also hurriedly opened the gift box and saw that their pastries were there, so they were relieved.
In fact, in addition to pastries, there are some tea, tea sets, paper and pencils, but there is only a little bit, the intention of the advertisement is very obvious, but I have to say that this gift box is very exquisitely made, absolutely hand-off, in fact, there is the word "royal gift", what is in it is no longer important.
For the merchants, their one-day trip to the palace can be regarded as a complete sentence, even better than the original promise, after all, they had briefly shared the table with those princes and nobles, although those princes and nobles now only think about destroying the corpses, but how is this possible, these merchants must have to brag about ........
Only the poor Guo Dan, now he went to the harem to arrange, fortunately he slept in front of him, otherwise, he would have to be tired and paralyzed, this is not his profession after all, it is very tiring to do, if you let him prepare for the listing of any company, then he can bear it without sleeping for a few days.
However, he still shortened the song and dance performance as much as possible, and when he performed there, the song and dance program was purely for water time, but if it was not early today, he focused on magic performances, anyway, the Queen Mother and Wanli also came for this magic trick.
As soon as the magic trick appeared, it immediately won the applause of the whole house.
The people sitting here, although they are the queen mother and the emperor, they have never seen such a trick performance, so their performance is similar to that of the princes and ministers of Fangcai, and the applause is thunderous.
.....
"Guo Dan, Guo Dan."
Zhang Cheng gently pushed Guo Dan, who was sleeping in the nest.
"What's going on?"
Guo Dan opened his eyes suddenly, looked left and right, and looked extremely nervous.
Zhang Cheng smiled and said, "Why did you fall asleep again." ”
"Thoughts?" Guo Dan breathed a sigh of relief, and said depressedly: "From last night to now, I've been... I slept for a while. ”
Zhang Cheng said: "Our family hasn't slept for a while, but you are still young, and you can't imagine that your body is so weak." ”
False? I don't even have a chance. Guo Dan sneered: "Maybe I'm growing my body." ”
Zhang Cheng laughed a few times when he heard it, and said, "Don't be poor, Your Majesty wants to see you." ”
"Your Majesty wants to see me?"
Guo Dan stood up and suddenly asked, "What about the end of the banquet?" ”
Zhang Cheng said: "It was already over earlier, and our family has been looking for you for a while, let's go quickly, but don't make Your Majesty wait for a long time." ”
......
Guo Dan followed Zhang Cheng to a room similar to a study, and saw Wanli sitting inside, with a waiting eunuch beside him, and Zhang Whale was standing on the left like the minister.
"Cao Min Guo Dan knocked to see Your Majesty, long live my emperor, long live, long live."
"Excuse me! Excuse me! ”
Wanli raised his hand slightly, and when Guo Dan stood up, he asked again: "I heard that the tricks performed in front of me were all arranged by you?" ”
"Yes."
Guo nodded lightly, and said with a sneer: "I don't know if Your Majesty likes it?" ”
"I like it very much." Wanli nodded with a smile, and said approvingly: "I really didn't expect that you still have this ability." ”
Guo Dan said: "We tooth merchants have to know a little bit about everything. ”
"That's just as well." Wanli nodded slightly, and then asked, "I also heard that you had a quarrel with some ministers this afternoon. ”
Everything that happened in the palace, how could it be hidden from his ears and eyes.
"Please also ask Your Majesty for forgiveness."
Guo Dan hurriedly knelt down.
"Don't be afraid, I'm not asking you about your sin, I'm just curious." Wanli smiled and said, "Get up, get up." ”
The tooth merchant has a verbal fight with the officials, and your emperor is just curious to ask, this ass is too crooked.
Guo Dan stood up again and said, "Yes... Yes, the grass people did have a verbal dispute with Jiang Qi. ”
"How did you get into a verbal argument with them?" Wanli said curiously.
Guo Dan snorted silently.
Wanli said: "If you have anything to say, it doesn't hurt for you to say it, I will forgive you first." ”
Guo Dan immediately said: "Back to Your Majesty, the grass people just can't get used to those officials, and they always talk about Your Majesty's private affairs is openly ridiculed and ridiculed, and the talk is endless, Your Majesty canonizes who is the imperial concubine, and they .....don't care about their." ”
Zhang Whale listened to the foul language, and immediately raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Guo Dan, in front of Your Majesty, how can you be so open-mouthed. ”
"Don't interrupt him, let him continue."
Wanli waved his hand and said to Guo Dan: "You go on, just say whatever you want." ”
Zhang Whale was stunned for a moment, his face was embarrassed, and he thought, it seems that I still underestimated this kid!
Sample! Mistakenly. I dare to say this, do you dare to say it?
Guo Dan glanced at Zhang Whale, and continued: "The grass people just think that the imperial court sends them money every year, which is to let them assist Your Majesty in governing the country, but not let him do this, this kind of thing can be done as long as the shameless people can do it, the shrew on the street, isn't it just chewing the root of her tongue every day, talking about the family next door, and the grass people are impulsive, so they quarrel with them." In fact, Jiang Qishi had also reprimanded the grass people before, but the grass people were originally a humble businessman, so naturally it didn't matter, and he was also present at some times, but his majesty couldn't do it. ”
Confidant!
This is Wanli's heart.
If the affairs of the harem cannot be decided by himself, what does this emperor mean in front of him.
Wanli patted the table and said to Zhang Whale and Zhang Cheng: "Listen, you listen, even a little tooth merchant knows that it was all done by the shrews on the street, why those people just don't understand, and they are all there to force words." ”
"Your Majesty, please stop your anger."
Zhang Whale and Zhang Cheng said in unison.
The two of them also have suffering, and now their status in the court is very high, and they are basically ministers, so they naturally have to abide by the rules of the court, and it is not good to completely tear their faces with those princes and ministers, and Guo Dan is a tooth merchant, and your emperor protects him, so of course he can talk nonsense unscrupulously.
"I'm not angry, I just don't understand." Wanli looked at the two of them with a little dissatisfaction, and said to Guo Dan with a smile: "Guo Dan, don't be afraid, there is me, no one can touch you." ”
Steady!
Guo Dan was secretly overjoyed, and said: "Your Majesty loves the grass people so much, even if the grass people go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire for Your Majesty, they can't repay it." ”
Wanli laughed, looked at Guo Dan again, and felt that this kid really liked it the more he looked at it, understood himself, knew how to manage money, and had various skills, he was a talent, and an impulse to take it for himself was spontaneous, and said: "But I am in the palace in the end, it is always difficult to protect you, or you just enter the palace." ”
"Into the palace?"
Guo Dan looked at Wanli in astonishment, thinking, are you looking for me as a son-in-law? It's better to skip it, I can't eat that bowl of soft rice, and if I eat two bowls, I'll really die.
"Not bad." Wanli nodded, and said seriously: "I really allow you to enter the palace!" ”
Judging from his expression, this is by no means a joke, he is a very selfish emperor, and now he loves Guo Dan very much, so he naturally wants Guo Dan to stay by his side and keep it for himself, so there is only one way to enter the palace. As for Guo Dan's fantasy of the concubine, he can't be with the emperor often, in fact, the concubines of the Ming Dynasty are quite miserable.
Zhang Whale frowned, this is a fierce opponent!
Cleanse into the palace?
Guo Dan blinked, and then fell.
Zhang Cheng hurriedly stepped forward, glanced at Guo Dan who was lying on the ground, and said to Wanli: "Your Majesty, he seems to have fainted." ”
"Fainted?"
Wanli's face was happy, and he waved his hand and said, "Then quickly carry it to the clean room, and you can avoid pain." ”
"Your Majesty!"
Guo Dan returned to his senses, knelt up directly, lay on the ground and cried: "Your Majesty spare your life!" Caomin is a single transmission of nine generations, and at the same time bears the heir incense of the Guo and Kou families, if it is cut today, how can they face the ...... of their father and the ancestors of the Guo Kou family in the future. ”
He really cried this time, but he wasn't acting.
This Nima is so terrifying that she is in danger of being cut at every turn.
Wanli was a little panicked, and hurriedly explained: "Don't cry, I just ask, if you don't want to, then I won't force you." ”
Are you asking? Just now, I cut it directly while I fainted, but fortunately I pretended to be it. Guo Danwu couldn't stop crying, and there were words in his mouth, which was nothing more than that there were ancestors and incense, and he had to get rid of the idea of Wanli.
When Wanli saw this situation, he knew that he was firmly unwilling to enter the palace, so he hurriedly comforted him, and even hinted that he would not mention it again.
In this way, Guo Dan stopped crying, stood up, and kept wiping his tears, feeling palpitations.
Wanli looked at him silently, felt a little guilty in his heart, coughed lightly, and changed the topic: "That's right! Can the donated silver be properly arranged? ”
Hearing this, Zhang Whale on the side suddenly frowned, thinking to himself, Your Majesty loves this kid very much, and it is really a scourge to stay, and he must strike first.
Guo Dan hurriedly said: "Back to Your Majesty, all those silver taels have been put in place, but the specific number is that the grass people have to go back to check to find out." ”
"Then you find out as soon as possible."
"Yes."
"You've been busy all day, so go back and rest."
"The grass people are retiring."
Guo Dan couldn't wait to fly away, this palace was really terrifying, as long as he saw the eunuch now, he would inexplicably think of himself after him.
Taking advantage of the gap when Zhang Cheng led Guo Dan out of the door, Zhang Whale suddenly stood up, bowed down and said, "Your Majesty, the minister has something important to report." ”
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