No. 754 The boastful Cheng bites gold
Thinking about things in his heart, but it will not affect the work in his hands, just because the dog has done all this too many times, even if he closes his eyes, he will not make a mistake.
After setting up the telescope, he beckoned to his two henchmen.
The three of them worked together and aimed the angle of the big yellow crossbow at the head of Luoyang City, and then the dog wiped the sweat on his face and signaled that Cheng Yanjin could come over and take a look.
"What kind of expensive things, you can only look at them, you can't touch them!"
Cheng Yanjin was obviously dissatisfied with the dog's anti-thief guard, and he didn't want to see it, but he was really curious in his heart, and after hesitating for a moment, he blackened his face and leaned on the rhubarb crossbow.
"Hey, it's better than my clairvoyance! I always feel foggy when I see things, and you are clear enough that even the people in the city can see clearly!
Tsk, Xiao Han, Pixiu, has something good, or just remember his own family! I can't even touch it, it's really more human than human, and I'm so angry......"
Since he got on the scope, Cheng Yanjin immediately felt like he was glued to it, and his mouth kept letting out a series of exclamations! It seems that the person who was still complaining just now is not him!
Cheng Yanjin originally just thought that the dog's telescope would be better than his, but he definitely didn't expect it to be so much better!
Under this telescope, the head of the city, which originally looked vague, is now clear, as if it was placed directly in front of him!
He even looked through the binoculars and saw a bearded man guarding the city secretly taking out a cake from his arms, and after biting it hard, he stuffed it back again! In this process, even the gaps in the pie are faintly visible!
"Clear! It's fucking clear! It's just that this lens is a little bad, how can there be two lines on it? ”
After swallowing two mouthfuls of saliva, Cheng Yanjin, who was full of praise for this scope, suddenly found that on the lens, there were two crossed lines that were particularly eye-catching, so he wiped them casually......
"Huh? It's pretty sturdy! Watch me wipe you clean! Bah! ”
The dog didn't expect Cheng Yanjin to give orders and still attack his scope!
Stunned, he watched Cheng Yanjin not wipe it off at once, and spit and foamed at the palm of his hand, looking like he was going to wipe it harder.
At that time, he was almost frightened, and he couldn't care about anything else, so he bit Cheng Jin's thick arm and bit it hard!
Cheng Yanjin, who was still concentrating on preparing to deal with the aiming line, how could he have thought that someone would bite him? I only felt a sharp pain in my arm suddenly, and he almost didn't jump up on the spot!
"Oops! Loosen up, loosen up! You bastard was a dog in your last life? How to bite indiscriminately! ”
"Phew, who told you to touch my stuff!"
Seeing that Cheng Biting Jin's painful tears were about to come out, the dog finally let go of his mouth, still dirty, and spit two mouthfuls of foam to the side.
"Your uncle, no wonder it's called a dog! When you open your mouth, you bite, hiss... It's so ruthless! Cheng Yanjin hugged his arm and blew hard into the wound! When the severe pain dissipated, I wanted to slap the kid in front of me several times, but when I raised my hand, I couldn't fall down, so I could only scold hatefully.
"Whoever touches my baby, I'll bite whom!" The dog took out a piece of cotton cloth, carefully wiped the scope, and replied without looking back.
Cheng Biting Jin shook his arm, glared at the dog and asked, "Then what if Xiao Han moves!" ”
The dog smiled, put away the cotton cloth and said, "My Hou Ye is naturally not among them!" ”
Cheng Yanjin felt that he didn't want to talk to this kid anymore! He was worried that he would get angry and beat the little bastard to death.
"Okay, good, your Hou Ye is good, you Xiao family cow, can you succeed! You bite me today, I'll write it down for you, and I'll settle this account later! ”
When the dog heard Cheng Biting Jin say this, he didn't care, Hou Ye remembered more accounts for himself, and he didn't see the liquidation, what are you?
After adjusting the rhubarb crossbow again to make sure it was not damaged, the dog thought for a moment and took out an ironwood arrow more than half a man tall from the box next to him.
Laboriously stuck it on the slide of the big yellow crossbow, adjusted the position, and the dog began to turn the crank on the big yellow crossbow again, looking back and forth in the head of Luoyang City through the scope.
In the army, the order to attack again was never given.
Cheng Yanjin walked around the crowd with his arms in his hands, and finally returned to the dog, and when he saw that he was seriously looking for the target, he came back again.
"Huh? Dogs! What's the use of you fiddling here? Could it be that this can hit the city wall? Cheng Yanjin saw that the dog had been searching for the city, as if looking for a target, and couldn't help but ask strangely.
"Yes!" The dog replied simply and clearly.
When Cheng Yanjin heard this, he immediately took a breath: "Hey... I don't believe it! ”
The dog didn't reply: "Believe it or not!" ”
"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"
Rolling his eyes when he was choked by this kid's words, Cheng Yanjin felt that he couldn't help but do it until now, because his cultivation was too good.
"Restraint, Lao Tzu is not angry, whoever is angry is a grandson!"
Taking a deep breath and trying to restrain his anger, Cheng Yanjin discussed again: "Why don't you release an arrow?" Let me see! If I can get it, how about I invite you to drink tonight? ”
"Don't do it!" The dog once again simply rejected Cheng Biting Jin.
At this moment, Cheng Yanjin felt that he couldn't hold back any longer, and his lungs were about to explode! yelled at the dog: "Boy! You are toasting and not eating and drinking! Want to make me mad?! ”
was yelled at so that his ears were a little buzzing, and the dog saw that Cheng Yanjin was about to explode, and he didn't feel good to continue.
After all, he is still begging for a living under the hands of others, and he can't do too much, if he is annoyed and beaten to death, it won't be worth it......
Quietly taking a step back, the dog sighed and said to Cheng Yanjin:
"Hey, General Cheng, it's not that I won't show you! It was Hou Ye who said to King Qin that this thing can only be taken by surprise and cannot be used as a conventional weapon! If the enemy is prepared, it will not be so effective in the future. ”
Cheng Yanjin's chest was still rising and falling violently, but when he heard the dog move Xiao Han and the prince out, he could only hold back his anger and said:
"Surprise? Who do you want to kill with it? It's useless to kill small soldiers, do you want to kill Wang Shichong?
Hmph, if he hadn't been king before, then he might have been able to go to the city wall.
Now that Wang Shichong has set himself up as the king, which emperor have you ever seen personally go to the city to supervise the war? No gentleman stands under a dangerous wall, let alone a king! ”
What Cheng Yanjin said is very reasonable, but all emperors always regard their lives as more important than the lives of all the people in the world! Except for some people who have broken brains, there is really no possibility of risking their lives.
Scratching his head, the dog asked unwillingly: "If you can't shoot Wang Shichong, at least you have to shoot a powerful general!" Hey, General Cheng, who do you say is the most powerful on the other side? ”
Cheng Yanjin was very useful for the dog's honorific title, snorted twice, and then said: "Hmph, I think at the beginning, naturally it was me and Shubao who were the most powerful!" After the two of us left, it is estimated that Shan Xiongxin will be counted, and the second brother Shan is amazing! ”
"Shan Xiongxin?"
The dog touched his nose and read it over the same way as Xiao Han, and then suddenly asked, "How much better is he than you?" ”
"Hey, you can beat me two ......"
The dog's question was very sudden, Cheng bit Jin Shun's mouth and slipped out this sentence, and when he realized that it was not good, the dog had already jumped to the side with a big grin......
"Wow! I'm so angry! I'm going to break your dog's leg today! ”