Chapter 442: Make up for it
Seeing the stunned man with a bloody face lying on the blanket softly, Xiao Han also panicked, and just remembered to call Sun Simiao, but Lao Sun didn't know when he had already come over.
"What do you say if you don't die?! Hurry up, you are making up for it, nothing at all! ”
"What? I'm fine? ”
Sun Simiao's words were really useful, just one sentence, and the stunned man who had only half a breath left just now jumped up violently as if he had been beaten with chicken blood!
"Nonsense! Who have you ever seen who is dying and still be so energetic? Sun Simiao said, and grabbed the stunned man's wrist casually. With just a light ride, he shook off in disgust: "The pulse is smoother than anyone else, and you can't die if anyone dies!" Why don't you go wash your face in a hurry? I don't know if I've had a nosebleed for so long, so beware of being made up for next time. ”
"Death? And this way of dying? That's it, as for that?! ”
Xiao Han was a little incredulous when he listened to it! Doesn't it say that the composition of ginseng in later generations of Americans is similar to that of radish? So what's it now, eating a truckload of radishes doesn't necessarily make your nosebleed like this!
Also, not to mention that the protagonist in the martial arts novel inadvertently eats a thousand-year-old ginseng, eating a zhuguo has a hundred and ten years of skill! Why do you eat a beard now, and you are suspected of being killed?
Accompanied by the big cow, he went to the spring to wash, Xiao Han came back to his senses and looked at the blanket containing ginseng.
Be careful! If others don't know about it and gnaw it as a turnip, then it won't burst the blood vessels of the whole body and die?
Uh, it's disgusting! Shake your head quickly and drive this horrible thought out of your mind!
Xiao Han looked at Sun Simiao, who was going back to sleep, with some resentment, and said, "Old Sun, you are too uninteresting!" This thing is so dangerous, you just asked me to eat it, do you want me to bleed and hang up......"
"What did you say?!" When Sun Simiao heard Xiao Han's muttering, the steps that had already been taken hovered in the air, and then slowly retracted. Turn around, and your hair is all open! asked Xiao Han word by word.
Xiao Han was just joking casually, but he didn't expect Sun Simiao to take it seriously. In front of his powerful aura, he shivered very unproductively, and said to him left and right: "Ahem, what? I didn't say anything, hey, the moon is really round tonight! ”
"The moon? Where is the moon? Besides, today is not the first day of the new year, how can there be a full moon? A on the side looked up strangely at the top. It was dark, not to mention the moon, and even the stars were obscured by the leaves.
Embarrassing, embarrassing with a capital letter! Xiao Han can't wait to stuff his socks into Jiayi's mouth right now! Stomp on the surface of Jiayi's foot, Jiayi didn't move one by one, as if he was unconscious, but Xiao Han's own foot was in pain.
"It hurts!" screamed, and before Xiao Han could squat down and rub his feet in pain. Sun Simiao's wide robe moved without wind, and a murderous aura came to his face!
"Lao Dao hasn't looked for you yet, you should question Lao Dao first! You are also a healer, and the ginseng itself is a medicinal herb, so it is common sense to divide people and use them! You are weak and weak, and eating a little is a great supplement! But who told you to be stunned?! I don't know if he's full of blood? Didn't your master tell you that ginseng is not guilty of killing people, and aconite is useless in saving people......"
I never thought that Sun Simiao's temper would be so powerful! Even Xiao Qi, who was still spinning under his feet just now, fled to the side with his tail between his legs. Not to mention Xiao Han, who had already been reprimanded, took three or four steps back!
On the contrary, a few people looked at him with some admiration, and the only one who could provoke Sun Gaoren like this was Hou Ye.
In a hurry, he covered his face with his sleeve, Xiao Han waved his hand again and again and said to Sun Simiao: "Calm, calm!" Lao Tzu once said: Pure, inaction......"
Sun Simiao was almost laughed at by Xiao Han, this bastard actually told himself about Lao Tzu? So he said: "The world knows that beauty is beauty, and evil is evil; We all know that what is good is good, and what is not good is good! ”
"What do you mean?" Xiao Han took the time to pop out of his head and asked.
Sun Simiao scoffed at it: "Didn't you say Lao Tzu, why don't you know what is in the Tao Te Ching?" ”
"Tao Te Ching?" Xiao Han said with a bitter face: "It's the Tao, it's the Tao, it's the Tao?" My dear uncle! I can't even understand the meaning of this thing, how can I memorize it? You're okay, okay, if I'm saying the wrong thing! Let's go to bed, I'll have to go to work tomorrow! ”
In the face of such a shameless person, even Sun Simiao is helpless, you reason with him, he talks to you about Lao Tzu, you talk to him about Lao Tzu, he pretends to be a grandson with you... Tell me, how do you get this?
Seeing that the stunned man and Da Niu also came back at this time, Sun Simiao simply ignored Xiao Han. He took care of himself and turned out Xiao Han's backless suit, tore off two pieces of cloth from it again to block his nose, and then shook his head and went back to his tent to rest.
Sun Simiao left, and Xiao Han and Jia and the others breathed a sigh of relief. Sun Simiao just now was too scary, how could this born cultivator be so angry? It seems that the cultivation of the Tao is still not at home, and it has not reached the realm of self-reliance......
It was late at night, and it was time for the farce to come to an end.
The tent that had been kicked away by Jia Yi was also picked up again, and a few of the broken places were temporarily supported by branches, so they had to deal with it first tonight.
After doing all this, Xiao Han, who was just about to lie down, suddenly felt as if something was missing! Looking around again, I suddenly remembered that Xiaodong, who loves to watch the excitement the most, didn't show up all night! This is clearly unconscionable!
Xiao Han, who was startled on the spot, hurriedly jumped up to find Xiaodong, but Jiayi, who was still sharp-eyed, found that there seemed to be a human figure on the blanket.
In the past, he dragged the wrinkled blanket over, and Xiaodong's saliva under the blanket flowed all over the ground, and his mouth was grinding his teeth like a mouse!
kicked Xiaodong lightly with his foot, but Xiaodong still showed no signs of waking up. Xiao Han and Jia, who watched it, were stunned, how much sleep is this? It's all like this outside, and he can still sleep?
I want to be better than my friend Xiaodong, but I can't sleep now!
Two rags were stuck in the nostrils, and it was difficult to breathe. And I don't know if it's a psychological reason or what, I always feel like there is blood flowing out of these two nostrils!
said to Xiao Han, who closed his eyes and was about to sleep, but the irritable Xiao Han directly kicked him out of the tent.
"If the left nostril is bleeding, raise the right hand, and if the right nostril is bleeding, raise the left hand! Don't worry, that's what my teacher taught me! ”
"Hou Ye's teacher taught? That must work! But I'm bleeding from both nostrils, so what should I do? ”
"Call you stupid, you're so stupid! If both nostrils bleed, then raise both hands! I've got to sleep, come back and break your dog's legs! ”
Throwing this sentence down, Xiao Han pouted Xiaodong aside, and lay comfortably in the quilt and prepared to sleep.
Although I want to ask about the others, but for the sake of my legs, I still honestly run to the fire and sit there?
However, the two hands have been making a surrender form, and the appearance is indeed a little unsightly, so that the first four on duty can't laugh anymore! The angry stunned kicked him back, anyway, he can't sleep now, so he can be on duty alone!