Chapter 213: The Demons Dance
"His grandmother's, pretending, can pretend, right, then don't blame me for being unkind!" Looking at the people in this room, Xiao Hanqi didn't fight anywhere, and was about to have a seizure, but he remembered something, smiled evilly, and silently closed the door.
Bypassing the table and walking to the corner first, Xiao Han squatted in a pile of jars and turned over and over, and finally turned out two coarse porcelain jars, and gently patted the sturdy seal of the jar, like a monkey who had obtained a magic weapon, and laughed especially treacherously.
At this time, the guests who were thieves were still pretending to be fighting, dodging an unknown bone that flew in, Xiao Han first came to Liu Hongji with a jar of wine, so many people, he was the happiest.
Moreover, this product still has wood shavings in its hair! But even so, dare to pretend that there is nothing to do, this cheek is really thick!
The jar of more than ten catties was put heavily on the table, and the "bang" overshadowed all the noisy sounds, and the people around looked at it, and it was not easy to pretend anymore, no matter what they scolded or ate, they all stopped and looked at Xiao Han who was standing at the table.
Liu Hongji held the bowl and looked at Xiao Han blankly, before he could speak, the bowl in his hand was snatched away by Xiao Han's hand, if he hadn't just drunk the last sip of wine, Xiao Han's action would have to be at least half poured on him!
Holding the bowl, seeing that there was no wine spilled, Xiao Han seemed to be a little disappointed, and put the wine bowl on the table again, and then glanced at the people present, and the others looked at this posture, and they also somewhat understood what Xiao Han was doing, this is to make the opening speech, just eating, drinking and playing was so enjoyable, I almost forgot this rule!
Some people took the lead, and the others hurriedly followed, and the bowl still had the residual wine drunk, and those who did not have wine consciously handed over the bowl and lined up on this large round table, waiting for the host to add wine.
Seeing these people so bright, Xiao Han finally nodded with satisfaction, fortunately, they are not stupid!
When it comes to the wine jar, he pours it down this row of bowls with pride, and even the bowl of Xiao Li Zi has not been spared, and the jar of wine has bottomed out, and it is only half poured!
threw the empty wine jar into the arms of the servant who was waiting there, Xiao Han brought another jar over, patted the mud seal, and then filled everyone's wine bowls.
The bowl is a large porcelain bowl, the wine is a clear steamed wine, and it seems to be able to shine a human figure. Just now, when Xiao Han poured wine, he sprinkled some on the table, which made many people's hearts twitch! If it's not too embarrassing, it's better to lie on the table and suck it clean than to waste such elixir!
After pouring the wine, he threw away the wine jar that was still a little left, and the servant who had just put down the empty jar hurriedly flew to the rescue, and then he could be able to smash the wine jar on the ground and scoop it up.
Glancing at the people around him, Xiao Han reached out and took a bowl first, holding it to his chest, and the others naturally followed suit and took away their own wine.
When everyone was holding a bowl of wine in their hands, Xiao Han finally said the first sentence: "Princess, this bowl is for all of you to return from a great victory, drink victory!" ”
"Drink to !!"
This is the beginning of the master's house, although it came a little late, but everyone still shouted very face-saving, and some monkeys were anxious to send the wine to their mouths.
I can smell the aroma of this wine, but few people know that the reason why these jars of wine is so fragrant is because they are all wine heads.
It looks clear and smells fragrant, but once you drink it, you can ......
Tsk tsk, this Qing Ling Ling's wine is immediately like a rebellion!
Xiao Han took out this kind of degree of wine, and there is an allusion to drinking, it is not called drinking, but drinking fire!
It sounds like an exaggeration, but everyone who has sung this wine knows that this is not a lie!
In Zhuangzi, even Uncle Stunned, who loves to drink the most, said for the first time: When you take a sip of this wine, it feels like a line of fire extends from your mouth to your stomach! Next, I feel like my stomach is about to burn, which is extremely exciting and enjoyable!
Xiao Han agreed with this after tasting a little bit at the beginning, and carefully stored them, ready to use them in the future!
Of course, choosing this wine is like choosing a seven-wound fist, hurting others and hurting yourself! Even Xiao Han, who had a lot of alcohol, couldn't bear it, so he just relied on the two raw eggs he secretly swallowed before to protect his stomach!
Xiao Han held the bowl high and drank the wine in the bowl! Immediately provoked a large number of applause! Some of you who have attended the banquet before remember to applaud and cheer them on.
After a bowl of wine, his face immediately turned a little red, his stomach regurgitated slightly, and he didn't dare to open his mouth, for fear that all one mouth would be spit out again, so he could only turn the big bowl over, and there were only a few drops of wine left in the ground along the bowl.
"Good!!"
"Good amount of alcohol!"
Zhang Qiang held the bowl and applauded loudly, his eyes were full of admiration, even if the wine in the bowl was killed, he didn't send it to his mouth!
The eldest grandson Wuji and Xue Shu, seeing that Xiao Han drank it coolly, didn't think deeply, and also picked up the bowl, but the two of them have always regarded themselves as Sven people, of course, they can't just pour their heads up, the two of them lightly touched the cup, each tasted a little, and suddenly, a face wrinkled and couldn't look at it!
Of course, there are a few smart ones, such as Xiao Lizi, who suddenly saw the performance of these two people, and immediately stopped the wine bowl that they wanted to send to their mouths, and changed to see the situation first!
Xiao Han has always liked to tinker with strange things, and it won't be beautiful if he accidentally touches the road.
But this table of people, except for these few who are still sober, most of the rest have been agitated by the atmosphere, how can they bear it?
After a drink, he held the wine bowl as if he usually drank three syrup, and poured it down with his neck up, and looked at the few people who didn't drink while pouring it back.
What's there? Xiao Han's wine is a little strong, but the eldest husband can be drunk to death, and he can't be scared to death! Come on!
However, the dissatisfied eyes only lasted for less than a second, and then they were replaced with a pair of loveless eyes, and finally understood that there were some losses, and they couldn't be eaten casually......
"Poof......
As the first wine sword erupts from the mouth of the drinker! The whole house is crazy, and the wine that was a treasure just now is spraying everywhere! Fortunately, they are all military generals, and their reactions are quite sensitive, and they know how to turn their heads and spray again, otherwise the dishes that have been served on the table will be blind!
The smell in the house is unsmellable, and some people just run away! The sound of choking coughs came one after another, and in this quiet night, it came out looking at Lao Yuan, Lao Yuan.
In the small building of Zhang Qiang's house, Xue Pan pushed open the window, looked at Xiao Han's house with bright lights, faintly angry scolding, and some people staggered outside the house, couldn't help but smile, touched his chest, a gold handle, jewel decoration, gorgeous small mirror was quietly hidden there.
This is something that Xiao Han has been thinking about for a long time before he made it, although it looks a little cheesy, the gold and silver are only for a palm-sized mirror, but now, this is almost a priceless treasure, even the well-informed Xue family shopkeeper was shocked when he saw himself in the mirror for the first time! Zhiyang begged Xiao Han to get another side, he wanted to be the treasure of the town store!
Zhang Qiang's eldest lady leaned lazily on the chair, eating the food sent by Xiao Han, and when she saw Xue Pan's distraction, she laughed and quipped: "Sister? What are you looking at? Missing a lover? Why don't my sister send you over to see it? It's far away and cold lying on the window! ”
"Sister~ What are you talking nonsense! Who misses him! As soon as Xiao Min teased, Xue Pan's face immediately turned red, quickly closed the window, jumped towards Xiao Min, and stretched in with his cold hand on his neck.
"Yikes! Are you trying to kill someone? Oh... Cool, help..."
There was a burst of laughter and laughter on the small building, and the scenery was not enough for outsiders.
And here in Xiao Han, after the dinner party is in that bowl of wine, it will arrive directly*!
Even Xiao Han is ready to pit people's wine, where is it so delicious?! Even if you spit it out, the rest of the stomach is enough to make people who don't drink well confused.
The demons danced wildly, and the ghosts cried wolves howled for Xiao Han's dinner party, and the delicious food that was originally regarded as a treasure was also smashed, and someone jumped on the table and danced, and I don't know whose plate they stepped on, and they were immediately pulled off the table and beaten up......
The young Luo Shixin was a little restrained, looking at Xiao Han's eyes was a little wrong, and he wanted to speak several times, but as soon as he came over, he was dragged away, and after pouring two bowls, his tongue couldn't straighten up!
insisted on swaying to Xiao Han's place, and said a lot of things, and finally couldn't hold on, lying on his back on the ground, the wine in his mouth mixed with minced meat squirted out like a fountain, but he was no longer conscious.