If you have a question in your heart, you naturally want to investigate, Li An looked at Yu Chaoen in front of him, and asked curiously: "The Fish Supervision Bureau has been talking for a long time, let's talk about myself too!" Do you also want to find a young woman to eat? ”

After listening to this, Yu Chaoen paused slightly, and replied randomly: "In front of Li Shilang, the little slave doesn't dare to lie, in this world, how can anyone like loneliness and like to be alone, but the little slave is just a clean person, even if someone is willing to eat with me, it won't be sincere, so why waste that energy?" A person is a person, and that's it for this life. ”

After speaking, his eyes were full of loneliness, and he looked a little unhappy, and he didn't have the excitement just now.

It can be seen that Yu Chaoen, as a eunuch, still has some inferiority complex in his heart, but he usually can't see it, and his usual big grin is just to cover up his real vulnerability.

Seeing this, Li An opened his mouth to comfort: "The Fish Supervision Bureau has not tried, how can you be sure that the other party will not be sincere?" ”

"Women also have desires, and the little slaves, who are pure, can't satisfy them, can't bring them the happiness they want, how can they get their sincerity."

Yu Chaoen replied calmly, it seems that although he is not capable, he is also an expert in this area, when he is in the palace, he should have seen a lot of fragrant scenes, maybe he peeked at the emperor's favored concubines, or he had seen enlightenment books such as the palace forbidden book Spring Palace Map.

In short, not having the ability does not mean not understanding, and it is not a general understanding, but it is very clear, he understands very well that if he can't satisfy a woman, he can't make a woman happy, so it is difficult to get a woman's true heart, and if he can't get his heart, he can't make a woman happy, so what is the difference between finding a woman to eat and being alone?

It's like the old man of later generations, although he has a lot of money, but he also knows that the little woman will not really like herself, just for money, so it is better to be at ease alone, and some old men who don't know it, after marrying a young and beautiful woman, will often be deprived of nothing, and after the property is forcibly occupied, he will become nothing, for example, nominally, after receiving the documents and becoming a legal partner, the old man will be kicked out of the house, or can only live in the dog pen at the door of the house, The family's house and money were all occupied by the young girl, and the old man was already old and weak, and there was no way to fight, and even taking legal means was useless, after all, these femme fatales were the best at disguise, and in front of the officials, they could respect each other like guests, and after the officials left, they immediately changed their faces and drove the old man into the grass shed.

Yu Chaoen is still very young, not an old man who is old and frail, so naturally he doesn't have to worry about this, and he won't worry that finding someone to eat will give him sin, but if he can't get a woman's sincerity, and he doesn't have the ability to get a woman's body, so, finding someone back, is it just to talk? For him, there doesn't seem to be much difference between talking to a woman and talking to a man, or talking to a eunuch, so it is better not to have a woman, anyway, he is a eunuch, anyone knows it, he doesn't want a woman, and others won't talk nonsense, unlike older men in later generations, if they don't marry a wife, others will talk nonsense, and even, guess whether this man has a physical problem, otherwise, why not marry a wife?

At this moment, Li An suddenly admired Yu Chaoen, at least, he is not a person who occupies a pit and does not, since he can't satisfy a woman, then he won't marry, so as not to delay the happiness of others.

However, the eunuch's flaw is just a small object, and in the face of the powerful technology of later generations, this small flaw is nothing at all, and it can be easily made up.

Even in ancient times, there were all kinds of substitute instruments, but wood, stone and jade were too low-grade, and the gap between them and real people was too big, so they could never replace real people, and the taste gap was not ordinarily large, so even if the eunuch prepared equipment made of jade, it was difficult for women to be satisfied.

However, if you use advanced instruments that are softer and more elastic, then you can completely replace real people, and even, because the equipment can last infinitely, in this way, it can be cooler than real people, and according to Ang Lee's memory, fake things, as long as they are real enough and worn on the body of real people, then they can be completely fake.

For example, in many sports competitions, some people are afraid of being found during the urine test because they drink doping, so when they participate in the urine test, they use fake instruments to avoid inspection, and because some fake instruments are very delicate, just like real human organs, whether it is the same color, size, soft or hard, so it is very likely to avoid inspection.

Therefore, women in civilized society are very happy, even if they find an old man who has lost their ability, but as long as the old man is rich, then, it can also satisfy women, after all, high-level equipment can be customized, and it is okay to be as hard and elastic as you want, and even, there is a temperature function, and a rotation function that is impossible for real people, no matter how demanding a woman is, she can get great satisfaction, and the pleasure obtained is far beyond that of a real person.

In the era of Datang, there is naturally no such advanced equipment, but rubber has already been manufactured, so as long as Li An spends a little effort on research and development, it is still not difficult to make a device comparable to a real person, and it can be developed according to different needs to meet the needs of different people.

"Haha! Fish Supervision Bureau, if you can make a person who has been purified can meet all the needs of a woman, and can make a woman happy, then can you get a woman's sincerity? ”

Ang Lee asked with a smile.

Yu Chaoen was suddenly overjoyed at first, and then his spirit dimmed, and he said with a smile: "What Li Shilang means, I understand, but it is impossible to grow things that have been cut off, and with those hard things, the gap between them and real people is still not small, can Li Shilang still invent a thing that can be fake, this is unlikely!" ”

After speaking, Yu Chaoen seemed to be a little surprised.

Li An nodded and said: "That's right, since I said so, naturally I can make a lot of things, much better than those on the market, but it takes time to study, whether it can really be confused with the real, in fact, it also depends on the person, some people have a lot of experience, naturally they can't hide it, but a woman who has never experienced it may not be able to tell it." ”

"There can still be such a good thing, but I don't know what it is made of, it can be made with fake and real, it is difficult to make it with animal guys."

Yu Chaoen asked curiously, his eyes were full of joy, if he could really have such a powerful instrument, then he would be able to be chic for a while, find a palace maid to eat, hello, I am good, everyone is good, and there is no worry about pregnancy, there is no east window incident.

"How is it possible, animals are also meat, cut down and rot, even if it does not rot is useless, in fact, it is a new material, lighter than wood, smoother than jade, more elastic than bronze, and, the shape and color, can be made the same as the real person, if you don't carefully separate, you really can't find it, the most valuable thing is that it can have a built-in battery, so that even the temperature is there, it will not be as cold as jade, it can give people a real feeling."

Ang Lee introduced the situation truthfully.

The reason why I suddenly thought of inventing health care products is that the eunuch group is too pitiful, it is difficult to get the care of women all my life, and I am lonely all my life, even if I can have the opportunity to eat with the palace maid, I can't get the sincerity, after all, the eunuch can't satisfy the woman, and even if you use jade, it looks fake, it doesn't have much effect at all, and it's easy to hurt the palace maid, and with high-tech rubber material products, with battery technology, and aloe vera lubricating liquid, these artifacts, It is completely possible for a special group of eunuchs to get the happy life they want.

Li An is a good person, a great good person, naturally he doesn't want to see the eunuch group lonely all his life, and he feels sad for the palace maids, these physiological women, but they want to spend the best years in the deep palace, because the long night is not satisfied, so many women in the palace will be perverted, and then there will be a series of palace fights, and if the eunuchs can satisfy the palace maids, so that they can truly experience the joy of being a woman, in this way, their mood will be much better, Naturally, there will be no more intrigue.

That is to say, Li An did this, not only to help the eunuchs a lot, so that they can show their strength, but also to help the palace maids, so that they can get the favor of the eunuchs in the deep palace in the future, when the night is long, so that they don't have to be lonely, which is of great help to improve their quality of life, and even, those unfavored concubines can also use these utensils to satisfy themselves, and these utensils are objects rather than living people after all, so there is no problem of immorality. Even if the emperor knows, he will be fine, since ancient times, even, the emperor will reward some utensils to his concubines, in order to tell her that in the future, he will not spoil her anymore, let her play with the equipment at night**.

The number of women in the deep palace is very large, and the vast majority of women are not satisfied with love, so there are resentful women one by one, and in order to relieve loneliness a little, special utensils of various materials can be seen everywhere in the court, but it is a pity that these objects are too blunt, and they cannot be compared with the man's dragon root at all, so the effect is very bad, just like a hungry person, eating grass and leaves every day to satisfy his hunger, so, how can he satisfy his appetite.

And the high-tech gadgets that Ang Lee wants to invent can definitely kill all the desire-venting devices in this era, and can be called the king of desire-venting tools, as long as it can be launched, it will inevitably gain a huge market, especially in the deep palace where the demand is relatively large, there will inevitably be many high-level customers.

Even ordinary people, there is also a demand for this kind of product, for example, some businessmen go out for a long time, let the wife and concubine at home stay alone in the empty house for a few months or even years, and some families, the husband died early, leaving the wife to raise the children alone, so that there is never comfort, of course, the more serious situation, is that the male owner has a problem, or the body is too weak, can not meet their own wife, in this case, buy a few instruments to help the fun, but also a good lubricant to regulate the feelings of the husband and wife.

In short, Ang Lee felt that his invention of these utensils was a good thing for the benefit of the people, and it was definitely not an evil thing, but a good thing that could be affirmed, and it could solve too many problems of disharmony in this world, thus contributing to the consummation of the whole society.

Li An said that the instrument he was about to invent was miraculous, and Yu Chaoen was stunned when he listened, this little eunuch who had been purified since he was a child was actually eager to become a normal person, and the reason why he became a eunuch was naturally because his family was poor and he had no ability to support him, so he could only be purified first, and then sent to the palace to serve the nobles.

That is to say, almost all eunuchs are due to hunger and cold in their families since they were children, and they have no way to fill their stomachs, so they will castrate young children and finally send them to the palace.

And every eunuch who works in the palace should be more or less hopeful that he is a normal man, even if he only thinks about it occasionally, and there are a very small number of eunuchs, after mastering power, their biggest wish is to let their lower body grow back, which is their greatest wish. But this is obviously impossible.

In many dynasties in history, this unrealistic idea of eunuchs was used by some people with ulterior motives, who would tell the eunuchs that as long as they ate the brains of childhood virgins, the lower half of their bodies would have a chance to grow, and these eunuchs believed it, so that all the children in the world were frightened, and the parents of the whole world were worried and afraid, so that everyone hated the eunuchs and regarded them as devils.

Lost is lost, it is impossible to grow, if you want to make up for this regret, the only feasible way is to replace it with a material such as rubber, and make a fake for yourself, so that not only can you show your strength, and even, you can also be more powerful than the average man, at least, the time of this instrument is unlimited, and it can never be soft, and it can greatly satisfy the woman with greater desire.

"Li Shilang, what you said, how long does it take to make it, the little slave really wants to try it, and besides, this thing will definitely be in great demand, especially in the palace, many palace maids use wood, and the effect is very bad."

Yu Chaoen asked in a low voice.