I'm going to the military school tomorrow, and God knows when I'll be able to return home, so it's better to enjoy the same aristocratic "treatment" before leaving.

Xu Mingwu lay on the bed, crossed Erlang's legs, hummed a little song, and patiently waited for Fuzi's good news.

Traveling through a trip and not enjoying the most charming era of women in the hearts of Chinese men is really a waste of life!

According to Xu's many years of research, the image of beauties in the Tang Dynasty was not only graceful and gentle, but also emphasized the abundant beauty of elegant appearance.

The women of the Song Dynasty preferred the beauty of the weak and slender.

The women of the Ming Dynasty were different, and began to pay attention to the complete beauty of the female body, as can be seen from some poems of talented women in the late Ming Dynasty, black and long hair, soft and slender waist, slender and narrow feet, constituted the standard thin beauty of the Ming Dynasty.

This kind of mainstream beauty is a kind of natural beauty that is "naturally decorated", and it is a combination of inner beauty.

It can be said that the women of the Ming Dynasty were the most docile, tame, and virtuous periods in history, and they were very easy to start!

The more Xu Mingwu thought about it, the more excited he became, even after staying up all night, he didn't feel sleepy, and even did a set of push-ups!

"Young Master, it's here! Here it comes! ”

Thinking of Fuzi's cry outside the house, it can be seen that this kid is very excited, and Xu Mingwu is even more excited: "Bring it quickly!" ”

With a bang, the door opened, and Xu Fu rushed in, panting heavily.

"Didn't you say that? What about people? Xu Mingwu pointed to the door.

"Young master, it's here, someone from the palace! It's a eunuch! ”

Xu Mingwu was still in a daze, Xu Fu pulled him away, and said as he walked: "Someone from the palace has passed the decree, and the Hou Ye asked me to take you to receive the decree!" ”

“......”

The originally quiet Pingyang Hou Mansion suddenly became lively, and the mansion was full of gong-like voices.

When Xu Mingwu came, he saw that the door of the Hou Mansion had been opened, and there was an incense case in front of the main hall, in front of which was a middle-aged eunuch wearing a python robe, and an official wearing a black veil, as well as several little eunuchs in Tsing Yi.

"I've always seen real eunuchs!" Xu Mingwu muttered in his heart.

After the incense case, Xu Qingshan and everyone in the Hou Mansion stood with their heads bowed, and almost everyone in the mansion came, including the domestic servants, which was a matter of pomp and circumstance.

Seeing Xu Mingwu coming, Zhao hurriedly beckoned him and asked him to come over.

"Command!"

The eunuch who delivered the decree pulled a long tone, and was just about to convey the will, but was surprised to find that a young man in the Pingyang Hou Mansion knelt down with a puff.

Xu Qingshan reminded with a side face: "Wu'er, I bow down to Buxing......"

"Oh."

Xu Mingwu stood up, and then stood behind Xu Qingshan with a dull face like a fool.

The eunuch glanced at him, and then said in a high voice: "The Holy Lord's edict, Pingyang Marquis Xu Qingshan has meritorious service to the country......"

The content of the decree is not short, and the words are mainly used in the wording, which roughly means: Pingyang Hou, your son is sick, he has to be treated, and he can't be delayed, I have sent you a professional to take a look, hoping to help your stupid son's condition.

At the same time, Zhu Cihong also vaguely expressed his apologies for the mistaken arrest of people in Dongchang and rewarded him with some silk.

"Minister Xu Qingshan knocks on God's grace!"

Xu Qingshan directly came to thank him for a big gift.

After announcing the decree, the eunuch came over to help Xu Qingshan with a smile, pointed at Xu Mingwu and said, "This is Wu Gongzi?" ”

Xu Qingshan pushed the stunned Xu Mingwu, frowned, and said, "Hurry up and salute Gonggong Shen!" ”

Xu Mingwu sighed, and was about to kneel down and kowtow.

Shen Gonggong's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly grabbed him and said, "What is Wu Gongzi doing, it's really tormenting our family!" ”

Xu Qingshan glanced at him, and then said with a calm face: "Shame on you, don't get out of here!" ”

"Pingyang Hou, we understand your feelings, but the children are like this, you don't have to be so strict."

As he spoke, Gonggong Shen said to the guy in the official robe behind him: "Imperial Doctor Lu, go and show Gongzi Wu." ”

Imperial Physician Lu answered, and went to Xu Mingwu's residence under the leadership of the housekeeper of the Hou Mansion.

Gonggong Shen looked at Xu Qingshan, who was worried, and said with a smile: "Pingyang Hou, don't worry, this Imperial Doctor Lu, who has been engaged in the study of madness for decades, will definitely cure Gongzi Wu!" ”

Xu Qingshan responded with a smile, but he was anxious in his heart, this kid was not sick at all, he was obviously pretending to be crazy and stupid, if he was seen through by this Imperial Doctor Lu, wouldn't it be troublesome!

In the backyard, Xu Mingwu was arguing with Imperial Doctor Lu.

"I said, I'm not sick!"

"Wu Gongzi must not shy away from medical treatment."

"I'm not sick, you say I'm sick, so how do you prove I'm sick?"

"There is an appraisal certificate from a colleague in Dongchang, and the doctor who gave you the appraisal is a retired ...... from our hospital."

"He's him, you're you, can you prove that I'm sick?"

"Yes! Patients with heartlessness are generally emotionally unstable, sad, irritable, excited, nervous, sluggish, forgetful, impulsive, sleep disorders, abnormal, and closed-door. ”

Xu Mingwu was shocked and said dissatisfied: "Then tell me, which five do I occupy?" ”

Doctor Lu stroked his beard and said: "When you received the order, your face was nervous, sometimes sluggish, at the moment you are irritable, impulsive in your speech, and then look at your eyes are black, your face is flushed, it must be a sleep disorder, ** abnormal, maybe forgetful!" ”

"No way, I have a good memory!"

"Oh? Then you repeat the content of Shen Gonggong's decree, if you can say it, it is no disease, and the old man will turn around and leave! ”

Xu Mingwu is stupid, is the memory of the ancients so good?

Seeing that the patient stopped talking, Imperial Physician Lu took out a medicine box, showed the eighteen weapons inside, and said: "There are many ways to treat madness, including acupuncture, cranial drilling, tooth extraction and many other therapies, which one do you choose?" ”

Xu Mingwu waved his hand and said, "You don't talk nonsense, let's go through it all over for Young Master Ben!" ”

Imperial Physician Lu stared at him and was silent for a long time.

Then, the old lady turned and left.

Xu Qingshan greeted him and said, "Doctor, what do you say about the dog's illness?" ”

Imperial Doctor Lu shook his head and said, "Wu Gongzi's mood is too excited, and he is not suitable for treatment at the moment, so let's take a hot bath for him first to calm down, and then observe for two days." ”

"Good, good!"

Xu Qingshan breathed a sigh of relief, and ordered the housekeeper to stuff red seals respectively for Gonggong Shen and Imperial Doctor Lu, who announced the decree.

After the messenger left, Xu Mingwu walked out of the inner room and asked, "Dad, why did the emperor send the imperial doctor to see me?" ”

Xu Qingshan said: "Your Majesty is merciful and benevolent to your honors. ”

"Really?"

Xu Mingwu said secretly, why don't I believe it so much, this emperor was so cruel when he was young, and now he is still a benevolent monarch? Something is wrong!

No, I have to be careful!

Xu Qingshan suddenly said solemnly: "Why are you pretending to be crazy and stupid in front of the palace people?" If you are detected, you can know the trouble! ”

Xu Mingwu said: "Dad, Dongchang identified me as a brain disease, if I am normal, wouldn't it be a slap in the face of Dongchang, so that they can't get along with our family!" And the emperor has sent people to condole, if I am good, where will the face of the emperor Laozi go? ”

Xu Qingshan nodded slowly, with a smile on his face: "Not only is your kid not stupid, but also very excited, hurry up and rest, prepare to report to the Huangming Military Academy tomorrow, and settle other things for you!" ”

"Okay." Xu Mingwu's face was full of displeasure.

Xu Qingshan patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, your eldest brother is inside, look for him if you have something." ”

"Got it!"

The plan to pick up girls failed, and after tossing for so long, Xu Mingwu yawned and returned to the inner room and fell asleep.

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