Chapter 876: Birthday Joke
The man left, leaving behind a frightened little pepper.
Xue Dongnan, who was eating, didn't pay attention, and when Little Pepper turned around, he saw Little Pepper holding a cake box in his hand.
"Your birthday today?" Xue Dongnan asked in surprise.
Little Pepper's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and her face turned pale, Xue Dongnan noticed that something was wrong, and immediately got up and walked over.
"This ......"
Xue Dongnan looked down and saw that there was no cake in the cake box at all, only a clock the size of a football ball, and there were hundreds of dense threads in the clock, and the hands were ticking back and forth.
Seeing this, Xue Dongnan's eyes froze and asked, "He gave it to you!" ”
"Save ...... Save me...... I don't want to die. ”
Little Pepper was about to cry, she was still young, she hadn't enjoyed the good youth of life, and she didn't want to be blown up alive like this.
"Don't worry, I've made this thing before, you can just give it to me......"
Xue Dongnan took a deep breath, he leveled his arms, and then slowly took the box of Little Pepper, Little Pepper was so frightened that his arms trembled, and Xue Dongnan shouted in fright: "Don't move, we're going to blow up to the sky!" ”
Little Pepper closed her eyes in fear and cried in fright, Xue Dongnan held his whistle nervously, and moved his fingers little by little until he hugged this thing tightly.
"Ahh
As soon as the box was out of her hand, Little Pepper screamed in fright and ran out.
"I rely on ......"
Xue Dongnan's eyes straightened, he didn't expect Little Pepper to run away like this, just kidding, he also wanted Little Pepper to cut the thread.
"Come back, don't run away ...... yet"
Xue Dongnan hurriedly chased after him, his arms kept steady and not shaking, and after he chased downstairs, he saw Xiao Pepper leaving in a taxi, and he didn't look back no matter how he shouted.
"It's a pit......" Xue Dongnan took a deep breath, if no one dismantled this thing, he wouldn't dare to let go at all.
At this time, the dumb man hurriedly ran over, gesturing his hand and asking him what was going on, Xue Dongnan said calmly: "Only I can dismantle this thing, dumb man, you quickly retreat." ”
The dumb shook his head, and stood with him, gesturing, meaning that I want to share the hardships with Xue Shao.
"Good brother, but you're going to distract me here, so you'd better get out of the way."
Xue Dongnan asked the dumb man to leave, the dumb man refused to go, shaking his head vigorously, Xue Dongnan glared and said: "You go quickly, I said that you will distract me, do you want me to die." ”
The dumb man's eyes were red, he stood in place and refused to move, Xue Dongnan was also anxious, and said: "This thing is going to explode in two minutes, do you want to kill me, I can unravel it!" ”
Hearing this, the mute finally moved his steps, and he ran away with tears in his eyes, standing in the distance and staring at Xue Dongnan.
Xue Dongnan took a deep breath, his mood was very heavy at this moment, he could only dismantle this thing with one hand, and the success rate was only fifty percent.
Tick.
The clock was ticking, there was only one minute left, Xue Dongnan tried his best to keep his body steady, he held the cake box with one hand, and freed one hand to cut the thread.
There are hundreds of dense threads in it, and there is only one thread that can be cut, and Xue Dongnan is betting that he will not be blown up.
"Sss
Taking a deep breath, Xue Dongnan stared at the clock with both eyes, and with his sixth sense, he felt that the middle one could be cut.
At this moment, time suddenly flew by, and it seemed that there were only ten seconds left.
At the moment of urgency, Xue Dongnan did not hesitate, and immediately cut the middle line, and the time dripping stayed in the last three seconds.
After cutting the thread and not exploding, Xue Dongnan breathed a sigh of relief and thought that he was saved.
The mute in the distance saw that it was okay, and was about to run over.
Drip!
The clock rang suddenly, Xue Dongnan's pupils shrank sharply, and it reached zero in an instant in three seconds.
"It's over." Xue Dongnan muttered.
Gush!
The glass door of the clock opened, and a boxing glove popped out and slammed into Xue Dongnan's nose.
"Fool...... Fool ......"
A wood-made woodpecker makes a recorded sound, shouting back and forth, and the sound is none other than that of Little Pepper.
Xue Dongnan's face suddenly darkened.
"Haha."
Little Pepper laughed heartily, and tears of laughter appeared: "I'm laughing to death...... It's so funny......"
The mute also came over grinning, and the two couldn't stop laughing at all.
Xue Dongnan was half dead in anger, he knew that he had been tricked.
"Make you laugh......" Xue Dongnan touched the cake on Little Pepper's head, and Little Pepper said angrily: "What are you doing, I'm just joking with you." ”
"Are you so joking, I'm going to be scared to death, do you know."
Xue Dongnan glared at Little Pepper, then looked at the dumb man again, and said, "Dumb, why are you also playing with Little Pepper and teasing me!" ”
The mute smiled innocently, scratched his head with his hand, and then gestured with his hand.
"Is it really your birthday?" Xue Dongnan was stunned.
"yes."
Little Pepper complained: "Today is really my birthday, but no one has ever given it to me, so I can only joke with you." ”
"But I really had a good laugh...... Ha ha. ”
Little Pepper couldn't help but be happy again, Xue Dongnan was not angry, and said, "You said earlier that you had a birthday today, and I will hold a birthday party for you." ”
"No need." Little Pepper stopped her tears with a smile and said, "I've been here alone since I was a child, and it's the same for birthdays." ”
At this time, the dumb man made a few strokes, but Xiao Pepper didn't understand, but Xue Dongnan did.
"Do you like iPhones?"
Little Pepper nodded embarrassedly: "I like it, but I've always been shy ...... pockets"
"Let's go, I'll buy it for you now, and I'll give it to you as a birthday present."
Xue Dongnan directly took Xiao Pepper's hand and went to the mall, Xiao Pepper was anxious, and said, "Don't be kidding, okay, it's three o'clock in the morning, and the shopping malls are closed." ”
Xue Dongnan said indifferently: "I don't know anyone here, but I have friends." ”
After speaking, Xue Dongnan called Zhu Wanyou.
Zhu Wanyou didn't sleep at all, he was in a bar, bragging to a group of friends.
After the titanium mobile phone on the table vibrate, a friend shouted: "Zhu Wanyou, your mobile phone is ringing." ”
Zhu Wanyou didn't care about drinking at first, but when he glanced at the phone screen, he was so frightened that he immediately sat up and pushed a girl in his arms to the ground.
"It's Xue Shao, give me the phone."
Zhu Wanyou hurriedly got up from the sofa, and after taking the mobile phone, he waved his hand, and the music in the bar immediately stopped, and it instantly became dead silent.
"Don't speak, or I'll kill you."
Zhu Wanyou glared at his friends, and then carefully pressed the answer button.
"Xue Shao, it's me......"
"A friend of mine wants to buy something, but the mall is closed......"
"Open, open the door right away!"
Zhu Wanyou said excitedly: "Xue Shao, you just tell me which shopping mall to go to, and I will immediately let it open the door to greet it." ”
"Maoye Department Store." Xue Dongnan Road.
"Okay, I'll arrange it right away, Xue Shao, you put ten thousand hearts......
Zhu Wanyou said cautiously, and after hanging up the phone, the boys and buddies beside him were shocked.
Zhu ...... Brother Zhu, who is calling here, why did you scare you like a grandson. ”
Brother Yi Gongzi couldn't help but ask.
Zhu Wanyou squinted at the other party and snorted coldly: "Don't say that it scares me like a grandson, if he is here, one look can scare you into peeing your pants." ”
"Just kidding, isn't he even better than Lu Shao?" The first rich and the second generation asked unconvinced.
"Hmph, Xue Shao of Beihai City, the leader of Hong Kong Island, and the evil star of the capital, let alone one Lu Wei, even a hundred Lu Wei are not in their eyes."
After speaking, Zhu Wanyou immediately patted a fat man with glasses, and said seriously: "Fatty, when the opportunity for you to perform has arrived, isn't your home from Maoye Department Store, immediately call everyone to get up and open the door, and go out to welcome Xue Shao in person." ”
The fat man smiled bitterly: "Zhu Wanyou, are you kidding, it's four or five o'clock in the morning, who will go to work, I ......"
Hearing this, Zhu Wanyou slapped the table angrily and yelled: "If I ask you to open the door, you will open the door, where is there so much nonsense, you open it or not, if you don't open it, you won't give me face for Zhu Wanyou, if you don't give me face, you won't give Xue Shao face, do you know what the consequences of offending Xue Shao are!" ”
Seeing Zhu Wanyou angry, a group of people were frightened, the fat man nodded frequently, and said, "Okay, I'll let my father open the door immediately, but I was scolded by my father, you must resist it." ”
"Hurry up and stop the ink, Xue Shao will pass in a while, and I'll kill you in a minute late!"
Zhu Wanyou was not even in the mood to drink, he took his things and walked out of the bar, drove his Ferrari, and when he turned around, he found that many people got into the car and followed him.
"What are you going to do?"
"We want to witness Xue Shao's demeanor......"
Zhu Wanyou thought about it and thought it was okay, these friends were all his iron buddies, and there was no problem in taking them to meet Xue Shao.
"Follow me."
Zhu Wanyou drove tens of millions of Ferraris to take the lead, followed by Porsche Mercedes-Benz and Martha McLaren, followed by more than 20 luxury supercars, causing countless passers-by to scream along the way.
"Just kidding, it's impossible for the mall to open at this time." Little Pepper shook her head and said.
"You'll find out when you go." Xue Dongnan said.
Little Pepper sighed, she knew that Xue Dongnan had good intentions, but this was too unrealistic.
Half an hour later, the three of them came to the door of Maoye Department Store, and to Little Pepper's shock, the door of Maoye Department Store was really open, and there were more than 20 employees standing at the door to greet them.
As soon as the two got out of the car, these employees bent over and shouted in unison: "Welcome boss......"
Little Pepper was shocked.
Bang......
More than 20 luxury supercars suddenly appeared, and Little Pepper exclaimed when she saw these sports cars.
After the sports car stopped, Zhu Wanyou took the lead and ran over, followed by a group of boys.
"Oh my God, aren't they all!"
Xiao Pepper's eyes were full of shock, she had heard of these boys, all of them were awesome top figures, how did they come together.
"Hurry up and shout Xue Shao." Zhu Wanyou took the lead.
"Xue Shao is good!"
Dozens of sons bent down, stood up respectfully and shouted.
Little Pepper was stunned and turned pale.