Chapter 708: Gluttonous Monster
The old beggar, who had just let go of his hand and was wondering if the slap was not painful, hurriedly covered his face again.
But his face still didn't hurt, and the old beggar couldn't help but let go, looking around, and said who was so unlucky?
"Don't look for it. The white cup covered his left cheek, and the five red fingerprints on it were clearly visible on his face.
"No, you..." The old beggar was puzzled, this man actually beat himself, no wonder he wanted to find the shopkeeper Yu to commit suicide.
"Same reason. Bai Bei lay on the steps and said that he would not be able to harass for the rest of his life for a while.
"What, you say that you will suffer from blind words..."The old beggar said half-cut, and slapped him with a "snap".
"Hey, what kind of demon are you, are you sick?" the old beggar was furious!
Bai Bei smiled bitterly, sat up in pain, looked at the starry sky and said, "It's really sick to say." ”
"Huh?" the old beggar heard the story and sat down beside him.
"I was born with bad eyes," Bai Bei said.
"Smack" slapped again, but it didn't break the white cup.
He continued: "My eyes are small, and I want to put my eyes out in front of others when I look at them. ”
"Over time, all my friends and neighbors called me blind..."
"Smack", another slap in the face.
"Yes, yes, I know you even hit yourself when you have a bad eye. The old beggar stopped the white cup, but he was slapped again.
"You can just replace 'blind' with 'that'. With that, the old beggar touched his cheek again.
Both cheeks were already swollen at a rate visible to the naked eye.
"We're really unlucky enough to talk so hard. The old beggar said.
Bai Bei looked at the starry sky and continued to recall, "Many people also like to use 'blind'... The one came to make fun of me, to laugh at me, to tease me. ”
"Even though my mother taught me from a young age not to care about the people who make fun of you, you are just the bad one, and they have a disability. ”
But Bai Bei still couldn't help but want to see their ridiculous faces clearly, and then slapped them hard.
As he grew older, the more people laughed at Bai Bei, the deeper this resentment in his heart became.
Until one day, when a man laughed at him and he meditated in his heart about giving the other a slap, a miracle happened.
The whole world cleared up in an instant, and the smile on the face of the white cup was so ugly that it made people vomit.
So much so that when a slap that he could only see appeared out of thin air and hit the man's face, he felt his body and mind unprecedentedly happy.
It was at that time that I first glimpsed the threshold of my state of mind. Bai Bei said.
Later, after a hundred years, Bai Bei finally comprehended his state of mind, entered the Tao, and became an immortal after a thousand years.
"It's just that no matter how freely I control my state of mind, it's hard to control my clumsy hearing and blindness..."
Seeing the white cup head swaying with two slaps, the old beggar suggested, "You still use that, then that." ”
So the words of the white cup became, "Whether it is others or myself, as long as I say that, that, that and that in front of me, I will be slapped in the face." ”
Ye Zigao listened to the "popping" sound outside, came out to see the excitement, and happened to hear Bai Bei say this.
He asked curiously, "What that, which one are you talking about?"
"That's that. The old beggar pointed to his eyes.
"Which one exactly?" Ye Zigao still didn't understand.
But looking at the faces of these two people, Ye Zigao was surprised, "Yo, how are you two chatting? ”
Just as Yu Sheng called Ye Zigao to serve the dishes, Ye Zigao left with a smile.
"You're a fucking pig's head, what kind of eyes..."The old beggar scolded Ye Zigao's back, and then slapped himself again.
"Hiss", the old beggar gasped, looked back at the white cup, and then the two of them laughed "haha".
"Hey, that's right," the old beggar remembered, "there was only a slap in the face, and neither of us was slapped, so who was it?"
Bai Bei was stunned, "I don't know." ”
He only cared about the pain in his crotch, and he didn't see who was beating him at all, "Besides, I can't see clearly this black light." ”
As he spoke, the white cup was slapped again.
"Yes, yes, let's not care who it is, don't talk about that anymore. ”
The old beggar turned around with a smile and shouted to the inn, "Xiaofu, Xiaonan, give me a pot of wine, two plates of good food, and our brother has a few drinks." ”
The old beggar said: "Don't forget, the three days of wine and food were promised to me by the grass girl, and your shopkeeper's words don't count." ”
"Do you want to make Cao'er a villain who doesn't believe his word?" said the old beggar.
The food for those three days was bought by sacrificing his dignity.
"Cao'er is already a villain, and if she is small, she will have to poison you. Fu Nan said and went to get a jar of wood wine.
The old beggar took it, leaned against the wall of the inn with the white cup, looked at the starry sky, and drank it.
"By the way, why are you looking for death?"
"You didn't see it when I went in the evening?"
"No, I was stealing grass right now. The old beggar said.
Bai Bei didn't answer, just looked at the sky and said, "Man, if you accidentally push yourself into a corner, you can only die." ”
"What desperate situation is worse than death?" asked the old beggar.
"In the Great Wilderness, sometimes it's not terrible to die, it's terrible to live. "Take a sip of wine from a white glass.
"It was a nice night tonight. ”
"Yes, the sky is full of two moons, and the starry sky is not dark..."
Speaking of the rest of his life, after kicking the white cup away, he looked back to see that the casserole had been changed to low heat.
He lifted the lid and saw that the tofu had already been perforated, and the river mussel tofu soup was alive.
Yu Sheng put the casserole off the fire, and when it was served, the smell of fresh fragrance immediately permeated the entire back kitchen, so that the buns and other hairy children who came in to deliver vegetables couldn't walk.
"Don't crowd here, take the bowl, I'll give you a bowl for each of you. Yu Sheng said.
For the rest of his life, when he gave them the buns, "It's so fragrant." A youkai hanging upside down on the eaves, covering his swollen cheeks, and quietly poking his head out of the back kitchen window, said.
"Why don't we do it now? I'll still get a good pot of soup." ”
"Shhh The youkai in the back called him back.
"Let's take a long-term view. He pointed to the back, "Let's go there and have a look, I hear movement in the firewood room." ”
The youkai behind lowered his voice and led the upside-down youkai to the firewood room.
These two monsters tiptoeed around, without a trace, and there were buns for them to make trouble, and they didn't hear it for the rest of their lives.
After driving the buns out of them, Yu Sheng brought out the remaining plates, and Ye Zigao, who was talking outside, came back and brought them out.
Mo Wen's three bowls, by the way, served two bowls to Aunt Qing and Yu Shiyu.
"Shopkeeper, what about ours?" Ye Zigao asked.
"Sheng by yourself. "The rest of my life is already busy with the second course at this time.
He picked out the fresh vegetables they picked, let the strange man wash them, and scald them with boiling water.
After scalding, cut the cross shape from the head of the cabbage and set aside.
In the lobby of the inn, many furry children are already enjoying the delicious food cooked for the rest of their lives.
The pure white mussel tofu soup is bubbling with a little white steam, and the fragrance tempts the guests in the lobby.
Aunt Qing took a small bowl and tasted a bite of tofu, which was fragrant and fresh, rare and delicious.
Yu Shiyu also took a small bite, although she had been raising the bar with the rest of her life, there was nothing wrong with this bowl of soup.
"I really don't know who he inherited this craft. Yu Shiyu said, "Could it be that the mother-in-law still cooks a good dish?"
"Don't be that mother-in-law, that mother-in-law, she is also your mother. Aunt Qing said.
"Yes, yes, she's the scorpion's tail. Yu Shiyu said.
Mo Wen's soup also arrived, and they tasted it, and immediately applauded, arousing the greed of the other guests.