No. 829 can't be fake
"Who?"
Xiao Han suddenly heard this voice, first stunned, and then raised his head sharply.
Front, the doors and windows of the house were closed, and it was impossible to see anything inside.
"Hey, you made a message in advance?"
Looking at the room in disbelief, Xiao Han asked Li Shimin on the side in a low voice.
Li Shimin was also quite shocked at this time, staring at the room without blinking, and said half-loudly: "No!" I also overheard that he was here, so I took a look at it temporarily! ”
"Oh? Pretending to be a ghost? ”
Hearing Li Shimin say this, Xiao Han's eyes suddenly lit up.
Then I saw him stride to the front of the house, then lift his leg and kick the door with a fierce kick!
"Bang !!"
The seemingly thin wooden door shook violently a few times, but it didn't open, but Xiao Han's face turned red little by little!
"Oops, I'll !!"
The screams finally rang out! In the stunned eyes of Li Shimin and Li Rong, Xiao Han was like a spring, holding his feet and jumping three feet high!
The door opened silently.
Immediately after, a fairy-like Daoist appeared at the door.
The green shirt and Taoist robe, with compassion on his face, a snow-white floating dust gently drifting in the wind.
Of course, if it weren't for the fact that he was still carrying a huge top door pole in his other hand......
Xiao Han must have thought that he had seen a god today!
"Old man! You did it on purpose, didn't you? ”
Where did poor Xiao Han suffer this loss? Seeing the culprit appear, regardless of his limping, he was angry and wanted to "reason" with his fists!
However, the Taoist priest was also interesting, seeing Xiao Han rushing over, he casually threw the top door bar to the side!
Dozens of catties of wood, like roots and straw in his hands, were thrown lightly under the courtyard wall a few feet away.
"Amitayus, why are the believers angry?"
Xiao Han stood stunned!
He first looked at the Taoist priest's hand, then turned his head to look at the piece of wood that could not be faked, and finally swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "No anger, no anger!" I was just kidding, haha, kidding......"
"Xiao Han, don't make trouble, come back quickly!"
Just when Xiao Han was embarrassed, Li Shimin behind him finally spoke, he took a step forward, and said with a straight hand: "Senior, but Wang Yuan's Dao is long?" ”
The Taoist leader's smile remained unchanged, he glanced at Xiao Lizi, and gently waved the floating dust to announce a Taoist sign: "Amitayus longevity, poor Dao is exact." ”
Hearing the Taoist priest's confirmation, the respectful look on Li Shimin's face became even heavier: "Shimin took the liberty to visit today, and I asked the Taoist chief to bear with me." ”
"Haha, Poor Dao will see the purple gas here this morning, there should be a noble person coming, and he will be waiting for it again!"
"Oh? The Taoist god counts! To tell you the truth, there are some things that the people of the world can't see clearly, can the Taoist chief explain my confusion? ”
Wang Yuanzhi nodded with a smile: "Solve doubts for good believers, and do your best." ”
"Thank you, chief!" Li Shimin thanked him again.
"Please!"
"Please!"
Seeing that the two of them were dumbfounded, saying some inexplicable words to each other, and were about to enter the house one after the other, Xiao Han couldn't help blinking his eyes, and wanted to follow.
But before he could limp up the steps, the door was closed again.
"What do you mean? Look down on me? ”
Xiao Han, who was almost slapped on the nose by the door panel, was furious! I just wanted to raise my leg to kick, but in the end, I couldn't help it!
"Forget it, let you go!"
"Hahahaha......"
Seeing this scene, Li Rong, whose face had long been as constipated as he was, couldn't hold back any longer, and began to laugh loudly while holding on to the courtyard door, and tears seemed to be laughing out.
"Hahaha...... Xiao Han didn't expect that you also have today?! ”
"Shut up! Believe it or not, I'm going to find thousands of brothers to come and beat you up?! ”
Glaring angrily at Li Rong, who was almost lying on the ground, Xiao Han, who was embarrassed and angry, almost squeezed out this sentence from between his teeth!
"Hahaha...... Believe, I believe! ”
Li Rong grinned, wiping the tears from laughter, while humming and panting, it was obvious that this smile was not easy to swallow.
"How? I was stopped by my uncle! Li Rong, who finally stopped laughing, asked.
"Hold on? Hmph, if he hadn't been tricky at first, I'd have believed it! Limping to Li Rong's side, Xiao Han sat on the threshold with his ass in his voice, and there was a little disdain in his tone.
Seriously, he was really not afraid of Wang Yuanzhi just now!
Even Yuan Tiangang and Yuan Shoucheng have been pitted, if you want Xiao Han to be afraid of a little-known Taoist priest, that is pure nonsense!
If it weren't for the critical time, he remembered that Wang Yuanzhi was the guy who revealed to Li Shimin, with those strange and powerful things on his body, it should be Wang Yuanzhi lying on the ground now!
The smile on Li Rong's face narrowed a lot, he knew Xiao Han's temper and knew that he wouldn't deceive people in this regard, so he asked strangely, "Huh?" What do you mean? ”
Xiao Han took off his boots with great effort, rubbed his sore toes, and said angrily:
"You don't know? The more fake things in this world, the more desperately they do it to make people think it's real! The few hands that the liar showed just now were clearly for King Qin to see, but I was too lazy to debunk him! ”
"Cut, anyway, in your eyes, what we do is fake?"
Li Rong was a little unconvinced, but he didn't want to argue with Xiao Han!
Because he tried it before, once he argued with Xiao Han about those mysterious things, he would be speechless for various reasons.
The point is to think about it in hindsight, what he said seems to really have some truth!
Xiao Han moved his toes, put his boots back on with great effort, and wiped his hands with Li Rong's clothes by the way:
"Nonsense, it can't be fake, it can't be fake! You shout every day that you know 500 years ago, 500 years later, and Lao Tzu still knows 1,300 years! ”
"Bragging rights, you!" Li Rong rolled his eyes and scoffed at Xiao Han's words!
Xiao Hanle said: "Haha, look at it, this world is like this, no one believes the truth, everyone likes to listen to lies!" ”
Li Rong squinted at Xiao Han and said disdainfully: "Phew! What are you telling the truth? If you have the ability, what will it be like in a thousand years? ”
"Hey! I tell you, a thousand years from now...... Never mind! You don't believe it anyway! Xiao Han straightened his waist and was just about to be more serious, but he quickly deflated again.
Discussing the moon landing with these ancients will definitely be regarded as a psychopath!
Li Rong pursed his lips and expressed his contempt, but when he saw Xiao Han's reminiscing appearance, he suddenly remembered something, and stepped forward and asked, "Hey, a few days ago, was the heavenly thunder outside the city related to you?" ”
Xiao Han's heart trembled violently, but he pretended to be calm and asked on his face: "What heavenly thunder?" Have a fart relationship with me? ”
Li Rong looked at Xiao Han's eyes with a hint of suspicion: "You don't know? How can I see you and think that this matter is inseparable from you? ”
Xiao Han glanced at him: "Are you insane?" Heavenly thunder! You can't play, how can I play? ”