"This son, this thing... It's really hard to tell! ”

"Can't tell? I've heard that you can tell everything, if you don't know how to find one, don't you think my son can't afford to pay for it? ”

"No, no, it's just that this thing really can't be argued"

.....．

Guo Dan, who had just fallen asleep with the strength of wine, was woken up by the noise outside, and suddenly became irritable and shouted: "Why is it so noisy outside." Chamberlain! Chamberlain! ”

However, this time it was not Kou Yi who came in, but a young boy, and then a tooth man ran in, "Uncle, he ......." ”

Before he could finish speaking, the boy said, "You are the host of this tooth shop?" ”

Guo glanced at him lightly and said, "So what?" ”

Brother Gongzi was stunned for a moment and said, "Your temper is not small!" ”

Guo Dan's wine strength has not yet dissipated, and he is in a bad mood, so he said unhappily: "If you have something to say, go out if you have nothing to do." ”

"You ......"

The boy glared at Guo Dan angrily, but suddenly remembered something, and then smiled: "I heard that this grumpy tooth merchant has real skills, you can help me test this thing, if the test is accurate, your benefits are indispensable." ”

As he spoke, he put a small wooden box in his hand on the table, and opened the lid again, and there was an earthworm inside.

Guo glanced at it lightly and said, "This insect is an earthworm, go and pay." ”

The boy said hurriedly: "Don't I know that this is an earthworm." ”

Guo Dan was surprised: "Then what are you trying to test?" ”

The boy said, "I want to test the male and female of this earthworm?" ”

"Male and female?"

Guo Dan's eyes widened.

The boy said with a smile: "Exactly, if you can't test it, then your tooth shop is a reputation for fame, and it is not as powerful as it is said at all." ”

Guo Dan glanced at this boy brother and said with a smile: "This is the mother's." ”

The boy was surprised: "How do you know? ”

Guo Dan pointed to the earthworm and said seriously: "Look at this earthworm, it is big in the middle and small at both ends, it is obviously pregnant, and there is no doubt that it is a mother." ”

The boy looked at the earthworm, looked at Guo Dan suspiciously, and said, "You can be sure, if this is not the case, I will come to you for trouble." ”

"Pretty sure."

Guo Dan nodded and said, "If someone proves that this is public, I will compensate you tenfold as much as you give today." ”

"Remember what you said today."

"Who remembers this, but we will sign a contract with you, if you don't worry, you can add this sentence and go pay for it."

"That's... That's fine. ”

The boy looked at Guo Dan suspiciously, and then got up and followed the tooth man out.

After a while, the tooth man walked in and said, "Uncle, that boy is gone." ”

Guo said lightly: "Don't bother me with this kind of thing in the future." ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

The toothed man asked cautiously, "Dare to ask my uncle, can you really cut off the male and female of that earthworm?" ”

"Of course not." Guo Dan didn't have a good airway.

The toothed man suddenly panicked and said, "Then why did my uncle conclude that the earthworm was the mother's?" ”

Guo snorted lightly and said, "Who can say that it is male?" If not, then I say it's the mother's, it's the mother's. Anything else? If it's okay, just go out, I'm upset when I see you. ”

"Yes."

The tooth man hurriedly bowed, and then walked out, and after closing the door, he said thoughtfully: "Yes, since it cannot be determined that it is male, it is not wrong to say that it is female!" ”

"Alas... What a bunch of rubbish! ”

Guo Dan shook his head in distress, put his legs on the table again, and continued to fall asleep.

But just when I fell asleep, I heard someone outside: "Two guest officers, this... How is this tested? ”

"Hmph, the tooth shop won't inspect the goods, so what are you doing with the tooth shop, I think it's okay to close the door early."

"Since you don't know how to test, then go find someone who will. Go, go, call out the host of your tooth shop. ”

......

After a while, I heard a gentle knock on the door, and said, "Uncle......" ”

As soon as he spoke, he saw the door being pushed open from the outside, and two young men, one thin and one fat, broke in, followed by a young girl.

"You're the host of the tooth shop?"

The fat man asked at Guo Dan.

Oh, my God! And there's more. Guo Dan's eyes were dull, and he said weakly: "Yes, what do you two command?" ”

The fat man pulled the girl over with one hand and said, "Can you help me check if she still has a virgin body?" If so, I'll buy her. ”

Guo Dan blinked and asked at the toothed man, "Isn't this illegal?" ”

Naya said: "It's not illegal, it's just... It's that we've never tested it. ”

"It's not illegal." Guo Dan stood up and said with a smile: "Sit and sit." ”

The two looked at each other, then sat down.

Guo Dan poured a cup of tea for them, and smiled at the fat man: "This fat official, no, little official, like tight?" ”

The fat man was stunned, and then said with a **** face: "Who doesn't like it." ”

"That's, that's." Guo Dan smiled, and said: "The two of you are really looking for the right person, I dare to put my words here, just to test this virgin body, in my Ming Dynasty, I Guo Dan called the second, absolutely no one dares to call the first." ”

"Is that true?"

"Put your heart in your belly, all right."

"Then you can help me test it."

"No problem."

Guo Dan stood up, walked in front of the young girl, glanced at it twice, and said with a smile: "I have tested it." ”

"Is this going to be checked?" The fat man was shocked.

Even the girl looked at Guo Dan incredulously.

"A must. You see, it's this buttocks. Guo Dan stretched out his hand to touch it, and then touched it again, "That's it...... At a glance, you know that you are not a virgin, you can't buy it, you can't buy it. I muttered in my heart, but it still felt pretty good.

The fat and thin two couldn't help but be shocked when they heard this.

The thin man stood up suddenly, and said, "You have to be tested, if you ruin my deal, then I will trouble you." ”

"I, Guo Dan, said no, then it will never be." Guo Dan snorted, and said: "If you don't believe it, you can go in and have a look now, don't change places, it's here, if it's a virgin, I, Guo Dan, will immediately enter the palace." ”

Cleanse into the palace? So ruthless.

The fat man looked at Guo Dan with a hint of admiration.

Seeing that they were silent, Guo Dan said again: "Try it." ”

"No, no."

The fat man stood up and said with a smile: "Brother Guo's divine decision, I admire it, I believe in Brother Guo." ”

"Where, where."

Guo Dan smiled and said, "Actually, you can really try, I have nothing to do anyway." ”

"Brother Guo's kindness is received in my heart, and I will say goodbye."

"Remember to pay."

"Yes, yes, yes."

The fat man and the thin man immediately went out with the young girl.

And the tooth man who followed up looked at Guo Dan blankly.

Guo Dan said expressionlessly: "Do you have anything else?" ”

The toothed man came back to his senses, and suddenly said with a flattering face: "Uncle, can you teach me this method, I... I also want to learn how to test the virgin body? ”

Guo Dan smiled bitterly: "Where will I test." ”

The tooth man was curious: "Why did the uncle say so surely, if it is wrong, what can I do, whether that girl is a virgin or not, I will know sooner or later." ”

A good "future", it's really incisive, I'll teach you both hands. Guo smiled lightly: "Although I won't test it, but this woman is definitely not a virgin, I just asked the fat man, 'Do you like to be tight?' The woman felt shy, obviously she knew what I was referring to, those untrained girls, where do you understand this, and when I touched her, she was shy and flattering, not resisting at all, obviously being touched by people, I see that she is eighty percent of the girls in the Qinglou, if you like, you can look for it tonight, you should be able to find it, and report to me tomorrow to feel it. ”

"Uncle, you're laughing."

The tooth man smiled awkwardly.

Guo Dan was suddenly stunned, right, bring a woman from the Qinglou to this inspection office? This doesn't make sense! asked: "When Madame presided over the dental shop, why didn't I see so many strange people coming, I just presided over the dental shop today, and I encountered this kind of thing one after another." ”

The tooth man hurriedly said: "It's really strange to say, we have never met before, is it because the eldest lady presided over in the past, they didn't dare to come, and now they are ...... uncle." ”

"Fuck you, will you be a sycophant?"

Guo Dan glared at him, lowered his eyebrows and groaned a little, and suddenly said, "You quickly let Chenchen follow those two." ”

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