Chapter 560: It Seems to ...... Hit the wrong person
Perhaps the young Taoist laughed too wildly, and the donkey behind him couldn't help but raise his head and bark twice, and the hoarse voice spread far and wide in the open woods......
"Grandpa Daozu, I'm scared to death! Don't scream, Master Dao, I'm happy today, I'll give you a piece of bean cake! In the future, follow the Taoist, not only do you not have to grind, but there are benefits for you! ”
The young Taoist was almost startled by the sudden sound of the donkey's cry, slapped the donkey in anger and slapped it on the face, then smiled, took out a palm-sized bean cake from his arms, held it in the palm of his hand and handed it over.
The donkey was slapped and unconsciously took a step back, and when he saw the bean cake, he immediately forgot about the pain! stretched out his neck, rolled it with his long tongue, and the bean cake instantly disappeared into the big mouth, and the gaba gaba chewed crispy, and the young Taoists who saw it were a little greedy.
Rubbing his somewhat itchy palms, Li Rong looked around, and made a mark in the position he had chosen, then shook his head and inserted the banner with the iron mouth on the book into the pocket on the side of the donkey.
"Let's go, let's get two good dishes to treat ourselves when we go back, this day, it's not bad!" Shaking his hand, Li Rong was just about to climb onto the donkey and go home, when suddenly his heart trembled! The instinct of practicing martial arts made him subconsciously lower his head, and then, a piece of mud the size of a fist grazed his hair bun and flew over!
"Who? Who is the secret arrow to hurt people!! Hearing the sound of mud falling far on the ground, the cold sweat on Li Rong's body suddenly broke out! Angrily looking up in the direction where the mud was flying!
In the field of vision, an object is rapidly enlarged!
"Oh, there are two pieces!"
This was the last thought in Li Rong's mind!
In an instant, a lump of mud that was much larger than just now smashed his handsome face, and for a moment the mud crumbs flew like a splash of water.
"Ah......h
Li Rong, who was suddenly hit hard, immediately screamed miserably, and almost threw his head up and fell over!
Because the lump of mud that smashed on his face was not only powerful, but also the dust it scattered also brought the effect of "blinding" by the way, for a while, Li Rong's eyes were sour and swollen, and then he couldn't see anything, and he could only vaguely hear a hateful voice approaching quickly!
"Good boy, daring to steal your uncle and my donkey is simply the opposite! Xiaodong, call me! Hit hard? ”
"Donkey? Your donkey? This is obviously my donkey, okay! Li Rong was stunned for a moment, and then roared in his heart!
It's just that before he could say this, he felt like he had been kicked hard in the chest, so much so that he flew out with both feet off the ground! When he fell to the ground like a rag pocket, countless big feet rained down on him! And while kicking wildly, there are people who roar angrily: Call you to steal donkeys, call your hands and feet unclean, and make you more handsome than me......
Speaking of which, you should have guessed it all, there is no doubt that it was Xiao Han and Xiaodong who kicked people!
As soon as they came out of the woods, they saw that the thief wanted to run away on a donkey, and in a fit of anger, they picked up the mud on the ground and smashed it!
Perhaps, Li Rong should feel lucky, because there is only soil and no granite on the edge of this forest......
Xiao Han was extremely enjoyable to kick at this time, he hated thieves the most in his life! Especially when I worked hard to save up for a few months to buy an electric car, but it was stolen the next day, then I hate it even more!
Now, someone in Datang actually stole his donkey? Isn't this the same as stealing his electric car in the first place? Little thief, count yourself unlucky, the old and new hatreds are liquidated together today!
The four big-footed girls kicked wildly, and in just a while, Li Rong's valuable robe turned into a gray rag, and people could only curl up in a ball and hug their heads and scream!
"Immeasurable Tianzun of your family, this robber in Han is really too vicious! If you really want a donkey, just take it away, and spread rumors that it was originally your donkey? Still beating people? Still beating so hard? Sanqing Dao Ancestor is above, quickly rain down the thunder and lightning and kill these bastards......" Li Rong, who was in severe pain, roared in his heart!
To be honest, he is also a person who has practiced martial arts! If he puts on a posture today, Xiao Han and Xiaodong, the two three-legged cats, will not be able to benefit from it in his hands.
But I didn't expect that Xiao Han didn't play according to the routine!
First sealed his sight with mud, and then... Then Wang Ba punched the old master to death......
Hitting people also requires a lot of physical strength! I don't know how many times I hit and how many kicks I kicked, but the two of them were already tired and out of breath, and they couldn't move anymore......
Supporting each other with Xiaodong, Xiao Han gasped and scolded Li Rong, who was curled up in a ball on the ground: "Hey, little thief...... Dare to dress up as a Taoist priest? Your boss doesn't dare to touch my things, and you dare to see the wealth, I'm sorry! ”
Feeling that the wind and rain outside stopped, Li Rong on the ground struggled to move, and a pair of eyes were already full of tears, and his state was extremely pitiful!
However, his tears also have the advantage of tears, and now he can at least see things outside clearly.
Feeling the unbearable pain all over his body, Li Rong* sighed and whispered to the two vague figures in his sight: "Where did you come from? If you want to rob, you can rob, a bit of work ethic, okay? Can you lead the donkey and leave, don't hit anyone?! ”
"Yo roar......" Xiao Han, who was exhausted, laughed at the young Taoist in front of him who was still stiff-mouthed, and tried to raise his foot and kick his ass and said, "You said I robbed?" I didn't expect you, a little thief, to dare to bite back when he was dying! Don't worry, the uncle will take you to the official in a while, so that you can die and understand! ”
"If you have the ability, you can take me to see the official!" Li Rong shouted with a stalk on his neck!
Although I don't know how these two vicious gangsters dare to go to the official in an open and honest manner, but this is also beneficial to him, how can he not catch it quickly?
Xiao Han looked at the unconvinced young Taoist and smiled, stopped moving, hammered the sore old waist and said to Xiaodong: "Xiaodong, this thing is a fool!" Let's go, take the small traces, let's help Lao Feng catch a stupid thief! ”
"Okay!" Xiaodong hurriedly agreed, and then he was going to walk over to lead the donkey, but as soon as he stepped out, Xiaodong's whole person was as if he had been struck by lightning, and he was straight in place!
"Master Hou......" Xiao Dong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and carefully pulled the corner of Xiao Han's clothes, his voice was a little weird.
"What?" Xiao Han slapped Xiao Dong's paw off very unhappily and glared at him with slanted eyes.
Xiaodong timidly stretched out a finger and pointed at the donkey: "This doesn't seem to be our little trace......"
"Huh?!" As soon as Xiao Han heard this, his face was colorless! Quickly look up at the donkey with the big innocent eyes!
Sure enough, between the eyebrows, this donkey is indeed a little different from Xiaoji!
"And whose is this donkey? Where are our little traces? At this moment, both of them were stupid, looked at each other, and then swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time! Turning to the young Taoist who was still wailing on the ground again, he suddenly had the urge to run away!