Chapter 67 Accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger
Chapter 67 Accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger
The word "emperor" seems to have magic.
It can alienate all your intimacy.
Even if it is a husband and wife, after putting a crown on the head of the husband, it will become a stranger.
In the past, when I lived as a husband and wife with Qian Duoduo, it was always a pleasant thing, and the amorous beauties could induce people's desires to the extreme when they were crazy, and finally; ended up with a happy result.
It's different now, she's become timid, and she seems to be deliberately pleasing her.
Therefore, after the rain stopped and the clouds fell, Yun Zhao looked at Qian Duoduo and said, "I didn't perform well today." ”
Qian Duoduo narrowed his eyes and said, "Very good." ”
Yun Zhao naturally would not deny his ability.
He just understood one thing - power is not only an aphrodisiac for men, but also a spring for women. Medicine.
It is estimated that the emperors of all dynasties are also constantly pursuing love, but the environment does not allow it, so they have to keep looking for it, and finally find the harem as many as 3,000.
Yun Zhao can imagine that he and Qian Duoduo came together because of love, and she has become like this now, God knows what others will become.
After thinking about it all night, Yun Zhao got up very late in the morning, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Qian Duoduo dressed meticulously standing at the head of the bed waiting for him to wake up, and when he saw his husband open his eyes, he showed a standard smile before he was about to speak, but Yun Zhao pressed him on the bed, rubbed her hair, made her makeup, and wrapped herself in the quilt and punched a few times at the thick part of the flesh, and the idea was reached.
"You messed with my makeup, it took me half an hour to get it done." Qian Duoduo held his mouth and wanted to cry.
Yun Zhao washed his face and said while wiping his face: "You are a person like a lazy pig, what are you doing getting up so early?" ”
"My husband will go to the early dynasty in the future, I can't let others think that my husband is greedy for beauty, and the king will not go to the early dynasty from now on."
Yun Zhao was stunned for a moment and said, "Who told you that I will go to the early dynasty in the future?" ”
"You're the Emperor."
"Who told you that the emperor must go to the early dynasty?
Isn't it good for us to work separately?
If you encounter a problem, find a conference room and communicate with everyone, can't you?
Do you have to blast people up before dawn, holding the wat board like a bunch of fools, wearing clothes that are only used for singing, pretending to be clay figures? ”
Qian Duoduo said with a crying voice: "This is not like the emperor." ”
Yun Zhao said: "What do I do, what the emperor is like, you remember, there is your husband in this world first, and then there is an emperor named Yun Zhao, don't make a mistake."
And you, have you had an awkward time from last night to today? ”
Qian Duoduo shook his head and said, "It's not awkward, it's good." ”
Yun Zhao pinched Qian Duoduo's face and said, "You are in Yushan Academy for nothing, and Xu Wu, who has harmed them in vain, thinks that they have lost the title of national character." ”
After Qian Duoduo's big eyes turned around a lot, he finally found that he seemed to have been abused by his husband, so he jumped up and threw himself on Yun Zhao's back, opened his mouth and bit the back of Yun Zhao's neck, and it took a long time to let go.
"Don't tell Feng Ying, let alone warn her in advance."
Listening to Qian Duoduo's vicious words, Yun Zhao smiled, at least his wife is back, this is a good thing, just kiss Qian Duoduo's forehead, and stride straight to the big study.
From the Yun family's mansion to the big study, it was only a distance of more than a thousand steps, and Yun Zhao raised his leg and kicked people an astonishing number of more than 300 times.
The first to be kicked was Yunchun, Yunhua.
The two sturdy maidservants wore strange buns with towering hair on their heads and wore strange dresses, and when Yun Zhao went out, he saw them kneeling in the door like two stone lions.
This ...... caused Yun Zhao to roar and kick the two stone lions indiscriminately, and he was angry on weekdays, and the two stone lions still knew how to run...... Today, he knelt there and was beaten motionless, and then, Yun Zhao looked for knives everywhere...... These two fools knew that they were crying and running for their lives.
Yun Yang's younger brother Yun Shu was dressed in a golden cloth early in the morning, holding a horse lance that he didn't know where to get it, and he was on the door of the boundary between the Yun family's inner house and the outer house, pretending to be a door god......
When he saw Yun Zhao coming, he immediately hugged the horse lance, hugged his fists and saluted: "Please forgive the last general for not being able to salute the armor in his body." ”
Seeing this, Yun Zhao took a long breath, gathered enough strength, and kicked Yun Shu's calf face bone with a bang...... Immediately, Yun Zhao's right foot lost his senses, and he kicked too quickly just now, forgetting that this guy was wearing gold armor.
As soon as he regained a little sensation in his right foot, Yun Zhao drank and ordered the bastard to turn around, in order to facilitate riding, fart. There is no armor on the thighs, which makes it easier for him to get off his feet.
Yun Zhao kicked and beat Yun Shu all the way from the flower hall to the front hall, pulled Yun Shu's ear and said to his father Yun Qi: "If you dare to pretend to be a door god, you will be whipped twenty lashes." ”
Seeing that Yun Qi was about to kneel, Yun Zhao roared angrily and was about to leave the front hall.
Seeing this, Zhu Cunji, the great Honglu of Lantian who was about to kneel to greet Yun Zhao, immediately straightened his legs that were about to bend down, and said with an unnatural smile on his face: "Your Majesty, the royal rules require a long time of training to be completed, and it is just that Neiko has been taught by the Daming Rites Department, so you can bring some grandmothers into the inner palace to teach."
Weichen has also been immersed in the etiquette since he was a child, and he can share his Majesty's worries. ”
Yun Zhao sneered; "Your wife is also a rare beauty, isn't she afraid that she will never come back when she enters the inner house?"
Zhu Cunji was stunned for a moment and said, "Your Majesty said it was funny." ”
Yun Zhao glared at Zhu Cunji and said, "No kidding, if you dare to send your wife into the inner house to teach what bullshit rules you have." ”
Zhu Cunji wiped the oil and sweat on his face and said carefully: "Your Majesty ordered Weichen to sort out the etiquette and regulations, and Weichen summoned countless science masters to finally complete it in three months, please ask Your Majesty to take a look." ”
Yun Zhao squinted his eyes and looked at Zhu Cunji and said, "Is it arranged according to the principle I gave?" ”
Zhu Cunji hurriedly said: "Weichen doesn't dare to trespass. ”
Yun Zhao looked at the plum tree in the courtyard and said: "The country should have a great gift, whether it is to worship the sky, or to worship the ancestors, or to worship the generals, to celebrate, all countries to come to the court, and to enjoy with the people, naturally the more grand, the more rules, the better."
Personally, Yun Zhao will become your emperor, and he is only an emperor, and he can't afford to be worshiped by all the people.
The real gift belongs to the meritorious man who opened up the territory and quelled the rebellion; belong to the martyrs who shed their last drop of blood for this land; It belongs to the erudite people who are virtuous, profound in learning, and have contributed to the world; belongs to the benevolence and filial piety, can be called the best person in the world; The rest is not enough to treat each other with great courtesy.
You must grasp this well.
I don't look at your proposed ritual regulations, judging from what you just said, the rules you drafted must be inappropriate, communicate with Huang Zongxi and Gu Yanwu. ”
Zhu Cunji hurriedly bowed down and said, "Weichen obeys." ”
It's not an emperor yet, everyone treats him as an emperor when they face Yun Zhao.
From the people of the Yun clan, to the people in Yushan City, to the officials from all walks of life, and even the students of Yushan.
Everyone seemed agitated and very clumsy.
Come to think of it, a small mountain valley that only produces robbers is now an emperor, which makes people not excited and overwhelmed.
Therefore, the most simple concept of treating the emperor appeared - as long as you see Yun Zhao, kneel down and kowtow.
When Yun Zhao returned to the big study, his legs were already extremely sore.
The more people treated him with respect, the more irritable he became.
Because, the closer the person, the stranger it seems.
It's not a good feeling to be kicked out of a familiar environment.
Yun Zhao from Yun Yang was eyeing him, and if this guy was also ready to kneel, he was ready to kick again.
Fortunately, Yun Yang's face was full of smiles, but he didn't raise his fart again. Gu sat on his desk, which was still acceptable to Yun Zhao.
"I told my dad last night that he wouldn't bow down to you, and he scolded him."
"Well, yes, I finally got one thing right."
"I officially proposed yesterday that Yushan City and Yushan Academy be assigned to our family, and everyone agreed, and Mr. Xu Yuanshou also said that this is a matter of course."
Yun Zhao nodded and said, "Yushan City, Yushan Academy is in the hands of others, even if it is given to the country, it is not very suitable. ”
Yun Yang said again: "Huang Zongxi and Gu Yanwu are very annoying, they don't object to Yushan City becoming our family's private property, but they have a lot of opinions about Yushan Academy becoming our family's private property.
Although he did not say it explicitly, he proposed to establish five such academies in the southeast, northwest, and northwest of the Ming Dynasty.
Do you want to reprimand them?
If they are allowed to do this, our family's Yushan Academy will still be a fart. ”
Yun Zhao shook his head and said: "People's suggestions are right, in the future, we will not only establish five academies, it is estimated that there are more than five hundred, Daming needs talents, needs all kinds of talents, and only five academies are too few." ”
"Huh? Everyone has become a scholar, who goes to be a soldier. Who will go to the fields, to work, to do business? ”
Yun Zhao laughed and said, "If all the people in the Ming Dynasty are scholars, you can rest assured, we will have better soldiers, better farmers, better craftsmen, and better merchants."
Starling, I have always believed that only when people are literate can they really be counted as a person, and reading is their right, what we have to do is to ensure that their right is not violated. ”
Yun Yang smashed his mouth and said, "It's hard to care about readers. ”
Yun Zhao picked up the pen and said to Yun Yang while reviewing the documents: "Then when you do things in the future, don't fool people, do things clearly and clearly, vague always give people the impression that you want to be a traitor, of course your subordinates are not easy to manage." ”
The conversation between the two brothers was pleasant, but when he went out, Yun Yang wiped his sweat in the cold weather, which still made Yun Zhao's heart sour.
He is very sure that he has become a tiger at this time, and the tiger in the sentence "Companion Tiger" is like accompanying the tiger.
The exclusivity of power has made these people cautious.
Although Yun Zhao wants to change the attributes of the emperor, in their eyes, the emperor is the emperor, and there can be no difference, just like a tiger is a tiger, and if you are hungry, you must eat meat...... And a tiger that eats meat with a smile is even more terrifying in their eyes.