Chapter 1129: Vegetative
Men are sometimes very cheap, and this is most evident in their own women.
If a woman who loves herself revolves around herself all day long, within three days, no matter how good and outstanding a man is, he will be irritable, because no matter how good a woman is, she is so noisy, and even if she is not noisy, the carefulness and thoughtfulness of a woman will make men unbearable.
I'm irritable, disgusted, and continue to pursue a new love, and then repeat the previous story.
But that's just one aspect of men.
I believe that the last thing any man likes to see is that his woman fights with other people's men, or in other words, he sees his own woman living so happily when he is not there, in this case, a man will be extremely angry and feel that his dignity has been challenged, so another level of men will surface, that is, the prodigal son will turn back.
Men have a strong psychological advantage over the woman they love, and have a kind of paranoia that will occupy your heart and soul even if I abandon you, and it is precisely because of the existence of this kind of thinking that there will be the concept of widowhood that has lost its humanity.
It's not fair! How many women have been widowed, but how many men have kept their husbands? I believe that even if someone in China wins the Nobel Prize in Mathematics one day, it will still be difficult to solve this unique problem in China.
Zhen Cheng began to be cheap, an impulse to find Wu Xin, Weiwei and Wan'er, and then make a mistake.
Zhen Cheng, who left the dog's room, was like a young woman with a kitten in her arms, her heart was very rippling and uncomfortable.
"You" Zhen Cheng squeezed out a smile on his face, pushed open the door of the chess and card room room, and just wanted to say a few words to please Haode, but before he finished speaking, Zhen Cheng was shocked by a wave of incense and heat and almost fainted.
His three women were all there, and there were no other men in the chess and card room; But there are still more than three women in the chess and card room, because there are six more women in this chess and card room.
Huo Qingluan, Ma Feifeng, Lan Shan, Zhou Yubing, Ugly Girl, Xu Shuang'er, a total of nine women, two tables of mahjong cards are ringing. Zhen Cheng finally understood that Weishenme himself felt that Ouyang Xuan'er's incident was a little weird just now, because all the men present at that time were men!
"Something?" The eighteen eyes of the nine women looked at Zhen Cheng, stopped the movements in their hands, and blinked beautifully, only Nangong Wan'er asked in a cold voice for face.
"It's okay! Wrong! Zhen Cheng hurriedly closed the door, feeling that his face was very hot, an embarrassment like accidentally breaking into a woman's bathhouse, but unfortunately, he didn't see a naked beauty, but was burned by the heat!
As a double student of Hanqian City University of Technology and Yan University, Zhen Cheng has the ability to never forget, Zhen Cheng can accurately tell the number of notes on the face of each woman in the house, and he also remembers that the ugly girl is holding a teapot alone, and her face is full of notes like a ghost doing the work of the shopkeeper. The whole room, so far, only Xu Shuang'er's face is clean. The three women who are lovely, delicate, white and tender also have faces that look like ghost paintings.
"Let's play, just have fun!" Zhen Cheng walked quickly to his room, and let out a long breath, a sense of relief. The three women are about to go crazy when they are depressed at home, and it is not bad to have this pastime, Zhen Cheng thought so magnanimously.
But Zhen Cheng's aesthetic idea lasted less than an hour before failing, and his mood was once again anxious because of the passage of time.
An hour passed, Zhen Cheng turned over a few times and couldn't sleep.
Two hours passed, and Zhen Cheng rolled again, tossing uncomfortable.
Men who are accustomed to sleeping with their wives in their arms know how uncomfortable madness and torture it is.
Zhen Cheng's eyes were as round as owls, and his ears listened carefully to see if there were any mice in the room. At this moment, Zhen Cheng is so eager for a mouse to come out and play with him! It's a pity that in this renovated villa, there is not even a brother of Xiaoqiang.
"Sleep, they'll be back in a moment!" Zhen Cheng comforted himself and wanted to close his eyes, but unfortunately, he failed!
"Abominable woman! When you come back, I'll kill you!" Zhen Cheng wanted to get up, prepare the rope, and imagine the scene of stripping the three women naked, tying himself with the rope, and then masochizing himself.
"Cheap is not cheap! Sleep, grandma's! Zhen Cheng used his internal strength to fiercely press down his sleeping hole.
Zhen Cheng's face was filled with a sweet smile, and he knew for the first time that if he learned the acupoint technique, he could save money to buy sleeping pills in the future.
What a happy thing to fall asleep!
Zhen Cheng's sound sleep could not stop the flow of time, and when Wu Xin and the three of them tiptoed back to the room, the hands of two o'clock in the morning had been silently fixed on the wall.
"Fall asleep, let's move a little bit!" Wu Xin felt like it was fun, and made a silent gesture, and then the three girls quickly returned to the room like special forces.
Wu Xin and Lin Mengwei have one room, and Nangong Wan'er has one. The cold room to the west was empty, and in Wu Xin's words, it was reserved for rats.
"Xinxin, will Brother Zhen Cheng be angry!" Lin Mengwei washed up, changed into pajamas and got into the quilt, and asked with hard eyelids.
"It doesn't matter if he's angry or not! At least we can get a good night's sleep! Wu Xin went to bed, turned off the light quickly, and felt uncomfortable with backache.
"But how do I feel wrong?" Lin Mengwei's eyelids were hot, but she didn't want to sleep yet. His head was buzzing, and his head was filled with the sound of a whitening collision.
"What's wrong? Are you worried that Nangong Fairy will quietly climb onto the stone bed alone? Wu Xin expressed his worries.
"you! Nonsense! We're not going to go to bed now, Sister Nangong won't, if it's you, it's almost! ”
"Dead girl! What nonsense! I've put up a couple of notes for you today! Wu Xin stretched out her hands, itched Lin Mengwei's itchy flesh, and scolded angrily.
"The three of us came in, with Brother Zhen Cheng's vigilance, there is no reason why we can't wake up!" Lin Mengwei slapped Wu Xin's little hand away, yawned and said, "Is he really asleep!" ”
"Fall asleep or not, wait until tomorrow morning to know!" Wu Xin enjoys this kind of life very much, it is not only like the boring life of guarding a man's life, but also like the comfort of traveling, thinking that tomorrow he will go to the cave to adventure, Wu Xin's every pore screams excitedly. patted Lin Mengwei, Wu Xin warned, "Don't go out, sleep!" ”
"Huhuhuhu" replied to Wu Xin was Lin Mengwei's heartless breathing.
Wu Xin waved her fist angrily in the dark, looking at Lin Mengwei's sweet little face, Wu Xin felt that her eyes were dark, and she didn't know if she was angry with Lin Mengwei or really sleepy, so she fell asleep in the blink of an eye.
Four women guarding a man to live, this is a life that contemporary men dare not think of.
This seems to be a sweet life with infinite temptation and lethality for any man, but in fact, there are several women's heartaches and sacrifices hidden behind it.
If Zhen Cheng's kidney function or hormone secretion is a little less, then Wu Xin and the others will be tragic immediately!
But is the mere satisfaction of physical needs happiness a blessing? The answer is no!
The duck is not happy, and so is the prostitute sister, which is very revealing!
Women's desire to go to bed is not as strong as that of men, what women want is the kind of spiritual pleasure that they want to be held and pampered by men, and this is what Zhen Cheng owes a few women the most.
Zhen Cheng may feel that his insomnia is a kind of torture for himself because several women have taken the wrong medicine. So think about it the other way, when Zhen Cheng is asleep with a woman in his arms, will one or two women outside the two have insomnia?
The women of Huaxia are all great, so great that they are worshiped by the world. On this shijie, there is no country where women can compare with the women of Huaxia.
Japanese women are thoughtless, so Japanese people can pervertedly come up with good products like inflatable dolls; Korean women are an improved version to put it bluntly, and occasionally fail two, and the so-called best beauty is produced; Indian women, that is, always have to hold their trouser pockets tightly, beware of the poor worms of their colleagues*, as for the woman in the West who is tall, covered in sheep's smell, and even has long hair, that is actually an unevolved beast!
The men of Huaxia are happy, because we are hugging the top women in the whole Shijie, the smartest women, and even the women who are so elegant and virtuous when they sleep.
When Wu Xin and the others woke up naturally from their deep sleep, got up from the bed and walked out of the room comfortably, what alarmed the three women was that their lovely man was still asleep, breathing evenly and his heartbeat was normal!
"Nothing will happen, will it?" Lin Mengwei's face was full of worry, and there was crying in her voice.
"It doesn't seem to be anything special!" Wu Xin gritted his teeth and pinched Zhen Cheng ruthlessly, but unfortunately, there was no response!
"Vegetative?" Nangong Wan'er's face was pale, and her legs were weak and she said her guess.
"Ah" Wu Xin yelled like crazy, slapping Zhen Cheng's chest, tears venting furiously like a beaded curtain.
"Brother Zhen Cheng," Lin Mengwei cried loudly like a little daughter-in-law guarding her husband's corpse.
"Brother Zhen Cheng" Nangong Wan'er's tears fell, but she was silent, clenched her fists and secretly swore that even if she read all the medical books, she must cure Zhen Cheng.
The crying of the third girl quickly attracted the attention of everyone in Hanmang, and everyone gathered outside Zhen Cheng's door like a tide.
Something's wrong, there's a big thing, Director Zhen Cheng is in a vegetative state, and this news is quickly circulating among the people in Hanmang!