Chapter 33: The Gentleness of the Bandit

Yun Meng looks like a robber, and acts like a robber, but he doesn't act like a robber.

He could cut wheat, drive ox carts, farm, strike iron, and even do a little carpenter's work.

He also likes to eat noodles with a basin, likes to drink inferior liquor, is full of respect for his sister-in-law, and loves his nephew.

If he doesn't talk about murder, he is a simple farmer, a farmer who is bullied in a big family.

Listening to their conversation, Yun Zhao could always put his uncle who was eating noodles in a basin just now into his murderous scene.

As long as he thought of his uncle eating noodles in a basin and watching the people splashed in the hot spring water gradually turn into white bones, Yun Zhao shuddered a little.

Such a scene is undoubtedly contrary to common sense, but Yun Zhao even has a trace of expectation while trembling.

At dawn, Uncle Robber got up early, and Yun Zhao was a little scared when he saw his mother summoning Uncle Robber like a big animal.

He used to be afraid of Liu Zongmin, and Liu Zongmin had to call Yun Ye with a fist, and Yun Zhao was even more scared when he was commanded by his mother's fingers.

"Now I'm the head of the house!"

After Yun Niang took a cup of hot tea to make Yun Meng go to the mill, she sat in the shade to rest.

"Mother, aren't you afraid that he will stuff you into the wild boar soup and soak in the hot springs for three days and three nights? He's done it! ”

"Don't be so troublesome about soaking in hot springs, he will pinch me to death if you have the ability! Since you don't dare, then let me do the work obediently. ”

Yun Niang took a sip of tea, and her arrogance became even more arrogant.

"Mother, why did you say that the robber uncle was so low-voiced and supported by you?"

"Hmph, why else, it's not because a few girls on the mountain are too old and want to send them to Zhuangzi for me to raise!

"Huh? Didn't eat on Crescent Mountain? ”

"There is no shortage of food, but what about it, the good girl's family grew up in the robber's den, which good family dares to marry?

Don't talk about good people, even robbers refuse to marry the women in the robbers' den.

As soon as I thought that there would be a few more corrupt girls in the house, the anger in my stomach could not dissipate.

He sent his daughter over violently, and his brother's daughter sent me and recognized it, after all, it was a blood relative, and the mother who knocked out his front teeth also recognized it, why did he send the daughters of several other bandit leaders too?

The crescent moon mountain can't give birth to a male baby, and a girl is born, this is the result of God's eyes! ”

The more Yun Niang spoke, the more angry she became, her chest rose and fell, and her hand holding the tea bowl was shaking, it seemed that the Yun family had really made the sacrifice of the boss this time!!

In the grain field, a beautiful and tall mule was dragging the wheat in a circle on the wheat field.

The tall and fierce cloud wielded a long whip to obey the mule's command, and the more poisonous the sun was, the better.

Yun Zhao, who was squatting in the shade of the tree, actually saw a sense of beauty from the ordinary farm work.

This is all influenced by Mr. Xu's aesthetic education.

A strong father, a bandit leader who takes pleasure in killing people when he has nothing to do, in order to have a good living environment for his daughter, he will marry a good son in the future, and he will not hesitate to be driven by others with low eyebrows and cheeks.

After the field was finished, the big animal went to drink water and rest under the shade of the tree, but Yun Meng, the big animal, could not rest, but also took a wooden fork to shake the wheat grains on the wheat straw clean and then picked them away, and then used a wooden shovel to gather the wheat with the chaff together, as long as there was a little wind in the grain field, it was necessary to grasp the wheat, the wheat husk was taken away by the wind, and the yellow-brown wheat grains fell heavily to the ground.

Waiting for the wind, Yun Zhao brought the water jar, Yun Meng picked it up and drank it, at this moment, he was a skilled farmer.

"Is it my sister or sister who comes to the house?"

Yun Meng smiled softly at Yun Zhao and said, "Sister and sister have it." ”

"My mother said that blood relatives are counted, why do you want to send irrelevant people?"

Hearing Yun Zhao say this, Yun Meng's originally gentle smile disappeared immediately, and the boss with a pair of tiger eyes looked at Yun Zhao's eyes and said word by word: "Those who came are your blood sisters!" ”

Yun Zhao nodded and said, "Isn't it good to live freely in the mountains?" Why did you send it to my mother to abuse? ”

Yun Zhao lifted his coat as he spoke, turned his back to this Yun and said, "Look at this slap mark on my back, it is the end of my bed." ”

Yun Meng looked at the cinnabar palm marks on Yun Zhao's back, the vicious appearance on his face gradually dissipated, and helped Yun Zhao pull up his coat and whispered: "The girls are in Changye on the mountain, you should learn the rules, your mother is everyone's best girl, and my Yun family has been married back to an ancestor who has been blessed for several generations."

As long as it is for the good of the daughter, it is appropriate to suffer some sin. ”

Yun Zhao listened to Yun Meng's words, his eyes were about to bulge, and he was finally sure that Yun Meng, a reckless savage, might have some misunderstanding about everyone's ladies.

Yun Zhao never thought that his mother was a lady of everyone, at least, there is no record of a lady who dared to use a wooden fork to drive away wild boars in history.

Judging from his experience with his mother, his mother is definitely a selfish, stingy, grudge-minded, and easily angry person, and has no connection with everyone in any case.

"The daughters from the Qin family in Xi'an, all the virtuous and virtuous are excellent, your mother is still the eldest daughter of the Qin family, and when your father married back to your mother, the huge Xi'an city was in chaos.

Everyone thinks that your mother will definitely marry into the Qin Palace, and at least marry a famous boy in the city.

I didn't expect your mother to marry your father, a rich man, and there were 100 brides alone, and I didn't know how many people died of envy at that time. ”

Yun Zhao's mouth couldn't close in surprise, it was the first time he heard that his mother still had such a glorious past.

"So, you willingly sent my sisters and sisters? Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by my mother? ”

Yun Meng held the wooden fork and squinted at the blue sky, and said with a smile: "Killed? No, you are a boy, your father has died again, and your mother is both a mother and a father, so she is naturally stricter with you.

When the girls enter the house, it is a good thing that your mother is forced to learn some rules, and it is also a good thing to be beaten if you don't learn well. ”

As he spoke, the treetops above his head were rattled by the wind, and Yun Meng immediately went into the sun, and began to raise wheat again, and the fullest wheat fell at his feet, and the shriveled wheat fell a little farther away, and as for the wheat husks, they were carried out by the wind.

Yun Zhao kicked the big white goose in the neck, and the big white goose screamed twice and flapped its wings and swayed to escape.

The old yellow dog who was bullied by the big white goose looked at Yun Zhao gratefully, circled around his calf, and lay on the threshold again.

Mr. Xu lay on the bamboo bed with his chest and abdomen bare, snoring like thunder, and he didn't know that the fan fell to the ground.

Yun Zhao drank a cup of Mr. herbal tea, and when he drank the second cup, Mr. woke up, grabbed the teacup with his hand, and after drinking the cow, wiped the sweat on his head with a handkerchief and said to Yun Zhao lazily: "Don't you have anything else to do during the busy farming season?" ”

Yun Zhao said: "The wheat in the field was harvested overnight, and someone picked up the ears of wheat that fell in the field for me, and there were seven or eight families in the grain field who were in the mill, and I couldn't help with the wheat or something, so I came to see Mr." ”

Mr. Xu got up and immersed his head in the cold water, shivered comfortably, then pulled his head out of the basin, let the cold water flow down his neck, waved his arms twice and shouted: "Comfortable! ”

"Do you know that the Yin clan of the Yun clan is a robber?" Yun Zhao squinted at the unimaged gentleman.

Mr. Xu sneered and said, "The legend of the bandit destroying the mountain tiger in Crescent Mountain is surnamed Yun, and the bandit in Tangyu seems to be surnamed Qian."

The largest landlord in this area has a surname Yun and a surname Qian, and if you want to find out the connection inside, it is not difficult to guess as long as you put some thought into it.

In the past, the two of you knew how to cover up, but now, the world is in chaos, and you people are too lazy to cover up this kind of thing.

To suppress bandits in Guanzhong, we must first clarify the law, eradicate you inferior gentry, cut off the supply of bandits, and then decide whether to clear the bandits.

Lest when the army of the court comes, only the good people here will not see the bandits, and after the army leaves, there will still be thieves here. ”

Yun Zhao smiled: "Do you think the government still has the ability to completely eradicate the thieves?" ”

Mr. Xu looked at Yun Zhao's black and white eyes and said: "The foundation is rotten, it is easy to rot, rip off a piece of rotten flesh, and there is rotten flesh, ripping it around, and in the end only white bones are left, and it is still a dead end after all."

Yun Yu, this is a heaven suitable for you who like carrion, and it is also a world full of rats and birds, and the grass is full of rabbits and foxes, if you still have a conscience, don't make this world worse. ”