"You!"

Xue listened to Xiao Han's words, and couldn't help but shake his head again and again:

"When you come back this time, your temper has really changed a lot! Beware of being hated when you do so! ”

"If you are jealous, you will be jealous of ......" Xiao Han muttered in a low voice, but when he saw Xue Shu's face was not good, he quickly changed his words:

"I mean, it's mediocre not to be envied! Brother Xue, you don't know, I've experienced so many things during this time, and I have figured it out in my heart!

Each of us can only live one lifetime, and I haven't heard of anyone who can live longer! As for tomorrow and accidents, who can say which one will come first? The most important thing is to make yourself comfortable!

So, from now on, whoever wants to get me, I'll get whom! When I went to court today, I remembered a poem, but I was embarrassed to read it, and now that I think about it, it's a pity. If you read it out at that time, maybe you can be angry to death, so that the court will be quiet and quiet! ”

"You! I don't know how to say hello, it seems that you are justified in both pros and cons! Xue listened to Xiao Han's words, and shook his head again and again, but he didn't teach him a lesson. For indeed, as he said, it is mediocre not to be envied!

No matter how wrong Xiao Han is, it is also a small section, and it is harmless! Who can say that they are perfect people who never make mistakes? I'm afraid that even the sage Confucius wouldn't dare to speak like this.

"By the way, you just said composing poetry? What poem? Thinking about this question, Xue Shui no longer dwelled on this, but asked about the poem Xiao Han just said, listen to what he meant, can this poem still make people angry?

"yes, what poetry is so powerful? Read it out to us! The thin Tang Jian also came over at this time, he can be regarded as a person who has read poetry and books, and he is naturally no stranger to the way of poetry. But he has never heard of poems that can infuriate people.

Tang Jian put on a look of listening attentively, and those generals who were not interested in it also pricked up their ears when they saw this.

Anyone who has read the history of the Tang Dynasty knows that in the team that fought the world in the early Tang Dynasty, except for a few civilian-born generals such as Liu Hongji, the others were all from the nobles of Wangmen.

Among them, Cheng Yanjin and Qin Qiong are from the Shandong Wang clan! Li Jing, Duan Zhixuan, and Tang Jian are the children of the Guanlong Group! The rest of the others are either old officials of the Sui Dynasty, or powerful people who have divided one side! A Sui and Tang Dynasty romance, to put it bluntly, is a group of famous families fighting for life and death!

People like them, even if they are not proficient in poetry, they know a thing or two, at least they can hear the good and the bad.

Not many people outside know that Xiao Han can make poetry, but it is not a secret in their circle.

Moreover, they all know that this kid is just a blockbuster every time! The poems he wrote are all peerless! Now that I hear that he has a new poem coming out, or a scolding poem, they are all curious.

At this time, Xiao Han was also a little drunk.

Seeing that everyone looked at it, he immediately shook his head proudly, and opened his mouth to read out the "famous poem" of Zhu Yuanzhang, the emperor of the later Ming Taizu.

"Listen up! A flock of crows chirps, squirting dung and croaking! Don't be happy today, tomorrow morning all the rotten mouths! ”

"Poof......

As soon as Xiao Han's words fell, before the others could figure it out, Qin Shubao squirted out a mouthful of wine! And by coincidence, it was sprayed on Liu Hongji's head in front of him, and the one that washed his smooth head was called a translucent water spirit......

"The surname is Qin! You did it on purpose?! "How could Liu Hongji have expected to suffer such an unwarranted disaster? Raised his hand to wipe a handful of wine stains on the back of his head, and turned his head to look at Qin Shubao with an unkind face.

"Ahem, I'm sorry... Ahem...... I couldn't hold back just now! Qin Shubao waved his hand and coughed continuously, and his face turned red.

He really didn't expect Xiao Han to scold people so ruthlessly, and he also wrote poems and scolded, and wrote such an image, so that he was listened to by that group of officials, wouldn't he be angry to death?

"Haha! It's a good poem, it's so wet!! ”

In the room, Qin Shubao and Liu Hongji were interrupted like this, and the others also reacted.

Xue Shui and Tang Jian couldn't cry or laugh, but those generals were laughing one by one, and they couldn't stop slapping with their big slaps!

"Rejoice! Scolding! We've had fun tonight, and tomorrow it's time for them to be! Chai Shao couldn't stand laughing, leaning on the sluggish little plum next to him, snot bubbles came out, he lived so big, this kind of undisguised, purely used to scold poetry is the first time I have heard it!

"Hahahaha...... I have to memorize this poem! Damn it! I Lao Cheng, this is the first poem I want to memorize! Wait until any bastard dares to provoke me in the future, and I will read it to him! ”

Cheng Yanjin, who was beside him, laughed, and patted Xiao Han on the shoulder vigorously, grinning Xiao Han until he jumped to the side.

"Haha...... Be careful not to shoot our big poems to death! Hahaha......"

When the others saw this scene, they laughed even more!

The text of this poem is a sacred thing, so Xiao Han can think of using it to scold people, and the scolding is so vicious!

"A flock of crows chirping, squirting dung and croaking! Image! Joyfully! Drink! ”

Xiao Han was still rubbing the arm that was slapped red by Cheng Jin, and he didn't know who shouted, and in the blink of an eye, the big wine bowl was served again, and the food just now was almost there, Xiao Han's wine banquet officially entered the last link, fighting wine!

For old people like Liu Hongji, it is familiar with this link! But for the newcomer Xi Jun to buy a few people, it doesn't seem so wonderful!

They've all seen it carefully, it's a real fight! There is no such thing as a look!

It's about to be the size of a human head, and you have to drink at least a third of it in one sip! The amount of alcohol is average, and he can't survive two sips at all, so he begins to lie on the ground and learn whales.

Liquor, food, all squirted out of your mouth! It's really like a whale jetting water jets into the sky on the ocean......

Looking at the big bowl handed to him, Xi Junmai finally gritted his teeth, and took a big mouthful of it! Xiao Han's highly steamed wine made him very uncomfortable, and his stomach was like fire, for fear that he would spit it out with one mouth!

Xiao Han was very strange before, at this kind of banquet, why those people were as if they had discussed, and no one was cheating and cheating!

For example, Cheng Biting Jin and them would rather be drunk and vomit on the railing than pour the wine secretly! Didn't they learn the profound art of stealing wine?

This question kept circling in Xiao Han's mind, and it wasn't until Xue Shui said a sentence later that Xiao Han's doubts were answered.

Military generals, relying on a body of courage! If you even drink a little wine, you can cheat! In the future, when you go to the battlefield, who else will dare to hand over your back to you?

Although Xiao Han felt that stealing wine had little to do with character, after all, he himself was a master of stealing wine...... But such a warm atmosphere also made him drink a lot unconsciously.

As a result, the scene is completely out of control!