"Then I'll come first!"

Kong Guangming arched his hand over there, then walked up the lobby, looked up at a tower across the river, and pointed to the tower and said loudly: "The five towers are heavy, and they are angular on all sides. ”

It's a number couplet, four numbers are spoken at once, and it also contains an idiom, which shows its edge as soon as it is spoken, so that the whole lobby is full of murderous intent.

Long Tengfei wanted to take the lead, but after hearing this couplet, he scratched his ears and cheeks, and finally looked at Dai Shuisheng for help. Although this one's knowledge is average, he is a master of couplets.

The corners of Dai Shuisheng's mouth curled slightly, and he raised his palm and said loudly: "One palm is flat, five fingers, three long and two short!" ”

"Good!"

"Wonderful!"

"That's right!"

……

After the scholars here in Guangzhou Mansion heard Dai Shuisheng's couplet, they clapped their hands and praised it, and the eyes of the beautiful women who accompanied them were all strange, making Dai Shuisheng feel as if he had drunk honey.

Lin Haoran's table was suddenly solemn, knowing that the other party's strength was indeed very strong, and it would even be above them. Sun Guangming's brows frowned slightly, and he walked back, because it was the other party's turn to ask the question.

In fact, couplets test people, and so do couplets.

Dai Shuisheng took it as a deed, split the pomegranate with one palm, revealing a lot of white pomegranate flesh inside, looked at this side contemptuously and said loudly: "Split the pomegranate, there are many sour seeds in the red door." ”

This is actually a metaphor, comparing the people in western Guangdong to sour talents.

The western part of Guangdong was suddenly looking forward to each other, but Zhao Dongcheng had an idea, bit open a white fruit, and said with a hint of trembling: "Bite open the ginkgo, there is an adult (benevolence) in the white clothes." ”

If it weren't for Zhao Dongcheng being too nervous, this would indeed be a very imposing downlink. You accuse us of being sour talents, but I respond that there will be a big man in the white clothes here.

"Good!"

When the scholars in western Guangdong heard this, they also praised people, and looked at that side proudly.

It's just that after Zhao Dongcheng answered, the courage of the whole person seemed to be exhausted, and he looked at Lin Haoran for help.

Lin Haoran looked out the window, but saw a withered plane tree in the yard, most of the branches had been cut off, and he said loudly: "The ancient wood is withered, this wood becomes firewood!" ”

Grieve!

After listening to this couplet, everyone couldn't help but gasp. This uplink seems to be ordinary, but it hides a murderous intention, and the first two words actually form the last word.

Long Tengfei still couldn't answer, Dai Shuisheng, who was originally in high spirits, also frowned, and so did the others, and the scholars at the two tables suddenly became cold.

Yes......

But at this time, a girl who came with wine screamed.

It turned out that Li Xue was holding the beauty next to him with one hand, and at the same time, he reached out and patted the buttocks of the girl who gave the wine, and said proudly: "The woman is good, the girl is even better!" ”

"Good!"

"That's great!"

"Brother Li is really a man of temperament!"

……

Everyone applauded again, and at the same time, some people joked about Li Xueyi, and they all looked at this side proudly.

The scholars from western Guangdong looked at Li Xueyi, and many people were nervous, a little timid about this competition. Compared with these sons and brothers who often linger, they are indeed lacking in this aspect.

Li Xueyi was actually a little arrogant, and he looked down on Lin Haoran's group in his heart, picked up the crab on the table, looked at this side with disdain, and said loudly: "The crab is covered in armor!" ”

This crab is not difficult, the difficulty lies in the pun of the armor.

After hearing the couplet, everyone habitually looked at their tabletop, trying to find some inspiration from the food on the table. It's just that everyone suddenly looked at each other, the disc on the table was empty, and the corners of the tiger girl's mouth were bulging.

Naturally, this is not a place to eat, so the amount of things is fine and no longer much, and it is very suitable for the appetite of the tiger girl. The special osmanthus cake is fragrant, and the tiger girl eats it with a big mouthful while shaking her little short legs.

Lin Haoran pointed to the eaves above, but saw a spider building a web there, and said loudly to the other side: "The spider is full of economy."

The same is a pun, Jinglun is to sort out silk threads, and it also refers to learning.

"Good!"

After hearing this wonderful pair, the table in western Guangdong also clapped their hands in unison, especially Zhao Dongcheng's hands turned red, and his eyes looked at Lin Haoran with adoration.

Lin Haoran looked at Zhao Dongcheng and was no longer nervous, so he looked at him with a smile, wanting to return the right to ask him.

Zhao Dongcheng already had a good couplet in his heart, arched his hand towards Lin Haoran, then stood up and pointed to the bright moon in the river outside the window, and said loudly to that side: "The moon under the water is like the moon in the sky!" ”

"The person in the eye is the person in front of him!" The corners of Li Xueyi's mouth were faintly disdainful, and then he looked up at the night sky outside the window and said: "Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day!" ”

This is a back-to-back couplet, and it is the same from beginning to end, which makes everyone gasp. This whole thing has also increased suddenly, making the murderous opportunity in the lobby even worse.

"Taste clear tea, tea taste clear, clear fragrant tea taste tea clear." Lin Haoran picked up the teacup in front of the tiger girl, took a sip, and said loudly to Li Xueyi.

"Good!"

"That's right!"

"Senior brother, admire!"

……

The scholars from western Guangdong here applauded, and looked at Lin Haoran with admiration. It is precisely because of the existence of this person that they have not fallen behind in today's competition.

Now, the other scholars in the entire living room seemed to be able to only watch from the sidelines, watching these two cattle people fight.

Everyone looked at Lin Haoran, and Lin Haoran looked at Li Xueyi with a straight look and waved his hand, and then looked at the left and right uninhibitedly and said loudly: "The sage is not allowed to enter, and the idler is not allowed to enter!" ”

This couplet seems to be weak and powerless, but the spearhead is directly aimed at Li Xueyi, which means that this is a place for us idlers to come in and play, and you, a sage with great ambitions, don't come in and join in the fun.

As soon as Li Xue thought about it for a while, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, first pointed to the outside of the restaurant, and then nodded to himself proudly: "Don't come here!" ”

It's also a beautiful riposte. did not deny that he was not that special sage, but put it another way, those who are officials should not come if they are busy with official business, and I, who are busy with mundane affairs, can naturally come.

"You heard me wrong!"

The corners of Lin Haoran's mouth curled slightly, walked to the table with paper, ink, pen and inkstone, wrote down a line of words with a brush, and then lit up the paper and looked at Li Buyi with a straight face: "My upper link is: idlers are not allowed to enter the sages!" ”

These two words are reversed, but the meanings are very different. This is a place where sages gather, and those idlers don't come in, which instantly improves the quality of this place, and it is also close to the scene.

Grieve!

When everyone heard this, they all secretly scolded this man for being treacherous, hiding this hand, and using homophones to make an article.

The corners of Li Xueyi's mouth curled slightly, how did he not know that there were homophones hidden here, and said lightly: "You also heard it wrong, my next link is!" As he spoke, he also walked over and picked up the pen, ready to switch "Shi" and "Shi", but he was suddenly stunned.

"The Troublemaker Morais ......"

He held the brush in his hand, but he couldn't put it down for a long time, and his eyes suddenly looked at Lin Haoran uncertainly.

Lin Haoran's "idler" and "sage" can be freely converted, but his "officer" and "doer" cannot. These people can be "people", but they can't be "officials", and no one here is in the office.

This is undoubtedly a very ingenious trap, but Li Xueyi stepped on it and immediately fell to the point of.