"What's wrong with you, sir?" Those subordinates who followed Mi Heng to Xiangyang City, seeing that the other party's face was pale, stretched out his hand to cover his stomach, and drops of sweat quickly dripped down his cheeks and completely soaked his clothes.

Mi Heng, who was riding a war horse, raised his head with difficulty, and felt a burst of overturning in his stomach, and the chrysanthemums in his lower body were even tighter, if he didn't react fast enough, I was afraid that the consequences would be unimaginable in the next second.

The snow-white lips opened slightly, and his voice trembled a little, and he said weakly, "Quick!" Find me an inn! ”

Everyone was slightly stunned when they heard this, how could Lord Miheng suddenly want to find an inn, after all, his group had already found an inn to settle down in when they came to Xiangyang City, and there was less than a mile away to get there, but since the other party had already spoken, he could only do so, who let the other party be the leader of the team this time.

After a while, everyone scattered to find an inn nearby, and as time passed, Mi Heng only felt that his stomach was getting bigger and bigger, as if there was some gas in it that was going to break out, and the sweat on his face was getting more and more, if those subordinates didn't return, I was afraid that he would not be able to hold back.

"My lord! I've already found a number of them, but I don't know why those inns just don't open, saying that Xiangyang City is not allowed to open at night because of the night curfew! A subordinate sweating profusely ran over and said cautiously to Mi Heng.

"What? How can there be such a rule! Mi Heng, who was in an extremely bad mood, became even more ugly after hearing his subordinates' words, and was about to open his mouth to scold when he felt a fart sound from under him.

"Poof! Burst! Burst! I saw a yellow column of water scattered on the street, and for a time the stench was smoky, and the people around were almost stunned.

Mi Heng's face turned red at the moment, how could he have thought that he would do such an insulting thing, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into it, so embarrassed that he was embarrassed.

It seems that because of mental laxity, the turbid qi in the stomach is rushing out as quickly as opening the floodgates again.

Mi Heng looked at himself as if he had set off a cannon and pulled wisps of yellow and white things on the crotch of his pants, and there was a wet feeling under his crotch, accompanied by bursts of foul smell, and his face suddenly turned pale and his eyes fell heavily to the ground, and his body was covered with excrement.

The people who had already returned around were full of disgust when they saw such a scene, but when they thought that if this person was allowed to lie here like this, I was afraid that there would be no good fruit to eat when they returned to Qingzhou in the future to return to the lord and return to their lives, so they could only pinch their noses and carefully carry the other party onto the war horse, and then quickly ran towards the inn that had been set, for fear of being seen by the guards who patrolled from time to time around.

After everyone left, a few men walked out of the corner in the distance, if Mi Heng could stand here soberly, he would have been surprised to find that these people were not Zhou Qi Zhou Haoran and his brother Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin who claimed to be seriously injured.

"Big brother! High is really high! Zhou Qi's eyes lit up at his brother's method, which was obviously much stronger than his own medicine, not only a hundred times and a thousand times.

For his younger brother's praise, the corners of Zhou Yu's mouth were also filled with bursts of smiles, if he wasn't worried that the other party would be hurt by the medicine, he wouldn't have changed his mind temporarily and changed to laxatives, but now it seems that the effect should be good.

Then he instructed his subordinates around him to wash away the excrement on the ground, for fear that the residents would see it and affect the environment in the city.

Mi Heng woke up the next morning, felt that there was still a breath in his stomach rolling rapidly, and the sweat on his face flowed down quickly again, and he had to run quickly to the toilet, for fear that he would be a second late and be like yesterday

See an ugly scene.

"Hah!" I don't know how long it took, Mi Heng finally drained the qi in his stomach, and walked out with his feet a little weak against the wall, looking at everyone with haggard faces and bloodshot eyes, a look of confusion flashed in their eyes, "What's wrong with you?" ”

"Sir, let's leave Xiangyang!" A subordinate whispered to the man in front of him with an unnatural expression.

"What, Your Majesty's mission has not been completed yet, how can you leave easily!" Mi Heng's face changed greatly when he heard this, and then he looked like an angry lion, and a pair of dark eyes were bloodshot and stared at each other for some time.

Feeling the pressure from the other party, the person who had just spoken swallowed his saliva with difficulty, sweat slid down his cheeks, and he was about to speak again but saw that the other party's face was pale, and he hurriedly ran towards the toilet.

"Gollum!" It seems that because he ran too fast, he didn't pay attention to his feet, and a heel fell to the ground, if there was nothing like this on weekdays, but now it has become the last straw that crushes the balance.

"Poof! Burst! Burst! A large amount of yellow and white things flowed out of Mi Heng's lower body again, and with more and more excrement, Mi Heng's blushing face turned purple, and he never thought that he could recreate what happened last night.

Time passed minute by minute, Mi Heng looked at everyone with a blank expression, obviously thinking about what to do, one after another in front of everyone to make a fool of himself, if he waited until the future was talked about, although the world is big, there is still a place for me.

After letting his subordinates take out a piece of clothing for themselves again, he rinsed his body with water, and then quickly put on his new clothes and strode towards the outside of the inn, even if he didn't care about the deposit at the beginning, he didn't want to stay in Xiangyang City for a day or even a second.

"My lord! Mi Heng has already led his subordinates to escape! A soldier quickly came to Zhou Qi's side, knelt down on one knee with both hands into fists and shouted.

Zhou Qi heard this, a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, his strategy was still very successful, as long as the other party was disgusted, no one would be bored in the future.

Everyone present burst out laughing when they heard this, thinking that last night's drinking was even crazier than Sun Ce at the beginning.

Time passed day by day, and in addition to touring the mountains and rivers with a few women, Zhou Qi practiced martial arts with a group of generals to improve his suddenly improved strength at a time.

"My lord! There is an urgent report from Guiyang! A personal guard quickly came to the martial arts arena, and when he saw Zhou Qi, he hurriedly knelt down on one knee with his hands in fists, raised the secret letter in his hand and said loudly.

Dian Wei, who was fighting against Zhou Qi on the side, heard this, and hurriedly jumped out of the battle circle with the double iron halberd in his hand, and then thought that the man walked to take the other party's secret letter, and after checking and confirming that there was no problem, he thought about the lord and walked away.

Zhou Qi stretched out his hand to take the letterhead sent by Dian Wei, and then read it quickly, and finally a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and the cold light in his eyes was surging Obviously, someone was unlucky, and he walked quickly towards the study with Dian Wei, and at the same time asked the guards to invite the military generals to the study to discuss matters.

"You can take a look at the secret letter on the bookcase, and I can brainstorm to get through the difficulties in front of us!"

Hearing this, Zhou Yu picked up the letterhead on the bookcase and read it quickly, obviously he didn't expect that this guy Zhu Fu would dare to eat the bear's heart and leopard guts and lead the soldiers and horses to invade my Guiyang border, don't you know how to write dead characters.

This is Guo Jia on the side, who is also untying the wine gourd on his waist at this moment, and then staring at everyone present with a pair of dark eyes, "Lord."

, This Zhu Fu dared to attack us, obviously someone was behind the ghost, otherwise a certain family knew that although Zhu Fu was greedy for money, he was as timid as a mouse, if he was not tempted by people's interests, he would obviously not do such a stupid thing! ”

Hearing this, everyone involuntarily nodded in agreement with each other's words.

"Feng Kao, what should the deity do now?" Zhou Qi naturally agreed with Guo Jia's words very much, after all, this person was a first-class strategist under his command, and the expedition to the small foot basin nation had been delayed a lot of time because of the lack of help from the strategists, and now the opportunity is naturally to make good use of it.

When everyone heard this, their eyes stared at Guo Jia, who was a little ruddy, waiting for the other party to slowly tell him what he was thinking.

"Since the enemy dares to attack Guiyang, it means that he is ready to be defeated by us and others, why not take advantage of such a good opportunity to turn the land of two continents into the land of three continents!"

Everyone present couldn't help but gasp when they heard this, obviously deeply shocked by Guo Jia's plan, and at the same time silently prayed for Zhou Qi's enemies, hoping that those heroes would not be too stupid.

"Hahaha! is worthy of the deity's Le Yi, there is a test in the world, why worry about the world! Zhou Qi had a faint smile on his face, looked at Guo Jia not far in front of him, and did not forget to say words of praise to the other party.

"Since Haoran is preparing to attack Jiaozhou, I wonder who you will lead this time?" After a brief moment of excitement, Zhou Yu hid the smile of joy on his face, his brows furrowed slightly, thinking about who to send to the battle.

"Brother, Jiaozhou is a barbarian land with a lot of miasma, so a certain family is ready to lead Brother Dian Wei's tiger and leopard to ride with Yan Liang and Wen Chou!" Zhou Qi thought for a moment and then selected the candidate for this trip, after all, if he led the people to leave, Jingzhou still needs to have a brother in charge, and the generals will naturally leave Zhou Tai, Gan Ning and others to rest for a while, and with Xiang Yu's eldest brother in charge, it must be as stable as Mount Tai.

As for the three people in Yangzhou, Long Ji, Luo Cheng, and Shan Xiongxin, even if the surrounding heroes want to attack, they have to weigh their own strength, don't steal chickens and rice at that time.

Hearing this, the corners of the mouths of the people present showed a look of disappointment, obviously regretting that they were not able to go to Guiyang with the lord to fight.

Zhou Qi looked at the disappointed looks on everyone's faces, and he didn't know what everyone thought, and a faint smile appeared on his face at the moment: "Princess, now that the chaos is like today, there are countless battles that can be fought in the future, and I hope you don't hate it when the time comes, and if there is a shortage of manpower in Jiaozhou, troops and horses will inevitably be recruited, so you don't have to be sad, but prepare seriously and wait for the arrival of war!" ”

Zhou Qi's words were like a big bell pointing directly at everyone's hearts, and everyone who was still showing disappointment on their faces couldn't help but bow their heads in shame, not daring to look directly at each other's dark eyes.

"Haoran! Don't you bring a strategist with you, and forget the loss suffered by the small foot basin people on the expedition at the beginning? Zhou Yu saw that his younger brother Haoran had forgotten the importance of strategists again, and had to come forward to remind the other party of good life, for fear of repeating the mistakes of the past again.

"Hahaha! Brother, don't you say that the deity really forgot! Zhou Qi showed an embarrassed smile on his face, and stretched out his hand to stop on his snow-white long hair, "In that case, let's fight with a certain family by Fengkao, although Guiyang has Mr. Kuai Yue and Brother Zhang Han, it is still very necessary to make more preparations in case of emergency!"

Everyone nodded involuntarily when they heard this, at this time, they had already blindly believed in the lord Zhou Qi, after all, the other party had done too many things that could not be disappointed, and they were ready to see the appearance of the world's heroes surprised again... to be continued