"I'm a rough man? Tsk, this sentence seems to be on the lips of a guy surnamed Liu. ”

Old Man Lu looked at Xiao Han with a surprised face, and then turned his head to look at Zheng Gongzi, who was almost killed on the spot, and he didn't know whether to laugh or scold!

Could it be that all the rough people in this world are like this? One will grasp more than the other? So how should those little people live?

Speaking of fine people...... Oh no! It's Zheng Gongzi!

He's really on the verge of spitting blood right now!

Xiao Han's words couldn't be spoken, only the creaking of a mouthful of small white teeth remained.

With so much force, as if it wasn't his own, his gums began to bleed out, and blood spilled down his mouth.

Seeing him with such a terrifying appearance, Xiaodong and Stunned both nervously stepped forward to surround Xiao Han, staring at Zheng Gongzi firmly with their four eyes, for fear that he would suddenly rush up and take a bite in a frenzy!

"Pretending to be elegant?! Bah! Lao Tzu reads at the age of three! Five-year-old can read a thousand words! At the age of eight, he read the Four Books and the Five Classics ......"

For a long time, after spitting a mouthful of bloody foam, Zheng Gongzi was a little hysterical!

"And then... Crippled now? Stupid? Xiao Han's eyes widened, and he looked surprised!

This is also to say that the angry person does not pay for his life, if he gets his life, just this expression, spare Xiaoqi and Xiaoji, this life is not enough to compensate!

(At this point, the miracle combination is hiding in the corner and shivering!) Why do you want to bring them with you? ）

"Ahem... Ahem......"

A violent cough came from the side, this is Old Man Lu! As for Zheng Gongzi, his eyes were already blank, his face was dull, and only his chest was still rising and falling violently, proving that he was still alive.

"Tsk, shouldn't he be like the pair in the movie, looking up to the sky and spurting blood for half an hour......"

Looking at Zheng Gongzi's current appearance, Xiao Han carefully protected Xue Pan and took a big step back!

After all, it's not good to have blood on the new clothes you just wore today.

"Hehe... Hehe......"

Just when Xiao Han was staring at the big eyes and was about to watch a good show, a vision suddenly appeared!

Zheng Gongzi, who had just obviously gone insane, suddenly closed his eyes, and his mouth let out a particularly strange laugh, and the goosebumps all over his body were about to fall when he heard it.

"It's over, I'm mad?! He won't arrest me and put me in prison! ”

Suddenly seeing the appearance of the kid opposite, Xiao Han's heart also trembled!

Just thinking about it, I didn't want to, but Zheng Gongzi on the opposite side gradually opened his eyes, and a pair of red eyes stared at him!

"I see! You've been deliberately messing around all along! Don't you dare to compete with me to learn? You're afraid that people will know you're a straw bale! I'm afraid that you are not worthy of what Xue Pan once said about being her husband! Hahaha...... Bad seeds! ”

Maybe it was stimulated to explode into a small universe! Zheng Gongzi is now even back to normal! As he spoke, he forbade Xiao Han step by step, and there was an irrefutable implication in his tone.

"What are the qualifications?" When Xiao Han heard this, he frowned slightly, he had been dating Xue Pan for so long, and he really hadn't heard her say anything like this!

However, he also knows that now is not the time to worry about this!

The most important thing now is to swatt the fly in front of you to death!

For these straw bale second ancestors, Xiao Han felt that if he talked to him more, it would be a discount!

Thinking of this, Xiao Han did not retreat but advanced! also stared at Zheng Gongzi and sneered: "Boy, teach you to be good!" Don't take yourself too seriously! Don't you want to learn from others? All right! It's too cumbersome than the others, so I'll write a poem on the spot! It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you can write something similar to it, even if it's a little worse, you win! How is it! ”

"Write poetry?!" Hearing this answer, Zheng Gongzi's eyes when he looked at Xiao Han were stunned for a moment, but soon changed to a mocking look: "Hahaha, I heard you right!" Do you want to compare poetry with me? In this world, can any cat or dog compose poetry?! Come on, let Childe and I listen, don't use any foul language to dirty Childe's ears for no reason. ”

Seeing that Xiao Han finally didn't run away, he wanted to compete with him in an upright manner! Zheng Gongzi only felt that his whole body was full of energy, and the whole person was excited!

However, he didn't seem to realize that Xiao Han was looking at him with idiotic eyes.

"Hey, this thing must not know Dou Hongyi! I don't know the poetry club that Xue Pan was in at the beginning! Otherwise, I wouldn't have made a lot of nonsense here. ”

This is what Xiao Han thinks, and it is almost what Xue Pan thinks! She knew that from the moment Zheng Gongzi should go, the winner would already be known.

In this world, no one can stand out from Xiao Han's left and right when it comes to peerless sentences! This was said by her brother Xue Shui, and it is rare that no one refutes it, not even questioning it!

Smiling at Xue Pan, who was looking forward to it, Xiao Han began to think in his heart, and when he saw the lanterns in the audience, a poem by Su Wei immediately came to mind.

"The fire tree and silver flowers are closed, and the iron lock of the star bridge is opened.

The dark dust goes with the horse, and the bright moon comes one by one.

The wanderers are all plums, and the song path falls plum.

Jin Wu couldn't help it at night, and the jade leak was not urging. ”

When Xiao Han slowly read out this poem, the whole world seemed to be quiet!

Don't look at the name Su Wei, it's the same as chicken essence, but the first two sentences of this poem are Wang Fang!

In particular, the four words of fire tree and silver flower are still being sung more than a thousand years later!

wants to find a poem that surpasses it in the poem that writes the Midyear Festival, Xiao Han thought about it, and only the poem "The willow tops on the moon, people about after dusk" are barely qualified.

Of course, Xiao Han also planned to use it at first, but he thought that this poem was written about a sad love story, which really didn't match the scene at this time, so he had no choice but to do it.

"Fire Tree Silverflower? Jin Wu can't help it? ”

Quietly on stage! Even those who originally came up to guess the riddle, but later were attracted by this side of the matter, and listened with their ears pricked up, they were stunned by Xiao Han's poem! One by one, they were dumbfounded, looking at this ordinary-looking young man stupidly.

Xiao Han's side, Xue Pan's face was full of admiration, Old Man Lu was stunned, and Zheng Gongzi's face was like ashes, the shape was different!

"No way, this must be him stealing someone else's poem! No way! How could he make such a poem?! ”

After a long time, Zheng Gongzi's already recovered sanity suddenly began to be chaotic again!

I was babbling in my mouth, and I didn't want to believe that such a good sentence came from the mouth of the bastard in front of me! That hysterical appearance provoked other people to look sideways!

"Hey, are all the so-called literati like this now? Why can't you compare it to it, and you start to cheat?! Not even a street scoundrel! ”

Looking at Zheng Gongzi, who was in a frenzy, Xiao Han had to sigh deeply in his heart.

That's right, I plagiarized it.

But Kong Yiji said, can stealing a scholar's business be called stealing?

If you have the ability, you go to the chicken essence seller and come to me to confront me face to face!

(Su Wei, a politician and writer in the early Tang Dynasty, is the ancestor of the famous Su Dongpo!) If there is any offense in the article, I hope Haihan ...... ）

(Zheng Shanguo, whose father was a general of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, and whose mother was a member of the Cui clan of the Seven Sects and Five Surnames, was a member of Li Jiancheng's faction.) ）