Chapter 243: Fun Talk in the West Market
"Oh?" Xue Pan was noncommittal, and looked Xiao Han up and down with a pair of big eyes, as if he was carefully distinguishing between what he said was true or false!
Xiao Han was a little weak by Xue Pan, even if he was really innocent, but he also had the selfish intention to keep the beauty in his own home!
Now that he was recognized by his real girlfriend and asked in person, Xiao Han didn't know how to explain, so he could only pretend to bow his head and drink water, and most of the pot of water went in a blink of an eye.
Hey, why did you forget, this is Datang, not Daming!
The status of women at this time is extremely high! If a woman is not satisfied with her marriage, she can divorce her husband and remarry.
And if there is no way to be a widow, the official family will help the family who seeks to marry again, where will there be a person who is widowed, and the whole family is glorious perverted rules!
Therefore, in the history of China, the Tang Dynasty is undoubtedly the most comfortable period for women to live!
Because he was in the Tang Dynasty, he felt very clearly, Zhang Qiang's eldest lady could call Zhang Qiang at home! Uncle Stunned is an iron-beaten man, but he was eaten to death by Aunt Stunned!
And think about Chai Shao, Xue Shui, and Fang Xuanling, they all have only one wife! You don't think they really can't afford to marry, or don't want to marry another little one, do you?
Thinking crankily in his heart, Xiao Han had no way to interrogate Xue Pan, even if she hadn't passed the door yet, but among the people around her, who didn't regard her as the lady in charge? I blame Liu Hongji, I deserve to let you blow the cold wind, why don't you freeze to death!
Xiao Han drooped his head and didn't speak, but the vinegar in Xue Panmei's eyes slowly retreated, but instead changed to a somewhat smug look.
Where does she have eyeliner in Xiao Han, what is going on in Xiao Han's family, she even knows better than Xiao Han! I deliberately mentioned it today, just to see if Xiao Han dares to believe it, judging from the current situation, it's not bad, at least there is still some loyalty.
Neither of them spoke first, and the room was silent for a while, and even a needle could be heard falling, and in this strange atmosphere, the waiter who served the food finally came!
Looking at the young waiter who pushed the door in, Xiao Han had a feeling of crying with joy! Da breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly sent Xue Pan back to his place.
"I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm going to eat first, and I'm saying after eating, oops, I've been running all morning today, and my legs are about to break!"
"Hmph, it should be the horse's leg that broke it, can you break the leg there?" Xue Pan reluctantly sat in front of his shore table and frowned at Xiao Han.
Xiao Han pretended to be stupid: "Hehe, don't I come down too... Okay, okay, look at this fish soup, how clear it is, just like water~"
Don't reason with women, because they don't reason at all!
Xiao Han, who knew this well, explained a little, so he hurriedly pulled the topic out, to see what Xue Pan was going to say, he had an idea, and took a big bite with the heavy soup bowl in front of him, this thing can block the whole head, and she can't see her red face!
The soup bowl is a bit heavy, and holding it is like holding a large stone, and the soup is unconsciously sprinkled out!
Sometimes I really can't figure out the ancients, obviously there was a spoon-shaped Sinan hundreds of years ago, and there was a scoop specially used to scoop water, why can't I think of making a smaller spoon! If you want to drink some soup now, you have to hold the soup bowl and pour it, and you will choke if you are not careful......
A big mouthful of soup in the stomach, well, quite thirst-quenching, not bad...... Ay? No, why doesn't it smell good?
Thinking that his tongue was out of order, Xiao Han picked up the bowl again and poured it down, now he was sure, it was indeed tasteless!
Where is this fish soup, this is simply to add some salt to the water in which the fish bathe! Don't you know how to fry the fish first and then boil the soup?
smashed his mouth, and quickly picked a few other dishes, after tasting it, Xiao Han's heart was cold!
This is the high-end place of Datang? The people who came here were miserable......
Just looking at this first-class environment and first-class service, who knows that it is a chef who is not in the stream! It's just a waste of such good ingredients!
Roasted mutton is not as good as roasted in the army! The only thing that stands out is that the spices are so good! Special Feet! On a piece of meat the size of a palm, half a catty of spices was sprinkled, and Xiao Han really didn't know what it would taste like to chew on spices in his mouth.
I finally scraped off all the spices, frowned and took a bite, I felt that when I took a bite, my mouth was numb and astringent.
The meal was extremely depressed, and the only thing that was somewhat relieved was that Xue Pan abided by the good habit of eating without saying a word, and let go of the idea of continuing to interrogate Xiao Han.
Xiao Han, who is relatively rude, Xue Pan still looks very gentle, slow and polite, showing everyone's demeanor!
She doesn't have as many problems as Xiao Han, she doesn't eat non-food! Although it is true that this place is not as delicious as the food at Xiao Han's house, it is indeed much better than the cook at home.
After a cup of tea, the middle-aged scholar appeared in the room again, and asked Xiao Han respectfully if he was still satisfied, and his humble appearance was like a certain treasure in the future who was kneeling down with a customer to ask for a five-star praise.
It's just that what your chef does, do you really have no points? Don't you see that everything on my table hasn't moved?
People's waists are almost ninety degrees, Xiao Han's bad comments didn't come out after all, so he could only nod against his will to show satisfaction, so everyone was happy! After receiving Xiao Han's two pieces of silver, Xiao Han felt that his heart was dripping blood, not that he was reluctant to pay, but that the money was spent, wronged!
Sent to the door respectfully, Xiao Dong followed the carriage with a few teeth and swaying, this meal, Xiao Han ate with a sad face, but they were all happy, just like Xiao Han who entered a five-star hotel for the first time in his life, what he ate was not the taste of the dish at all! It's the glory.
After leaving Shuiyue Xuan, Xue Pan and Xiao Ai originally wanted to say goodbye and go home, but when they learned that Xiao Han was going to go to the West Market to buy next, the master and servant came to the spirit again! Why are there so many interesting things like shopping? So come along!
But the heavens can learn from it! Where is this kind of place where this kind of daughter should come?
They should take a stroll around the East Market and discuss whether Li Ji's pearl necklace is good-looking, or Liu Ji's gilded flying phoenix hairpin is beautiful! Instead of fighting with the lotus vegetable vendors here for a penny!
Xue Pan didn't care, Xiao Han didn't stop him, as for Xiaodong and Stunned......
Whoever has an opinion, they must be willing to listen carefully, as for whether to listen with their fists or with a horizontal knife, it depends on the mood......
So, today's West Market, following the last time a stupid marquis ran to show off, there was a wave of new jokes......
There is a pork seller on the street of Xishi, and the man who kills the pig shouts vigorously to sell meat, but unfortunately there is only a group of people in front of the stall, but they do not come up to buy it.
A pound of pork costs more than a dozen big sons, which is converted into grain, which is enough for the whole family to eat for several days! Eating meat? It's too extravagant......
So no matter how loud the man yells, few people are willing to spend this money to open the meat.
From the morning to now, a pig has only sold less than five copies, and one can sell for three taels or five taels, just like that, you have to pick left and right! Find a piece of fat and cut it, carefully wrap it in lotus leaves, put it in a basket, and walk away in the envious eyes of the people around you.
Remembering his son's salivating appearance when he killed the pig in the morning, the man shook his head helplessly, originally thinking that it was almost the New Year, and the business would be better, so he sold pork, and the remaining bits and pieces could be cooked for his son to eat.
But I didn't expect that this was the busiest morning, but a pig only moved a little, it seems that tomorrow will not be able to sell this pig, fortunately it is winter, if it is left in summer, the meat will stink!
"Sell meat, I just killed new meat this morning! Sell it cheaply! He shouted listlessly, and was thinking about how to sell all the meat, when there was a sudden commotion in front of him.
The man raised his head, and at some point in front of him stood a pair of young men and women, looking curiously at the pig's head hanging on the iron hook.
The man was a little stunned, this is the West Market, and the people who come here are basically people from the middle and lower classes of Chang'an, but these two people in front of him are not ordinary people at first glance! It doesn't matter if it's a man, but this woman looks like a fairy, and the man bets that he has never seen such a beautiful woman in his life!
"Hey, hey, hey! What to see! Xiaodong saw that the eyes of the meat seller were straight, and he was immediately unhappy, and knocked on the meat selling board and scolded loudly! Hou Ye's woman, is also a pawn like you who can blaspheme? I can't think of this pair of tricks on my face!
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was dazzled just now......" The man who sold meat was drunk by Xiaodong, and then he saw the guards around the two of them, all fierce and vicious! No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a good stubble, so I was startled, and quickly lowered my head and fiddled with the meat on the board.