Chapter 33: The Bathhouse

More than a dozen teenagers, you look at me, I look at you, and in the end, the eldest Xiao Dalang had the courage to pick a bite of food, mixed it with dry rice and stuffed it into his mouth, and his round eyes glanced at Uncle Zi from time to time, looking like a thief......

"Hahahaha......"

Uncle Zizi looked at Xiao Dalang's appearance, and couldn't help grinning, and the wrinkles on his face were all squeezed together, as if he saw his son in this group of villains......

Hey, if he could have met the little marquis early, why did his son send him to a foreign family to suffer? Now the war is in chaos, and I don't know where my son is, whether he is still alive, hey, this group of boys, it's good luck to be here!

A group of young people didn't know what this fierce-looking old man was thinking with a smile and silence, plus one by one they were really hungry, and when they saw someone getting up, they all immediately picked up their jobs and devoured them! The bowl is a little big, and it blocks the head when you hold it, but no one picks the dish, Uncle Zizi secretly wiped his eyes, and said slowly on the side: "Slow down, slow down, don't choke, there is still after eating!" ”

A group of teenagers listened to Uncle Zi's words, and one by one they starved to death, quickly picking them into their mouths, and the old people in the house in front of them laughed! It's just that for some reason smiling and smiling, the corners of his eyes are a little crystalline, and the young man in front of him is not their past?

Xiao Han washed his hands and came out of the house, just in time to see this scene, he was in a good mood but suddenly felt uncomfortable, and they all said that the Tang Dynasty was prosperous, but before the Tang Dynasty came, how much suffering did these people at the bottom suffer? How many can't see the peerless elegance of the Tang Dynasty?

I can't be sad for too long, it's easy to become a saint for too long, seeing that someone is full one after another and began to clean up the table, Xiao Han also cleaned up his emotions and walked down the steps, passing by the table where the dishes were divided, his eyes subconsciously glanced at it, and suddenly found that there were too many dishes left......

The craftsmen are gone, and the food delivery is still delivered according to the previous amount, how can it?

But in any case, food is not wasted, at this time, food is expensive, and poor families have taught their children since childhood: waste will be punished by God! Didn't you see that even if the group of teenagers gobbled it up, no rice fell to the ground?

And Xiao Han has seen it, the bowls that the auxiliaries have eaten are definitely the same as brushing, and there will be no soup left! It made him blush a little when he remembered that he had secretly poured out the rice before......

Leftovers can be eaten at the next meal, and leftovers can be tasted overnight on such a hot day, who said there is no refrigerator here!

But it doesn't matter, let Zhang Qiang and Xiaodong take out lunch boxes, and pack a bunch of everything, one for acquaintances in the barracks, and one for Master Hua, alas...... Our filial piety......

Don't ask him why he didn't go by himself, it's not that he can't, but he doesn't dare...... The last time he was blocked by a group of old men and smashed the door, Xiao Han's ladders were all set up, ready to slip away at any time, fortunately he was persuaded to go by Wuhou who rushed to hear the news from behind, otherwise, look at the knives and axes held by these old men, this Nima is an undying rhythm!

"Who told you to do experiments without locking the door!" Xiao Han copied the vegetable shovel and hated to knock on the edge of the basin and thought!

I get angry when I think of those crazy old men, do you say it's up to me? They also listed me as the least persona non grata, and I was strictly forbidden to step in! Just when I like to go to your pigs' nest so much?

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, just like my kindness was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, I happened to see the green beans fried in the pot, my eyes rolled, and I suddenly had an idea, laughed evilly, and ordered the soldiers standing stupidly next to me to take an aluminum basin, a few big shovels went down, the aluminum basin was full, and called Xiaodong to take it away!

Imagining a group of old men trembling around the green beans and clamping them up with chopsticks, or clamping two and dropping one, Xiao Han finally felt much better, and hummed the little songs.

"We, the people, I'm so happy today~"

In the evening, Xiaodong and the stunned man who helped carry the lunch box came back, and the two big food boxes they were carrying were empty, and the plate was clean, the same as the dog licking! Xiao Han held a celadon plate and pondered for a long time, but he didn't remember what it was contained......

"Xiaodong, those old men are so edible?"

"Ang, Brother Xiao, you don't know, one by one is like a starving ghost reincarnated! If I hadn't stopped me, I could have started a fight! The stunned man hurriedly replied, even he was a little scared of the combat power that the group of old men had just now burst out after tasting the food......

"Huh, such a big scene? What about green beans? Xiao Han saw that what he said was exaggerated, and hurriedly asked.

This pot of green beans is made exclusively by him, fried crispy and burnt, and you can smell the fragrance from afar, just beans, it is normal to slip a little, especially Xiao Han is afraid that the beans are not mellow enough, so he specially added a little oil......

"It's all eaten, isn't this pot here!" Xiao Dong obviously didn't understand what Xiao Han meant, so he was still churning in the big food box, turning out the aluminum basin from the bottom and shaking it in front of Xiao Han.

"Stupid, I mean they have a bunch of old men holding chopsticks and beans, isn't it fun?!"

Xiao Han was defeated by Xiaodong's innocence, for this kind of person, you can't beat around the bush, it's right to go straight!

"People don't use chopsticks?" Xiao Dong scratched his head and looked at Xiao Han a little strangely, "When I was leaving, I took some spoons from the kitchen by the way, and they all ate with that?!" ”

After speaking, the stunned man on the side also took out the spoon to Xiao Han in a general manner, these old men wanted to embezzle their spoons after eating, and the angry stunned people dragged the spoons back from the old man's hands one by one!

"Two idiots, I'm going to be by you two!!"

When Xiao Han heard this, he rolled his eyes and slapped his head, feeling that he was almost angry with Xiao Dong, how long is this head, how can his elbows turn outward? !

"Roar Roar Roar ........."

Later, Zhang Qiang, who also came back with him, was already out of breath with laughter, and calculated a lot, but he didn't expect to lose in the end to Xiaodong and Stunned!

Life in the Tang Dynasty was simple and happy, especially now is a rare time not to fight, Xiao Han, who has nothing to do all day long, finally found out that there is a good place next door to Mingyuexuan, the bathhouse!

"You are a rouge gouache seller, can you die with a vulgar name? Look at other people's bathhouses, the name is directly from the water clear hall, how rough and direct! I just don't know if the water is clear or mixed......"

Standing at the door of the bathhouse, Xiao Han's eyes involuntarily glanced at Mingyue Xuan next to him, and the more he looked, the more he became angry, didn't he suddenly remember that he was a little curious this afternoon, and wanted to go in and have a look, as for taking a feather duster to go out?

muttered a few words, but no one agreed, so it was boring, and turned his head to stare at Xiaodong: "You're right, Xiaodong?" ”

Xiao Dong's face turned a little pale on the side, and when he saw Xiao Han looking at him, he quickly nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, Master Hou, why don't we go back and bring all the people and demolish his dilapidated building?" ”

"Demolishing the building?" Xiao Han was a little stunned, then took a big breath and scolded Xiaodong: "Are you a pig brain!" Do you want Quan Chang'an to know that your Hou Ye is a hooligan? ”

"Yes, yes, Hou Ye is right, we don't have the same knowledge as them! Look at his boss lady, sooner or later she will close the door!

Xiaodong didn't have a temper at all when he was scolded, and he still had palpitations when he recalled the proprietress who weighed three hundred pounds, but Hou Ye didn't just blame others for it, and he couldn't just blame others, whoever made Xiao Han look at someone's belly pocket, it would be good to just shout and not do anything......

"Hmph, when Lao Tzu has time to make a few modern corsets, when the time comes, he will open a store, and it will be opened opposite your house, and he will kill you!"

A master and a servant cursed fiercely for getting up early and closing the door, and then walked into this ancient version of the bathing center one after another......

took off his coat and wore novel boxer briefs with Xiaodong, Xiao Han walked into the bathhouse of Datang like this, without fear of going to the wrong door, there is no high-end product such as a women's bathroom.

In the mist, people who meet frankly and honestly know each other, and those who don't know each other can talk together, Zhang's family, Li Jia's short has been like this for thousands of years, looking at a room of naked people, Xiao Han returned to a thousand years later......

The bathhouse is not big, the two of them quickly turned around, looking for a clean place, Xiao Han lay comfortably on the wooden floor, enjoying Xiaodong's hard back rubbing service, Xiao Han almost came out comfortably, the evil old society, come and destroy me.........

Next to Xiao Han, a rather obscene-looking man glanced at Xiao Han unexpectedly, as if he had seen this person before, but Xiao Han and Xiaodong both belong to the kind of people who look mediocre, and there is nothing surprising about it, besides, in this kind of place, it is not rare for high-ranking officials and dignitaries to come, so he continued to lower his voice and said to the person opposite: "Hey, Lao Wang, have you heard that King Qin has a god under him?" ”

The fat man who was called Lao Wang was sitting on a small wooden stool laboriously reaching out to wipe his back, helpless with a wide body and short hands, he couldn't stretch it out, tried several times without success, and suddenly heard the lewd man ask him about things, so he simply gave up, shook his head and said: "Hey, what do I think, it's still mysterious, who doesn't know!" My brother's cousin's nephew's friend was on an errand under King Qin! ”

"Oh? Is there such a relationship? Then tell me in detail, I met a soldier today, and I was in a hurry to leave in the middle of the conversation, so that I didn't have the heart to do business in the afternoon! When the lewd man heard this, he was immediately happy, and hurriedly complimented him a few words, begging the fat man to reveal a little more news.

"Humph!" The person known as Lao Wang seemed to enjoy the pleasure of confiding the news, and seeing that there was a circle of good people around him, he couldn't help but be a little arrogant, and when he saw Xiao Dong rubbing Xiao Han's back next to him, he stopped his hand, and pointed at Xiao Dong directly: "Man, come and rub your back, and today I will talk to you well!" ”

"Master? Back rubbing? Xiao Dong, who was tilting his head to look at the excitement, was stunned at the time, and when he reacted, the fat man was already urging for the second time.

"Talk about you! Are you deaf? ”

Xiaodong was sure that the fat pig was indeed instructing him, so he immediately became angry and raised his right hand high: "I'll go ......"

If you want to say don't look at Xiaodong's usual weak appearance, but in fact, his temper is very short-tempered, except for following Xiao Han, the eldest brother, he basically doesn't talk much to outsiders, and he belongs to the kind of person who I don't look for trouble, and you don't look for my business.

But now that something strange has happened, this dead fat man actually regarded him as a subordinate, and let himself rub his back, which is too much! Xiaodong really wanted to grab this fat man's hair, and asked if he was impatient?! Didn't say it, a slap, ten percent of the force, today I have to let this fat man become a pig's head!

And although this Xiaodong usually doesn't look inconspicuous, but he hasn't been mixed up in the barracks for a day or two, in terms of strength, there is definitely a handful, once he launches a rush, it is estimated that he may not have his explosive power!