Chapter 261: Stealing Half a Day's Leisure
"Hey, why are you still stunned? Let's go! Wait to be seen! ”
"Oh... You run slower, wait for me! ”
Doing bad things is exciting! Especially with good brothers! The freshness and excitement made Li Shimin extremely intoxicated, and today can be regarded as making up for him to make up for the lost juvenile moments.
Xiao Han, who had successfully led a good young man, trotted along the wasteland to the fortress by the river.
No need to shout! Li Shimin saw that the people inside had already opened the door for them, and the two people who greeted them didn't wait for Xiao Han's instructions, so they took the rabbit and prepared to peel the skin and take the meat.
Two people, one rabbit is obviously not enough to eat, while those two people are busy, Xiao Han's eyes rolled, and he led Li Shimin down the riverside.
The current river has long been covered with thick ice, and it is not the time for the two of them to fall into it! However, for the sake of safety, Xiao Han still laboriously moved a large stone and threw it on the ice.
Yes, the big rock smashed on the ice, only a handful of ice flowers were smashed, and then it slid out in a whirl!
"Six sons! Get me a skewer! After testing the firmness of the ice surface, Xiao Han yelled happily towards the river, and then staggered onto the ice.
"What are you going to do?" Li Shimin didn't know what he was going to do, and stood on the riverside and looked at the clumsy Xiao Han with some worry.
Xiao Han struggled to balance his body on the ice, and waved his free hand twice in the air: "You'll know in a while!" ”
The soles of the fawn leather boots were a little slippery, and they couldn't stand on the ice steadily, and Xiao Han tried several times before he got used to it.
After sliding awkwardly on the ice twice, seeing that Li Shimin was still looking at the river, Xiao Han turned around and waved at him: "Hey, come down!" ”
Li Shimin watched Xiao Han play interestingly on the side, and his heart was already itching, and when he saw Xiao Han greeting him, he didn't stand up, so he went on the ice carefully.
Maybe it's because of his martial arts practice, his sense of balance is much stronger than Xiao Han! The first time he skated, he skated even better than Xiao Han, who had skated on roller skating! When Xiao Han was still learning to walk as a duck, everyone could slide so far!
On a winter afternoon, a prince of the Tang Dynasty, a marquis! In this turbulent moment, hiding here and skating without heart and lungs, if you say it, it is estimated that it can shock the jaws of a group of people!
Just when the two of them were having fun, on the riverbank, the man with an iron drill more than four feet long also hurriedly ran down!
Because he was in a hurry to deliver something to Hou Ye, he patronized and ran, but he didn't think about it, because he ran too fast, one foot was still standing on the hard mud by the river, and the other foot slid out on the ice!
"Sting...... Whew......"
Xiao Han and Li Shimin only heard a sound like a cloth tearing, and hurriedly turned their heads, and saw Liuzi lying on the ice, his eyes suddenly protruding, and his mouth open! But weirdly there weren't many voices coming!
"Uh, it must hurt!"
Seeing this, Xiao Han and Li Shimin both involuntarily clamped their legs! I don't know, Liuzi, will he become a little Liuzi in the future?
"Six sons? Six sons! What do you think? Does it matter? ”
“…… It's okay......" Liuzi covered his crotch, knelt on the ice, gritted his teeth and spit out two words.
"Do you need me to help you up?"
"No, Master Hou, you're busy with yours, I don't care, just rest for a while!" Liuzi almost cried, but it hurt there! How is it possible to say it? Only hard support! At the same time, I hope that Hou Ye will leave quickly, and don't always look at himself with such strange eyes......
"Okay, you rest first."
Xiao Han was obviously about to suffocate his internal injuries, and he had to look ignorant, which was really difficult for him......
After taking the iron skewers thrown by Liuzi on the ice, Xiao Han dragged Li Shimin to the middle of the river and laboriously dug holes in the ice!
The ice surface is really strong, and the two of them wasted a lot of energy, and they were sweating all over their heads, and then they finally pierced the thick ice!
As soon as the ice opened, the river immediately rushed up because of the air pressure! However, Xiao Han didn't do this once or twice, he had already taken precautions, prepared a few stones in advance, and stepped on them when he started to bubble water.
On the other hand, Li Shimin had no such experience, and the soles of his shoes were almost soaked in water, so he understood the role of those stones, so he jumped up in a hurry, and was about to ask Xiao Han what he was doing, but he saw a big fish head poking out of the hole he had just dug, and his mouth was closed one by one, as if he was panting!
"Xiao Han, there are fish!"
The little plum monster screamed, and before he could bend down to fish, he saw Xiao Han quickly grabbing the mouth and gills of the fish, and lifted it vigorously!
A big carp weighing four or five pounds was dragged up, fell on the ice with a "bang", jumped a few times, and soon stopped moving!
As the pride of the sky, poor little Li Zi has never had the experience of catching fish and shrimp, and when he saw that the fish would send it to the door by himself, he couldn't close his mouth in surprise, and looked at the ice hole blankly, but found that another fish came out!
Xiao Han, who successfully caught a big fish, was red with excitement at this time, I don't know if it was inherited from the ancestors, Chinese always love food that doesn't require money!
Braving the severe cold, he caught three or four big fish in a row, until he saw that there were only some small fish heads left in the ice hole, Xiao Han stopped, happily holding one in one hand, and climbed to the shore!
"This is the biggest braised one, this one is roasted! The rest will be rewarded to the sixth son, and he will make up for it......" Xiao Hanmei chattered while crawling.
Li Shimin was also carrying two fish, but the excitement on his face slowly receded, and he said to Xiao Han in front of him worriedly: "However, this is a carp!" ”
"It's a carp, huh? What's wrong? Xiao Han struggled to climb onto the riverbank and asked puzzled.
"Why do we have a rule in Datang that you are not allowed to eat carp......"
"What? Who sets the bullshit rules? ”
"Well, my dad ......"
"Ahem......"
Xiao Han almost choked to death in one breath, coughing several times in a row, and then asked with a red face: "Why did your father set such a rule?" ”
Li Shimin also seemed a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Our family is surnamed Li, Carp, Tong Li." ”
Xiao Han's brows were about to twist into a knot, no wonder there had never been a carp seller in the market, it turned out that the root was here!
"I'll go! There is also this saying, if the surname Fan is to do the world, won't they all have to starve to death? ”
"......" Li Shimin was speechless.
Xiao Han continued: "So, this is all nonsense, I don't let you eat, I haven't seen anyone eat less, and the government can't go door-to-door to check what people are eating, right?" ”
That's right, Li Shimin was originally skeptical about eating carp to reduce national life, if that's the case! It is estimated that Yang Guang was not robbed of the country because of perverse behavior, but because they ate too many sheep......
The things of this world, if you think about it, that's it!
So when Xiao Han began to brag about how delicious the carp he made was, Xiao Lizi had forgotten all about this funny rule.
By the time the two of them returned to the fort, the rabbits inside were already roasted on the fire!
This "stolen" rabbit is very fat! The oil dripping down on the charcoal fire is dripping, and the red charcoal swells out small sparks from time to time, which is very beautiful!
Wash the fish you just caught, skewer it and grill it, Xiao Han has always been good at frying. But only for roasting, I always can't handle the heat well!
But it doesn't matter, baking things is a necessary skill for people who march and fight, whether it is Lao Song or Xiao Li Zi in the house, they are all masters of this way!