Chapter 558 is smart and stupid, stupid and smart
Li Chengqian waved his hand weakly, and Su Gan Chengji walked away with his head......
At this time, the eldest grandson Wuji spoke: "Your Highness, why do you still have such a ...... under your hands" The eldest grandson Wuji said this several times, and he didn't know how to describe it.
Li Chengqian shook his head: "Hey! Su Gan Chengji was also the first to follow the lonely busy, and he didn't find out that he was so reckless before! ”
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After going out, Su Gan Chengji walked towards the Hundred Beasts Garden with his head......
When I walked to the Hundred Beasts Garden and the guard at the door, I said hello, "Whoosh!" "I threw the human head into the tiger cage and scared the lazy tiger~ What the hell!
At this time, the tiger feeder asked, "What did you just throw in?" ”
Su Gan Chengji: "Oh, Li Wanguan's head was cut off by someone, and His Royal Highness said let me deal with it!" ”
Tiger ~ Lao Tzu has meat to eat, and fools eat this thing! It's okay to play with the ball.
Now everyone thinks that feeding Li Wanguan's head to the tiger is the idea of His Royal Highness the Prince, which can scare everyone a lot~ Why is this Tang prince so cruel! Even the human head has to be fed to the tiger! Can't be provoked, can't be provoked!
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To say that this person is unlucky to drink cold water and stuff his teeth, Li Wanguan's head was thrown in, and the tiger was fed thinking that he would take it out and bury it after a while, in case he frightened the nobles in the palace, it would be a bad thing!
What are you afraid of, today Concubine Yin took Li Shu, the future Princess Gaoyang, to play in this Hundred Beasts Garden, and just saw the tiger holding a person's head with his paws, pushing around!
Frightened, Concubine Yin screamed, almost fainted, Li Shu even cried wow, after a period of chaos, she found the imperial doctor and prescribed a pair of calming medicines, which finally eased a lot!
Li Shu had always been carried by Empress Changsun, but during this time, Empress Changsun was inconvenient, and she was pregnant, so she was temporarily taken by the concubine who volunteered for a while!
It turned out that it had only been a day, and it had become like this, one was frightened, and the other was crying!
When Empress Changsun heard this, she was furious, and called Li Chengqian to the Lizheng Hall for a good time, and finally knelt for an hour......
Li Chengqian's face is clouded, what is the situation? The last time I inquired, I found out that it was the pot of Sugan Chengji! Li Chengqian is so angry!
After returning to the East Palace, this anger came to his mind: "Zhang Sizheng! Zhang Sizheng! Bring that foolish thing to Lonely! ”
"No!"
Li Chengqian was angry in the room, and the drunken Chengji was brought up!
"Bring cold water and let him sober up!"
Zhang Sizheng scooped a scoop of cold water from the large vat used for sprinkling and sweeping next to him......
"Is it raining?" Su Gan Chengji shook his head.
Li Chengqian sat on the chair angrily: "Su Gan Chengji, you are a fool who has more than enough success and more than failure, where did you throw Li Wanguan's head?" Do you know that today's lonely sister went to the Hundred Beasts Garden to play, and she is still crying when she sees the thing you threw away!
Okay, you are a good successor, what are you doing with the places where the nobles play? Where to throw the pickles? If you scare the queen mother, how many heads do you have enough to cut off?
Zhang Sizheng dragged him out of the lonely and twenty canes to set an example, if he committed it again, he would be expelled from the palace! In addition, transfer him to the imperial dining room to chop wood, don't dangle it in front of the lonely eyes, look upset! ”
"No!" Zhang Sizheng responded and dragged Su Gan Chengji out......
Su Gan Chengji hasn't sobered up yet. The conviction is already done here.
Su Gan Chengji ~ Who am I? Where am I? What just happened?
"Bang! Boom! Boom! ……”
Su Gan Chengji is still confused, this side has already been executed!
"Oops! His Royal Highness the Prince, oops! What's wrong with the foundation? What's wrong with the foundation? He shouted as he tried to break free.
The executioner next to him glanced at each other and pressed down fiercely: What about playing! If we can get you to break free, are we going to be ashamed?
Li Cheng angrily threw out a wind-driven bottle on the table: "Get out!" You're right! Lonely's fault! ”
Gang Chengji was dragged out, Li Chengqian was still out of breath, Zhang Sizheng poured a cup of tea for Li Chengqian: "Your Highness, don't be angry with our group of martial artists, I'll go see Gang Chengji when I go back later." ”
"Hey! When Lone saw his bravery, why didn't he see his recklessness? Ay! Worse than useless! ”
Li Chengqian took a sip of the teacup, forget it! Never mind! Let him hone his temperament in the imperial dining room, and bring him with him after a while, hey! ……
That's not what Su Gan Chengji thinks! In the evening, Zhang Sizheng took a pot of wine to find Su Gan Chengji, and he even saw the face of Su Gan Chengji!
Su Gan Chengji said angrily: "I gave His Royal Highness the Crown Prince birth and death, but I didn't expect His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to beat me for trivial matters!" Zhang Sizheng is a villain! Proud and rampant, he dared to come to me to show off, hum......"
If you don't say it, this person's eyes are crooked, everything he sees is crooked, and his three views are not correct!
If you want to say that Li Chengqian carried this matter for him, it would not be unusual for him to lose his head directly!
And the chaos caused by Su Gan Chengji is more than that! This chaos far exceeded the expectations of Li Chengqian and everyone, and under the impetus of the black hands in the shadows, a huge storm was brewing......
This storm swept almost the whole of Chang'an, and almost everyone was entangled in it......
And as the two brothers Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang at the beginning, they actually escaped the disaster that swept Chang'an because they were afraid for a while!
I have to say~ This shit luck is also a kind of ability! The brothers are simply representatives of shit luck.
This is not ~ these two fools are drinking under the service of the cell boss!
To say that Wu Yuanqing has been to the Western Regions for a long time, knowing that he will have a good life under the care of the cell boss recently, he raised his hand and greeted: "Come, come, come, sit down and drink some together, my brothers and sisters have to ask you to take care of them recently." If you don't sit down, we won't be able to eat!" ”
To say that Wu Yuanshuang's respect for Wu Yuanqing is limited to when he makes an idea and when he asks him to pay for it, and as long as it is not related to Wu Yuanshuang's vital interests, Wu Yuanshuang rarely refutes Wu Yuanqing.
And Wu Yuanshuang knew that his head was not as good as Wu Yuanqing, so he rarely interjected when Wu Yuanqing gave things out or greeted him with a smile. Because Wu Yuanqing, as an iron rooster, when he makes these two actions, it is when he wants to trick people.
The cell boss smiled and rubbed his hands: "You eat, you eat, don't worry about me, if you want to say that my life can be better, it is thanks to Chang'an Hou."
I can't go to Chang'anhou, I'm afraid that my identity will provoke the bad luck of Cheng Fu, and I'm here, the two little grandfathers also know ~ who is a good person here~
Phew! The subordinate can't speak, don't take it to heart! I didn't say you both! ”
Wu Yuanqing: ......
You might as well not explain!
Wu Yuanqing waved his hand: "Go to your heart, forget it!" If you say the wrong thing, you will be punished with a bowl of wine, you should drink it, right? ”
"Yes! Should! The cell boss took a bowl of wine and drank it.
"Eat the vegetables, eat the vegetables, press the wine." Wu Yuanqing handed over a pair of chopsticks, the cell head nodded and took the chopsticks, and took a pair of chopsticks of pig's head meat......
To say that this Wu Yuanqing is not good, but there are some merits, if he wants anyone to serve at the wine table, he can always find a lot of reasons.
And this wine table is undoubtedly the best place for communication, and under Wu Yuanqing's special friendship, he has become familiar with a lot of people after coming and going.
Wu Yuanqing sandwiched a piece of pig's head meat, dipped it in garlic and soy sauce and ate it: "Heh, I didn't expect that this pork meat is so delicious, a mouthful full of oil, delicious, delicious!" ”
(Note: Soy sauce first appeared in the Han Dynasty, so there was soy sauce in the Tang Dynasty)
The cell boss smiled and said: "That's, that's, I also entrusted Hou Ye Cheng's blessing, that time, just that time, when Hou Ye and the two of them were in a lawsuit, didn't Hou Ye also invite himself to prison?" ”
Wu Yuanqing: ......
Do you know how to chat? You're going to die like that, you know?
"That's the time when the two little grandfathers came on the door panel!" The cell boss seemed to be afraid that these two people would not know, so he specially mentioned it!
Wu Yuanqing: ......
Did you have such a chat? If it weren't for the sake of begging you in the past two days, Lao Tzu would have whipped you with the soles of his shoes!
Wu Yuanqing waved his hand weakly: "Say, say, say, go on!" ”
This cell boss may have drunk a little wine, and said in a chattering voice: "If you want me to say, this Chang'an Hou is a good person, don't say anything else, which of these ten miles and eight villages don't think Chang'an Hou is good?"
There are also those who run the boat, I heard that Jiangnan Dongdao used to have only one pair of pants for the family, but now they all eat meat......"
Brother dei! You're off track!
Wu Yuanqing was weak for a while: "Don't talk about Chang'anhou, let's talk about you!" ”
"Oh! Right! ……”
There was a long silence, and the cell head took a few deep breaths with a wine glass and wanted to say, but he didn't say anything, and finally raised his head to look at Wu Yuanqing: "Don't say that Chang'anhou can't say it, the matter was caused by a lawsuit between Chang'anhou and the two little grandfathers!" ”
Wu Yuanqing covered his head: What a crime! Without.........
"Say it, say it!"
The cell head raised his glass: "Where did you just go?" ”
Wu Yuanqing......
Wu Yuanshuang said: "Speaking of a lawsuit with the two of us!" ”
"Oh! Yes, yes, Chang'an Hou invited himself to prison, and then he was bitten by mosquitoes and couldn't sleep, so he invented mosquito coils, but Chang'an Hou couldn't look down on this small business, so he rewarded me.
I made a fortune selling mosquito coils, I wanted to thank Master Cheng for coming, but I never had the opportunity, it happened that the two little grandfathers came, of course I have to entertain me here, don't look at me now I drink wine and eat meat, I used to have to calculate the thinness of the meal.
If you want me to say, the two little grandfathers and Chang'anhou are also relatives no matter what they say, you see~ Chang'anhou's inconspicuous business can make me eat meat at once.
Everyone has said ~ Chang'an Hou is the living god of wealth, anyone can casually let Chang'an Hou point out, and they can earn a huge family business, no matter how you are also relatives, break the bones and connect the tendons, can the Hou Ye ignore you?
I Aya said~ This person can't be idle, and being idle is either causing trouble or making trouble! Two little grandfathers, do you say this is the reason? ……”