Chapter 721: How to Eat Fishing Nets
In the face of this enthusiastic fat county magistrate, Xiao Han, who is now a general, naturally took out a proud appearance and laughed:
"It's nature! We are all first-class good men in the army, where do you go not to beat other people's fart? ”
"Hahahaha... That's that! Xiao Hou, please go this way, there is the best restaurant in the city in front! Knowing that Xiao Hou was coming, Xia Guan had already instructed the cook to cook the dishes! ”
The chubby county magistrate bowed slightly, trying to cater to Xiao Han.
He doesn't expect Xiao Han to be able to lift himself, as long as he doesn't make a mistake, he can make a familiar face, and he will make a lot of money!
However, when it came to the restaurant, the fat county magistrate suddenly noticed that Xiao Han's expression had changed! However, after years of ups and downs in the sea, he couldn't help but ask more.
Xiao Han was sure that the fat man saw the expression he had deliberately made, but he didn't see him ask a question after waiting for a long time! There was no way, he had to sigh deliberately, and said with a worried look: "Hey, restaurant, I won't go this time!" ”
"Oh no, it seems to have fallen into a pit!"
When the fat man saw Xiao Han posing like this, how could he not know that it was going to be bad? But the words have been said so clearly, even if he is ten thousand unwilling, now he can only open his mouth and ask along with Xiao Han's words: "What?" Looking at the worried appearance of Hou Ye, is it that the lower officials are not doing satisfactorily? ”
Xiao Han finally waited for the fat man to ask, and he was happy in his heart, but he still maintained a sad look on his face.
He waved his hand and said, "Hey, it's none of your business!" It's just that on this march, the food belt is not sufficient! When I heard the restaurant, I couldn't help but think of my brother's belly, hey......"
"This ......"
When the fat man saw Xiao Han's sighing appearance, he couldn't help but feel nervous in his heart.
As the commander of Weinan County, he has no obligation to supply the army with food and grass!
But now looking at Xiao Han's appearance, he almost reached out to ask for it directly! If you don't give this at all, won't the small shoes be properly put on in the future?
"Princes, dukes, and princes? That's it! This time, I will invest in advance! ”
Thinking about Xiao Han's characters in the army this time, the fat man thought about it again and again, and finally made up his mind, gritted his teeth, and said:
"Master Hou! The army marches out to fight for the country! It stands to reason that we should all do our part! However, now is the time when the green and yellow are not harvested, and I dare not touch the grain in the granary! If not, I'll contact the wealthy families in the city now to see if I can raise some food to reward the soldiers' hard work. ”
"Looking for a rich man to raise food? How much can be raised? ”
Xiao Han didn't expect this fat man to be so resolute that he would go to raise food! Just looking at the dilapidated appearance of this Weinan county, he has little hope for the fact of raising grain.
"Forget it! The army's daily ration is more than 10,000 catties, and it is estimated that the food raised in your county town is not even enough for porridge! ”
After calculating in his heart for a long time, Xiao Han finally spoke! And the content of these words also made the fat man's nervous mood relaxed, and he hurriedly said: "Master Hou! This is not appropriate, no matter how much or less the food is, it is the heart of our Weinan County people! Please don't excuse yourself! ”
"This ......"
Xiao Han hesitated, and said that the butt decides the head! If this was something given to him by the fat man, Xiao Han might disdain it! But now that he has given it to the army, Xiao Han, as a logistics officer, naturally has to think about it from the position of the army.
"That's fine! But that's what our army owes you! When we return victorious, we will return the spoils to you! ”
"Master Hou is polite, what is not returned, this is a little bit of the heart of the people in our county!"
Seeing that Xiao Han affirmed his method, Huang Fatzi also breathed a sigh of relief?
He was afraid that Xiao Han's appetite was too big just now, so his county order would probably be finished today.
The fat man was also a resolute man, and since he had made a decision, he immediately began to order his men to go to the city to collect food.
Seeing this, Xiao Han's eyes rolled and he followed: "Huang Xianzun, dare to ask, is there anyone in this city who makes a living from fishing?" ”
The fat man who was explaining to his subordinates was stunned when he heard this, and turned his head to look at Xiao Han in confusion and said, "This is naturally there, I don't know why Xiao Hou asked?" ”
Xiao Han said with a smile: "Oh, I'm not afraid of your jokes!" The lack of food for the army is already a certainty, and from here, we will all go down the Wei River! The fish in this river are also put away, if you catch them and make a soup for the soldiers to drink, it is also a good food, isn't it? ”
When the fat man heard this, he immediately stood in awe: "Master Hou is righteous!" You are dedicated to the military and the people, and you are really a model for my generation! Datang can have such a people who love the people like children, God is lucky......"
The fat county commander slapped his ass wildly in front of a group of people, and Xiao Han's goosebumps were about to fall to the ground, so he had to quickly wave his hand to stop it: "Okay, okay, don't pat yourself!" Look at you, I'm not going to enlist your fishermen into the army, get me some fishing nets, and we'll do the rest ourselves!" ”
"Hou Ye is wise !!"
Hearing this, the fat man who had a dry mouth from what he had just said finally completely relieved his heart, and he became a little grateful to Xiao Han for the embankment from the beginning.
Some grain is nothing, some fishing nets are nothing! But if you don't bring disaster to your own people, it is enough to make the fat man grateful to Dade, in the final analysis, the fat man is also a good official!
When Xiao Han led several carts out of the city gate with a swagger, the sun was still shining brightly in the sky.
Xiao Han raised his head and took a look at the sun with his hand, making sure that the speed of today's rush was really fast!
"Wow, Master Hou! Are you here to do this? ”
Seeing Xiao Han coming out of the city gate, he was naturally stunned first! It's just that when he saw several cartloads of grain, vegetables, and dried meat following behind Xiao Han, his eyes immediately straightened!
Xiao Han, who had done everything, was in a very good mood, but after hearing the stunned words, he immediately pulled down his face! Kicked it hard: "Get out!" This is a willing gift, can it be called blackmail? ”
The stunned man is too familiar with Xiao Han's movements! The moment he raised his foot, the person had already run to the back of several big cars! When he stretched out his head to look at the cars, his smiling expression immediately froze.
"Master Hou, why are you getting so many fishing nets?" The stunned man looked up and asked strangely.
"Oh, those fishing nets? It's used to cook and eat! Xiao Han rolled his eyes and replied angrily.
"Boiled fishing nets to eat? How to eat that? Can I eat it? Hearing Xiao Han's words, circles began to appear in the stunned eyes!
Boiled fishing nets to eat? How to eat this? Is it delicious? Haven't heard of it?
Looking at the stunned and stupid appearance, Xiao Han was completely speechless, and in the end, Xiao Dong couldn't hold back, and slammed a chestnut on his head in the past: "You are stupid, fishing nets are naturally used to catch fish!" This retarded question is also asked at the outlet? ”