Chapter 1340: This Once
As night falls, the crescent moon hangs in the treetops, and an intoxicating night is slowly spreading. Three figures appeared in the night, staggering towards the independent hall assigned by Zhu Ping'an, the night wind blew, and the smell of wine was permeated.
"Come on, people, your lord is drunk. Little Brother Zhu, wake up, you've arrived home......"
Chu Xiong and Zhuo Yan carried the drunken Zhu Ping'an into the courtyard, and gently patted Zhu Ping'an's cheek while shouting.
Zhu Ping'an tried to open his eyes drunkenly, then closed his eyelids again, and snoring sounded from his mouth.
"Uncle, Uncle......."
The little girl with the bun heard that Zhu Ping'an was drunk, so she trotted all the way from the house in a hurry.
"The amount of alcohol is not high, I don't usually drink it, what can I do today......
The demon girl Ruonan also came out closely, whispering to her belly, but her face was also worried.
"Ahem, we didn't know that Little Brother Zhu drank so shallowly, and he got drunk after a few glasses of rice wine, blame us, blame us ......"
Seeing the worried appearance of the paintings, and listening to the belly slander of the demon girl Ruonan, Chu Xiong said embarrassedly.
Hua'er was worried about Zhu Ping'an, her heart was all on Zhu Ping'an, and she didn't have the heart to pay attention to Chu Xiong at all, as for the demon girl Ruonan, she was used to disgusting these officials, and she didn't even look at Chu Xiong and them.
The reception banquet drank the guest of honor, which was indeed a little unpresentable, Chu Xiong and the others were a little embarrassed for a while, "Ahem, you two weak women, I'm afraid you can't stand Zihou, let's help you help Zihou to the house." ”
Hua'er Li shook his head, Uncle is drunk, how can I let you enter the house.
"Don't work hard, draw a little help." The demon girl Ruonan said coldly, and then wrapped Zhu Ping'an's arm around her neck with one hand, and with a little force, Zhu Ping'an was carried on her back, highlighting a relaxed and casual one.
After the demon girl Ruonan carried Zhu Ping'an on her back, with the help of the painting, the demon girl Ruonan pressed Zhu Ping'an's hands on her chest with one hand, hooked Zhu Ping'an's thighs with the other hand, and walked to the house with Zhu Ping'an on her back.
Chu Xiong's eyes couldn't help but widen, this is really unseemly, Zhu Ping'an's concubine looks like a practitioner......
"Brother Zhuo, although Little Brother Zhu is drunk, we have all set up the Slender Waist Building, and the people have also made an appointment, so we can't retreat, let's go, let's go to the Slender Waist Building, and invite Little Brother Zhu another day." After Chu Xiong watched the demon girl Ruonan and Hua'er carry Zhu Ping'an into the house, he turned his head and said to Zhuo Yan.
"Anyway, the biggest financier is you, I have no opinion." Zhuo Yan nodded, a smile on his paralyzed face.
So, the two of them went to the thin waist building.
When Chu Xiong and Zhuo Yan went to the thin waist building, Zhu Ping'an was carried by the demon girl Ruonan and had already entered the house.
"Slow down, don't shake up your uncle'......"
"Beware of the threshold ......"
"Be careful of the door frame and don't touch my uncle's head......"
The small mouth painted along the way has not stopped, and from time to time it is reminded to be careful, light, and slow as a man......
It was quite normal for the demon girl Ruonan to carry Zhu Ping'an on her back at first, but after a few steps into the house, the face of the demon girl Ruonan changed, a little red, and then from red to black, as if she was tired......
After walking to the bedroom, when the painting was still reminding the demon girl Ruonan to lighten it, the demon girl Ruonan directly threw Zhu Ping'an on the bed at once, and in the painting's stunned gaze, the demon girl Ruonan said coldly to Zhu Ping'an on the bed with a black face, "Get up, don't pretend, I know you're not drunk!" ”
"What are you doing!" Hua'er saw the demon girl Ruonan rudely throw Zhu Ping'an on the bed, and immediately got angry.
When I heard the demon girl Ruonan say to Zhu Ping'an Don't pretend, Hua'er's little face was stunned for a moment, and then she became even more angry, "Huh? If you talk nonsense, my uncle is drunk like this......"
"When I carried him, he moved!"
The demon girl Ruonan glanced at Zhu Ping'an on the bed with a dark face, turned her head and said to the painting.
"Where's the move?! How I didn't see it. My uncle is drunk like this, how can he move. Don't make excuses for yourself anymore, usually your uncle treats you well, how can you take revenge! ”
The painting puffed out his cheeks and said angrily.
"Where he moves, you can't see it!" The demon girl Ruonan stared at Zhu Ping'an on the bed again, and said through gritted teeth, her words were full of gunpowder.
"What do you mean that my uncle can't see where he moves?! Where did it move?! The little girl asked angrily.
"Anyway, he moved!" The demon girl Ruonan gritted her teeth and said.
Hua'er wanted to say something more, but saw that the demon girl Ruonan suddenly took out the fish dagger, gritted her teeth and walked towards Zhu Ping'an, "Zhu Ping'an!" I know you're not drunk, get up, don't pretend, or I'll let you sleep for the rest of your life! ”
"What are you going to do?!" The painting stretched out her hands and stopped in front of the bed, like a little hen guarding her cubs.
"I'll count to three, 1, 2 ......" The demon girl Ruonan looked past the painting and looked at Zhu Ping'an on the bed.
When the demon girl Ruonan's mouth opened and the word 3 was about to blurt out, Zhu Ping'an on the bed coughed and opened his eyes, "Ahem, you don't have to worry, I'm not drunk, I'm pretending." ”
"Uncle, you're really not drunk." When the painting heard this, he turned around in surprise.
"Who's worried about you?! You're still worried about yourself! The demon girl Ruonan looked at Zhu Ping'an with an unkind face, and the dagger swirled at her fingertips.
"Uncle, why are you pretending to be drunk?" The painting asked, puzzled.
"Oh, pretending to be drunk is convenient for some people to do bad things, and you can also put the blame on 'wine' afterwards." The demon girl Ruonan looked at Zhu Ping'an coldly, and sneered indignantly, the fish dagger on the tip of her finger flew faster, and it seemed that it would fly out at any time, and it would poke at someone's heart at once.
"What did my uncle do badly? My uncle has been pretending to be asleep. Hua'er said with a puzzled expression.
"I pretended to be drunk because Chuxiong and they wanted to pick me up again in the thin waist building, I didn't want to go, and it was hard to refuse, so I had to pretend to be drunk." Zhu Ping'an explained.
"Slim waist building? It's not a good place to listen to! "The demon girl is like a man, sarcastic.
"yes, that's why I'm pretending to be drunk." Zhu Ping'an nodded.
"You can't go to that kind of unclean place, if my uncle needs it, I'll ...... I can ......."
The painting's little face was flushed, her little hands were tugging at the corners of her clothes, and her head was about to be buried in her neckline.
"Don't digress! What about Fang Cai's affairs?! The demon girl Ruonan looked at Zhu Ping'an with an unkind face.
"Ahem, I'm a little thirsty, you go and pour me a bowl of water, oh, it's best to be honey water, although I'm not drunk, but I've also drunk a lot of wine, my head is a little dizzy, I heard that honey water can sober up."
Zhu Ping'an used the excuse of thirst to successfully open the painting, and then said to the demon girl Ruonan with a frank and apologetic face, "The matter of Fang Cai, it's me who is wrong." Drinking some wine and being carried by you is an instinctive reaction of the body...... I don't have any disrespectful thoughts about the girl, I can swear to God. ”
"You mean, you respect me like that?!"
The demon girl Ruonan's face was even more unkind, the dagger stopped turning, and the tip of the dagger was aimed at Zhu Ping'an's heart, eager to fly.
"Ahem, no, no, I don't mean that......" Zhu Ping'an hurriedly explained.
"Humph!"
The demon girl Ruonan saw Zhu Ping'an's embarrassment and snorted coldly.
"Stop this once, don't make an example!"
"There's another time!"
The demon girl Ruonan said coldly to Zhu Ping'an, and then with a wave of her jade hand, a white light flashed, and a brush hanging on the pen stand placed on the table in front of the window opposite was divided into two sections by a dagger......
Zhu Ping'an suddenly felt a chill......
(End of chapter)