When Hu Laosan saw it, everyone gathered around, and the one here shouted: "Three brothers, tell us about it!"

The one over there said: "Three brothers, I don't like to drink, this bowl will moisten your throat, tell us about it!"

Hu Laosan looked at the bowls of wine in front of him and was stunned for a while, he wanted to brag, what is the situation?

Seeing everyone's urging, Hu Laosan was embarrassed to say that he was bragging, so let's say it!

Fortunately, none of them were behind, and the people on the dam were all pro-soldiers and Xuanjia Army, so Hu Laosan could let go of the blow.

After repeating what he said before, this Hu Laosan drank two bowls of wine, and his state also came up, and he patted the table with a red face and a thick neck: "I saw Cheng Dudu say: If you don't agree to occupy the Dragon Palace, you will be tied up and sent to Chang'an."

The dragon king was furious, and instructed the shrimp soldiers and crabs to go to the battle, and he pressed the formation behind, only to see Cheng Dudu standing on the high platform, so that the soldiers on the embankment put up a maze array......"

"What is the Ecstasy Circle?"

"I don't know, but I guess it's similar to us going around in circles, and if you turn too much, you will naturally be confused. Don't take the stubble, listen well.

(Co-authored in Hu Laosan's heart, the ecstasy array is to turn around, what about catching quails?) )

It is said that the sergeants set up a maze array, turned around, and the shrimp soldiers and crabs of Huang were full of figures in front of them, and they were confused at that time, as if they were drunk and dizzy.

When the dragon king saw this, he couldn't do it if he didn't take action in person, so he came over with the three-strand Tuotian fork.

(The dragon king and the yaksha in this sea are working together as a thing!) )

To say that this dragon king is much stronger than the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, the ecstasy array can't fascinate the dragon king at all, and seeing this dragon king holding a steel fork is about to hurt people.

At that time, Cheng Dudu shouted: Evil animal! Hugh hurts!

And he took off his cloak from behind his back, and said, "What do you think of this?"

I saw Cheng Dudu shake off his cloak, and the red cloak flew in the wind, and the dragon king looked at it fixedly, and his soul was frightened.

You know what? Hu San sold a pass at this time.

"What's wrong? Say it, say it! It's a person who can die in a hurry! ”

Hu San took a sip of wine slowly, and when he saw everyone urging, he cleared his throat and said, "It turns out that our Cheng Dudu has long been guarding against him."

We look at the cloak as a red cloak, but it's just a treasure called a self-obscurity, which is not something ordinary people can see.

But the dragon king recognized that this red cloak was nothing else, it was the chaotic Tianya who was in the sea and tied up the third prince of the dragon king! ”

"Oh!!" The crowd exclaimed

Hu San continued, "When the Dragon King saw it, how could he dare to fight, turn around and ride the waves and leave, how could the Metropolitan Governor get used to him, and he shook his hand and threw the Chaotian Aya out.

I saw that this chaotic sky Aya grew in the wind, this dragon king ran out for a zhang, and Chaotian Aya grew five zhang, and in the blink of an eye, the dragon king of the East China Sea was tied firmly. ”

"Oh!!" As soon as everyone heard this, they let go of the Dragon King of the East China Sea.

"It turns out that our Cheng Dudu had long expected that the Dragon King would come to talk about it, but this sea swallows the land every year, which is originally the Dragon King's fault.

It's just that no one could cure him before, and the result made him take this matter for granted, but who are we Cheng Dudu? That's a thatched house~ a man with his face outward.

If this is for him to take advantage of it, then it will be planted, and he has expected this today, so he asked the current saint to go to heaven and borrow the mixed heaven Aya.

Otherwise, what do you think the princess is doing this time? It was for Cheng Dudu to send Chaotian Aya.

So this Dragon King of the East China Sea came out to throw himself into the net, but after all, this Chaotian Aya is the weapon of the Great God of the Three Altars Sea Society, although he tied up the Dragon King, Cheng Dudu made this Chaotian Aya for the first time, and he was not so skilled that he forgot to keep his head in his hand.

Although he tied up the Dragon King, he couldn't pull him up, but this was not just a weapon for Tianya, but I saw Cheng Dudu take out something from his arms again.

The dragon king was directly frightened and begged for mercy, only to see that this thing was golden and bright, and it was another weapon of the god of the Three Altars Sea Society~ Qiankun Circle!

The taste of this Qiankun circle was tried by the Dragon King of the East China Sea back then, but it still didn't hit it in a real way, and now Chaotian Aya has tied him up, if he really smashes it, he will definitely smash his brain!

The dragon king hurriedly begged for mercy, apologized and said a big basket, and finally Cheng Dudu considered that the dragon king of the four seas was raining, and if he killed one, it would inevitably be a drought in some places.

So he led him to help push the boat, protected the passing ships, and ensured that the wind and rain were smooth, and finally released him.

It's just that this chaotic heaven Aya needs to be solved by Nezha, the great god of the Three Altars Sea Society, in person, otherwise it can't be solved! So when the Dragon King of the East China Sea went back, he went back.

It was a joke at the time! Hu San's speech was vivid, and everyone listened to it with fascination.

"Why? Hurry up and eat well and go to bed! I'm going to work tomorrow! Stopped working? The steward shouted, and when everyone saw that Hu San had finished speaking, there was nothing to listen to, and they dispersed violently.

It's just that the wine bowl in front of Hu San is only his own.

Originally, Hu San thought that he would drink it slowly, but it turned out that this group of things that beat the monks after reciting the scriptures were actually brought back, and Hu San had nothing left except for the two bowls he drank at the beginning......

But the story spread and spread to many versions......

It didn't take long for this legend and two poems to be placed on Li Er's desk.

Li Er read two poems first, and after reading the first one, he shook his head: "Naughty boy graffiti!"

After reading the second song: "Okay! There is momentum! ”

Then he picked up the newspaper in front of him and looked at it, and saw that Cheng Hong had accepted Meng Duo as his personal disciple, his brows furrowed, and he secretly said in his heart: Nonsense! How can you be so sparing!

But when I thought that this edict was issued by myself, and there was only one Duoji left and right, it was a big deal to send Cheng Hong to destroy it, and at most it took a lot of effort and feet, so I didn't study it deeply.

Then he picked up the story told by Hu Laosan that Zhang Yuanli wrote down casually.

To say that this Hu Laosan's eloquence brags every day, and the exercise is really good, with the "Romance of the Gods" told by the Taoist priest for a few days and the Monkey King borrowed treasure from the East China Sea told by the monk, he stubbornly told Cheng Hong's cloak being blown away as a myth.

It's just that this group of people still likes to listen to this kind of what they don't have, after tea and dinner, they are talking about the legend of "Cheng Dudu vs. the Dragon King of the East China Sea" everywhere.

This matter started to spread from the bottom, Cheng Hong was busy digging ditches, and he was busy building dams, so he didn't care about it.

Until one day, Li Lizhen and Wu Erya looked at him: "I heard that you tied up the Dragon King of the East China Sea with Chaotian Aya on the high platform that day?"

What does the Dragon King of the East China Sea look like? How many shrimp soldier crabs will catch? Could it be that the big crab we ate that day was General Crab? ”

The two of you, you and I said one sentence at a time, and Cheng Hongleng frowned at a series of questions, what is this?

Cheng Hong rubbed his head: "Wait a while, wait a while, I'm a little confused, who are you listening to?" What is this? Not next to each other at all! ”

Wu Erya told Cheng Hong about "Cheng Dudu vs. the Dragon King of the East China Sea" that he didn't know how many times, and then looked at Cheng Hong expectantly: "Is that cloak really a mess?" What about the Qiankun Circle? ”

Cheng Hong rubbed Wu Erya and Li Lizhen's heads: "What do you think!" It's not that you don't know that my cloak was made by the spring rain.

Not to mention tying up dragons, even the eight bears in our family can be torn to pieces, and they are all just rumors. ”

"What about your two poems?"

"It's just an exaggerated description!"

"What is exaggerated, it is bragging!"

Cheng Hong......

And these things were written in detail in the newspaper and reported to Li Er, these are the things that Li Erzhong read.

After reading it, Li Er laughed: "This leather monkey is forced to make people say that they are Nezha!" Even Chaotian Aya and Qiankun Circle have come out, hahaha, I don't know if Cheng Yanjin will slap him angrily after hearing it. ”

This also catches up with Li Er's not so superstitious about dragons or something, it's just a fool's strategy, if he is really stupid, then he is called a fool.

Obviously, Li Er is not a fool, besides, the Li Tang Dynasty belongs to the soil, to say that this dragon is also a yellow dragon, the Canglong is wood, this wood is earth, not to mention tied up, it is not an exaggeration to kill it all.

This matter was extinguished in an atmosphere where anyone listened to it as a story, as for the imperial history, Cheng Hong is a chasm for this group of people to provoke you, and you can't get involved, you can't cross it.

And you can't understand anything that has anything to do with Cheng Hong.

For example, the merchant was originally a cheap business, but now who dares to underestimate the royal caravan?

You must know that the annual tax money of this caravan is more than ten years of agricultural tax. If you dare to say that the merchant is a cheap business, the household department can kill you~ Don't say anything else, if you don't let the trader, you can make up for the tax gap!

Another example is the bank, which is even more incredible, saving money actually gives you interest, the loan is interest-free at every turn, and the residual money is exchanged for whole money and bright gold every day.

It stands to reason that this kind of thing should have been yellow a long time ago, but this bank is actually opening more and more prosperous.

There is also Li Chengqian's building a house from one square to another, who believes it if you want to make money!

It's just that Li Chengqian has built one square after another, and he is not tired, according to common sense, he does not make money, but he does not look like a face.

But even if you hear the wind and play it, you have to have the wind, when did the imperial history change to Qin Tianjian? Do you make money by counting faces?

If Yushi dares to say this, he will be laughed out of his big teeth if he is not picked up in the end.

So if something happens to Cheng Hong, the imperial history doesn't have to pay attention to it at all, don't forget, there is also a royal history nemesis in this court~ Cheng biting gold!

If this is Cheng Biting Jin's son, Cheng Biting Jin will not turn the world upside down with you.

Cheng Biting Jin is unreasonable and can still stir up three points, do you dare to chase after him?

Or is it based on folk bragging?

Before you do that, you have to look at whether the head is strong or not.

Otherwise, Cheng bites Jin Yihu and goes down, and it will be useless to beat you to break your head and blood, and at most you will be punished for the end.

Maybe the emperor will see that you are unhappy, and Dingtian will say a few words to the end. If you can't get you to rest at home for ten months for the crime of grooming......