Chapter 275: Being in the Smelly Horn, I Have a Mask

After the ink was dry, Zhu Ping'an took the test paper, carefully put it in the test paper bag, and hung it on the wall on the side.

At this time, the sky was already dark, and the dark and dreary night, like boundless thick ink, was heavily smeared on the sky, and not even a little starlight could be seen. The north wind also began to howl, and the steep spring cold gradually raged in the Huizhugong Temple.

With the north wind howling, there is also the smell next door, and the most devastated by this is the stench.

In the distance, there was the sound of a brother vomiting, and in the silence of the night, it was very obvious, probably the same unlucky child as himself.

What if you are in a stinky number, just make a mask yourself.

Zhu Ping'an tightened the rabbit fur coat on his body, pulled the bag on the kang with his hand, and found a cotton pillow towel, which was made by his mother Chen at home, and was made of cotton cloth left over from making clothes for himself.

Take out the pillow towel from the bag, then find a small knife, cut two oval cotton cloths of the pillow towel according to the size of your face, overlap the two oval cotton cloths, and then use a small knife to cut four long straps, and then pierce four small holes on both sides of the overlapping oval cotton cloth, and tie these four long straps through the small holes.

Well, a simple double-layered mask is made.

Zhu Ping'an put on this simple mask, well, the effect is not bad, and the smell is almost invisible.

In the dead of night, it's a good time to go to bed, but it's best to read the second four-book essay topic before going to bed and sleep while you think about it.

The title of the second four-book eight-strand essay is relatively simple: "The year is cold, and then the pine and cypress are withered." ”

This is the Analects. Chapter 28 of Zihan", this sentence is also a sentence that everyone often sees and says. After reading this question, Zhu Ping'an put the test questions into the test paper bag, hung them on the wall, and then cleaned up the lower number room, blew out the candles, and thought about it. While sleeping quietly.

In fact, this topic is not difficult at all, and in winter, I know that pine trees and cypress trees are the last to lose their leaves, in fact, it is nothing more than the indomitable high wind and bright festival of pine and cypress. Zhu Xi annotated this chapter in two sentences. "The villain rules the world, or is no different from the gentleman, but when there is a stake, in case of incident, the gentleman's guard can be seen." "The poor see the righteousness, the world is chaotic and knows the loyal ministers, and if you want to be a scholar, you must be thoughtful and virtuous."

Therefore, this question is also a question of supporting things and words, about from multiple angles, the pine and cypress will not wither in winter, the indomitable temperament and quality, and then express their own ideological realm as high and bright as the pine and cypress.

Soon, Zhu Ping'an conceived an eight-strand article, and then fell asleep quietly.

In the early morning, everything is silent. The sky is bright, the night is about to disappear, and the dawn of the morning slowly wakes up the sleeping candidates.

In fact, as early as before dawn, Zhu Ping'an had already gotten up early to wash.

If nothing else, just because this time is the coldest time of the day, and there is still morning frost outside at this time, because of the cold, the smell next door is still very light; Because of the early morning, most of the candidates have not yet gotten out of bed.

Therefore, the smell of the thorn at this time is the lightest time of the day.

Yesterday day. I ate once, and at this time, Zhu Ping'anjue's stomach was abnormally hungry, and his stomach had been screaming several times.

"Therefore, the heavens will descend on people, and they must first suffer their minds. Stretching their muscles and bones, starving their bodies, emptying their bodies, and messing with their actions, so they are tempted to endure and benefit what they cannot. ”

Zhu Ping'an was wearing a mask. Gently reciting this sentence in "Mencius", he took out the pieces of meat cut by the search soldiers in the baggage, forked them with an iron bar, and roasted them on a charcoal fire, then pulled open the corner of the mask, put the meat pieces in his mouth, and then quickly pulled down the mask and put it on.

That's it, chewing hard.

As for cooking noodle broth like yesterday, then please forgive the concubine for not being able to do it. Yesterday was because on the first day, I was almost the first batch to come in, and the toilet next door was almost not in use, and there was no smell, so I could cook a hot soup of noodles, but not today.

If you do it like you did yesterday, you'll have to throw up.

Therefore, Zhu Ping'an just roasted the jerky and put it in his mouth, wearing a mask and chewing to satisfy his hunger. As soon as you bake it, you put it in the mouth of the mask and refuse, and then swallow it, which is very fast and eats a lot.

The soldier who was invigilating outside was almost dumbfounded, and when he came back from the shift change that night, he found that the master of the house in charge had made such a strange costume, covering his face with a rag, and why he ate so happily early in the morning that he didn't stop his mouth.

Last night, when I was changing shifts and resting, I had already heard that the candidates in the other row had vomited, especially when they went to the toilet in the evening, and the unlucky child had vomited and fainted. The president (the ancient chief examiner was also known as the president, that is, the president read the papers) is at stake, and someone has sent it to the Ming Jing Building, of course, the exam must be invalid.

But the master of our invigilator not only did not vomit to death, but jumped alive.

So, for the stinky master who invigilated the exam, no matter what others think, I'm convinced anyway.

After such a while, Zhu Ping'an had already stuffed about a pound of jerky into his mouth, and his stomach was no longer hungry, but he still had to stuff more, and he could only be full in extraordinary times.

A candidate who got up early in the morning couldn't help the feeling gushing out of his abdomen, so he put on a coat and went to the toilet from his house to rest.

Accompanied by the invigilator, walking on the way to the toilet, I am extremely glad that he was not classified in the stinky number, think about it, how many candidates like himself are convenient to go to. Then there is the schadenfref for the candidates who were assigned to the stinky number, hehe, the candidates who were scored in the stinky number must not be smoked to death.

Thinking of this, this candidate couldn't help but feel a sense of happiness.

Sure enough, comparison can produce happiness.

When this candidate passed by his schadenfreude stench, a scene that subverted his outlook on life appeared.

The examinee, who should have vomited to death in his heart, was holding an iron bar with a barbecue in his hand at the moment, and the roast was sizzling, and he was eating with relish.

vomit

For some reason, this candidate who was going to the toilet couldn't help retching when he saw this scene.

Uh, this is specifically coming to my door to vomit?

Zhu Ping'an glanced out when he heard the sound, then shook his head speechlessly, threw the dried meat forked on the iron bar into the charcoal brazier, let it burn to ashes, and began to clean up his own house.

At this time, the sky is gradually brightening.

Zhu Ping'an put on a mask and packed up the things in his room, washed his hands, put the wooden board with pen, ink, paper and inkstone again, and began to continue his road of trying to leap into the dragon gate.

When the candidate who had vomited came out of the toilet, Zhu Ping'an had already splashed ink and copied the second eight-strand essay he had conceived last night on scratch paper.

In the stinky number, you can also think about the spring! This toilet candidate was simply blinded by Zhu Ping'an. (To be continued.) )