Chapter 38: A Word and a Half
Although everyone seemed extremely surprised and angry, Lin Haoran still ripped off one of the big pincers of the flower crab, and then put it in his mouth to suck the crab juice inside.
Before Su Shijie couldn't help but have a seizure, he said slowly: "Poetry, I don't understand it very well, there is a poem and a half!" ”
It's a bit self-aware!
I don't know how to write poetry, I still know how to fill in the words, and I'm dreaming!
Don't think that if you say that, I'll let you go, it's ridiculous!
"Don't! Your sentence 'Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, a line of white cranes on the blue sky', it is very powerful! A fat man who followed behind Zheng Shijie said in a weird way.
As soon as these words came out, the students in the hall laughed.
Under the leadership of Maoming students, Dianbai, Xinyi, and Huazhou have formed a community of interests, suppressing Shicheng and Wuchuan counties, and advancing and retreating together.
Lin Haoran bit the crab pincers, sucked the delicious crab meat inside, watched the laughter stop slightly, and said seriously: "Uh...... It wasn't a poem, it was a phrase that came to mind, but only half of it! ”
"Half a song is fine, let me wait to appreciate it!"
Zheng Shijie's eyes lit up, and he continued to compliment him and gave his accomplices a look.
"That's right! Right! Let us appreciate and appreciate! ”
"That's it! Half a song can also open our eyes! ”
"Huh...... There are not many things, but in the fine, and it is enough to have half a talent! ”
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When the students understood Zheng Shijie's eyes, they coaxed Lin Haoran and asked him to make the half of the poem.
Unlike these coaxing students, the students on Shicheng's side looked at Lin Haoran with a sad face. I was thinking in my heart, this word was only filled in less than one poem, and I was afraid that it would be laughing and generous when I took it out, and I was afraid that Shicheng would really become a joke.
"It's good!"
Lin Haoran didn't seem to see everyone's thoughts, so he put the sucking clean crab claws on the table. There was no need for him to do it, some "enthusiastic" students laid paper for him, and some people polished the ink, and they were alive and well.
Gu Qingfeng and the others had gloomy eyes, but they were not easy to stop, and they were even squeezed out of the crowd.
"Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road."
Lin Haoran stood up and started his hand, splashing ink with his sleeves, and wrote out the beginning they were most familiar with, which was also a poem that has been criticized by everyone, and because of this, he got the stigma of "the head of the Changting case".
Is a line of white cranes in the blue sky?
The onlookers thought that they were already planning to laugh, and then sent this poem to Chen Xuezheng in person. With Chen Xuezheng's personality, this nerd is afraid that he will be ruined, and even set a precedent for failing the county case to pass the government examination.
"The grass is green!"
In the eyes of schadenfreude, when everyone was about to celebrate with the crown, they were suddenly stunned. Connecting the first two sentences, everyone is like eating a fly.
It was originally a verse that they criticized, but after adding one sentence, the whole phrase came to life, which made the person who was ready to laugh have a creepy feeling.
"The evening breeze blows the willow flute, and the sunset is outside the mountain."
Without waiting for them to react, the next sentence was released again, as if after being punched, a mountain suddenly pressed down from the top of their heads.
The front seems light, but the more you go to the back, the more you feel the power of the word, to the end of the "sunset mountain outside the mountain", which makes people can't help but raise their heads, this word seems to be really Mount Tai pressing.
"Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green. The evening breeze blows the willow flute, and the sunset is outside the mountain. ”
……
Although it was only half a song, it made everyone unable to move, and they were overwhelmed by this half of the poem.
The sweet-voiced girl was instigated by Zheng Shijie and others, and stood beside Lin Haoran, and at this time the words and sentences had been recited, and the needles in the entire venue could be heard.
Zheng Shijie's face turned from mockery to shock, and the hands hidden in his sleeves trembled slightly.
The elder Maoming who was sitting at the long table opposite him pinched a handful of sweat with his palms, and they all thought that there was no one since Jiang Yuebai, but they slapped him fiercely.
Chen Xuezheng pinched his beard and brushed his beard, but accidentally tore off two beards.
The old man in plain clothes was calm, but the wine that he had never touched was drunk by him.
The bead curtain shook for a moment, but he didn't know who pulled it open, and secretly glanced outside to see the scholar who handed him the note.
The words are only half a word, but they shocked everyone present.
"That's a good word! But I'm afraid that there is no word for the name of the brand! ”
Zheng Shijie was the first to react, but he questioned coldly.
"That's right! It's just nonsense! ”
"The words are good, but unfortunately they don't match the name of the brand."
"Don't think it's too much to write a few beautiful words, you're far behind"
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After hearing this, all the students seemed to have caught a life-saving grass, and they echoed it one after another. In their opinion, this is still a nerd, and the word is still "bullshit".
A word plate is the name of a word in a fixed format. Nowadays, there are more than 1,000 forms of words, and people have given these "unique" formats a nice name for their ease of memory and use, and each word plate has its own history of origin.
For example, "Nian Nu Jiao" comes from Tang Xuanzong, the famous courtesan Nian Nu during the Tianbao period of the Tang Dynasty, good at singing, the sound comes from the morning glow, although the bells and drums are loud, noisy and can not be contained.
Legend has it that Tang Xuanzong once personally composed and wrote the lyrics, and ordered the slave to sing, and sure enough, "the delicate drops are like the cry of a nightingale, and the tactfulness is like a lark singing, and it is lively and lively like a mandarin duck playing in the water." Xuanzong Longyan was happy, so he named this song "Nian Nujiao".
Among the brand names of Nian Nujiao, the most famous is "Nian Nujiao, Chibi Nostalgia", which has been passed down to this day.
Ordinary scholars naturally do not have the qualifications to create "new words", so they all choose the word cards of the ancients, and then fill in the words according to the fixed format. In layman's terms, this is a modern song, each kind of word card represents a tune, and the lyricist is responsible for "filling in the words".
But despite this, it is not an easy task to write words. The task is quite difficult, and it is often either out of tune or out of tune. It's like giving you a song in modern times and asking you to fill in the lyrics, I'm afraid you will have to have dark eyes.
It is precisely like this, after everyone searched for the name of the word brand, they decisively deducted a hat of "filling in the words" to Lin Haoran.
Bang!
At this time, there was a loud slapping sound on the long table opposite, and everyone turned their heads suspiciously, and suddenly their souls were almost frightened, but they saw Chen Xuezheng glaring at them angrily.
Suddenly, the venue was silent, and no one dared to touch Chen Xuezheng's anger.
""Ruan Langgui" has good words, but unfortunately only half of it is a song." The old man in plain clothes, who didn't speak much during the whole poetry meeting, stroked his beard and looked at him with regret.
At the same time, this undoubtedly also announced the name of the word brand of this half word.