041 Li Yunlong's conditions
Li Yunlong made up his mind to transfer Han Feng out of the cooking class three days later, he thought about it, the cooking class must not be destroyed in the hands of this kid, if this kid messes up one day and loses his most precious cooking class, Li Yunlong feels that he has no place to cry.
You can't really shoot this kid, can you? He Li Yunlong is reluctant.
So the order went down, "Let the three stunned people go back to his third shift immediately!" ”
As a result, Huzi came to report that the three stunned people said that the regiment commander asked him to work hard in the cooking class, he must obey the order, and the regiment commander could not change the order overnight, he still had to continue to stay in the cooking class.
Li Yunlong was happy: "Huzi, you go and tell that kid that this new group of Lao Tzu is the boss, damn it, wherever Lao Tzu tells him to go, he must go." ”
Huzi was ordered to go, and when he saw Han Feng Huzi truthfully conveyed Li Yunlong's original words, but after telling him, Huzi said again: "Three stunned, I think the head of the regiment is just scaring you!" He wasn't angry at all. ”
Okay! It turns out that this tiger is actually a "spy"!
Han Feng said: "Thank you Brother Big Tiger for reminding me, in this way, Brother Big Tiger, you can say to the regiment commander, we are a new regiment, a place to fight devils, a place to pay attention to democracy, when the unified command is not in the war, there is nothing to say, when there is no war, the regiment commander is not a bandit leader, he can't say anything, he is the most ordinary soldier, and he should also have the right to speak and refute." ”
After Li Yunlong heard this, he finally broke through, and his tense old face suddenly turned into a heroic laugh, "Huzi, you go and call that kid to me and tell him that Lao Tzu is willing to give him a chance and talk to him about the conditions." ”
After Han Feng entered the regiment headquarters, Li Yunlong didn't say a word about the conditions, he put a bottle of sorghum wine on the square table on the kang, took out two porcelain bowls and poured two bowls, saw Han Feng come in, and said, "Sit, drink!" ”
Han Feng nodded, just like when he arrived at his own house, he took off his shoes and sat cross-legged on the kang, picked up the porcelain bowl and said two times, Li Yunlong shook his face and looked into the bowl, damn it, it was almost bottoming out.
"You kid, do you drink like that?"
Han Feng said: "Stay in our hometown, before the feast, that bowl is bigger than you, the head of the regiment, you have to drink a bowl first, where is this?" ”
Li Yunlong said: "You kid really treat the regiment headquarters as his own home?" ”
Han Feng said: "If the head of the regiment doesn't treat us as outsiders, then this regiment is our family, if you treat us as outsiders, yes, then we have nothing to say, this kang doesn't dare to sit, and we don't dare to drink wine, why?" Because you are the head of the regiment, you are the boss! ”
Hahaha –
Li Yunlong smiled crookedly, "You kid, Lao Tzu can see it, it's because Lao Tzu punished you, and he was angry!" ”
"I don't dare!"
"Hmph, what else do you kid not dare? Not to mention Lao Tzu's third class and cooking class, he still pushes Lao Tzu's orders and pushes three things and four things. ”
"It's the commander of the three blocks."
Li Yunlong scolded: "Damn, don't you know that it's pushing and hindering?" Lao Tzu had studied private school for a few months, and he had also read the Eight Books and Nine Classics, Lao Tzu was more educated than you, and you were a mud leg. ”
"Commander...... It's the Four Books and the Five Classics. ”
Li Yunlong: ......
"Don't talk nonsense, you kidnapped my cooking class again, I have to punish you as I said, but you got back the food for the winter, and poisoned dozens of devil officers by the way, this Lao Tzu should reward you again, Lao Tzu's wine is your reward, and now you have drunk it, you said, Lao Tzu asked you to go back to the third shift, why don't you do it?"
Han Feng said speechlessly: "Commander, your wine is really serious. ”
Li Yunlong said: "Damn, why don't you still dislike this reward?" You go to the new group to inquire, when was Lao Tzu drinking not the first battalion commander Zhang Dabiao standing on the side, as soon as Lao Tzu finished drinking, he immediately poured it for Lao Tzu, when did Lao Tzu pour wine for others? You're drinking the wine that Lao Tzu poured for you himself, and it's not a good idea, I think you kid is underwhelmed, right? ”
Han Feng said: "Commander, it's okay to let me go back to the third class, but we also have a condition." ”
Li Yunlong smiled and said, "Oh, tell me, what are the conditions?" ”
Han Feng said: "It's okay to let me go back, you have to give me a certain amount of freedom, you can't want the horses to run, and you don't give the horses grazing!" If I find out where there are imps to fight, and there is no large-scale battle in the regiment, then I will take my brothers with me. ”
Li Yunlong thought for a while and said: "You kid is not a happy life, stay in the regiment and don't do it, you have to go to war, Bachenger is a short-lived ghost, yes, then Lao Tzu will tell you a condition, you can fight devils if you want, you don't need to bother me every time for this little, if you are really capable, just the third class of that little man, you can get a mortar for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu not only does not punish you, but also promotes you to be a deputy squad leader." ”
Han Feng said: "I don't want the deputy squad leader, I don't care about anything, if I want to give it, I will give it a positive one." ”
Li Yunlong said with a smile: "Your kid will still bargain, okay, it's right, it's just that Lao Tzu told you in advance, you kid can make small moves, but you are not allowed to lose the battle, if you lose the battle, we will calculate the new accounts and old accounts together, no, the logistics department still lacks a horse feeder, I think your kid is quite suitable." ”
Han Feng: ......
The conditions were finally finished, and Han Feng and Li Yunlong's moods became comfortable at the same time.
"Captain, I'm out of wine!"
"Can't you fucking drink slowly?"
"Hehe, then it depends on who is talking to us! If Regiment Commander Li tells us this, I, Han Feng, am an ordinary little soldier, so I naturally have to listen to the regiment commander's orders, but if the elder brother who doesn't treat us as an outsider says this, then I feel that he still thinks that I drink slowly and drink less. ”
Li Yunlong glared and scolded: "Then you can fucking drink it to death, give it to you, Lao Tzu is reluctant to drink this bottle of wine, and I will give it to you." ”
"Hehe, head of the regiment, let's all say it, you have too little wine here, you can't drink too much, next time I invite you to drink, drink enough."
This meal of wine was drunk until noon, and when Li Yunlong kicked Han Feng out, his heart was trembling in pain, damn, this kid's mouth is slippery! If he didn't pay attention, his Lao Li's reserve wine for several months was all drunk by Han Feng.
The key is that it is not pleasing after drinking: the head of the regiment, you have little wine here, you don't talk about it if you don't drink it happily, it is still unpleasant, and it is hard to drink, and you drink it to the mouth with a light piapia (dialect), and there is no taste.
Where can I bear this? No matter what you say, Li Yunlong immediately kicked Han Feng out of the regiment headquarters, and finally shouted: "When will you get a mortar, when will you fucking come to the regiment headquarters again." ”
In this way, Han Feng got up from the ground with the last half of the bottle of wine, and walked out of the regiment headquarters in a leisurely manner, muttering when he saw someone: Take the wine back, give it to the old king, and they will taste it, taste it......