Chapter 975: Pink Eye
Soon after the morning meal, when the Taoist "dragons and rain" were exquisite, Emperor Jiajing began the Jiao ceremony of praying for the blessings of the people, and soon the entire Xiyuan was shrouded in the fireworks of incense and candles.
Zhu Ping'an and other courtiers who were seconded to present the green words were also left to transcribe the green words on the altar.
Burning incense, turning talismans, remembering, chanting mantras, pinching tips, knocking teeth, chapters, chanting, praise, lamps and candles, and walking ...... A series of tedious, solemn and extremely boring Jiao ceremonies lasted until noon.
After the Jiao ceremony, Zhu Ping'an was the same as the last time he transcribed the green words on the altar, carrying thirteen brushes full of gold powder in his sleeve, and Shi Shiran walked off the altar. This is not that Zhu Ping'an is greedy for money, but mainly because he doesn't want to cheapen Tao Zhongwen, an old god. Because after the Jiao Festival, all these gold dust as ink will be owned by Tao Zhongwen.
This old god stick is too greedy, the last time the "dragon bone" incident, this old god stick used the excuse of performing a ceremonial ceremony in Jianyuan Yue in Wudang Mountain, and suddenly took away more than 200,000 taels of silver from Emperor Jiajing.
He also often instigated Emperor Jiajing to hold various Jiao festivals, and every time he held Jiao Jiao, this old god stick was full of money.
Zhu Ping'an has no good impression of Tao Zhongwen, the old god, on the surface, he looks like a fairy, but in fact, he is a disaster to the country and the people, which is better than that of corrupt officials and corrupt officials. Not to mention the expenses of alchemy and cultivation, the cost of setting up an altar and Jiao alone costs seven or eight thousand, tens of thousands of taels of silver every time, and these money should have been taken from the people for the people, but now they are all calamity.
The gold dust left over from these fasting and Jiao activities, if you don't take it for nothing, you can't cheapen this old god stick.
"Hehehe...... Lord Zhu, in this summer, your ears are still cold, look at your ears. ”
After the Jiao Season, Zhu Ping'an returned to Wuyi Palace, and while walking on the road, he heard a sneering voice behind him.
Zhu Ping'an turned his head and looked back, and then saw Yuan Wei with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred.
Yuan Wei saw Zhu Ping'an turn around, stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhu Ping'an's ears, his face was full of envy, jealousy, hatred, ridicule and ridicule, these expressions were mixed together, making Yuan Wei's face a little distorted.
Zhu Ping'an wore a fragrant leaf crown given by Emperor Jiajing in the morning.
The most suitable scene for this fragrant leaf crown is related to Taoism, such as today's Jiao ceremony. If you don't bring a fragrant leaf crown with you during today's Jiao Festival, you have made a political mistake.
That's not just talking.
A few years ago, the senior Xia Yan proved this with his personal experience. At that time, Xia Yan was still the first assistant of the cabinet, and Yan Song was only the second assistant, and the two were successively given a crown of fragrant leaves by Emperor Jiajing. Xia Yan has always been very opposed to Emperor Jiajing's superstitious activities, so after obtaining this Taoist fragrant leaf crown, Xia Yan has never brought it. The difference is that Yan Song not only wears a fragrant leaf crown during Taoist activities such as Zhaijiao, but also wears a fragrant leaf crown every time he meets Emperor Jiajing, and wipes it cleanly, and covers it with light yarn to prevent dust and damage. In contrast, Emperor Jiajing praised Yan Song and became increasingly estranged from Xia Yan. In the end, Xia Yan fell to the point of being executed by abandoning the city, while Yan Song was favored by Emperor Jiajing and became the first assistant of the cabinet.
Therefore, this bay leaf crown Zhu Ping'an must be worn.
However, since the bay leaf crown is green, and the green hat ...... No man would wear it.
Therefore, Zhu Ping'an made a cover for the bay leaf crown by hand with black gauze before the Jiao Festival.
However, because Zhu Ping'an's handiwork is not very good, the cover is made larger, before going to Zhaijiao, Zhu Ping'an also deliberately stuffed the extra circle into the crown hat, but he didn't expect Zhaijiao to kneel and get up, and the half circle of gauze behind the hat fell. Because the gauze is relatively thin, and the front half circle has been in the hat well, Zhu Ping'an has never noticed that the back half circle of gauze has fallen down, covering most of his ears as if his ears are warm.
Therefore, Yuan Wei ridiculed Zhu Ping'an's cold ears, ridiculed Zhu Ping'an's nondescript wearing a fragrant leaf crown, and ridiculed Zhu Ping'an's macaque and crown.
Zhu Ping'an listened to Yuan Wei's ridicule, and only then did he realize that the hat on the back half of his face had fallen off to cover his ears.
"Hehehe, my ears are still cold in the summer, Lord Zhu is really ...... Tsk......"
Yuan Wei snorted twice, shook his head at the corners of his mouth, and ridiculed Zhu Ping'an as a macaque in his words. Yuan Wei was extremely envious and jealous of Zhu Ping'an's Xiangye crown rewarded by Emperor Jiajing, and now he can seize the opportunity to mock Zhu Ping'an and let out a sigh of relief, so he will naturally not let go of this opportunity.
Nima!
Are you sick?!
Did I provoke you?!
Listening to Yuan Wei's sarcasm that was more yin and yang than the other, Zhu Ping'an didn't know whether to talk about the ten thousand three scriptures in his heart.
At this time, the courtiers who had returned to the Wuyi Hall together had already stopped in twos and threes, and looked here.
"What's the matter, Master Zhu, you really have cold ears, hehehe...... Coincidentally, I know an imperial doctor surnamed Li, who specializes in treating ......"
Seeing that someone stopped to watch, Yuan Wei became even more energetic, and opened his mouth to ridicule Zhu Ping'an again.
This time, Yuan Wei went one step further and directly recommended the imperial doctor to Zhu Ping'an, implying that Zhu Ping'an was sick.
"Hehe, Lord Yuan, my ears are not cold, it's your eyes that are hot?!!"
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help pulling the corners of his mouth downward, arched his hand towards Yuan Wei, and replied lightly.
My ears are not cold, but your eyes are hot.
You're pink eye!
Zhu Ping'an's fluttering words directly blocked Yuan Wei speechless, his mouth opened several times but he couldn't make a sound, and his face instantly turned red like a pig's liver, and it turned red to the root of his ears in a flash.
This picture is very ridiculous, just now Yuan Wei complained about Zhu Ping'an with a rich expression and emotion, but Zhu Ping'an just replied lightly, and instantly knocked out Yuan Wei. It's like a strong man who opens his teeth and dances his claws and embroiders his legs, but the other party stretches out a finger and presses him down.
Who am I, where am I, my face is so hot......
At this moment, Yuan Wei's brain was blank, his face was red, his face was stiff, he was at a loss, and he was embarrassed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Hehe......"
"Your ears are not cold, your eyes are hot...... Hehe......"
Yuan Wei This is really a typical example of being annihilated by force, and the onlookers couldn't help laughing when they saw this.
"Since Lord Yuan knows Imperial Doctor Li, then Ping An will not do this too much to recommend a good doctor for Lord Yuan, and I wish Lord Yuan a speedy recovery."
Zhu Ping'an arched his hand to Yuan Wei, shrugged his shoulders, added lightly, and then turned around and left leisurely.
In vain, Yuan Wei was left in place to accept everyone's attention. (https:)
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