When Zhang Qiang heard this, his eyes rolled, and he was almost angry with the first Buddha ascended to heaven, and the second Buddha was born!

Regardless of the fact that he pushed the door panel, Xiao Han, who was still lying on his body, was immediately thrown out! Directly from the steps of the butt fell to the ground, maybe there was something under the buttocks, Xiao Han jumped up like a rocket, jumped and jumped on the ground, and touched his butt with both hands!

"What! Crazy about you! Fall me to death! ”

"Hey, you wicked person sue first, look at Lao Tzu's nose, it's all bleeding!"

"Well deserved! Who made you sneaky! My girlfriend is inside, if you peek at it, I won't lose a lot! Xiao Han said almost without thinking about it!

Zhang Qiang blew his beard and glared, trembling and pointing to the closed gate: "Look, this is my house, there are my two daughters-in-law in it, besides, behind this gate is the yard, I can see a wool!" ”

"I won't let you see the yarn either!" Xiao Han knew that he was wrong, muttered, and then helped his ass up the steps from the new, and hit Zhang Qiang, who was still angry, with his arm: "Okay, it's a big night, it's not too embarrassing, why did you lie on the door just now?" ”

Zhang Qiang was knocked by Xiao Han, glared at him and roared, "Why am I lying here?" I'm still asking why you're kicking me?! ”

"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding! It was too dark just now, and I just saw a person lying on the door, and I thought it was a villain, so I kicked it, who would have thought that you could lie on your own door and peek! Why don't you go in and see? ”

"Nonsense, if I can get in, won't I? Didn't see the door locked?! ”

"Then you knock on the door!"

"I'll knock you uncle! When you knock on the door, you don't wake up! Your second sister-in-law is having a hard time these days, if she finally falls asleep and is woken up by me, she won't be able to sleep tonight! Do you know how to hurt your wife? ”

"Oh......" Hearing Zhang Qiang say this, Xiao Han suddenly realized, looked up and down at the closed door, and suddenly said: "You are also stupid, you can't enter the door, you can't climb the wall?" ”

"Climbing the wall? That's right! How did I not think of it? When Zhang Qiang heard it, what Xiao Han said was right! I must have drunk too much tonight, or I can't forget about this stubble!

came up with a trick, and the two of them rushed back to Xiao Han's house in a hurry, carefully avoiding those stupid and drunken guests along the way, along the corner of the wall to the backyard, looking left and right, casually found a room, lifted a table from it and turned it over there.

Xiao Han and Zhang Qiang's families are separated by a low wall of more than three meters, and there is not even a passage, so it is convenient to get up! Zhang Qiang stepped on the table and climbed over the wall with great difficulty, rode on the wall and watched for a while, then found a suitable foothold and jumped down, just about to pat his ass and leave, but inadvertently turned around, but found that Xiao Han also rode to the wall.

"Hey, this is my house, what are you doing here?!" Zhang Qiang whispered strangely to Xiao Han on the wall.

Xiao Han leaned on the wall and rolled his eyes: "My girlfriend is still with your daughter-in-law, can I come and take a look?" ”

"Hey! What a hassle! You hurry up and take her away, every time I come, I can't go back to my home! Zhang Qiang let out a long sigh, he suddenly remembered the days when he was forced to sleep with Xiao Han, it was so miserable!

But Xiao Han couldn't wait for this, so he quickly nodded and agreed.

Tried to step on the bottom, but found that the cement plastered wall was really smooth, and there was no place to borrow strength, and he didn't dare to jump down, so Zhang Qiang had to click on it himself.

"Hey, Zhang Qiang, come here...... Ah! ”

Xiao Han hadn't finished speaking, but he was drinking and making a mistake, his movements were faster than his brain, and as soon as his legs drooped, the whole person fell off the wall......

"Oops...... My old waist! Xiao Han screamed.

"Ahem, does it hurt?" Zhang Qiang asked.

Xiao Han twisted his body and suddenly replied strangely, "Huh? Weird! It hurts, but it doesn't hurt too much, Zhang Qiang, why is the ground in your house soft? ”

"Hehe, because you're fucking padding me underneath!"

"Huh? Oh, Saorui! ”

The old face turned red, Xiao Han hurriedly got up from Zhang Qiang, today he also hit the evil spirit, first knocked Zhang Qiang's door, and then knocked again! But the sky can see that he Xiao Han is a really straight man! is not good for men, even if it is a good man, you should find a little fresh meat like Luo Shixin, not a bearded monster like Zhang Qiang!

Zhang Qiang is no longer in the mood to count Xiao Han, forget it, so be it, as long as the person is not dead......

Get up, feel the darkness and walk into the courtyard, Zhang Qiang's family does not have so many servants in Xiao Han's family, so it is even more quiet, I didn't bring a lantern before coming, fortunately, the moon tonight is really powerful, the two of them touched all the way to the small building, Zhang Qiang stepped forward and pushed the door, and the door did not move at all!

"It's over, they've locked this door!" Zhang Qiang, who pushed the door, was dumbfounded.

"Huh? What kind of daughter-in-law are you? I won't even leave you the door? What about windows? Xiao Han didn't believe in evil, and opened the windows one by one, and he didn't open one of the fingers that hurt him.

"Gotcha, let's go! Don't move! Wake up people, I'm not done with you! Zhang Qiang sat on the ground, watching Xiao Han circle around Xiaolou like a cat who couldn't open a can of fish, sighed helplessly, got up and dragged Xiao Han back, regardless of Xiao Han's reluctance.

The blood before coming was instantly poured with cold water, or the kind with ice, doesn't it mean that the women of the ancients were the most gentle and virtuous, even if the husband went out to prostitute himself, he had to leave the door? How can this be so simple to drink a drink, not to let in the door, not even to sleep on the sofa!

Besides, you didn't let Zhang Qiang in, but let my girlfriend out, the night was long, I didn't want to sleep, I couldn't sleep, could she sleep?

Thinking about it in his head, Xiao Han didn't even know how he climbed over the wall to go back, and when he came back to his senses, he was lying in his bedroom, covered with a warm quilt, and he couldn't warm a cold heart.

"I can't sleep, but I have to take Xiao Lizi to visit tomorrow......" staring at the beam, Xiao Han could even see the copper coins hanging on the beam, forcing himself to close his eyes and start using the best and oldest method: counting sheep to sleep!

"One sheep, two sheep...... Three hundred and fifty-six Pan'er... Three hundred and fifty-seven ......"

With his eyes closed, Xue Pan's appearance came into view again, and he couldn't count it, so he could only lift the quilt and continue to stare at the roof in a daze, the beauty was next door, but he had to stay alone in the empty room, and he couldn't even say a word, which was really sad! I don't know how she's doing now......

Xue Pan is very good now, very good, the big quilt wraps himself, a smell of sunshine, listening to Xiao Min say that this is also done by Xiao Han, the warm feeling immediately rises to another level: My man, I want to be both civil and military, smart and peerless!

This sentence, which was imprinted in my mind when I was young, the figure that had always been vague seemed to be slowly becoming clearer.

A young man smiled in the wind, his blue clothes were crumbling, he was not in the army, but he had countless friends! There is no grade, but countless soldiers bow down! Be loyal to the soldiers, be sincere to your relatives, and love yourself! There is no regret in life.

Thinking of his silly smile, Xue Pan said "duh", blushed, and fell asleep sweetly holding the mirror in his arms.

I don't know when Xiao Han tossed until he fell asleep this night, but fortunately, he was alone in the room this time, if Zhang Qiang also lived here, he would have to be tossed crazy by him!