Lin Haoran's situation when he woke up made him feel ashamed to death.

Shame, the whole pants are hung on the bare feet, the crotch is cold and sassy, and there is nothing to wear underneath.

Wanting to die, it's not that he has a low psychological quality, but that he is indeed dying, and a rope is forcefully wrapped around his neck.

In fact, he was hanging from the beams of the house at the moment, not much better than the crucified Jesus.

I can't think about why my pants were inexplicably stripped off and hung here after the high-speed rail crash, Lin Haoran now wants to lift his pants and untie the rope around his neck.

Survival has always been the first need of human beings, so he chose to struggle to break free from the rope lasso, but his body only soared twice, but his neck was tightened more and more, and he couldn't get out of trouble on his own.

Forget it, put your pants on!

Lin Haoran gave up the struggle, intending to use the last strength to lift his pants and refuse this undignified death with a bare ass. As an outstanding young man of the 21st century, he felt the need to establish a good outlook on life for future generations - to die, but also to wear pants well.

it!

He curled his legs and tried to lift his pants with his hands, defending the last shred of dignity after his death, but it turned out that a child appeared at some point, his hands were tightly grasping his naked feet, and he was swinging on the beams of the house.

Let go! Let go! If you shake Lao Tzu again, you will not hang yourself, but faint to death......

Lin Haoran wanted to break free from the little ghost's play, but his legs were pulled, and his legs were crispy and soft like noodles, and he didn't have half the strength to resist, so he could only follow the little ghost and swing.

Can God not play with me like this?

Lin Haoran suddenly wanted to cry without tears, and was hung for some reason, not to mention, these pants can't be lifted and put on, and now they are likely to ...... Faint!

Hanging in the air and swaying, although the dizziness of the head is getting stronger and stronger, he still has a full view of everything in the room.

It's a strange place, it's a dilapidated thatched hut. There was no decent furniture around, and there were some clay pots in the corners, but a humble chicken bowl caught his eye—a bowl that looked like a Ming Dynasty chicken bowl.

It's just that his face slowly turned purple, and the whole person's consciousness became more and more blurred, but the person was still swinging in mid-air, and his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier.

"The nerd hanged himself!"

Just when Lin Haoran felt that he was about to die, the door was dark, and a woman wearing a Luo skirt walked in, and then the woman turned around without hesitation, and a loud voice sounded outside the house.

Your sister!

Lin Haoran had just kindled a glimmer of hope for survival, but the woman in ancient costume ran out again, although she was puzzled by her clothes, but she was more angry.

It's already this time, where is this to call people to save themselves, it is clearly to call people to watch, and it is definitely constituted to see death and not save the sin.

No more......

Syllable!

Just as his eyelids darkened with the woman's departing figure, the rope around his neck suddenly broke.

Lin Haoran landed heavily on the ground, and his face hit the ground.

"Nerd, how are you? What do you think? ”

A crowd had already arrived and were surrounding him, shaking his delicate arms vigorously.

Lin Haoran was in pain all over, especially his head was buzzing, and he opened his eyes with difficulty, and when his vision gradually became clear, he saw familiar and unfamiliar faces.

All the people who greeted the eye were wearing homespun shirts, tied with light cloth belts around their waists, both men and women had long hair, and the top of their heads was pulled into a loose bun, and the faces of the older men were depicted with a depth that was more vicissitudes than loess.

Ancient peasants?

Lin Haoran's heart was full of doubts, and his mind was full of confusion, but he found that every face was familiar, and he didn't feel inappropriate with the name "nerd", as if the name really belonged to him.

But...... He has an IQ of 180 and a value of 3,000 points, when did he become a nerd?

"Two nerds, wake up! Two nerds, wake up! ”

Why do you need to add a "two", why is it not "handsome" but "two", why? I'm dizzy......

……

The swallow grass is like bisi, and the Qin mulberry has low green branches. When the king returns to the day, it is the concubine who breaks her intestines. The spring breeze doesn't know each other, what is the matter?

In the thirty-sixth year of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty, Changlin Village, Shicheng County, Huazhou Prefecture, Guangdong Province.

Lin Haoran stood in front of a solid stone arch bridge, facing the intoxicating spring breeze, looking at the farmers who were working both sides of the river, and at the women who were picking silkworm leaves, but his eyes were full of loneliness.

Villagers in homespun shirts passed by him with farm tools, and they all looked sideways at him, their eyes teasing a hint of a smile, and the distant conversation was just right for him to hear.

"The second nerd is really stupid this time!"

"This scholar is a good face, why can't he think about it?"

"That's it! What's wrong with the Jiang family in the woods, this is human nature! ”

……

It was obviously the whispers of the villagers, but he didn't mean to avoid him at all.

Lin Zhaoran looked at the figure in the distance, with a little helplessness and relief on his face.

The "Yehe" in the mouth of the villagers, he didn't have any fragments in his mind, and he didn't know that the girl was tall, short, fat and thin, so naturally he wouldn't be ashamed to hang himself because of this kind of thing.

Because this is not the other, he ...... From the 21st century, when Noai is commonplace.

Theoretically, he should be very twenty-first century at the moment, and he should have hid in the toilet with the big-breasted "senior sister" who happened to be on the rails, and did things that were not ashamed or impatient with the squeak of the railroad tracks.

It's just that after all, it's a theory, in fact, he just locked the door of the toilet, and there was a traffic accident before he had time to do anything, and then he came to the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty......

He, crossed!

This is a fact that he had to face! Because of a rare high-speed rail traffic accident, he inexplicably came to this strange era and entered the shell of a sixteen-year-old scholar.

In the thirty-sixth year of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty, it was a beautiful era.

The status of eunuchs is at a low point in the history of the Ming Dynasty, and the generals still can't raise their heads after the change of Tumubao, and Emperor Jiajing has not been in court for more than ten years.

However, it is also a time of great social problems. There are plagues of Japanese invaders in the south, Mongolian invasion of Xinjiang in the north, and natural and man-made disasters in the country, but the wise Jiajing has exhausted the treasury for the cultivation of the Tao, and the country can be said to be in danger.

It was in the spring of this year that he became an ordinary scholar in Changlin Village.

This is undoubtedly a body full of vitality, without a liver poisoned by alcohol, no lungs blackened by smoke, and no kidneys hollowed out by a woman, all functions are so healthy.

As for the thoughts of the body, they are even more pure. The brain is almost exclusively filled with the books of sages, and even he can now recite hundreds of splendid articles "according to his brain", and he can even memorize the four books and five classics upside down.

Everything has advantages and disadvantages, this body has white lips and red lips, fair and delicate skin, beautiful enough to dress as a man, the body is very weak, not to mention any six abdominal muscles, nearly one meter and seven meters tall, the weight is probably not more than 100, and a pair of hands that are whiter and tenderer than women.

If he hadn't touched something underneath, he would have absolutely suspected that he had loaded the wrong clothes.

If he had a choice, he would still prefer to be a dissolute kid of the twenty-first century.

He was an orphan, but after several efforts, he became a well-spoken business vice president. Because he has no desire to start a family, he likes to drill into the flowers, whether it is a lonely young woman or an ignorant girl who is greedy for fun, it has become his dish, and his life is free and easy.

In the previous life, it is undoubtedly worth remembering.

Lin Haoran's little life was very nourishing, and that day he returned with a contract with a university library, and had a beautiful encounter with the big-breasted sister.

After a sweet offensive, the senior sister was finally captured, and he just pushed the half-pushed and half-general senior sister into the bathroom, and as a result, he encountered a high-speed rail crash.

This tells us that we must be gentle when closing the toilet door, otherwise the consequences will be serious.

……

Intoxicated with complex emotions, Lin Haoran didn't know how long he sat at the bridge, until the sunset was about to disappear on the other side of the mountain, he sighed leisurely, and then stood up and went home.

Not because it was going to be dark, but because he ...... I'm hungry again.