787 How can a brother be called stealing?
The bowl is very familiar, it is terrible to be clean.
There wasn't even a scrap left in it!
"Could it be that I am mistaken? This bowl is not mine? ”
Circling around the empty bowl, Xiao Han scratched his head, and then leaned forward without giving up and sniffed hard.
Suddenly, a sweet aroma of braised pork came to the nose in the bowl......
"I'll it! It's clean enough, it's like a dog licking! ”
Straightening up violently, Xiao Han felt that his white teeth were about to bite down.
I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it!
Xiao Lizi, a guy who has never been on the list of suspects, is precisely the culprit of stealing meat!
"Ahem......"
Just when Xiao Han's face was changing rapidly, at the door of the bedroom, a familiar coughing sound suddenly came.
Xiao Han was startled, and subconsciously looked back!
found that Li Shimin was standing at the door with a red face, staring at the bowl in front of Xiao Han with a pair of eyes!
"Oh, why did you forget to throw the bowl away!"
At this time, Li Shimin secretly complained in his heart, and at the same time, his brain was spinning rapidly, thinking about what method to use to get by!
"This, you wait! Let me make up a ...... Ahem, yes to think of an explanation! ”
The more anxious and chaotic it became, Li Shimin opened his mouth, and accidentally slipped out the words in his heart!
Therefore, after he saw Xiao Han's eyes roll to the sky, he finally spread his hands like fate:
"Well, I went to look for you last night, and you weren't there, so I borrowed a bowl of meat from you."
"Borrow?"
Hearing this explanation, Xiao Han couldn't help but laugh and cry, could this person still be so shameless? Obviously he was caught stealing something, but he was embarrassed to say that he borrowed it?!
"Yes, it's borrowed, what's the matter!"
Now, Li Shimin has calmed down, and he stabbed to that station, and the action seemed to be to say: Have the ability to bite me?!
This kind of action, if it appears on Cheng Biting Jin, it is normal! appeared on Liu Hongji, that is commonplace!
But when it appeared on Li Shimin, who has always been steady, this is a bit surprising!
As a prince, especially the prince of the generalissimo of the world! If you want to steal some intelligence secrets, you can also say that in the past, stealing other people's meat to eat, this is ......
Xiao Han looked at Li Shimin, who looked like a ruffian, very seriously, and made sure that this person was not fake, and suddenly laughed: "Haha, okay, it's borrowing, it's really borrowing!" ”
Li Shimin, who had already been sarcastically ridiculed, was stunned for a moment when he saw Xiao Han laughing, and then as if he had figured out something, he also laughed, and the tears of laughter fell out.
Yes, how can taking a brother's meat be called stealing?
That's called borrowing! Even if it is broken, it is just a joke, and it has nothing to do with etiquette!
The meat stealing passed by with a smile.
Li Shimin, who was relaxed, took off his armor and lay on the bed shirtless.
While enjoying Xiao Han's disinfection treatment, he was foaming at the mouth and boasting about how brave he was today!
"Hmph, don't look at the seven thousand soldiers and horses on the other side, but let's ...... Hiss, you tap! ”
"Okay, I'll tap, you go on! What happened next? ”
"What's next? And then it's amazing! The place where we fought the enemy was called a dark place, and the sun and the moon were ......."
Xiao Han disinfected Li Shimin with alcohol while listening to him brag!
Although he already knew that if there was no Wei Chigong to help him this time, it would be impossible to say whether this braggart could come back.
However, this did not delay his description of Li Shimin in the slightest:
On the battlefield, how did he single-handedly take on hundreds of enemies, and he also saved dozens of Xuanjia soldiers with ease.
expressed his admiration for the Yellow River.
How to brag most comfortably?
That has to be when you have a good audience!
So Xiao Han is now doing his best to play this role.
As for the things that Xiao Lizi said that are obviously out of reality, you should listen to mythological stories! I haven't seen many of the blows in later generations, such as Xiao Lizi, which is all counted in the pure baby.
"Shan Xiongxin's iron spear was taken away by you, so what happened later?"
"Haha, later! The guy was so frightened that his face turned white, and he just rolled off the horse and almost fell half to death......"
Inside the house, Li Shimin almost forgot the pain of his body under Xiao Han's questions from time to time! Attention was no longer completely silent in the space he had imagined.
And Xiao Han didn't break it, but followed Li Shimin's words more energetically and asked.
Because of the deliberate relationship, every time he asked questions, he pointed to the place where Li Shimin wanted to tell the most.
Therefore, this cowhide is blowing more and more energetic! Even the matter of Yu Chigong saving him has also changed into his courage to save Yu Chigong......
Bragging is also very physically demanding, especially when there is a two-knife doctor on the side, who is constantly sprinkling alcohol on the wounds on his body!
Therefore, after Li Shimin passed the most exhilarating stage, mental and physical sleepiness finally surged up together.
After blowing the last cowhide, Li Shimin finally couldn't help but close his eyes and fell asleep.
And Xiao Han also breathed a sigh of relief after treating the last wound on Li Shimin's body, packed up his things and walked out of the room.
Outside, several of Xiao Lizi's personal soldiers saw Xiao Han come out and silently bowed to him.
As the people around Xiao Lizi, they knew that their King Qin had not been so happy for a long time.
"Hey, I'm only twenty years old after all, why are you so tired of living!"
Waving his hand at them, Xiao Han finally glanced back at the little plum in the house, and slowly walked out of the yard.
Li Shimin slept peacefully, and he couldn't even notice the pain on his body, and when he woke up, it was dark outside.
"What about people! What about my clothes! ”
Sitting up in a daze, Li Shimin half-opened his eyes, groped around on the bed, and didn't find his clothes, so he shouted loudly.
Hearing the shouts in the house, a guard immediately pushed the door in, and when he saw Li Shimin sitting on the bed, he immediately said in surprise: "King Qin, are you awake?" ”
Li Shimin yawned and said impatiently: "Nonsense, is it sleepwalking if you don't wake up?" Where's my clothes? ”
The guard smiled for a moment, and then arched his hand and said: "The clothes are all put away, Xiao Hou said before leaving, it is inconvenient for you to wear clothes now, you can only wear them after the wound scabs!" ”
"Scabbed wounds? How long will that take? Could it be that I'm shirtless these days? Li Shimin frowned, but after thinking about it, he didn't insist on looking for clothes.
After moving his body slightly, Li Shimin got off the bed and was about to walk out of the room to take a look, but unexpectedly, a very special aroma quietly wafted into his nose.
"Huh? What smells so good? ”
After sniffing the aroma in the air, Li Shimin looked for the smell and saw a big porcelain basin upside down on the table.
Reaching out to open the basin, a plate of red meat appeared in front of him.