Someone who came out of a bandit's den, how much conscience can you expect him to have?

Sure enough, after hearing the word wine, Sun Ergou's eyes immediately lit up, and the sadness just now had already been thrown out of the clouds, looking at Xiaodong and blurting out: "Wine? What kind? Is it the same as the ones we pull in our wagons? ”

"How do you know?"

When Xiaodong heard this, he was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and immediately glared at Sun Ergou and said, "Dog's day!" Did you steal it while you were moving the wine?! I'm not afraid to tell you, those are curative alcohol, Hou Ye said, you will die if you drink it! ”

Sun Ergou shrank his head angrily by Xiao Dong, and sneered: "Hehe, Brother Dong, I'm not the only one who drinks secretly!" I just saw those people jumping around, and I guess they won't die for a while. ”

"I won't be able to die for a while, but I will die in two hours!"

Xiao Dong saw that Xiao Han's rumors couldn't deceive these guys, so he had to scold hatefully, he had already expected that there would never be a shortage of people who drank secretly.

After all, in this era when you rarely have enough to eat, a sip of wine is definitely more precious than you think!

At this time, in a tent specially used to hold alcohol, Xiao Han touched a light wine jar, and immediately broke out on the spot!

"Where did you come from, a fool who dares to steal Lao Tzu's wine! Not afraid of being poisoned?! ”

Inside the tent, Xiao Han opened his eyes angrily and looked at the faces of the people around him one by one, as if he wanted to find the culprit among them.

"Ahem, Xiao Han, why don't you say that the damn thief steals, but that you want to say stupid?" Chai Shao, who was standing beside him, asked with a little weakness.

When Xiao Han heard this, he glanced at Chai Shao suspiciously, and said angrily: "Nonsense! There are so many jars here, and that fool is stealing from this jar, and what he steals is only a wine bottom, what is this not a fool? ”

"Uh... A jar of wine is gone? ”

Chai Shao was immediately surprised when he heard this, and his dark face was also a little uncertain, He obviously only stole half of the jar! The rest of the eighty percent were stolen by the people who carried the wine, so that they could put the basin on their heads!

Squinting his eyes and glancing at Chai Shao's appearance at this time, how could Xiao Han not know that he did this?

However, in front of so many people, he was not easy to debunk, so he had to turn his head and say angrily: "Forget it, next time I don't throw some laxatives into the wine, whoever wants to drink it secretly can't kill him!" ”

"Do laxatives affect the efficacy of alcohol?" Chai Shao, who came back to his senses, asked weakly.

Xiao Han glared: "Affect the curative effect? If you don't put it? When the time comes, a bunch of empty jars, you tell me about the curative effect? ”

"Ahem, then put it, then put it!" Having been bored with himself, Chai Shao retreated to the door of the tent stupidly, scratching his head, remembering which bastard had caused him to carry the black pot.

Seeing that the people around him listened to his words, Xiao Leng snorted, waved his hand outside, and said, "What about people?" Get that guy here, it's useless, it's weird to catch a fish and be bitten by a fish! ”

"Master Hou, I was bitten by a snake, not a fish!"

The lips of the little soldier who was carried into the tent by two strong men were a little pale, but when he heard Xiao Han say that he was bitten by a fish, a flush still rose on his face, and he straightened his head to defend himself.

"Okay, it's a snake! We didn't see it anyway! But fortunately, it bites on the thigh, and this has to bite on the roots of the descendants...... Tsk, there's not much difference between a fish bite and a snake bite! ”

Xiao Han didn't argue with it, looked down at the wound on Xiao Bing's thigh, and saw that there was no big problem, so he smiled and joked.

It's just that his joke is obviously not funny!

Because after saying this, all the males present shivered and clamped their legs slightly......

The army has always been the most efficient group of people in the world, just a night's harvest, those wild vegetables, game, fish are enough for the army to eat for a whole day!

But there are always two sides to things, and when the harvest is abundant, the same damage will inevitably appear.

Now, except for this unlucky bastard who was bitten by a snake, there are a few bastards who have eaten poisonous mushrooms lying outside......

But this is really resentful of Xiao Han, when he went up the mountain, he instructed: all other wild vegetables are required, just don't mushrooms! Don't do anything about it!

The words are very clear, but these two stunned people just don't believe it! After picking mushrooms and coming back, people didn't let them enter the barracks, and these fools were reluctant to throw them away and swallow them raw!

Now that's it! The person entered the barracks, but after a while, he began to vomit and diarrhea, and almost foamed at the mouth!

Xiao Han hurried back from the river, asked the reason, and immediately became angry and hateful, jumping to his feet and scolding that he deserved it!

However, scolding is scolding, in the end it is his own soldiers, and he should be saved!

Let these guys be lifted aside, and then they will be ordered to pour water into their mouths!

Keep pouring until your stomach is round, and when you really can't pour it in, then step on your stomach and force them to spit out the water! It can be regarded as gastric lavage in disguise.

The guy who saved people was very rude, watching the big-footed girl stomp on these people's stomachs, Xiao Han felt that his stomach was also aching!

However, he didn't intend to make people gentle, only in this way can people remember it for a long time! If you want to go down this way, these people should be weak when they see something with an umbrella.

Not thinking about the few people who were lying on the ground and vomiting and prostrating, Xiao Han carefully checked the little soldier who was bitten by the snake.

I have to say that the guy who was bitten by the snake was really lucky, not only the location of the bite was not very important, but even the poison of the snake was not very great.

At the same time, as soon as he was bitten, his good friends rushed over and sucked the poison out!

So Xiao Han just washed his wound with wine, and let people help him out, but his good friend had a swollen face like a pig's head......

"Hey, next time your gums bleed, don't help someone suck it out! It's okay for people to be fine, but you've been poisoned yourself! ”

beckoning the good friend to come over, Xiao Han took his pig's head and looked at it carefully, and finally sighed, and stuffed the jar with some wine left on his side into his arms.

"However, seeing that you are also affectionate and righteous, these wines will reward you! It's okay to drink a little, it has a disinfecting effect! ”

"Thank you, Lord Xie! Haha......"

The pig's head was still a little depressed, but when he heard that the wine was rewarded to him, he was immediately overjoyed! Reach out and hold the wine jar and don't let go!

For him, a swollen face for a few days is nothing, as long as the person can't die!

But to get a small jar of fine wine for nothing, it's really a lot of money!

"Hey, Ma Laosan, let's discuss, how about I exchange the usual money for your wine?"

Next to him, a bearded lieutenant looked enviously at the wine jar in the pig's head's hand, and while opening his mouth to discuss, he stretched out his hand to make a gesture of money.

However, the pig's head quickly hugged the jar and turned around, and ran towards the door!

Joke! Although he has never been to a big restaurant, who in the Xiao family's wine camp doesn't know the price of ten thousand? A thousand eldest sons want to exchange their own wine? Dream on!

The person ran away in a hurry, as if it was not him who was poisoned, and the remaining firewood and they looked at each other......