"Let Cao Chang come over for a moment." Liu Yu said to Li Gui: "This is really unreasonable. ”

"Obey the order!" Li Gui immediately sent a guard to give Cao Zhang an order.

In full view of everyone, the guards who received the decree came to Cao Zhang's front as fast as possible to announce Liu Yu's will. Cao Zhang immediately slapped the horse from the front of the formation and returned to Liu Yu. Such a move made Liu Bei and the others who were closed in the Sword Pavilion very curious, and they didn't know what the situation was.

"What is Liu Boxuan going to do? So suddenly?! Liu Bei even doubted that Liu Yu was engaged in some conspiracy.

And everyone on Liu Jun's side was confused by Liu Yu's sudden order, and temporarily called Cao Zhang back, could it be that something changed?

Cao Zhang also thought that he had done something wrong, causing Liu Yu to change generals now, and he was very worried in his heart.

"See Your Majesty!" Cao Zhang saluted Liu Yu very obediently.

Liu Yu said softly: "Ziwen." Your performance just now was so disappointing to me. You have to know that you are just scolding and fighting, and you want to stimulate the other party. Wen Crepe's tone, how could others be angry. You've disappointed me so much. Don't you usually say foul language? ”

"Your Majesty, this ..... general has been talking like this since he was a child." Cao Zhang was a little wronged, he was a little irritable, but he rarely said anything scolding.

For a while, it was a bit embarrassing for you to let Cao Zhang say ugly foul words.

Liu Yu understands that Cao Cao's family education is very strict, and he is even more strict with his son to the point of having rules in words and deeds, Cao Zhang has taken Cao Cao as an example since he was a child, and he was naturally educated well by Cao Cao. Cao Cao is a man of culture, although he has a treacherous personality, he has always been a Sven person, and he rarely speaks foul language, he himself does not use foul language, and he is also required of his son.

But when two armies are fighting against each other, especially in such offensive and defensive battles, eloquence is often very important. Scolding without a dirty word is the highest level of scolding. For example, Zhuge Liang, Sima Yi, Pang Tong, Jia Xu, Fu Zhu, etc. are all such existences. Cao Zhang is a yellow-mouthed child, not deeply involved in the world, and usually does not study very hard, where can there be such a profound art of scolding. Just like today, he scolded people with a crepe of letters, and others listened to it as if it was a joke.

So Liu Yu wants to guide Cao Zhang well this time.

"Ziwen. Swearing is technical. The highest level is that there is not a single dirty word. But it will take some time for you to get to that point now. Well, go and ask the evil man now, and let him teach you how to curse. Remember, be humble and ask for advice. Liu Yu asked Cao Zhang to find Dian Wei, and Dian Wei's scolding kung fu was also a must.

However, contrary to scolding people and not spitting out dirty words, Dian Wei is that every word is dirty.

Cao Zhang was a little confused, Liu Yu asked him to come back and said this? Isn't it a bit of a joke? There are those who sharpen their guns in battle, but they have not heard of learning to curse in battle. What's more, if you scold someone so badly, will the other party really not be able to stand the stimulation? Wouldn't that be too easy?

Liu Yu's holy decree was like this, and Cao Zhang could only follow it.

Cao Zhang silently came to Dian Wei's side and said what Liu Yu meant.

Dian Wei laughed, took out a piece of paper from his arms, patted Cao Zhang's shoulder and said, "Your Majesty is still wise." I had already written something insulting Liu Bei. It's waiting to be used when the two armies are fighting. I didn't expect to be preempted by your kid. Well, take a good look at it. Don't embarrass me later. ”

Cao Zhang was a little stunned and took the thing handed over by Dian Wei, and then opened it to take a look.

After reading it, Cao Zhang's whole face was not good-looking, and he asked weakly: "General Dian, does this have to be said like this?" ”

"What? It took me a lot of time to come up with this, and it's definitely the essence of what I've done over the years. Others can't get it if they want it, you kid still have this face? Dian Wei smiled with a threatening smile.

Cao Zhang didn't mean anything else, he was indeed not good enough at scolding, with this thing, when Cao Zhang thought about it, Liu Bei would definitely want to kill him after hearing it.

Dian Wei handed the big horn on his waist to Cao Zhang, and said, "Take this thing and go over and greet Liu Bei properly." I promise that Liu Bei will be inexplicably sad and indignant after hearing this, and rush out to kill you. ”

Well, Cao Zhang also knew the usage of this thing, so he happily took it. But Cao Zhang's heart is not so similar.

With what Dian Wei gave, Cao Zhang immediately went out again.

"Evil, what did you give Cao Zhang? Seeing that Cao Zhang's face changed. Zhang Fei asked Dian Wei quietly.

"You may not believe it when you say it. That's what I've learned from swearing for years. This thing was meant to be passed on to my son. Now it's cheap Cao Zhang. Dian Wei said without shame.

Zhang Fei was in a cold sweat, Dian Wei actually had such an idea, and even the experience of scolding people had to be passed on to his son, which was really unreasonable.

Liu Yu was also very curious about what Dian Wei gave to Cao Zhang. Li Gui is the worm in Liu Yu's stomach, and he sent someone to monitor him before, and told Liu Yu the conversation between Dian Wei and Cao Zhang word for word.

Knowing that Dian Wei took out such a lethal thing, Liu Yu was no longer lazy, and did it directly, just waiting to see how Cao Chang would insult Liu Bei and stimulate Liu Bei.

It's a good show.

Cao Zhang slowly returned to the position he had stood in before, took out the paper given by Dian Wei, and looked at it carefully for a while.

Liu Bei and the others were very strange, what was this Cao Zhang doing when he went and returned, and then looked at the letter-like thing in front of the pass? Could it be Liu Yu's letter of persuasion to Cao Zhang? Impossible, that thing was clearly seen by Liu Bei and the others, and it was taken out of Dian Wei.

When Liu Bei and the others were puzzled, Cao Zhang's tangled face relaxed, and he began to open his mouth.

"Liu Bei, old man, listen. Thou art an obstacle that has no root of life, and is not a man's dog! Today, your grandfather Cao Zhang is going to teach you a lesson! Turtle grandson, you were born to be a disaster. A garbage thing with sores on the top of the head and pus on the soles of the feet, thinking about how to harm people every day. I've never seen anyone so bad. You say you've done a good thing over the years. Robbing people's women, forcing good people to become prostitutes, and good men! Don't think that others don't know, the dirty things between you and Xu Shu have long been known to the world. Of all the generals and soldiers around you, which one is not your face. If you have a seed, come down and let my spear give you a bite to satisfy your filthy heart. What's the matter, the master's spear is already hungry and thirsty. You Liu Bei haven't come down and have a good time relaxing. "Cao Zhang almost read according to the content of the paper given by Dian Wei." God gave you a spear, and you used it as a-stirring stick! ”

There is still a lot of content in it, but Cao Zhang really can't read it anymore. What was read out before was foul language that Cao Chang couldn't accept, and the following content, Cao Zhang's eyes were spicy when he looked at it, let alone read it out.

For the sake of his own reputation, Cao Zhang still resolutely gave up reading it, and if he continued to read it, Cao Zhang could be sure that his reputation would definitely spread all over the world, but it was not a good one.

Cao Zhang's scolding was directly transmitted to the Sword Pavilion Pass, and Liu Bei and the others heard it clearly.

Liu Bei's fists were clenched tightly, he was enduring it. Cao Zhang almost scolded Liu Bei from head to foot. Liu Bei's city was very deep, and he knew that Cao Zhang was agitating the general, so he wouldn't be angry. What can you do if you are angry, go out and kill Cao Zhang? I didn't see a few generals of Liu Jun staring at him, just waiting for Liu Bei to rush out! Liu Bei is not so stupid.

Liu Bei's subordinates heard Cao Zhang's scolding in front of the pass, and they all secretly wiped their sweat. Seeing that Cao Zhang is young, there is no room for scolding. If it was himself who was scolding, it is estimated that he would have been exposed by now. It's still the state pastor who is powerful, and his heart is excellent, so far, his face has not changed at all. is worthy of being a person who has fought a tough battle with the world's heroes in the Central Plains, and this heart is definitely not comparable to anyone in Yizhou.

"Damn!" Liu Bei calmed down the anger in his heart. "Order, be on guard!"

Liu Bei didn't make any big moves, and Cao Zhang was disappointed, which meant that he had to continue scolding.

Cao Zhang turned his head to look at Liu Yu and found that Liu Yu was now listening with great interest.

"Looks like I still need to read it." Cao Zhang saw Liu Yu's expression and knew that he had to finish reading the dirty words given by Dian Wei today.

Cao Zhang's heart was crossed, he directly took out the paper given by Dian Wei, and read aloud: "Liu Bei, your turtle grandson is extremely shameless. A dead pervert who was walked through the back door by several strong men. Your mother worked hard to give birth to you, and you're here to do this? I think that Mrs. Liu raised you with a handful of and a handful of urine, God knows that you brute will be so black-hearted. Your mother is really sorry for the Han people. gave birth to such a scourge as you. Even if your mother is dead, she will have no shame to face the entire Han people. I'm looking for an opportunity to dig up your mother and see what kind of person gave birth to such a scourge as you. Liu Bei, if it were you, I would jump down directly from the Sword Pavilion and apologize for my sins! ”

As soon as the words fell, Liu Bei broke out and scolded: "Cao Zhangxiaoer, you deceive people too much!" ”

Cao Zhang can scold Liu Bei as much as he wants, but when he scolds Liu Bei's mother, Liu Bei is about to go crazy. Liu Bei's father died early, and Liu Bei and his mother depended on each other. If you want to say that Liu Bei, who has a black belly, has any scruples, it is his mother. And Cao Zhang almost insulted Liu Bei's mother, and wanted to dig out the deceased Mrs. Liu, as a son of man, Liu Bei couldn't control it anymore.

"Haha! Liu Bei, I thought you were a turtle that didn't speak? What's wrong? Speaking of your sore spots? Turns out you bastard has someone who cares. Cao Zhang was afraid that Liu Bei would not speak out, but now that Liu Bei scolded angrily, Cao Zhang was happy.

Cao Zhangyao pointed at Liu Bei and scolded angrily: "Your mother's biggest sin is to give birth to this scourge of you, which everyone in the world knows!" If you Liu Bei have a kind, you will come out and fight to the death with the master. Master is waiting for you here. If you don't have the guts to come down! Hehe, it doesn't matter, find a place to go from the palace by yourself, and the master can ensure that you enter the palace and get a regular attendant to do it. ”

What Cao Zhang is saying now is not given by Dian Wei, he wants to say it himself.

Dian Wei was a little regretful that Cao Zhang didn't exactly say what he gave, so that Liu Bei couldn't get out of control because of this. If Cao Chang angered Liu Bei, Dian Wei also had a share of the credit. The world will know later that Dian Wei is also very good at scolding. You can't do without a point culture. Dian Wei can also slowly get rid of the image of being uneducated.

It's a pity, now Dian Wei is a little disappointed.

Liu Yu was very satisfied with Cao Zhang's performance this time, and praised it: "It's very good." The thick and fine, the sentences are used very decently, and he is a talent worth cultivating. ”

Li Gui was sweating profusely on the side, he didn't know that Liu Yu could see that Cao Zhang was a talent that could be cultivated, was it because Cao Zhang learned quickly in scolding?

Of course not.

"Look for death!" Liu Bei took out a bow and arrow and made a sneak attack on Cao Zhang.

The feather arrow flew quickly towards Cao Zhang, Cao Zhang was suddenly shocked, he was defenseless at all, he didn't expect Liu Bei to sneak attack.

Liu Bei was happy in his heart, and from the trickery of the feather arrow and Cao Zhang's reaction, he knew that he had succeeded in this arrow, and he could take revenge on Cao Zhang's insults. Liu Bei's arms are so long, and his arm strength is naturally amazing. He had always hidden his powerful archery abilities, but today he was exposed.

Liu Yu suddenly discovered Liu Bei's ability that had been hidden for many years, and he was secretly vigilant in his heart, and he would add more embankments to Liu Bei in this regard in the future.

Maybe God didn't give Liu Bei face at all, and when Liu Bei shot a feather arrow and flew in the air, a gust of wind suddenly blew and rolled up countless dust. The feather arrow was even more affected by the strong wind, directly deviating from the original trajectory and shooting to the ground next to Cao Zhang. Cao Zhang didn't hurt at all.

Cao Zhang was scared out of a cold sweat just now, but fortunately he escaped, and secretly shouted God bless in his heart.

Glancing at the tail end of the feather arrow that was still shaking, Cao Zhang scolded Liu Bei contemptuously: "Liu Bei, you only have such a little ability." It seems that you are overly drunk, and you have hollowed out your body, and you can't shoot the first feather arrows. It's really sad. Come on! Master puffs up his chest and shoots you! See if you can shoot. ”

Cao Zhang puffed up his chest very desperately, as if he was waiting for Liu Bei to shoot.

One hit missed, Liu Bei was so depressed that he was going to die, seeing Cao Zhang's arrogant appearance, he immediately shot the second arrow, but this time considering the possible wind, he increased the strength in his hand.

But this time, there was no wind at all. Liu Bei's feather arrow swept directly over Cao Zhang's head and did not hit Cao Zhang.

"Haha! Liu Bei, you should shoot a little accurately. "Cao Zhang is very arrogant with his chest." Cheap on cheap. ”

When this guy Dian Wei heard Cao Zhang's words, he immediately shouted: "Liu Bei is cheap!" ”

"Liu Bei is cheap!" Liu Jun's soldiers also followed Dian Wei's voice and shouted.

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