Chapter 1347: The Horse Eater
It was already dark, and the moon and stars were coming. Linhuai Hou also kept his promise to test the bear child's homework again, in fact, the test homework is not the goal, he just wants to beat the bear child, this stinky boy has no door on his mouth, everything is shouted outside, this time fortunately it is Zihou, if it is someone else, if he yells at people to marry my aunt or something, isn't this a cheat? !
Take the test and test the homework, beat him up and educate him, so that he can remember it for a long time and understand what he can and can't say.
This time he changed his props, and instead of taking a rattan, he brought a board, a board for spanking.
The bear child had been prepared for a long time, and when he saw his father coming, it was not false at all, and he was even a little looking forward to it.
Linhuai Hou didn't talk much nonsense, and directly began to check your homework, "Check your homework for your father, the so-called good beginning and good ending, this morning I tested the beginning of your "Chen Qing Table", so this time I will test the ending sentence." 'A minister should be a head in life, and a grass should be in death. The ministers are terrified of dogs and horses, and I would like to bow to the table and hear, 'What do you understand?' ”
Hearing Linhuai Hou say this, the bear child's fat face suddenly became excited, and at the same time he was full of admiration for the fifth brother-in-law, the fifth brother-in-law is really amazing, he really bet on the question, he said that my father may be good at the beginning and the end of the exam, but I didn't expect my dad to be really good at the beginning and the end of the exam, it is really a god.
Hmph, I've been ready for a long time.
"Listen, Dad." The minister should be the head of the body, and the dead should be the grass. The words "I should lose my head when I live, and I should go and bundle the grass when I die." With a terrifying expression that is worse than a dog or a horse, I cautiously wrote a table for you to hear.'" ”
The bear child confidently raised his fat face, held his head high, held his head high, a pair of chubby hands behind his back, paced with small short legs, paced while opening his mouth to reply, the momentum was quite sufficient, and there was a feeling that Cao Zijian of the Three Kingdoms had become a poem in seven steps.
At the beginning, Linhuai Hou was still suppressed by the momentum of the bear child, thinking that this stinky boy would really know it, but when he heard it, he immediately laughed angrily, this stinky boy who doesn't learn and has no skills, this is bullshit in translation.
"I'll let you bundle the grass! Let you bundle the grass...... It's just a straw bale. ”
Linhuai Hou immediately pressed the bear child on the chair, and went up with two sticks. Of course, he is all holding back, after all, he is his own, and he is impossible and reluctant to be heavy-handed.
Oh......
The bear child was hit with a stick, and suddenly pulled his throat and snorted, and his snot was bubbling......
"Dad, you just want to beat me, right?" After the bear child was beaten with two sticks, he raised his fat face with a bubbling nose, and his small eyes were full of questions.
it!
It was discovered by the stinky boy?! This stinky boy has opened his mind?! unexpectedly found out that Lao Tzu had ulterior motives.
When Linhuai Hou heard this, his fat body trembled, not enough after all, he had eaten more salt than the rice that the bear child had eaten, and his face remained unchanged at all, "What do you say, Lao Tzu is looking forward to Jackie Chan, and hating iron is not steel!" ”
"Hmph, the translation of this sentence was taught to me by the fifth brother-in-law, and the fifth brother-in-law is the champion, how could it be wrong. I did the right thing, and you still beat me, so, you just want to beat me, right?! "The bear child looks like Zhuge Liang is possessed.
"If you don't learn anything, it's up to your brother-in-law! Your brother-in-law is a dignified champion, how would he translate like this?! It's so perfunctory to make up a reason, and I don't care at all, I'm really angry......"
As he spoke, Linhuai Hou pressed the bear child on the chair again and taught another lesson.
"Whew...... It's really taught by my brother-in-law......" The bear child's voice rang out in the chair.
"Heh, you kid still doesn't admit it."
"Whew......"
After finishing this round of lessons, Linhuai Hou pulled the bear child up and said with a serious face, "You have been in Yingtianfu for so long, and you have learned a lot of homework from a few Xixi, today I will draw a few more tests to compare you, if it is ridiculous like this again, don't blame Lao Tzu for being ruthless!" ”
"You can take the test." Although he was taught a lesson, the bear child's confidence was still undiminished.
"Good boy! Balls! It's up to you, Dad! Then in this "Teacher Said", you come to tell Lao Tzu, what does this sentence "Sage Impermanent Master" mean? Linhuai Hou smiled angrily, casually opened the bear child's scroll, turned to the article "The Teacher Said", pointed to one of the sentences with his finger, and asked the bear child.
Well?! Daddy didn't even test my opening sentence like he used to?! My brother-in-law hasn't tutored me.
Moreover, I didn't pay attention to my homework, and I really didn't.
The bear child was stunned, and cold sweat appeared on his forehead, but the next second, the bear child regained his confidence.
He remembered that his brother-in-law had taught him not to panic, to believe in himself and follow his feelings.
Think about how my brother-in-law taught me, take it apart word by word, and then combine it, and when I encounter a word that I don't know, I think about the relevant vocabulary......
So, after a few seconds, the bear child raised his fat face, and the fat face was full of confidence, and he replied confidently, "'Sage Impermanent Master' said that 'Sages and Sages don't have normal teachers......"
"How did you explain that?" Linhuai Hou was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and stared at the bear child in disbelief and asked.
'Sage Impermanence Master' is talking about sages who don't have normal teachers......" Bear repeated.
"None of the sages have normal teachers?! I let you have no normal teacher, I let you have no normal teacher, is it not Lao Tzu who also finds you an abnormal, crazy teacher to be satisfied with you......"
Linhuai Hou was dumbfounded, and angrily pressed the bear child on the chair again, and raised the stick in his hand.
"Whew......"
When the bear child was suppressed on the chair again, the idea that Jue's father just wanted to beat him became stronger.
"What is the meaning of 'horse eaters don't know how to eat thousands of miles' in "Horse Says"?" Lin Huaihou continued to take the test.
My brother-in-law didn't teach, but I didn't panic, I believed in myself and followed my feelings......
"'Horse eaters don't know how they can eat a thousand miles' is saying: a horse eater doesn't know that it can travel thousands of miles to eat it."
After thinking for a moment, the bear child looked up and explained.
"I'll let you eat, eat, eat...... Just know how to eat! Lin Huaihou once again pressed the bear child on the chair and waved the stick.
Oh......
The bear child's voice is as good as his confidence, and it is never false.
After Linhuai Hou taught the bear child a lesson again, he felt a lot more comfortable, and the fire in his stomach was almost gone, "I will test you for my father again, I hope you don't let your father down again." ”
"Do you want to beat me up again?" The bear child raised his fat face and asked.
When Lin Huaihou saw the appearance of the bear child, he couldn't help but clench his stick, and felt that it was necessary to give him another question.