Chapter 18 The plot is broken

Some people made the first move, and others were naturally not to be outdone.

In a good mood, what status level was suddenly thrown aside, on the charcoal-grilled fat sheep, several daggers flew up and down like butterflies, and the tender and oily mutton was chewing loudly, feeling like a group of bandits sitting on the ground to share the spoils, Xiao Han, who tried this way of eating for the first time, finally realized the wonderfulness of it, and what he ate was actually one word, comfortable!

Roast sheep, especially a whole sheep, cannot be roasted at once, because it takes too long, and when it is done, people will starve to death next to the sheep...... The best way to eat it is like this, while grilling, peeling, the crispy outer skin and the tenderness of the meat inside are intertwined, and every bite is a great enjoyment.

A group of bandits roasted, chipped, and ate around the fat sheep, among which Xiao Han naturally didn't have to do anything, of course, he didn't even have a dagger, give him a dagger, and the people next to him had to be careful not to insert them into them......

So Xiao Han found a clean wooden board and put it in front of him, and in an instant, the meat on it was stacked by several people around! All of them are the fattest places on the sheep's body! The atmosphere was so warm, Xiao Han was naturally unceremonious, broke a willow branch from the willow tree, used it as a fork, and ate it with meat, but it was also very uninhibited, which caused a lot of praise!

"Wait a minute, everyone! Look what this is! ”

Halfway through eating, Chai Shao suddenly stopped, took a coarse porcelain jar from the hands of the soldiers behind him, and put it in front of him!

"Wine!"

As soon as Xiao Han saw the jar, his eyes lit up, he was a little tired just now, it would be good to have a bottle of wine, but he didn't expect Chai Shao to take the wine in a blink of an eye!

Chai Shao laughed and said: "I am so happy tonight, I have solved a major military matter, and I have re-acquainted myself with a young talent, how can I be without wine!" ”

The people around him, including Li Shimin, applauded loudly, and some of them were in a hurry and got up to move the big bowl! And Xiao Lizi, just like an ordinary young man at this time, looked at the wine jar in Chai Shao's hand expectantly, and the corners of his mouth seemed to be shining!

However, Xiao Han was not yet overwhelmed by the huge sense of happiness at this time, and seeing that Chai Shao had to share the wine, he hurriedly grabbed Li Shimin's hand holding the bowl, and said hurriedly: "Don't!" King Qin, you and Brother Zhang's illnesses are not completely healed, and you can't drink! ”

Zhang Qiang, who was rushing to divide the big bowl, heard this, and shouted on the side with a nonchalant face: "Don't care about those!" Life and death are determined, wealth and nobility are self-seeking, such fine wine, such happiness, even if I Zhang Qiang drink to death tonight, I am willing in my heart! It's fun, too! ”

"Good !!"

This stupid remark immediately provoked a few people next to him to applaud loudly, don't say that we are stupid, this is a general, and it is heroic! The interest is coming, you can die and you can't retreat, even if you die here, it's a beautiful talk!

A group of people jumped up and down jubilantly, for Zhang Qiang's arrogance (Xiao Han thought it was stupid...... The behavior applauded, and one of them even called out that one jar is not enough, no matter how much you have to get ten jars and eight jars!

Xiao Han was very helpless on the side, it would be unpleasant to give opinions at this time! Watching Chai Shao arrange the big bowl on the ground, slapped the mud seal with one palm, and a smell of wine wafted out, although it was not strong, but it was very fresh, a bit like a fruity fragrance, Xiao Han, who had been in the wine field for a long time, couldn't help but close his eyes and sniffed a few more times.

Under the urging of a group of people, Chai Shao held the wine jar with both hands steadily, and some slightly amber liquor was like a silk cloth, pouring it into the sea bowl from the jar without sprinkling a drop, and the amber liquor shone charmingly under the light of the fire!

There is not much wine in a jar, and even half of each sea bowl can not be divided, fortunately, there are pro-soldiers to get wine again, otherwise, it is a pity to drink not up or down!

Li Shimin took the lead, everyone took a bowl each, raised it slightly, glanced at each other, laughed, and then tilted their necks and drank it all!

With a hint of bitterness in the sweetness, after this bowl of wine, Xiao Han officially integrated into the big family of the Tang Dynasty!

The cool summer breeze is blowing slightly, the charcoal fire has been dark red, a sheep has also become a skeleton, only a good hind leg is left in front of Xiao Han, this is the highest etiquette for eating in the barracks, the most honorable person tonight is not Chai Shao, nor Li Shimin, but Xiao Han who selflessly contributed this skill for the benefit of the country and the people!

"Wait? When did I say selflessly? Don't give some gold or silver? Don't give an official? ”

Xiao Han was startled, and the wine suddenly woke up for more than half of it, of course, these words can only be held in his heart, and they can't be said!

On the third pole of the sun, Xiao Han woke up with a heavy head, feeling unbearable pain all over his body, especially his buttocks, which hurt extremely badly.

"Damn, what did these beasts do?!"

Xiao Han was startled, lifted the thin quilt and saw that the robe on his body had long been gone, fortunately the underwear was still on his body!

"It's okay, it's okay! What kind of wine is this? Why is there so much stamina! ”

Xiao Han breathed a long sigh of relief, sat on the head of the bed, held his head and began to recall what happened last night, there were some fragments of the drink, many of which he couldn't remember clearly, but he remembered that Chai Shao didn't know where to get several jars of wine, although it was a little sour, it was very different from the first altar, but everyone didn't dislike it.

Start the wine, full, those big guys seem to be looking at Xiao Han's jokes, and everyone who brushes them all gathered around to toast, fortunately, Xiao Han is not good at stubble, three and a half catties of liquor, and beer is not called in vain! After a few rounds, the only ones who can lie down are Xue Shu and Xiao Lizi!

How could Xiao Han, who was addicted to alcohol, let go of the two, as if he vaguely remembered that he asked Chai Shao, who was dizzy, to break Xiao Lizi's mouth, and he was pouring wine into it......

"It's over, it's over!"

Thinking of this, Xiao Han slapped his head heavily and shouted in annoyance, how can he not control himself after drinking two catties of horse urine? How dare you pour Li Shimin's wine, or do you pour it hard......

"Master, master, where are you? Prepare me a fast donkey, I can't ride a horse..."

Xiao Han just finished shouting at the top of his throat, the old man Hua with a black face and the bottom of the pot appeared, last night half a night, sleeping soundly, Xiao Han cried and made trouble and rushed in, he had to give him a leg of mutton to taste, and the old man was moved on the spot, all said that he spit out the truth after drinking, and he was drunk and hugged the pillar and shouted to the master, and still did not forget to give him something to eat, he is indeed a good boy with a heavy temperament.

After taking the leg of mutton and thanking the two soldiers who had sent him back, the old man carefully hung up the curtain, and then gently picked up a big stick......

"I'll kill you bastard! Lao Tzu's clothes are reluctant to wear themselves, you steal them out for me, don't say anything! What's going on here? Earth, liquor, gravy! You're a thousand-knife killer, Xiulian made clothes with her own hands... My heart is going to break!

It's a pity that Xiao Han didn't know that he had been beaten up last night, and now he was like a headless fly, just scurrying around in the tent!

When I was a child, I watched court movies, and I would lose my head if I said the wrong thing, and now I sanctioned the future emperor by force... It seems that even if he is Nezha, he has three heads and six arms, which is not enough to cut!

After Old Man Hua came in, he found that Xiao Han was starting to go crazy again, like a donkey, circling around the tent! He was still muttering something he didn't know......

In other words, until now, Xiao Han's wake-up anger is still fresh in his memory, so he doesn't dare to ask Xiao Han to get up now, for fear that he will knock himself to death......

"It's early in the morning, what are you doing drunk?!" Old man Hua scolded Xiao Han with a dark face.

Xiao Han, who looked anxious, stopped, and was about to tell the old man about his "feat" last night, but before he could speak, he suddenly heard a sound of footsteps outside the tent, Xiao Han was startled, ran to the door in a few steps, opened the curtain and looked out.

Outside, Xue Shu was dressed in official uniforms, with a guard of honor, surrounded by his subordinates in the middle, like the stars holding the moon, holding a document in his hand, and walking towards them slowly.

"It's coming so soon, and you can't be so quick to unload the mill and kill the donkey! What to do, what to do, who will save me! ”

Seeing this, Xiao Han suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, his mind suddenly sobered up, and he hurriedly put the curtain down, and the person "swished" back! At this time, Xue Shui's entourage had already arrived in front of the tent.

Xue Shui's courteous-looking personal soldier came here once, walked a few steps, stepped forward to lift the curtain for Xue Shui, and then bowed to the side, waiting for Xue Shui to go in first before he dared to follow up.

"Huh? Doctor Hua, what about Brother Xiao Han? ”

Xue slowly entered the tent, and was almost pushed out by a sour smell again... Hurriedly pinched his nose and asked the old man Hua next to him.

Old man Hua is also real, Xiao Han told him not to say that he was there without listening to a word, and sold Xiao Han under the bed with a backhand finger.

"Damn old man!" Xiao Han only had time to scold, but was pulled up from under the bed by the two little soldiers, and Xue Shu, who looked embarrassed, couldn't help but laugh, coughing several times in a row, and then said with a smile: "Brother Xiao, why do you want to learn Tu Dun?" How did you run under the bed? ”

"Hey, hey... It's cool under the bed..."Xiao Han laughed dryly, and he couldn't admit that he was afraid of being settled by Xiao Lizi, so he could only make up a reason.

Xue Shui didn't know if his heart was big or how to drop, but he really believed it, he squeezed his eyebrows at Xiao Han for a while, raised the paperwork in his hand again, and said with a smile: "Hahahaha, Brother Xiao has to treat you to dinner now~"

Xiao Han was afraid that Li Shimin would settle accounts after drinking, and he was puzzled when he heard this, and raised his head to see Xue Shui's demeanor, which did not look like a fake, so he said strangely: "What do you want, just invite guests to dinner, I'm about to die of poverty!" I can't even eat! ”

"That was before, but now it's different! Ahem...... Xiao Han, take the order..."

Xue Shu shook the paperwork in his hand, turned his back to the north in the tent, and began to read out the will.

When Xiao Han heard this, his heart suddenly became even more flustered, and he didn't know whether to kneel down or what, he rubbed his hands in place for a long time, and he was still standing in place when Xue Shu was almost finished...

"Take it, don't stand stupidly! Xue Shui looked at Xiao Han's helpless appearance and wanted to laugh in his heart, where is Xiao Han still in high spirits last night, and he was fighting with wine?

The whole frightened stupid roe deer...... But I suddenly remembered that last night he hugged the wine jar and sang loudly, and the poem was really good: drunk and lying on the battlefield, Jun Mo smiled, and a few people came back to fight in ancient times!

Heroic, domineering! But it's a pity that I drank a little too much, the first two sentences don't know if Xiao Han didn't say it or I didn't hear it, I didn't remember it at all, after sobering up in the morning, I wanted to try if I could continue, but I ended up with a few sentences in a row, either not enough bearing, or lack of pride!

It hurt him to scratch his ears and cheeks in the study in the morning, and he was in pain, until the little sister came to deliver breakfast, and he was still chattering about these two lines of poetry, but the little sister who was known as a talented girl heard it, and was suddenly shocked, thinking that this was the most brilliant poem since Xue received the poem, and quickly spread out the rice paper to record it.

However, although Xue Shui is not competitive, he still has a gentleman's bearing, and he hid his face and told his sister the truth in shame.

Xue Pan, who was carefully recording with Juanxiu's fine body, heard it, and the brush that was almost finished writing directly drew a long ink blot on the white paper!

"Huh? You say it was done by the thief that day? How can it be?! ”

The arrogant sister who was as arrogant as Xue Shu was full of incredulity, so much so that she looked at her brother questioningly without even dropping the brush.

In her mind, a poet with such courage could not have seen the perverted thief that day......

"What a thief! There is no politeness at all, how will you marry in the future?! ”

Seeing his sister's strange appearance, Xue Shu raised his face and reprimanded, but he has always doted on this sister, and the words of reprimand are of no use to her at all.

"You can't get married! My husband must be a great man who can kill the enemy on the horse and govern the country when he gets off the horse! Xue Pan glanced at Xue Shu, saw Xue Shu shaking his head helplessly, and said angrily: "Also, you still say that he is not a thief, he is a thief?" Look at him, stupid look, this poem must have been copied, don't believe it, you ask him on the spot when you meet again, and debunk him! Let him lose face! ”

After speaking, the little sister threw the brush away angrily, stopped writing, and even took Xue Shui's breakfast away by the way, causing Xue Shui to have an empty stomach until now.

Now, Xue Shui looked at Xiao Han's stupid appearance, and suddenly had some doubts, was this poem really written by him? Didn't he copy it? However, in order to give Xiao Han a face, he still didn't ask, so as not to embarrass Xiao Han, and the gentleman didn't do anything.

Stretched out his hand to take the paperwork in a daze, Xiao Han's somewhat dizzy head began to ache faintly again, Xiao Lizi didn't pursue it? Lao Tzu became an official? Or is it from the seventh rank of the prince brigade marshal? Forehead drop god! Days of calculations are finally paying off? Our old Xiao family also has an official?

"Let's go, King Qin asked me to invite you to get together again at noon!"

"No, I've just drunk it, so don't you..."

"It's okay, it's okay, wine can cure hangover!"

"Eh, such a murderous hangover method, I don't know which master invented it?"

"Chai Shao! Why, you're going to study with him? ”

“…… Forget about research, I'm afraid that he will study me, if I don't go, I can't do it, you look at me, I don't even have a piece of clothing! ”

"Hey, don't worry, what's the point of this little thing? In the future, you will assist General Chai Shao in taking charge of logistics and other things, clothes and the like, you can choose! ”

"......"

"How can there be so much, but why is it so inked today? To give face?! ”

"Give..."

Yes, looking at the appearance of this lord, Xiao Han felt that he still didn't want to make trouble for himself, calmed down the excitement of being promoted, randomly found a set of leather armor to put on, covered his underwear, and went to relieve his hangover with Xue.

Halfway through, Xue Shui told Xiao Han very righteously how King Qin wrote a confession for him this morning, because just a person made them hurt their brains, but fortunately, King Qin made a decision, and the hero didn't ask about the source, and directly wrote about the people of Chang'an, which made a conclusion.

Xiao Han naturally thanked him again and again, and his heart was very happy, now we have also become people from the capital, but we are in charge of logistics affairs, what should we do if we have no experience? The affairs of tens of thousands of people, messed up, and one person drowned in a mouthful of spit......

However, Xiao Han didn't worry for long, because they soon saw Chai Shao coming out of the big tent in front of them.

From a distance, I saw Chai Shao followed by two strangers, both of whom were wearing official uniforms!

Xiao Han suddenly realized that he had deceived Ya again, and this time he didn't come to eat at all!

In the army, it is taboo to indulge in drinking and having fun at night, but there is King Qin taking the lead, and there is a matter of the military in Dali, so it is reasonable, but if you do it again today, it is very unwise, Xue Shu They are all smart people, naturally they will not make such a mistake, and now that there are outsiders here, there must be something else, but I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing!

Secretly scolded Xue Shu in his heart, Xiao Han followed Xue Shu and quickly approached the few people who came over, while they greeted Xue Shui, Xiao Han stood aside and took a closer look at the two middle-aged people standing behind Xue Shui.

One of them was a little tall and thin, with a long beard, and his eyes were half-squinted, but there seemed to be a special light of wisdom contained in them. The other man was a little fat, with a harmonious smile on his slightly round face, and his eyes were particularly gentle, like a rich man in the countryside.

After greeting each other, Xue Shui led Xiao Han to the front, pointed to the two, and introduced Xiao Han: "Brother Xiao Han, these two are Fang Xuanling under the account of King Qin, and Mr. Du Ruhui, two gentlemen, today I specially came to see you, a young talent!" ”

"Fang Xuanling...... Du Ruhui ........."

Xiao Han trembled a little when he spoke... I have seen many famous historical figures in the past two days, Xiao Han was still shocked when he heard the names of these two, just now he regarded people as old wealth in the countryside, who knew that he would become the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty in a blink of an eye! This contrast is a little too great!

Of course, the two people in front of him are estimated to be no strangers to anyone with a little historical common sense, Fang Moudu, the two founders of the rule of Zhenguan, who have been praised by later generations for countless years, just stood in front of him so really, how to make Xiao Han not excited?

"Junior Xiao Han, I've seen two gentlemen!" Xiao Han bowed down and gave a deep salute, this is his sincere admiration for the two good looks in front of him!

Du Ruhui, who was a little rich, laughed, stepped forward to help Xiao Han up, patted Xiao Han's shoulder and said, "Please get up, please get up!" Late last night, the King of Qin suddenly looked for me to meet the two of us, I thought that the war was in an emergency, and the shoes were not put on and ran over, but I didn't expect that the King of Qin had another talent, which was really a great blessing. Hahahaha! ”

It is said that the old fox speaks well, and when I saw it today, sure enough, he laughed before he spoke, and he praised people with numb words, but he said it so truly, Xiao Han who listened to it was a joyful heart.

These two people who have left a lot of ink in the history of the youth praised him so much, which teacher said that he could work hard in society? Open your eyes and see! Brother is mixed up now! Seven Rank Officials! Seven Rank Officer! By the way, how old is the seven-rank official?

"Jam Marmalade! How dare I call myself a good man in front of you? It's just an ordinary person who loves to tinker! Don't praise me, if you praise me, you'll fly into the sky..."

Xiao Han, who was in a good mood, replied extraordinarily exaggeratedly, and immediately made everyone laugh, especially Chai Shao, who laughed extraordinarily heroically! I'm afraid that if this is not the case, others will not know that they are generals...

Standing at the door and greeting for a while, the group entered the big tent, sat down the guest of honor, and the waiter began to serve the food like running water.

At the banquet, Xiao Lizi didn't come, there were only Xiao Han, Xue Shu and other five people, this time to eat, although there were a lot of tricks, but Xiao Han felt that it couldn't compare to the roast sheep last night, although the sheep only had the same condiments as salt, but it was the most delicious meal Xiao Han ate!

Xiao Han slowly chewed a green vegetable, looked at the few people at the table, and said in his heart, Didn't the ancients pay attention to food and sleep without saying anything? Why has everything changed here?

Look at it, this Fang Xuanling, a civilian official, why is he so interested in the battlefield first aid method, and asks him a few words about medical matters from time to time, but fortunately, they are all traumatic injuries on the battlefield, which are not beyond the scope of Xiao Han's knowledge, and he can still deal with it!

And the other Du Ruhui is much more cunning, often when Xiao Han racked his brains to answer the questions of several other people, a sentence suddenly popped up, how many relatives? Or who did you play with as a kid?

Secretly wanted to dig out Xiao Han's bottom, but Xiao Han naturally paid attention to his dealings with these old foxes, and immediately had a headache at the critical moment, saying that it hurts, and he will never procrastinate, so several times, Du Ruhui also gave up exploring and concentrated on asking some other questions.

Lijingmen has already determined that Xiao Han is not from other forces, but the war is too great at this time to determine his specific situation, but there are already painters who secretly paint for Xiao Han, so it is easy to find, but today, it seems that Xiao Han will not be a person with ulterior motives.