Sleep until you wake up naturally, this kind of carefree days are not changed for every emperor!

Walking out of the room, stretching a lazy waist, watching Butler Lu command the servants to take bamboo poles to knock down the Xiaoice pillars under the eaves one by one, which is also quite interesting.

"Lao Lu, what are you doing? Tinkling in the morning? Xiao Han walked behind Steward Lu and asked aloud.

Steward Lu was pointing fingers, he was almost startled by Xiao Han, turned around and looked, and couldn't help patting his chest and saying, "Oh, my Hou Ye, people are scary, scared to death!" You're trying to scare the old slave to death! ”

"Look at your little guts! Can this be scary? By the way, how did you remember to knock on the ice skate today? ”

"Master Hou, it's not that I think about it, but this morning, these Liu family juniors were smashed on the head by the falling ice skate! Fortunately, it is not big, so I sent it to Doctor Hua to take a look at it, and said that it doesn't matter, no, I will let the people in Zhuangzi knock out these things! ”

"Oh~" Xiao Han suddenly realized, unconsciously touched his head, and the ice skate bigger than a carrot smashed on his head, it hurt to think about it!

The master and servant copied their hands, looked at it for a while, Xiao Han suddenly remembered that Li Shentong was coming, so he said to Steward Lu: "What about Li Shentong's kid last night?" Why didn't you see him come out this morning? ”

Steward Lu said with a smile: "Master Hou, you ask the little son of the Li family, he went home early this morning, saying that there are distinguished guests in their house today, and they dare not delay!" ”

"Oh, that's it!" Xiao Han nodded, he originally wanted to see him off, meet Li Jing by the way, and ask him about Ren Qing, but there are VIPs in the family, so it is naturally difficult for him to visit again, so this matter can only be temporarily suppressed.

After watching knocking on the icicles, Steward Lu took advantage of Xiao Han's time today to ask him for his advice on the New Year, and the morning passed quickly.

In the afternoon, small merchants and vendors appeared from time to time on the main road of Xiao's Zhuangzi, or leading donkeys or driving ox carts, and sent the things that Xiao Han had ordered yesterday, and for a while, the always quiet Zhuangzi was also lively.

When the people who delivered things came to the village, their first impression was that it was clean! A long cement road, it doesn't look like it has been paved to the end, and there is no debris on it!

On both sides of the road, neat and tidy large brick houses, almost every household has a few pieces of meat hanging under the window, can everyone here eat meat?

Before I was surprised, there was another commotion at the intersection, and a group of half-old children rushed over with shouts, shouting while rushing: "Oh no, no! The big pig is attacking the city! ”

When I heard this, I knew that I was crazy when I listened to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!

At the mouth of Zhuangzi, the man who killed the pig drove more than a dozen pigs, and walked for most of the day to come to Xiao's Zhuangzi, a pair of legs were about to be broken, and when he came to Zhuangzi, his legs and stomach were trembling, leaning against the wall, and he rested for a long time.

He can't help it, he collected these pigs one by one yesterday, and it was not easy to make up enough for Xiao Han!

The number is enough, but when it was the turn to deliver the goods, the man remembered that if he killed them and sent them over, not to mention that a few cars would not be able to pull them! Even if it is pulled, how much effort does it take? How much does it cost?

A man is a real person! Even if the employer doesn't feel sorry for the money, but this can save a point, it is a share, the big deal is the same as chasing ducks, don't you get it in a hurry?

Just do what you say, pull out the whip of the donkey, eat enough, drink enough water, and then start to drive the pigs!

Not to mention, in a crowded place, it is quite easy to drive pigs, it may be that pigs are also afraid of people, let them turn where to turn, in Chang'an all the way, there is no fork, so that the generals guarding the door are amazed!

The man was shaking the whip at that time, not to mention how proud he was, but who would have thought that as soon as he walked out of Chang'an Gate and came to the wilderness, this group of beasts immediately changed their temperament.

The man was in a hurry and whipped it over......

Now it's a disaster, and the pigs are scattered! Four little short legs, the one that runs is called fast, and they still run in all directions! That scene! Gee......

When the man saw this scene, he almost didn't come up in one breath, and fainted directly! Fortunately, there were other food deliverers with them, and when the big guy saw this, he came up to help together, and then the escaped pigs were driven together again!

Along the way, with the help of everyone, the man finally came to Xiao's Zhuangzi, rested for a while, and then came to his senses, walked over to the helpers one by one, and thanked them for their help, otherwise today, he would have to be killed by this group of beasts!

The people of the Xiao family Zhuangzi are very kind, some people bring hot water from the house and let them drink some to warm their bodies, and some people want the young people who are blue from the cold to come into the house to warm up.

After thanking them repeatedly, he took the bowl and drank the steaming water, but he refused to go to the house to rest.

I came to deliver the goods myself, I was wearing tatters, there were many holes in a pair of shoes, and I was ashamed to panic when I stepped on other people's cement streets, how embarrassed to go to someone's house again! Besides, if you don't get this money in your hand, you have no bottom in your heart after all!

The big scale has been cooked, according to the instructions of the Hou Ye, why don't you take advantage of the bitterness, don't worry about a pound or eight taels! After the scale, the vendor went to the table next to the account room to withdraw the money, all yellow, orange and orange copper plates, strung with rattan thread, put into the blanket heavy and gratifying!

The speed of the weighing was very fast, until the cart full of sugar cane was finished, and only the man who sold pork was left.

Uncle Zizi was just about to carry the big pig to the largest pole with a few old guys, but the man who killed the pig hurriedly stopped it.

"A few old brothers, a few old brothers! Don't be busy yet! That little brother went to me that day, but he paid the price of pork, which should be calculated according to the whole pig, and the little brother will lose! The skin, the bones, and the entrails are worthless! "The man is so anxious that his face is red, what people buy, you have to give people something, where can you do the business of deception?

Uncle Zizi was stunned for a few moments, put down the big fat pig that was screaming, and asked the man: "Then you say, what do you call this?" ”

"A few old brothers, you see, I didn't come with a knife, I thought before I came, anyway, the little brother bought meat to prepare for the Yuan Day, and I killed the pig on the spot! As for the pig's head, you can take it to commemorate your ancestors, and the pig bones can be boiled into soup, if you want these two things, I will sell them cheaply, as for the pig skin and pig offal, you can keep it if you want, don't want money, if you don't want it, I will pull it back, okay? ”

Xiao Han was listening outside the crowd at this time, and when he heard that this person was so real, he couldn't help but nod again and again, the Tang people are so sincere even a pawn of a peddler, and if Tang is not prosperous, it is a big mistake!

After calling Xiaodong to whisper, Xiaodong nodded, separated everyone and came to Uncle Stunned, and whispered a few words to Uncle Stunned, and Uncle Stunned said to the man with a smile: "Okay, it's okay!" Although we can kill a pig too, it is not too neat, and the meat always tastes bloody! Today, your professional is here, so that we can open our eyes, let's go to the field over there, where the pig was killed before!

After that, Uncle Stunned and others helped drive the pig to the ground, followed by a large group of idle people who had nothing to do to watch the excitement.

Ask a few people to carry the first pig to a stone platform, and then put the copper basin on the shelf, the man wanted to tie the pig with a rope at first, but Uncle Stunned said: The bundle is too slow, so many pigs, it is dark after the bundle, just let a few old guys help you press it!

Looking at a few muscular old men catching pigs like catching docile Mianyang, the man sighed, while explaining to a few people how to insert a knife and bleed cleanly, while the knife fell in his hand, the sharp knife of the cow ear entered the pig's neck, which caused the children watching around to exclaim!

A knife down, the fat pig obviously struggled hard, but the knife did not spurt blood, the man took the knife in the pig's neck and stirred, pulled out the knife like lightning, and bit it with his teeth! At the same time, he dragged the pig's ears to the edge of the stone platform with both hands, and began to bleed into the basin.

The bright red pig's blood stream flowed down like a stream, and the pig struggled desperately, but was crushed to death by a few old men next to him! You can only open your mouth and wail!

The crowd was stimulated by the blood and shouted loudly, and no one noticed that the pigs in the corner of the arched wall heard the wailing of their own kind, and there was a noticeable commotion!

The largest pig inside, with a total of three or four hundred pounds, ran over with a sound, and when he saw the person who killed the pig, he screamed and rushed over!

Xiao Han, who was watching the excitement with relish, never thought that a pig could be so powerful when he rushed up!

The round little eyes were full of red bloodshots, the hooves of four bowls were flying up and down, and the big pig's mouth was drooling, like crazy!

Uncle Zizi saw the big fat pig rushing over, and they didn't dare to frustrate its edge, so they could only hurriedly dodge, and at this moment, the pig on the platform that had no strength also returned to the light, taking advantage of this vacancy, turned over and jumped off the stone platform and ran!

"Pig ...... The pig ran away again...", a little girl cried out blankly, biting her fingers.

As a result, the great cause of catching pigs in Xiao Zhuangzi began again......