Chapter 1363: You pack the food, I pack the painting

Although he regretted that Jin Shengxian was not alive, but with the allusion of Jin Shengsi's wine, the greasy fat man still drank a little drunk.

Although he was slightly drunk and his steps were vain, the greasy fat man still insisted on packing leftovers for his dog.

Today, the fat man has a poor appetite, there are a lot of leftovers, plus most of the jar of wine, one person can't take it at all, not to mention that the fat man is still slightly drunk and floating. So, Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao became the labor of the fat man, Liu Dadao carried two food boxes, and Zhu Ping'an held a jar of wine and sent the fat man home.

"Youlao, put it here, you can go back." When he got home, the greasy fat man leaned against the door frame and waved his arms to see off the guests.

"Fatty, do you have a conscience, our son-in-law invited you to dinner again, sent you back, and helped you get things, so he sent you home, and you drove people away, and even invited us to drink a cup of tea, even if you unload the mill and kill the donkey, you didn't unload it like this." Liu Dadao saw the fat man unloading and killing the donkey like this, and almost didn't throw the food box in his hand to the ground.

"Ahem...... the fat man said with a little blush, "I don't even have tea at home, how can I invite you to tea." ”

"No tea, no water?" Liu Dadao snorted.

"There is water, but what kind of family are you, how can you drink boiled water." The greasy fat man replied.

"If you can drink it, if you can't drink it, you have to ask, how much does it mean." Liu Dadao pursed his lips.

"Okay, there are a few broken bowls at home, and a pot of white water, do you want to go in and drink a bowl of water?" The greasy fat man coped.

"Okay."

As soon as Zhu Ping'an's greasy fat man's voice fell, he nodded in response.

"Ha, don't drink it, then ...... Ahh The fat man didn't think that Zhu Ping'an would respond at all, so what he said was based on Zhu Ping'an's refusal, and halfway through the words, he suddenly reacted, Zhu Ping'an actually came down just now, and he was suddenly surprised by the boss.

"Well, after drinking some wine and walking all the way, it will be really thirsty. Brother Hu is gracious, we will not fake. Zhu Ping'an smiled and nodded in the surprised gaze of the greasy fat man.

"Yes, we're thirsty." Liu Dadao followed.

"Uh, I only have boiled water in my house, and I don't have a single tea leaf, it's really not an exaggeration, so you can drink it too?!" The greasy fat man repeated it again, and said with a reluctant look on his face.

"Of course I can drink it, I can drink it too much. We are not from a big family, my family is a farmer in a mountain village, and Dadao is a hunter in a mountain village. Boiled water has been drunk since childhood, and tea and everything is only drunk during the New Year's holidays. Zhu Ping'an said with a smile as he squeezed into the yard from the fat man.

"Thank you for your hospitality, let's go pour some water." Liu Dadao followed closely behind Zhu Ping'an and squeezed into the courtyard from the fat man.

After Zhu Ping'an walked into the house where the fat man lived, he couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth, this fat man was really sloppy.

The house was like a pig's nest, messy and dirty, clothes were skimmed, garbage was thrown away, the ground was almost full of garbage and sundries, and Zhu Ping'an could hardly find a place to put his feet when he entered the house.

The bowls on the dining table were turned upside down, the leftovers of soup flowed half of the table, and the remaining half of the table was also oily, I don't know how long it had been since the table had been wiped, the chairs and stools were crooked, and only one was standing. The bed was dirty, the quilts were piled up in a corner, the sheets were all yellow, and there were shoes, socks, and clothes piled under the bed......

The whole room was filled with a suffocating smell, and Zhu Ping'an was almost not smoked when he entered the door.

There is only one place in the whole room that can barely be called clean, and that is the desk. Although the books are not neatly arranged, they are much better than the rest of the house, and they are a rare pure land.

No wonder the fat man didn't want to come in with Liu Dadao, it turned out that he didn't want people to see a scene that damaged his image.

Zhu Ping'an suddenly understood.

"Hey, the leftovers on this table are a little familiar, isn't this what you packed and brought back to feed the dog yesterday?! How did you get to the table? What's the matter, is your dog on the table too?! ”

Liu Dadao saw the leftovers of soup on the table, and couldn't help but look up at the greasy fat man, and asked repeatedly.

"Ahem, you can sit casually, sit casually, and I'll pour water for you." The greasy fat man coughed, pretending not to hear Liu Dadao's words.

"You're a pig's nest here." Liu Dadao pursed his lips, "No wonder you want us to come in." ”

"The eldest husband should sweep away the world and settle down in one room? Mess up, mess up, harmless, harmless. ”

The greasy fat man said cheekily.

"Brother Hu, how can you sweep the world if you don't sweep a house. In such an environment, it's not comfortable to live in. Big knife, come, take a hand, let's help Brother Hu clean up the house simply. When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he pulled the corners of his mouth speechlessly, he really couldn't stand it anymore, and beckoned Liu Dadao to clean up the house together.

"Ahem, what's so embarrassing...... I'll bring you a broom......" The greasy fat man said how embarrassed he was, but he was not embarrassed at all in action, pouting his ass and turning out two small brooms from the corners of the horns, and handed them to Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao.

After handing over the tools, the greasy fat man slipped away, and there was no intention of cleaning up together.

"Dead fatty, come back, this is to clean up the house for you, don't want to be idle, go and work for me!"

Liu Dadao dragged the fat man with one hand, although the fat man was tall and fat, but in Liu Dadao's hands, he was like a cub.

"Ahem, I'm going to pour water for you." The greasy fat man excused.

"Come less, what water to drink at this time, and talk about it after cleaning." Liu Dadao dragged the fat man to him and instructed the fat man, "Tell you, we sweep, you clean up, don't want to be lazy." ”

"Childe, you rest, I'll clean up with the fat man." Liu Dadao cleaned up Liu Dadao, turned to Zhu Ping'an and said.

"It's okay, more people do it faster." Zhu Ping'an said with a smile, and the movements in his hands did not stop at all.

About half an hour later, Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao, plus the greasy fat man who grinded foreign workers, cleaned up the house.

"Wow, I didn't expect the room to look like this."

Thanks to Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao, the greasy fat man saw what the room he lived in was like for the first time.

Liu Dadao didn't bother to complain about the fat man, and urged, "Pour the water, your throat is dry, it's smoking." ”

"Yes, yes, drink water, drink water." The greasy fat man poured three bowls of water, put them on the desk, and asked Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao to drink water.

His desk is much cleaner than the dining table, although the dining table has just been cleaned up, but the oil stain on the table is not easy to deal with, this needs to be treated with soap, but the fat man does not have a soap corner, so the dining table just wiped the obvious stains with a rag, and the oil stain had to be dealt with by the fat man another day.

"Well, you're a good drawing." When Zhu Ping'an was drinking water, he turned over the rice paper stacked on the fat man's desk and said to the fat man.

"This painting is my work of self-amusement, and it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance." The greasy fat man replied unconcernedly.

"I like Brother Hu's paintings very much, I don't know if Brother Hu can cut his love." Zhu Ping'an arched his hand.

"It's just a work of practicing the pen, the little brother doesn't dislike it, just take it." The fat man didn't care at all.

Zhu Ping'an suddenly smiled, his face was smiling like a flower, he regarded the fat man's painting as a treasure, and asked the fat man to inscribe and stamp the painting. The fat man also had a good impression of Zhu Ping'an, he continued to entertain guests, and also helped him clean up the house. For Zhu Ping'an's request, there is no choice. He tossed and turned, found a stamp, pressed it on the painting, and left the four big characters of "Tianchi Yuyin" with the dragon and phoenix and phoenix dancing.

Seeing the four-character stamp of "Tianchi Yuyin", Zhu Ping'an smiled even brighter, as if Venus was coming out of his eyes, and he regarded the painting as a treasure, and carefully rolled it up, as if the painting was not a painting, but a priceless treasure.

"Childe, it's just a broken painting...... Liu Dadao saw this and said puzzled.

"What, you want a pair too?!" Zhu Ping'an seemed to have misheard Liu Dadao's words, and was surprised, and then looked at the greasy fat man.

"Take it." The fat man waved his hand absently, not taking it seriously.

"Childe, no, who is rare...... Liu Dadao hurriedly explained.

"What, you want to ...... the paintings on the table" Zhu Ping'an seemed to have drunk too much, and once again misheard.

"Take it, take it, take it all...... "The greasy fat man waved his hand indifferently, these paintings were all painted by him for the enrollment of private schools, and they were just distributed to passers-by as propaganda.

So, Zhu Ping'an asked the fat man to inscribe a few words on each painting, and after pressing the stamp, they were all packed.