Chapter 1395: Whimsical Zhu Ping'an
In the eyes of Wei Guogong and the three of them for the funeral, Zhu Ping'an walked firmly to the door of the handsome tent and stepped into the sun.
When he walked to the door, Zhu Ping'an stopped.
When Wei Guogong and the others saw this, they thought that Zhu Ping'an regretted it and was timid, but they could understand it.
After all, in their opinion, Zhu Ping'an is actually tantamount to seeking death when he goes out to solve the problem of rebellious soldiers now. There are 3,000 of these rebels, and they are the rebels who killed Huang Shilang, and there is no possibility of being persuaded. If Zhu Ping'an goes out at this time, he will definitely be killed by the rebels as soon as possible.
Isn't it normal to be afraid of death, this is human nature, how can there be anyone in the world who is not afraid of death.
Aren't they themselves afraid of death, so they were even a little relieved to see Zhu Ping'an stop.
"Uncle, Father-in-law He, don't write a suicide note, use the pen, ink, paper and inkstone used to write the suicide note, and write a death free ticket."
Zhu Ping'an stood at the door, paused, turned his head and said to Wei Guogong, Linhuai Marquis and He Gonggong.
"Huh?!"
"Write a death free ticket?!"
Wei Guogong opened his mouth wide in surprise, and looked at Zhu Ping'an in a daze, a little unable to believe his ears.
"Yes. Uncle, Father-in-law He, please write 3,000 death-free coupons, don't forget to use the seal. ”
Zhu Ping'an nodded and said with a serious face.
Wei Guogong was stunned for two seconds, then shook his head with tears and laughter, looked at Zhu Ping'an with caring eyes, and said with a wry smile, "Write a coupon to avoid death?!" Hehe, virtuous nephew, you are really too little to do and whimsical. No matter how many death-free papers we write for ourselves, those rebels won't recognize it. ”
"Hehe, virtuous nephew, it's not a matter of quantity, let alone writing 3,000 death-free coupons, it's useless to write 30,000 death-free papers. How could those rebels outside recognize the death scroll. ”
Linhuai Hou also reciprocated with the same caring eyes for the mentally retarded, and said to Zhu Ping'an with a smile and a smile
"Hehe, Lord Xiao Zhu, you have made the miscellaneous family laugh a little......" Gonggong He shook his head.
In their laughter, Zhu Ping'an shook his head slightly, and said with a serious face, "Uncle, Father-in-law He, these three thousand death-free rolls are not for us, but for the three thousand rebels outside!" ”
Ha?!
We heard you right?! Skip death tickets to the 3,000 rebels outside?!
When Wei Guogong and the others heard this, their faces were deformed in surprise, and the back molars of their mouths were exposed......
The next second later, the three people who were dying of Wei Guogong couldn't help laughing, "Poof...... Nephew, are you preparing for the next life?! The rebels killed us, and we also gave them a death scroll, saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter...... Are you doing this to accumulate good fortune for us in the underworld, so that we can live a better life below, and give birth to a good family?! ”
Zhu Ping'an shook his head speechlessly, I grew up under the red flag, how could I have this kind of thought.
"Huh? Isn't it? Wei Guogong and the others were surprised.
"Of course not." Zhu Ping'an nodded vigorously, and was about to explain to them, but he heard a deafening shouting and killing sound from outside. It was obvious that the rebels outside had already robbed the gold, silver and jewels.
Wei Guogong, Linhuai Marquis and He Gonggong heard the shouting and shouting outside, and suddenly couldn't laugh anymore, and their faces turned pale with fright.
"Uncle, Father-in-law He, it's too late to explain, please believe me, sketch 3,000 copies of the Death-free Volume, and seal it. Whether or not the mutiny can be quelled this time, these 3,000 copies of the death free paper are the key. Please. ”
Zhu Ping'an waved his hand and bowed deeply to them, said in a sincere tone, and then turned around and walked quickly outside the tent.
Wei Guogong looked at Zhu Ping'an in surprise, and walked out of the tent with firm strides and walked towards the rebels......
"He's really not afraid of death......" Gonggong He looked at Zhu Ping'an's back and said to himself, "Scholars are used to being greedy for life and afraid of death, and the miscellaneous family has never seen a scholar with such courage......"
"It's really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers!" Wei Guogong muttered.
"He's not a newborn calf, he's a high-spirited young man......" Linhuai Hou shook his head slightly, inexplicably had a trace of confidence in Zhu Ping'an, and Linhuai Hou also felt a little incomprehensible, but he had a trace of confidence.
"Then are we going to write a suicide note, or are we writing a death ticket?" Wei Guogong turned his head to look at Linhuai Hou and He Gonggong.
"Don't die......" Gonggong He said without hesitation, he was a eunuch, and he didn't need to write a suicide note at all.
"Let's not die." Linhuai Hou also spoke.
Wei Guogong looked at Linhuai Hou in surprise, after all, the proposal to write a suicide note was proposed by Linhuai Hou, how could he change his mind.
"We hid in the tent, Zihou stepped forward, and asked us to write a death-free paper before leaving, we can't live up to Zihou's trust...... In addition, it is not too late to wait until the last minute to write a suicide note......"
Linhuai Hou looked at the tent and lost his mind.
"You ...... Alas, if you don't die, you won't die, I'll go crazy with you......" Wei Guogong stomped his feet, and then pouted his ass and turned out the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone in the corner of the handsome tent.
Wei Guogong and the three of them sat on the ground, cut the rice paper, and began to write the paper without death. The reason why he sat on the ground was because the tables and chairs in the handsome tent had been pulled out by Zhu Ping'an's soldiers before he had commanded him to build a defensive line.
Outside the tent, the three thousand rebels had already snatched up the gold, silver and jewelry, and once again began to attack the defense line at the door of the tent.
This line of defense was built with tables and chairs, etc., which was stronger than the previous one of the meat shield defense lines, and the soldiers pushed the tables and chairs and other objects to block it. However, even if it is stronger than the previous line of defense, it is still crumbling under the impact of the three thousand angry rebels, and it seems that it will be torn by the rebels in the next second.
"The dog officer doesn't give us a way to live, and we don't give the dog officer a way to live, kill the dog officer!!"
"The government forced the people to rebel, and they had to rebel!"
"Officer Dog, return my wife's food and soldiers' salary!"
"Dog officer, Huang Shilang is still waiting for you below, we will send you to be with Huang Shilang!"
"Brothers, there is no turning back when you open the bow, kill the dog officer, snatch back our soldiers' salaries, wives and food, and throw them into the Japanese to ......"
The angry rebels frantically stormed the front line of the tent, shouting and killing at the tent at the top of their throats.
Zhu Ping'an walked out of the tent, firmly walked towards the crumbling defense line, and walked towards the crazy rebels, with a calm and calm face, and whispered in his mouth:
"Young chivalry, befriending Wuduxiong. Liver and gallbladder holes, hair shrugging. In the conversation, life and death are the same. A promise is a thousand gold. Push bravely, be bold and arrogant. Light cover embrace, Lianfei, Doucheng East. Booming drinking, spring floating cold urn, sucking the sea and weeping rainbows. Idle eagle and dog, white feather picks the eagle bow, cunning Russian empty. Le hurriedly ......"