On the rocks by the river down the hillside, Zhu Ping'an and the black-bellied little Lori stared at each other, and the atmosphere was a little strange for a while.

"What did you call me for?" Zhu Ping'an spread out his little fat hand and asked helplessly.

"Haha, you spoke first, you lost." The black-bellied little Lori jumped up from the stone and clapped her hands excitedly.

Lose your sister, when will I play the game of who will speak first with you, Zhu Ping'an is really speechless. In other words, this girl has a new set of clothes, you don't have to be so capricious if you have money, you change a set of clothes a day, it's obviously a little fox, why should you dress up like a flower butterfly, although it looks good.

"Hey, what do you mean by rolling your eyes?" The black-bellied little Lori Li Shu pinched her waist and walked up to Zhu Ping'an and asked angrily, "No, I'm going to tell Master Sun that you won't hand over the cultivation and eavesdrop on the class."

I'm scared of you!

"Okay, Miss, let's talk about it directly." Zhu Ping'an was completely defeated under the threat of the black-bellied little Lori, and said with a sigh.

Sure enough, it's still like this bastard, which makes people unhappy!

"Ah, what is your attitude, believe it or not, I told the master to go!"

The black-bellied little Lori Li Shu pouted, stretched out her chubby little hand and poked Zhu Ping'an's head lightly twice, her face was not good.

"Believe, believe, of course."

Bow your head when you should bow your head, this realization is still there, you are not the kind of person who wants to die to save face and suffer sin, what's wrong with bowing your head and bending over. The grass bends under the strong wind, but it will still be strong to accept the sun and rain after the wind and rain stop; The heavy snow weighs down the green pine, your green pine iron bones don't bend over, you are fine with heavy snow, what about the blizzard, after the storm, the green pine is broken. As long as you take root in the land, do not turn your back on your position, bend over, bow your head, so what's the matter.

"Are you eavesdropping on the lesson, is it interesting, tell me what you heard." The big round eyes of the black-bellied little Lori are full of curiosity, of course, the problem of tsundere stinky farts can't be changed, "Hmph, I gave you this chance because I saw that you were pitiful." ”

"After listening to the three-character scripture, at the beginning of man, his nature is good. Sex is similar, Xi is far away" Zhu Ping'an is like a number of treasures, one by one.

"You're going to waste your chance, huh?" The black-bellied little Lori Li Shu was very dissatisfied.

"I also listened to a thousand-character text, the heaven and earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate. The sun and the moon are shining, and the Chensu column Zhang" Zhu Ping'an continued.

"Forget it, I'd better go tell the master."

The black-bellied little Lori got up from the stone, stepped out of her short legs, and looked like I was going to sue you for a black posture.

"There's also a story about the little red dress." Zhu Ping'an saw that the little Lori with a black belly was pretending again, so he had to take out the story of going to the orphanage to coax the children before.

"Oh, then I'll just make it hard to hear."

The black-bellied little Lori retracted her short legs and sat back on the stone.

Sure enough, coaxing children is still a fairy tale.

"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was loved by everyone," Zhu Ping'an said slowly.

"People love me, am I cute?" The black-bellied little Lori interrupted Zhu Ping'an's words and asked.

belch

The big bad wolves in the story are cuter than you! Of course, this cannot be said.

"Not as cute as you" Zhu Ping'an pulled the corners of his mouth and said against his will.

The black-bellied little Lori was satisfied, and the arrogant and stinky fart asked Zhu Ping'an to start talking again.

"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who loved everyone and liked to wear a very beautiful little red dress given to her by her grandmother, so people called her a little red dress."

The black-bellied little Lori pursed her lips and whispered, "I won't wear the same clothes every day." ”

"One day, my mother said to Little Red Dress: 'Grandma is sick, you can help your mother bring some snacks to visit her.' My mother also instructed: 'Grandma lives in the forest, and the road is very long, so you should be careful on the road and don't be playful!' ’”

Well, Zhu Ping'an changed the story of Little Red Riding Hood to the story of the Little Red Dress, but there were no girls wearing hats in the Ming Dynasty, so it was changed to the Little Red Dress.

Little Red Dress met a wolf in the forest, she had never seen a wolf before, and she did not know that wolves were ferocious, so she told the wolf the purpose of coming to the forest. When the wolf found out, he tricked the little red dress into picking mushrooms, and the big bad wolf ran to the hut in the woods and dressed up as the voice of the little red dress to knock on the door of the grandmother's room. The big bad wolf swallowed the grandmother in the little red dress whole, and the big bad wolf pretended to be the grandmother, and the big wolf opened his mouth, "Gollum! With a bang, without even biting, he swallowed the little red dress into his stomach. ”

"Have you eaten them all?"

Later, a woodcutter came, and the woodcutter took out a large pair of scissors, and while the big wolf had not yet woken up, he used the fastest movement, very carefully, to cut open the belly of the big wolf. Grandma and Little Red Dress are rescued from the wolf's belly. ”

Looking at the appearance of the black-bellied little Lori listening to the story carefully, Zhu Ping'an sighed that children are still easy to accept new things, if this story is told to adults in this era, it will definitely not be accepted, and will ask how the big bad wolf can speak, can the wolf's belly hold an adult and a child, why can the person who eats it in the stomach still come out well

After telling the story of the adapted version of Little Red Riding Riding Hood, Zhu Ping'an asked, "What did you learn after listening to this story?" ”

"Eat with chew"

Hearing this, the black-bellied little Lori blinked her eyes and tilted her head to say.

Eat with chewing!!!

It's not good at all!

The story of Little Red Riding Hood is to warn the little girl not to chat with strangers casually, not to be playful, and to go home early!

Zhu Ping'an also hopes that this story can make the black-bellied little Lori stay away from herself, a stranger, and don't play outside, hurry up and go home to be your door and don't go out of the door.

But I didn't expect that the black-bellied little Lori didn't play cards according to common sense at all, and she had to chew it when she ate, which shocked Zhu Ping'an.

The black-bellied little Lori listened to the story with relish.,The story told by this little poor sour is different from what everyone else tells.,It seems to be very interesting.。

"Well, seeing that you are working so hard, I will give you another chance, you are talking about one."

The black-bellied little Lori came to a sentence with a proud stinky fart.

"Uh" Zhu Ping'an was stunned, looked at the sun in the sky, the master will also rest from class, "Okay, I'll tell you a story about the frog prince." ”

"Once upon a time, there was a king. His daughters were all very beautiful, especially the little one, and even the sun that had seen everything shone on her face every time she was amazed at her beauty. There was a large dark forest near the king's palace. In the forest, under an old linden tree, there is a well"

The black-bellied little Lori listened carefully, and felt that the story told by this little Wang Ba was quite interesting, and what she said was good.

What, even the sun shines on her face, she is surprised by her beauty, oops, it makes people a little shy

"The little princess didn't like this ugly frog very much"

When Zhu Ping'an said this, he was interrupted by the black-bellied little Lori, "If it were me, I wouldn't like this ugly frog even more, the toad wants to eat swan meat, hum, what I like is the best man in the world, if he is the champion, I want to be an official's wife."

The little kid is so unashamed, he puts the dowry yuan as an official wife to his mouth every day, too, such a little kid doesn't have the concept of shyness.

"Since then, the handsome prince and the beautiful little princess have lived happily ever after" Zhu Ping'an finally finished telling the story of the frog prince, during which he was interrupted several times by the black-bellied little Lori.

"What, a toad is a toad, and it will never become a prince stewed toad, or a braised toad, but it can't become a prince."