"Do you think this is a script or a romance opera, and the opening is so-and-so, you are in great trouble, and I am here to save you, and then talk nonsense, do you think you can become famous so easily? ! Hehe, you want to be promoted and make a fortune, you want to be stupid! I've seen a lot of people like you, and they want to lie to me! Go and go, don't stand in the way at the door. The steward sarcastically mocked Zhou Fangzheng one after another, waved his hand like a dog, and drove Zhou Fangzheng out.

"You-" Zhou Fangzheng's face was red.

"What are you, go and go." The steward waved his hand in the way, and then the guard behind the door rolled up his sleeves and "invited" Zhou Fangzheng to the bottom of the steps.

But.

Zhou Fangzheng finally entered the Yan Mansion, not because of his eloquence to persuade the steward, but because he spent money to buy a folding fan in the study of the Year of the Crane.

After having the folding fan of the study in the Year of the Crane, this treatment is really different, and the steward at the gate of the Yan Mansion seems to change his face, and invites Zhou Fangzheng into the Yan Mansion with a smile.

After Zhou Fangzheng entered the Yan Mansion, he was invited into the waiting room to wait for the summons. Zhou Fang was walking around the waiting room of Yan's Mansion, and after waiting for about half an hour, Yan Shifan was shy, picking his teeth with a toothpick, and it was too late.

"This bear's paw is delicious today, but it's stuffed with teeth." Before Yan Shifan entered the door, he took out the shredded meat that stuffed his teeth, rubbed his cheeks with his fat fingers, complained, squinted his small eyes and turned his head to the subordinates who followed him and ordered, "You go and tell Lao Zhang in the back kitchen, the pair of bear paws sent from the north, when Ming'er stews again, stew a little more messy." ”

"Okay sir, let's go for the little one." The attendant nodded.

"." Yan Shifan scolded with a smile, flicked the toothpick in his hand away, clapped his hands, and entered the waiting room with a shy stomach.

"Xiaguan Zhou Fangzheng has seen Lord Yan." Zhou Fangzheng had already trotted to the door before Yan Shifan's feet had crossed the threshold, bowing very humbly.

"Hehe, isn't this Lord Zhou of Kedao, Lord Zhou is really a rare guest, what kind of wind blew our Lord Zhou here today." Yan Shifan squinted his eyes and glanced at Zhou Fangzheng, and said jokingly.

In the face of Yan Shifan's banter, Zhou Fangzheng was restrained and didn't know how to answer.

At this time, I heard a "poof" sound, and then an indescribable stench filled the air.

It stinks.

Zhou Fangzheng subconsciously covered his nose.

There were only two people in the room, and Zhou Fangzheng knew that this fart was not released by himself, so the answer could not be more obvious - this stinky fart was put by Yan Shifan.

If you don't hear it, it's unrealistic, the sound just now was too loud, and I covered my nose again, and it's unrealistic to pretend I didn't hear it.

But

Covering his nose by himself, will Yan Shifan think that he is sarcastic about him?! It was not easy for him to go through the Yan Mansion by chance last month, if he was hated by Yan Shifan because of such a trivial matter, wouldn't he have to lose a green cloud.

What to do?

What to do?

In a hurry, Zhou Fangzheng suddenly had an idea, his hand turned into a rub, rubbed his nose, and took two deep breaths, uh, a little sloppy, but Zhou Fang's front was very intoxicated, "Hey, why is there a strange fragrance?" ”

After such an urgent response, Zhou Fangzheng was complacent about his eagerness.

Yan Shifan swept at Zhou Fangzheng funny, looked at his flattering face, and knew in his heart that Zhou Fangzheng was complimenting himself. However, looking at Zhou Fangzheng's standard Chinese face, but making such a flattering and flattering expression, the contrast is so great, Yan Shifan couldn't help but have a bad taste, so he deliberately frowned, pretended to be pale, and said, "Farts don't stink, then according to what Imperial Doctor Wang said, it means that the fart person is sick in the heart, doesn't that mean that I am sick in the heart?" ”

When Zhou Fangzheng heard this, his face was very embarrassed, this was a slap on the horse's leg, and he hurriedly added to save it, "Lord Yan, if you say this, I'll take a closer look at it, don't say it, it's really stinky." ”

"Hahahaha~~"

When Yan Shifan heard this, he couldn't stop laughing.

Zhou Fangzheng understood at this time, what kind of fart stinks or not, whether he is sick or not, he is deliberately teasing himself, so his face is red and his ears are red, and he is very embarrassed.

"Hehe, I don't know what Lord Zhou is visiting today, what are you doing?" After Yan Shifan laughed, he got back to business and asked with squinted eyes.

Hearing Yan Shifan's question, Zhou Fangzheng came back to his senses from the embarrassment, and his spirits were lifted, he looked up at Yan Shifan, and said, "Lord Hui, Xia Guan has a big important matter to tell Yan Ge Lao and Lord Yan today." ”

"Big deal? Hehe. Yan Shifan couldn't help but smile when he heard this, "What is the big thing?" And I will tell my father. I'll hear it. ”

"Someone is planning to impeach Elder Yan in the next two days." Zhou Fangzheng looked at Yan Shifan and replied word by word.

"Someone wants to impeach my dad again?! Hehe~~ Who? Yan Shifan smiled when he heard this, he didn't take it very seriously, there have been many officials who have impeached the old man during this time, and one has popped up in a few days, and in the end, they are not all self-inflicted, and there is no exception.

"Yang Jisheng." Zhou Fangzheng replied.

"Yang Jisheng?" Yan Shifan was stunned for a moment, and his eyes turned to Zhou Fangzheng suspiciously.

Yang Jisheng wants to impeach the old man?!

When Yan Shifan heard the news at first glance, he felt a little unconvinced, Yang Jisheng was promoted by the old man. At the beginning, Yang Jisheng impeached Qiu Luan, but was imprisoned and degraded Di Dao, or the old man suggested that the saint re-appoint Yang Jisheng, and then the old man led Yang Jisheng to move four times a year, from the county order to the head of the Nanjing Military Department, and then to the Nanjing Military Department Wailang, and then transferred to the capital to serve as the military selection of the military department, the old man told himself more than once that he intended to make Yang Jisheng a confidant, although he was not very optimistic about Yang Jisheng.

However, the old man promoted Yang Jisheng so unusually, and this surnamed Yang was transferred to the capital for less than two months, and the old man was about to be impeached? !

Yan Shifan felt a little unbelievable when he heard it.

Among the military selection divisions of the capital military department, how many people are squeezing their heads into the position......

The old man still wants to develop Yang Jisheng as a confidant, but as a result, they directly impeached you.

"Yes, it is Yang Jisheng, it's true. Yesterday evening, Yang Jisheng invited me to his house, saying that there was a strange article to appreciate, but I didn't expect it to be the impeachment of the old pavilion, I spent a night with him last night, and took the opportunity to write down the note, just came out of Yang Jisheng's house. Zhou Fangzheng replied as if he was invited.