"Fishing, the main thing is patience!"

Xiao Han likes to look at Xiaodong's dazed appearance, it seems that he is too cultured, and he straightens his body, which is a good teacher for others and solves the doubts of this ignorant young man......

"You see, the fish here haven't been baited, but there are already several of them, aren't they? Let's be a little more patient and steady, fish, and we'll be hooked soon! ”

"Yes, what Master Hou said is right! Master Hou, what you said is right, you will definitely be able to catch a big fish, and when the time comes, let the fat uncle do it, and I can also drink soup......"

“…… Why do you feel so awkward, hey, no matter, it's all sycophants anyway, just make do with it......"

For Xiaodong's sycophant, Xiao Han is very useful, his eyes are narrowed, no wonder the emperor loves traitors, some people speak well, especially for people, if they are all so real, it is estimated that they will be angry......

Half a cup of tea time passed, the earthworm on the hook was eaten up by Xiaoyuxing, and the goose feathers that were always shaking just now did not move, Xiao Han and Xiaodong had to pull up the rod and put on a new bait......

Half an hour passed...... The rod, the bait, and the bait have been changed four or five times, and even the goose feathers have been bitten away by the big fish several times, but what makes people maddened is that there are no fish on the bait......

"It's going to be bait, so many fish ......" Xiao Han said easily, but the hands holding the fishing rod had green tendons bulging, and Xiaodong's eyelids were jumping wildly, so he quickly moved his butt to the side, for fear of splashing blood......

Another half hour passed......

"Ahh.........hh I'm mad, go die!! ”

Xiao Han, whose last trace of patience was exhausted, slammed the fishing rod into the water without warning, scaring Xiaodong next to him like a rabbit to the side.

His pole fell, and he also slammed Xiaodong's pole next to him into the water, maybe it didn't feel enjoyable, so he turned his head and threw the stone under his buttocks into it, splashing a big splash and drenching Xiaodong's face......

"Master Hou, don't talk about patience, the most important thing is ......"

"Get out! Get out of the way and go patiently! I'm mad, I'm going to do it*, blow up all the damn fish in this river, I'm mad!! Ahhh......h

The stunned man carefully poked his head out over there and watched Hou Ye shouting by the river, the surrounding stones were thrown into the water by Hou Ye, and he accidentally moved a big one, and he didn't move it for a long time, Xiaodong couldn't help it, laughed, and went around in a circle to chase and kill Xiaodong......

Don't dare to come here, just look at it, once you come, who knows if this fire will hit him......

It's a pity that the stunned man didn't want to come over, but he was seen by the angry Xiao Han, and pointed at the ghostly stunned man and shouted angrily: "Get out!" I blame you, what kind of earthworms are you digging, these fish would rather eat the hairs than the earthworms you dig! Go dig for my favorite fish! If you can't catch a fish today, you don't have to eat dinner! ”

"Ah???h

The stunned man was dumbfounded, and quickly put on his shoes and ran over, and shouted out against the sky: "Wronged, Master Hou, the earthworms are good, I used them to catch so many crabs over there, you can't blame me!" ”

"Let it go...... What a word! Xiao Han just wanted to scold the word fart, and took it back again, he is now a high-ranking nobleman, how can he be so ignorant of etiquette and scold people at will? Of course, the words that have just been angry and swearing for time naturally can't count......

"What crabs, where are the crabs?" Xiao Han turned his head and looked stunned, but he didn't see him carrying crabs there.

Seeing that Xiao Han suddenly stopped being angry, he suddenly felt blessed to his heart, and hurriedly pointed to the back of the dirt bag and said: "It's over here, really, lie to you that I'm a puppy, I just watched it, and I haven't bothered to catch it, it's so much, it's so big, it's almost caught me, it's really exciting!" ”

"Really? Let's go, go see ......"

Xiao Han was skeptical, and then looked at the fishing rod floating on the water, anyway, the fish can't be caught today, if there are crabs, it seems to be good, this thing is steamed and eaten, and the small ones are fried and eaten, how to eat it is a delicacy, of course, if you are stunned, the water is not too cold, let him go in and swim for a while to help him exercise......

took off his shoes and pulled his trouser legs, Xiao Han held his shoes in one hand and the hem of his clothes in the other, so he followed the stunned man to see the crabs, as for Xiaodong, he had already walked in front of the stunned man, and he also looked back at Xiao Han secretly from time to time, his concentration was not enough, how dare he laugh just now, it was too stupid......

The water in late autumn is not too cool, and it is quite comfortable to step barefoot on the riverbed full of sand and small pebbles, and feel the water hitting your feet.

After walking a few steps, Xiao Han looked down at the pebbles of different shapes, and suddenly remembered that it should be quite beautiful to inlay these stones on the outer wall with cement......

"Master Hou, there are really crabs, it's so big!"

Before he could figure out how to make use of these beautiful little stones, Xiaodong's voice came from the front, Xiao Han heard the sound, and hurriedly raised his head and ran forward, there are crabs, who cares about the Rausch stones?!

"Don't move, wait for me to see, how did you catch it?!"

shouted, this rushed over, the waves were so big, almost threw Xiao Han directly into the river, and finally stabilized his body, only to find out that the stunned man had just dug a small pit by the river and made a trap when they were "feeding the fish".

Stunned Zi was pointing to this outrageous trap and proudly introduced to Xiaodong: "...... Then I connected them together with a small waterway, and poured all the remaining earthworms into it, covered them with branches, and I found a warm place to sleep......

"And then? How did they get in? Xiao Han had never seen anyone catch crabs with traps, and when he heard it, his heart was itching, so he hurriedly asked.

"And then? And then...... When it was time for you to be angry, I also happened to wake up, and at this time, there were already several big crabs, catfish, and even a few small white shrimp in the small pit, and I didn't know how to get in......" Scratching his head, he replied embarrassedly.

"Damn, stupid people have stupid blessings? Forget it, don't worry about it so much! Don't be stunned, hurry up and get the fish basket, there are steamed crabs to eat tonight! ”

Xiao Han screamed, and then lay on the edge of the pit and grabbed it, but the crabs in this river were very fierce, holding a big clamp in the muddy water that was not deep, looking like I was not easy to mess with, which made Xiao Han want to catch it again, but he was afraid of being caught in the ......

Fortunately, the stunned man finally showed a little skill in this regard, ran to the side in a few steps to pick up a small branch, and shook it in front of the flaunting crab, and the big crab clamped the branch with a clamp, and it was not loose, and then it was like fishing, and was directly mentioned to the ground by the stunned man.

The crab that was rampant in the water was slaughtered when it reached the ground, and Xiao Han, who was smiling with joy, lifted one of its hind paws and weighed it in the air.

"Well, it's very fat, it's five or six taels! Today is a blessing! ”

With this ready-made example, Xiao Han and Stunned Zi were busy, and on the edge of this river, they made a trap at intervals, and dug more than ten traps before they sat down to rest.

The water in the Tang Dynasty was too clean, and there were not many people in the Tang Dynasty who caught fish, and the fish, shrimp and crabs in the river were almost turned upside down, Xiao Han and they ran to eat, and there were five or six big crabs in this fish basket, as for the small ones, they were all thrown back into the river, and they would be talked about when they grew up!

After school at noon, students of all sizes bit their fingers to see Hou Ye screaming and catching crabs, and the envious look in his eyes was about to drip out, but in the end, he was slapped on the head by the old lady who came to pick up the school.

"Look at what! Hurry up and give me a meal! The little marquis is really, what don't you catch, go and catch the worms......"

Fortunately, no one scolded Xiao Han for losing his mind, it is estimated that in their eyes, Hou Ye should spend all day drinking, playing everywhere, having meat at meals, and wine at meals, which may be the best life in the eyes of hard-working villagers.

It's like asking a farmer what the emperor does every day, and the farmer will want to break his head, and then answer: "The emperor eats with a golden rice bowl every day, and then uses a golden hoe to farm the land ......", how high the position, how high the vision.

Just like now, Zhang Qiang crunched a crab clip while complaining that Xiao Han only needed to play all day, but he had to deal with so many people every day and deal with them tiringly......

Of course, Xiao Han knew that Zhang Qiang was tired and tired, but he seemed to be tired and tired of drinking bars...... And how is there a rouge mark on the neck? Still so new? This thing is ......... in broad daylight

For the sake of his brother's "happiness", Xiao Han decided not to tell Zhang Qiang that he didn't clean up his tail......

"Hey, there's no way, you were born to work hard, and when you meet such a good brother as me, you really have accumulated eight lifetimes of luck! But don't say it, this Rausch crab is really delicious, I have eaten it at home before, marinated with icing sugar or something, it's so greasy, not to mention anything else, just on the way to eat, you Xiao Han is definitely an ancestor-level character! In the future, if we can't get along, we won't starve to death if we go to a restaurant! ”

"Get out, will you say a good thing, I'm an upright Hou of the Tang Dynasty, it's not a shame to go and open a restaurant...... Make money no..."

“……… Earn, more than Baihua Pavilion! ”

"Hundred Flowers Pavilion?" Xiao Han immediately remembered the restaurant that was so luxurious that he was staggered, put down the crab in his hand, and asked Zhang Qiang: "By the way, how much copper money did you spend on inviting me to eat there that day?" ”

"No more, no more, half a catty of gold......"

"Five taels of gold? Lose your marbles? It's such an unpalatable thing, we still eat it and leave, which uses five taels of gold???? When Xiao Han heard this, he almost jumped up, he didn't remember what he ate that night, he only remembered that the maid was very handsome......

"Are you stupid, 16 taels a catty, why is half a catty five taels? Just like you, you dare to go to the school to teach arithmetic? It's over, what have all these Zhuangzi people learned? ”