Section 670 The city of Paris, the capital of feces and urine
Officer Hong stood with a musket in his hand rising and curling white smoke.
Pardo across from him had three eyes ---- an extra hole in his forehead.
was shot in the head by Hong Xuguan!
Of course! Rifled guns, dummies, flintlock pistols, finely researched gunpowder, and Seiko created the "Mazu Niangniang's artifact"!
Officer Hong Xu's gun is good, the gun is fast, and the gun speed is high. The accuracy is high, and it is better than Pardodo, so Pardo Cup!
The doctor stepped forward to examine Pardo and shook his head regretfully.
Three notaries signed to certify that Hong won the election.
It was a fair duel, and Pardo's friends did not make a fuss and sadly took his body.
They are not afraid to make trouble if they want to, and the officers in the southeast all carry guns, and some even carry trolls on their backs.
They have the aura of envoys, and they are fair duels, and if they make trouble, the Spaniards cannot afford to lose this face.
As for Officer Hung Xu, the officers were clamoring for him to be treated, and he did not want to see him and forget his friends, so he had to entrust Mr. Fabregas to inform Maria.
Monsieur Fabregas not only informed Maria, but was also summoned to the royal palace, where Philip IV personally inquired about the duel.
"Yes, General Hong's movements are very skilled, this is the actions of a soldier, he is a professional killer, and Pardo is a nobleman!" Mr. Fabregas pointed out bluntly.
He is a professional gunman, Pardo is an amateur gunman, and it is inevitable that he will be unlucky to send it to the door.
Philip IV put away his thoughts, stopped tempting, and restrained the rest of the Spaniards, so Pardo's death was in vain.
After a week's stay in Madrid, a bilateral treaty of friendship and commerce was concluded, and then a ceremony was held at the royal palace, where Philip IV personally saw them off.
As for Maria, the chick was crying so much that she could only say sorry!
Hong Xuguan was severely reprimanded by Yan Zhang, who was jealous of him: "It's irresponsible to leave when you shoot a cannon!" ”
was ridiculed by Hong Xiguan: "If you want to be responsible, you can't find a target, so you have to play five and fight one!" ”
They left Madrid and no longer went back, but went north, to Bilbao, where they waited for the South-Eastern Fleet, which was agreed, and the Spaniards also sent navigators.
The time was almost good, and after waiting for a few days, the formation arrived, officially bid farewell to Spain, and left for France.
France, a great power in Western Europe!
However, compared to the hospitality they received in Portugal and Spain, the French were much more indifferent.
They were polite and distant, with only one of them, Mr. Martin, who had sent an undersecretary for foreign affairs, to meet them at the western French port of Le Lavre (the Spaniards had sent a clipper to inform the French).
After all, the Easterners sent an ocean-going fleet to arrive, which deserves the respect of the French.
But the French are not big players in the Asian seas, they have some ships that arrive in Asia, there are not many on the whole, they are mainly trade, they are not interested in going to war to seize territory, and the French fleet is not strong.
The focus of the French is to fight for hegemony in Europe, the current king is Louis XIII (good wine), and the rise of the French fleet will not be until the time of his son Louis XIV, but now with Yan Changwu, Louis XIV can be majestic, or two words.
Hong Xiguan followed Mr. Mardan to Paris, and sat on the cold bench for three days, not to mention Mr. Mardan, and the rest of the French diplomats did not see him again.
So Hong Xiguan enjoyed himself and went sightseeing in Paris with his accomplices.
At that time, although Paris had some weather, it was not until Louis XIV that he did not hesitate to spend huge sums of money to repair palaces, gardens and squares.
The architecture is not brilliant, and it is even more uncomfortable for the senses of the Chinese----- Paris is very dirty, with feces and urine flowing and filth!
The citizens of European cities, following the tradition of the Roman Empire, poured excrement and urine from windows on the streets, and the excrement on the streets was trampled and crushed by human feet and horses' hooves, and spread layer by layer on the street, like a mille-feuille...... The sourness of the smell, imagine it.
Europe is still a bit progressive. In 17th-century Paris, France, according to the decree, you can't throw feces during the day, because the city roads are narrow, and there is nowhere to hide on the road. Before dumping feces and urine at night, you must shout "pay attention to urine" to remind passers-by to avoid in time. In Europe before, people had the freedom to splash dung at any time, and whether they would be reminded before splashing dung all depended on the quality of the person.
It is recorded that King Louis XIV of France was on patrol in Paris and was almost hit by excrement spilled from the upper floor.
Louis XIV built the Palace of Versailles, to a certain extent, to avoid the big in Paris and change to a new environment, which is not so smelly. (This is not a black Frenchman, the palace of Versailles was built with no toilets or toilet facilities, and the Dauphin had to defecate in the fireplace in his bedroom, which was nothing to Louis XIV, because he only bathed once a year!) )
So that's how high heels came about. Originally, high heels were worn by male nobles, in order to prevent the noble feet of the nobles from sinking into. The dukes and counts of Europe wore high heels, stepped on feces and muddy water, and had to be careful of the overhead commode air raids, walking in narrow alleys.
This is how perfume comes from, after all, living in such a big pit, no one can stand it, and wants to improve the feeling of the nose.
Europeans not only had the custom of pouring night pots into the street from windows, but also the custom of defecating in the open. In their own homes, there are also many Europeans who solve it anywhere.
The soldiers of the Southeast Army, who have always adhered to etiquette, ripped off their trousers together, released water on the streets and alleys of Paris, and fertilized the Seine!
It's been a long time since it's been this enjoyable!
In their diaries and travelogues, they spent a long time writing about such indecent things.
The soldier was angry, and the reporter was very unhappy!
Portugal and Spain also have various shortcomings, but Lisbon, Portugal is less stinky due to the sea breeze, and Spain simply carried out a city-wide cleaning in Madrid to welcome Chinese guests.
Paris was more influenced by the Romans, and at the same time, the French were not as polite and welcoming as the Portuguese and Spaniards.
After the visiting fleet returned to its homeland, Paris had the "reputation" of "the capital of and pee", and with the published books spread throughout Southeast Asia, the Ming Dynasty, West Asia, Ottoman Turkey, and Europe.
The code name of Paris has made the French ridiculed by the rest of the red-haired fans for many years! Even the Turks, who were considered barbarians, were entitled to ridicule the French, and the city of Paris was famous.
The character of people has always been to praise the high and the low, the Chinese are not welcomed, even if Hong Xuguan feels that he can't stay in Paris for a quarter of an hour, but the friendly and commercial treaty he wants has not been stamped, and he can't leave, and the efficiency of the French diplomatic department is too poor.
At this time, his heart was full of regret, he had known that he had stayed in Le Ravre and waited for the French to take the stamped treaty, but he came to Paris to smell it!
As for the Parisian beauties, if you think about it, you don't have that interest anymore, you have no heart, and you can't get hard when you smell that smell.
However, life events always change quickly, and when you are discouraged, Mr. Madan comes, he is very enthusiastic, and his face changes very quickly!
He treated him like an old friend, and took Hong Xuguan's hand to meet an old man.
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