Chapter 571: Li Rong's lament

"Don't talk about it! Go to bed! Xiao Han was about to get up and leave, but when he got together, he was quickly stopped by a group of people.

"Xiao Hou, Xiao Hou! Don't go so fast! Tell us one more! A guy with a beard on his face tugged at the corner of Xiao Han's clothes and didn't let go, as if Xiao Han didn't talk about it today, he didn't want to break free from him.

Looking down at this person, Xiao Han remembered clearly that he was wiping his saliva just now! didn't say it, it looks like I can't wear my robe, and I have nightmares when I sleep if I get stained with this saliva!

"Lao Wu is right! Master Hou, what you said is good! It's better than what I've heard from the old man in the tea shop, the appearance of the female ghost just now, the figure of the female ghost, is right in front of me......"

This is another guy, it seems that he is still addicted to the charm of the fox, and he doesn't notice that Xiao Han's eyes have begun to crackle and start to spark......

"Smack......

"Ah......h

Before someone could finish a sentence, they were replaced by a scream, and immediately after, the people around saw a humanoid object rolling out roundly! Xiao Han stood in place and patted the dust that didn't exist on his boots, feeling that he was finally much more comfortable.

"Don't you want to listen to stories? I don't believe that Sun Monkey can't stop you group of Qiuba! ”

So, after everyone's repeated efforts, Xiao Han sat down again.

Coughing twice and clearing his throat, a stone monkey was born five hundred years early......

The story of Journey to the West is naturally no problem in telling it now, but there is one point, time has changed, and other things have to be changed accordingly!

Tang? This can't be done! How many years has Datang been founded? Those monks are all confined to the temple door one by one to recite Ami tofu, where will they go out to find any Buddhist scriptures? So Xuanzang's identity has changed, from Tang Seng to Han Seng, although there is no Tang Seng Shun Mouth, but there is a story to listen to, who dares to pick and choose?

Speaking of which, some people may ask, why not change Tang Seng to Liang Seng and Qin Seng to Han Seng if they have to be changed to Han Seng ?

In this regard, Xiao Han is still very smart!

I think that at the beginning, Tang Seng set off from Chang'an, went through a lot of hardships all the way, passed through so many cities and countries, and built so many customs clearance documents, why didn't anyone feel embarrassed? Isn't it because of the great power of the Tang Dynasty? No one wants to, and no one dares to offend such a Tang Dynasty monk!

Looking at the past dynasties, the only one who can reach the height of the Tang Dynasty is the Han Dynasty!

Think back to the past: where the sun and the moon shine! Where the rivers go! All of them are Han soil!! What kind of domineering power should that be?

The story of Journey to the West is long, long!

In the past every winter and summer vacation, the TV station will let Xiao Han relive it! So at this time, it is relatively complete to talk about it.

Since the birth of the Monkey King, this has been talked about until the Heavenly Palace!

What Xiao Han said was a splash of saliva, and the others were even more fascinated by it! Even Ren Qing's eyes are full of brilliance!

It's impossible to know when the word "immortal" appeared, but there is no doubt that it represents power, magic, and all kinds of unbelievable!

It's just that how powerful are the immortals? This question is really asked, but no one can say why!

Now, in Xiao Han's mouth!

All kinds of wonderful spells, magic weapons.

There is also the supreme supernatural power that overturns the world and the sea in their minds, so that these people finally have the most intuitive impression of the term immortal!

In other words, when Sun Wukong saw the four big characters on the fingers of the Buddha, he secretly screamed that it was not good! Just as he was about to erect the somersault cloud, he saw a large mountain shaped like a palm covering the sky and the sun pressing towards it.........

The dust and smoke dissipated, Sun Wukong was tightly pressed to the ground by the Wuzhi Mountain of Rulai, hungry to eat iron pills, thirsty to drink copper juice, watching the young children who went up the mountain to chop firewood slowly become old and decrepit, waiting day after day for a Han monk named Xuanzang five hundred years later! ”

After finishing this chapter in one breath, Xiao Han, who had a dry mouth, picked up the warm water handed over by Xiao Lian and drank it all, his grandfather's was dying of thirst! The storytelling is so involved that I forgot to drink the water!

There was silence all around, and most people were still indulging in the story of Sun Monkey. The bearded man next to Xiao Han was even redder, and his expression was hideous! It seems to be hating that Buddha for meddling in his affairs and crushing such a hero under the mountain for no reason!

Quickly moved his butt to the side, when I heard that the art troupe went to the countryside to play the play of a white-haired girl, the guy who played Huang Shiren was almost not beaten to death by the villagers! You can't afford to make that mistake...

"Xiao Hou ......" was thinking about it, Xiao Han suddenly felt that someone next to him called him.

Turning his head to take a look, sure enough, there was a little soldier about the same age as him who was looking at him timidly and asked: "What you said about Taishang Laojun Li Er, is it the sage Laozi Li Er of Hangu Pass?" ”

"Huh?" Xiao Han looked at this little soldier in confusion and asked, "Have you ever read?" Do you also know that Lao Tzu sent a letter to Guguan in the west? ”

"No... I haven't read a book! The little soldier smiled shyly, and then said, "My family is in Hangu Pass, so I have heard the story of the sage......

"Oh, Hangu Pass, I passed by there last time!" Xiao Han nodded at the little soldier in understanding. However, he felt a little embarrassed by the question he raised, after all, Xiao Han didn't know if these two were the same person.

Looking at Xiao Bing's expectant eyes, Xiao Han touched his nose and was about to give an answer, but he heard an urn in the crowd: "According to legend, Lao Tzu is the reincarnation of the eighteenth generation of Taishang Laojun, and he can be counted as the same person." ”

"I'll go, who even knows this?" Xiao Han was taken aback, thinking that there were hermit masters in this team, so he quickly followed the voice and looked over! Unexpectedly, he smiled at a glance, it turned out that the person who had just spoken was the young Taoist who had to rely on him to go to Chang'an together!

No wonder, Lao Tzu is the ancestor of others, it's strange if you don't know this!

Li Rong didn't know when he mixed into the crowd of people listening to the story, he didn't wear a robe, just dressed normally, and the bruises on his face went down a little, but the swelling still didn't subside, and he still looked a little funny.

Glancing at Xiao Han with the eyes of a deep resentful woman, Li Rong said to Xiao Han slowly: "Marquis Xiao, you have such a big grudge against our Taoism? Don't even forget to step on the story? Why is Sun Wukong alone... cough, a monkey stirred up the heavenly court, and no one could stop it, and then a bald man came out and subdued it? ”

"Bald?" Xiao Han was stunned, when he heard this title, the first thing that jumped out of his head was a joke in his previous life: Bald donkey, dare to rob the master with the old man?!

"Poof...... Ahem...... Stories, stories, and that's it! Thinking of this joke, Xiao Han almost squirted out a mouthful of water! Hurry up and play haha to bypass this problem.

Besides, he knows why Wu Chengen wrote like this, could it be that Old Man Wu believes in Buddhism?

Xiao Han's perfunctory is so perfunctory that even a blind man can see it! But Li Rong didn't have any way! Ever since he met Xiao Han, he has deeply understood a truth: the situation is stronger than people!

If you continue to ask him, if you provoke him, it is not a problem that can be solved by being beaten in this deep mountain and old forest......

"It's a shame that the monkey is hit by the thirty-three heavens, if this is hit by the thirty-six heavens, how can I save the face of Taoism?"

The helpless Li Rong muttered a few words in a low voice, but no one in the scattered crowd heard what he was muttering.