Chapter Eighty-Seven: Wild Fun
As the saying goes: it's easy to go up the mountain, but it's hard to go down!
It took some effort to go down to the foot of the mountain, but fortunately, the mountain is not high, and it is only noon when you get to the bottom of the mountain.
At the foot of the mountain and on the mountain, there are stones, it can't be said that there is not an inch of grass, but there is not much grass, a few stones are turned over, Xiao Han thought about catching a few scorpions to replenish his weak body, but I don't know if the environment is not good, or the time is wrong, there is not even a watermelon worm under the stone.
This was a little disappointed, as soon as he straightened his waist, he heard something cooing on the empty straw mat in front of the mountain, the sound was very familiar, Xiao Han's eyes lit up, and the horse ran into the meadow without caring about it.
"Drink! One more dish at noon! ”
The grass here is a little high, growing to the knees, but it's okay, quietly said hello to Xiaodong, the two of them suddenly understood, handed over the reins to Zhang Qiang, and outflanked the place where the sound came out.
"Woo ......" The stunned man bent down and called out in the grass, but he didn't see anything, but a mud block hit his side, almost startling him.
"Who? Why? Scared the hell out of me! The stunned patted his chest and turned around and shouted.
Lao Qiu smiled behind him: "Stunned, are you driving a donkey?" ”
"Do you want to care? I haven't chased a chicken .........."
Xiao Dong heard the movement here on the other side, and as soon as he looked up, he saw a very good-looking object flying forward.
"Pheasant!" Xiao Han saw this thing flying forward, shouted, pulled his legs and rushed up, Xiaodong and the stunned man were naturally not to be left behind, and they didn't care about scolding Lao Qiu, so they followed Xiao Han tightly and ran wildly.
Lao Qiu rode a horse in the back, far behind, watching the three teenagers chasing pheasants frantically, they were almost out of breath with laughter, and the two-legged ones who wanted to chase the two wings were simply daydreaming......
Sure enough, after a period of crazy running, the three brothers only felt that their eyes were shining, their legs trembled, and the pheasant that should be put into the pot was still two or three feet away from them, through the somewhat sparse grass, tilting their heads to look at the three difficult brothers......
"Whew...... Master Hou, I'm ...... I can't run......" The stunned man gasped for breath, sat on the grass, and didn't want to eat chicken anymore, so he picked up the water bladder he had brought with him and poured water into his mouth......
Xiao Han also gasped heavily, hunched his waist, propped his hands on his knees, and looked at the flower pheasant hatefully, this thing is too hateful, you run it, you stop it, it will always be not far in front of you, as if it is teasing you......
"Ma Dan, don't catch it, when Lao Tzu's army arrives, pull out your grass and burn your nest!"
Xiao Dong, who didn't want to run for a long time, heard that Xiao Han also gave up, so he directly lay down on the ground, which can be regarded as resting......
It's almost the Mid-Autumn Festival, the sun is not sad on the face, and finally rested, the three of them supported each other and walked back, the damn pheasant was still following behind a few people, cooing a few times from time to time, the three of them were upset, Xiao Han was angry, and couldn't help but rush back to chase, stunned Xiaodong looked at each other with a bitter face, so he had to catch up quickly, Hou Ye had never seen a pheasant in his life, right......
Not to mention, Xiao Han has seen the pheasant, but on TV, he really hasn't seen it with his own eyes...... Finally, chasing the chicken to an ancient road, the three of them gave up completely, lying on the side of the road and beating to death, they couldn't run, and let the damn chicken cooer on the ancient road!
The soil of the ancient road was a little hard, Xiao Dongqiang raised his head, looked around, and said weakly to Xiao Han next to him: "Master Hou...... I... Where is this? Will it be lost..."
Xiao Han closed his eyes, felt that his chest was hot, and replied angrily: "Run and lose a fart, we can run three miles at most, hey, I'm tired of Lao Tzu, when I was in school, running a marathon was much farther than this, and I wasn't so tired!" ”
"Marathon?" Stunned, he turned over and asked, "What's it, a dish made of horse meat?" ”
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat! If you want to eat meat, go get this chicken back! ”
"Uh...... I can't outrun it..."
"If you can't run, you can't hit it with a stone?!" Xiaodong was stunned and laughed angrily, and gave him an idea randomly.
But when I heard it, it made sense, since I couldn't run, why didn't I use a stone?
Turning over, he pulled out a stone from the side of the road and was about to hit it.
The stone was thrown out, but something was faster than the stone......
An arrow shadow flashed over the heads of several people and shot towards the pheasant that was performing the golden rooster independence.
Before the poor pheasant could put his leg down in a hurry, the arrow pierced directly through his body, and he struck the ground a few times, and he couldn't survive.
"Well, the chicken is finally dead!"
When he saw it, he lay down again, and he didn't even have the strength to pick it up.
Lao Qiu and Zhang Qiang Shi Ran rode out of the grass, Zhang Qiang condescendingly looked at the three people who looked like dead dogs, and couldn't help laughing: "Tut-tut...... It's so powerful, get up and keep running~"
Xiao Han glared at Zhang Qiang weakly, reluctantly sat up straight, and said to him: "You two are really boring, we are wild in the countryside, catching fish, touching shrimp and chasing rabbits, how poetic and picturesque, you are good, one arrow down, like missing such a chicken!" ”
Hearing Xiao Han pull so hard to find a reason for himself, Zhang Qiang said with a smile: "That's okay, you don't lack it, I don't lack it, I will drink this chicken with Lao Qiu, and you will eat the Hu cakes with you." ”
"You two dare!"
The three of them glared angrily!
"Hahahaha......" Lao Qiu and Zhang Qiang laughed loudly, startling many foraging birds and finches to hover in the air.
Maybe in the open land of the sky, people's hearts are somewhat heroic, or maybe they are influenced by Xiao Han. Throw away the troubles, and feel that the self is starting to sublimate.
The chicken is there, how to do it is a problem, between the last coke fish incident, Xiaodong and the stunned man finally persuaded Xiao Han, if this is also roasted, it is estimated that the result is that this hateful and poor chicken will be cremated for free......
When you go out, no one will bring an iron pot, and the desire to drink chicken soup is not satisfied.
Look at this wilderness, there is no home, and the five of them are around a fat chicken and begin to worry.
"Why don't you roast it, pay attention to it this time......" Zhang Qiang pulled the chicken feathers, feeling that if he waited, the chicken was going to stink......
"I'll see it!" Xiao Han responded, stood up, the yellow mud on his body fell down, and he pounced a few times impatiently, sticking to the yellow mud in his hand, looking at the mud on his hand, Xiao Han's eyes slowly lit up!
"There it is!" Xiao Han screamed, almost scaring Zhang Qiang, who was flipping the pheasant, into the mud!
"What's there?" Several people gathered around and asked.
Xiao Han rubbed the mud in his hands, his eyes lit up, and he said mysteriously: "Why did I forget to call Huaji?" I've wanted to eat since I was a child, but I didn't expect that today the time and place are right, and I can finally fulfill my childhood dream! ”
(I wish I could go back to my childhood, catching grasshoppers, chasing pheasants, stealing sweet potatoes, what happy days, but unfortunately, I can't go back, just to remember our lost youth.) )